After the fried ghost sent Li Dan home, there were only four people left in the box: me, Ou Dong, Han Jie and Huang Lijun. Ou Dong took the lead in jumping out and shouting that there were fewer people, and there was no match, and the next four people drank their own!

He was obviously going to fight against me, but secretly the muzzle of the gun was aimed at Han Jie, and he "mistakenly injured" her several times. Han Jie had no choice but to drink it. When it comes to drinking and shaking dice, Ou Dong is a professional player, and the three of us are all rookies. As long as he has the heart to help me, plus I secretly "collaborate with the enemy", the whole scene is under his control. After drinking the second wine, Han Jie, who lost the most, had a big tongue when she spoke, leaning on my shoulder and drunken eyes.

At two o'clock in the morning, all the lights in the box suddenly turned on, and the karaoke music stopped. The waiter came in and said that the business hours were over and they were closing. So, I helped Han Jie up, Ou Dong helped Huang Lijun, and the four of them staggered out of KTV.

According to the pre-designed lines, I first asked, "How are you going to get home so late?" ”

Ou Dong naturally replied loudly: "No return!" No one in my family can take care of me! ”

"What about Huang Lijun?" I asked again.

Huang Lijun was still hesitating, and Ou Dong preemptively said to her again: "Oh, don't go back!" Save yourself from being scolded when you go back! Just come with me, tell your parents tomorrow that it's good to go to Han Jie's house for the night! Huang Lijun listened, and her face was ashamed, but she did not object.

"She went to my house for the night? Whose house am I going to spend the night in? I never thought about it, but Han Jie interjected and disrupted my lines. But this sentence also hit my heart, it seems that she is indeed drunk!

I hurriedly answered, "You're going with me!" I'm not going back either. ”

"Oh......" Han Jie was dizzy, holding my arm tightly, trying to keep her body balanced, afraid of falling while walking.

"Then so be it, let's go our separate ways and don't get in the way of each other!" Ou Dong winked at me proudly, which meant, "Dude, I can only help you get here!" I wish you success! ”

I succeeded in my trick, so I was naturally very happy, and I helped Han Jie and walked to the nearest hotel. The hotel room is quite expensive, costing 300 yuan a night. But I thought about it, and for the first time, such a beautiful and precious experience, it was worth using a good room, so I opened one.

But just as I was about to take the elevator to the room, Han Jie seemed to suddenly wake up and asked me, "Where is this?" ”

I panicked and stammered, "Wine...... Hotel yes! ”

Han Jie looked at me with a smile and asked, "Hotel?" Haven't you had enough of it? ”

I was stunned for a moment, and quickly nodded: "Yes, let's go up and drink again!" ”

"What about the wine?"

I looked at my empty hands, and with an idea, I pointed to the small supermarket on the side of the lobby and said, "Isn't the wine there?" Let's go buy it, shall we? ”

"Good!" Han Jie smiled at me. It seems that she is overdrunk, and her thinking logic is confused. I secretly wiped a cold sweat, and helped Han Jie to buy a dozen beers and a few packs of snacks in the small supermarket, and then finally took the elevator to the guest room.

The room is still very comfortable, exquisitely decorated, soft lighting, and a large bed of one meter eight, perfect!

I put down my things, helped Han Jie steady, held her face very gently, and kissed her affectionately. After kissing for a while, Han Jie suddenly pushed me away and said with a smile: "I won't kiss you!" Unless you drink and you can win me! ”

I said, "Good, good! I'll drink two more bottles with you! ”

So I set up the beers and snacks on the coffee table, and the two of us started drinking a third round. There were no dice cups in the room, so we used guessing boxing. I thought to myself: "Han Jie is now a temporary comeback after being drunk, I let her order, and she will definitely be completely drunk after a while!" ”

In this way, Han Jie drank another bottle, and I drank two bottles. I said let's stop drinking, let's rest? Han Jie insisted on refusing, and continued to drink, and said to me drunkly: "Hehe, I know what you want to do!" You want to trick me into getting laid, and then do bad things! Oh, so be it, if you drink all this wine with me, I'll follow you! ”

I couldn't be overjoyed! Now that she's got it right, there's no need for me to try to coax her. I shouted, "One word is a deal!" Come on, keep drinking! ”

Now, the wine will be drunk faster. I thought to myself, anyway, there is only so much wine left, no matter if she drinks me or me, anