"Ugh! Goo-goo! ”

The black-ass monkey tumbled over a tree trunk and threw his hand at us, while changing his mouth to another strange call.

"Ugh! Goo-goo! ”

Han Jie may not understand what it means, but I understand it. Its expressions, movements, and sounds are very similar to those I used to drive it away during the day, except that the monkey cannot fully imitate the pronunciation of human language. "Ugh! Goo-goo! Actually, it's "Go!" Roll on! ”

The monkey barked a few times, then suddenly grimaced at me again, triumphantly turned and disappeared into the huge canopy of the banyan tree. was so stirred up by it, Han Jie refused to kiss me anymore, and kept urging me to go downstairs. I said I didn't want to go down and that it wasn't fun to stay in the room.

Han Jie said: "It's boring, you can make it interesting!" Don't forget what I told you before I came, you have to reconcile with both of them before you can complete the mission! Now there's one person you haven't done, so go down and get him! ”

I shook my head categorically and said, "I'm not going!" Huang Lijun is a girl, I forgive her without a problem, and I am also at fault. That pig's foot owner doesn't deserve my forgiveness for him! ”

Han Jie was angry and laughed, and said, "People in Oudong haven't done anything to be sorry for you!" You and Lijun broke up at that time, why didn't he allow him to associate with Lijun? ”

"Humph! I don't care! "I didn't listen to the persuasion, but I got even more energetic," if he thinks he's right, why do you keep avoiding me? Secretly, I used to call him a brother! It's almost as good that he took the initiative to come to me to admit his mistake, and I can't bow my head to him! ”

"Go!" Han Jie hugged my neck and said coquettishly, "I don't want your old friends to turn against each other like this. You go get him, and I'll reward you when you come back! ”

My heart fluttered, and I was about to ask her what the reward was, and then I shook my head like a rattle.

Han Jie was also annoyed when she saw that I didn't eat soft and hard, and pushed me away and said, "Then I don't want to pay attention to you tonight!" Blow the wind here by yourself! With that, she ran back to her room.

I had no choice but to go downstairs alone. Back in the room, the fried ghost was playing a mobile game, and Ou Dong sat on the side and watched him play, playing one by one, shouting and screaming, as if he was getting up. Ou Dong saw that I was back, but he was not interested, and ran back to the bed to play with his mobile phone.

I ignored him and fell into my bed. The fried ghost hurriedly ended the game and ran over to me and asked, "Why did Han Jie look for you?" ”

I didn't look up, saying nothing. The fried ghost is not stupid, he looked at me, and then at Ou Dong, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became dull. The fried ghost was sandwiched between us, trying to find a topic for himself, but no one answered, and he also felt very depressed.

The fried ghost shouted, "Oops, I can't stand you guys anymore!" I'll go out for a walk and see if I can pick up a lonely girl back! With that, the fried ghost slipped out the door.

I thought to myself, if he could pick up the girl, it would be weird! But as soon as the fried ghost left, there were only two people left in the room, me and Ou Dong. But the two of us still ignored each other, and we were at a stalemate.

After about ten more minutes, Ou Dong took out a cigarette and a lighter from his bag and walked out of the room without saying a word. It is estimated that he can't stay anymore and wants to go out to smoke. I continued to lie in bed pretending to be asleep, actually still thinking about it. Ou Dong's attitude made me even more dissatisfied, and I made up my mind that I would never take the initiative to show goodwill!

I was squinting, but there was a shouting and scolding outside, as if Ou Dong was arguing with someone. I didn't want to mind his business, but I couldn't help but be curious to go out and have a look. Ou Dong stood on the balcony on the second floor and scolded outside: "Brute! Get lost! Don't roll me and cut you! ”

Gotcha, I don't have to guess that I'm still the black-ass monkey!

It was grabbing a tree vine and swinging there, and when it was close, it kicked Ou Dong with its feet, and it was obvious that Ou Dong was still kicking it in the hole. Of course, the kick will definitely not kick Ou Dong, this monkey swings to the nearest place is two or three meters away from Ou Dong, and Ou Dong is standing on the balcony on the second floor, no matter how much he stretches out his hand, he can't reach it!

The monkey screamed, not like he was angry, but like he was laughing, and it was obviously "teasing" Oudong. Ou Dong was very annoyed, but he couldn't reach the monkey. He searched around for something longer to shoot the monkey, and finally thought of the cigarette he was holding in his mouth.

Ou Dong took two puffs to make the cigarette butt warmer, and then saw the rhythm, and when the black-butted monkey swung closer, he suddenly bounced the cigarette butt at the monkey. The cigarette butt was impartial, and it bounced into the monkey's hairless abdomen, splashing a few sparks. The black-butted monkey was so hot that it screamed, and as soon as it let go of its hand, it fell!

From my point of view, I can't see what the monkey will become. But if you think it's only on the second floor at this height, for a monkey, you can't fall to your death. Ou Dong also leaned out to take a look, took a sip and turned back to the room. He saw me leaning against the door and looking at him, and without saying a word, he passed me with a dark face. He had been teased by the monkey for a long time, and he was in a bad mood, and it was impossible for him to talk to me.

I can't figure it out, why is that black-ass monkey, or that ghost, so unforgiving? Didn't we just kick it in the monkey cave during the day, and we just chased it, and we didn't really hit it, did this provoke it? It came all the way from the Monkey Cave to get here, just to get angry with us? Then this monkey (this ghost) is too small-bellied!

Thinking about this, I suddenly remembered something. Usually when I go out with Master to deal with "ghost things", Master will occasionally mention to me some special types of ghosts, and tell me how to deal with these ghosts, or what things to pay attention to. The ghost attached to this black-butted monkey is probably the "Eyelier Ghost" in my opinion!

Isn't there an idiom in ancient times: "If you look at it, you will repay it." It means that even the smallest grievance of being glared at by others will take revenge, which is a metaphor for someone's extremely narrow heart. According to my master, the allusion to Jair's retribution comes from the Jairus ghost. Because this kind of ghost doesn't have any great skills, he likes to play tricks on people. And if you provoke it, it will retaliate in every possible way, and it will do the same to you as you did with it.

In this way, I estimate that the black-butted monkey was burned by Ou Dong with a cigarette butt just now, and he will definitely come again! And it is likely that the retaliation will be intensified. Originally, when I saw the monkey in the monkey cave during the day, I thought about whether to deal with it so as not to disturb people. But because this is a tourist area and there are a lot of people, I don't want to attract people's attention. However, now that this ghost has taken the initiative to come to the door, I can't prevent it!

I came out on a tour this time, and I didn't bring any of the ghost catchers. But now I am not what I used to be, and I am not afraid of such imps empty-handed. I learned the Ghost Fire Palm before I came, hehe, although this head is a bit capable of bluffing people, but it is not a martial arts palm technique, nor was it taught to me by my master, it was just tossed by myself.

The principle of the ghost fire palm is very simple: first use the yin power to give birth to the ghost fire, and then attach the ghost fire to the palm of the palm, which can be directly used to shoot ghosts and catch ghosts at close range! Ordinary little ghosts are afraid of ghost fire, if I shoot it, or catch it, hehe, it will definitely not taste good! It should be no problem to use it for self-defense.

After thinking of a countermeasure, I made up my mind and cast a phase charm on myself first. If the ghost is attached to a monkey, it can naturally be attached to a human as well. With my current path, I can't do it like Master, where ghosts are avoiding him.

I glanced at Ou Dong and wondered if I should cast a spell on him as well. But he sat at the head of the bed and played with his phone from afar, without even looking at me. My resentment has come up again, forget it, since it was the trouble he caused himself, he deserved to suffer a little!

I stayed in the room for a while, and when I saw that the black-butted monkey didn't show up again, and Ou Dong had no intention of going out again, I packed up my things and went to take a shower. The shower room at this B&B is shared, with one room on one floor. The condition of the B&B cannot be compared with the serious hotel, the water heater here is very old, and the water coming out of the sprinkler can only be said to be not icy. I shivered and ran back to my room after taking a shower, drying myself, putting on my slippers and holding my freshly washed underwear and towel in my hand.

As soon as I closed the door, I felt that something was not quite right. Ou Dong actually sat on his bed shirtless, and smoked in the room. I don't care if he's cold or not, but it's not very civilized to smoke in the room!

But when I look closely, it doesn't seem that Ou Dong is just smoking. He took a puff and picked up the cigarette butt and scalded it on himself! Take another bite and burn it again! There are already more than a dozen red spots burning on his stomach and chest!

I gasped, it hurt! But Ou Dong's face was not a painful expression, he was still smiling, and while burning himself, he also said to himself: "Let you be hot, let you be hot, is it hot?" Is it uncomfortable to burn? ”

I can't see what's going on now? He's definitely been caught up by that ghost!

I yelled, "Stop! Get out of here! Otherwise, I'll beat you to pieces! ”

Ou Dong turned his head to look at me, his expression becoming hideous. He threw away the cigarette butt and stood up and bared his teeth at me and yelled, clearly still the same black-ass monkey look. It seems that this ghost has been possessed by the monkey for a long time, and its behavior is no different from that of the monkey!

But it still speaks when it is attached to people. Ou Dong roared angrily: "I'll let you meddle in your business!" He lunged at him.

I was unprepared, and I didn't have anything to defend myself with, so I had to throw my freshly washed underwear into Ou Dong's face. Ou Dong didn't dodge or dodge, he rushed over with his head covered and hit me directly against the wall behind me!

I slammed the back of my head on the wall, and I was stunned, and there were stars in front of me. Ou Dong stripped the clothes off his face, pressed me to the ground, punched and kicked me. Ou Dong's strength was very strong, and I was knocked unconscious, and I was not his opponent at all. Fortunately, the possessed jairless ghost didn't seem to know much about fighting, and he didn't greet me with his fists and feet. I still had a lot of experience in street fighting, and I tried my best to protect the vital point, and only let him hit me on the shoulder, back, arms and thighs.

After a long pause, although I was being beaten, my consciousness was regaining little by little, and I was already able to fight back. I lay on the ground and kicked hard in the stomach. Ou Dong covered his stomach, and his expression looked uncomfortable. Although ghosts possess people, are beaten, and the injuries they receive are all on people's bodies, but ghosts also know that they hurt!

Ou Dong was even more angry, he grabbed me from the ground and pushed me against the wall, and grabbed me by the neck with both hands and lifted me up. Now it's in trouble! This is the most skillless style of play, but for me it is the most lethal style!

I had just regained a little strength, and I couldn't break Ou Dong's fingers at all, so I could only barely pick a little gap to give my trachea a little room to breathe. Ou Dong pushed harder and harder, and he had lifted both of my feet off the ground. I felt a sharp pain in my neck joint, but luckily my back was still against the wall, so I didn't lose my ability to resist all of a sudden.

I tried my best to resist and tried to choke Ou Dong's neck, but I still had to leave one hand to pick at his fingers, otherwise I wouldn't be able to breathe. I could only slap him in the face with one hand, beat him on the nose, and push his stomach with my knee below. But these tricks don't seem to be afraid, or the ghost doesn't care about these at all. I actually have more ruthless tricks, such as poking in the eye, kicking down gear, etc. But even if I use it, it may not work, and it will definitely hurt Oudong.

It was getting harder and harder for me to breathe, and the strength in my hands was getting less and less. But it's not the first time I've encountered this kind of life-and-death situation, the last time I was possessed by the hanged ghost, it was because I was not strong-willed, and my thoughts were controlled, and this time I won't repeat the same mistakes!

I tried to compose myself, concentrating all my attention on channeling the yin forces in my body, and then I struggled to recite every word of the incantation.

"Bang!"

A green ghost fire suddenly appeared on my free right palm!

Ou Dong stared at the ghost fire, and finally showed a look of horror in his eyes. I seized the opportunity and slapped Ou Dong's temple with a palm! Ou Dong screamed, and both hands around my neck let go, covering his head and rolling around on the ground.

I fell back to the ground, coughing and gasping for air. But I know in my heart that I must not stop there, and I must pursue it while I am victorious! I struggled to crawl over, pressed Ou Dong, and continued to slap him and pat him on the head with the ghost fire palm after palm. hit him to the place of hatred, beat him with his fists, and stood up and kicked him!

Actually, there was no ghost fire on my feet, but I was so angry that my whole body became hysterical. It doesn't matter if the fuck is a ghost or Ou Dong, beat him up hard first!

Ou Dong was beaten by me and crawled all over the ground, screaming and begging for mercy. It's such a cool feeling! But the jerking ghost hadn't run out of Ou Dong's body yet, so I didn't stop, and I kept chasing him. In the end, Ou Dong pushed me hard, broke free and ran to the window. With a "whoosh", a ghost figure embarrassedly burrowed out of Ou Dong's body and ran away from the window!

I also stopped, collapsed on a bed, panting violently. Although the jalkened ghost was still run away by it, it has already suffered so many ghost fire palms from me, it must have been injured a lot, and it is estimated that the soul is seriously damaged, and it will not harm anyone in the short term, and it may even become a fool.

"Uh...... Pain! ”

Ou Dong's physique is indeed strong enough, he was attacked by a ghost, and he was beaten by me again, and at this time he had already woken up. He sat up and looked at the large bag of blood on his chest that had been burned by cigarette butts, and the place on his body that had been bruised and purple by my beating, and he couldn't figure out the situation for a while.

I looked at him with some concern, wondering if he would flare up again? Just now I beat that ghost away because I have a ghost fire palm, and now that he has no ghost on him, how can I beat him?

"Why are you hitting me?" Ou Dong asked, staring at me with a dark face.

"You...... Alas! I sighed, not knowing how to explain it to him for a moment. In this case, I have to tell the truth, if he doesn't understand, then there is no way!

"You were ghosted just now and wanted to strangle me, so I fought back!" I pointed to the pinch mark on my neck and calmly told him, "We had a fight, and in the end I chased the ghost away!" ”

Ou Dongzhi stared at me stunned, and he didn't know what he was thinking now, maybe he was digesting this incredible fact, maybe he was thinking about how to clean me up for a while.

"Oh, that'...... Thank you! ”

After holding back for a long time, Ou Dong finally suddenly muttered this sentence out of his throat!

I kind of couldn't believe my ears. Ou Dong: Was he just saying thank you? Then he means believe what I say!

"Don't you suspect that I took the opportunity to take revenge just now, and beat you up while you were unconscious?" I asked him bluntly.

"It doesn't matter!" Ou Dong waved his hand and said, "Anyway, I feel that I owe you a beating, and this is a clear deal!" But if you make me unhappy in the future, I'll beat you up!" ”

"Humph! Then I'm the same, and be careful not to mess with me! I'm good at kung fu now! I clenched my fist and threatened.

The two of us glared at me, I glared at you, stared at you for a while, and finally laughed together!

"Oooo

"Bang!"

The door was slammed open, and Han Jie and Huang Lijun appeared at the door together.

"Why are you two fighting again? Is there anything you can't say well? Han Jie asked in surprise.

Huang Lijun also hurriedly ran over and helped Ou Dong up from the ground. "Zhai Zisheng! You're so ruthless! She blushed and stamped her feet and cursed.

I didn't panic and said with a smile: "It's okay!" We're good buddies! What problems can't be solved by a fight? ”

"If you can't do it, it's two more!" Ou Dong said loudly.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"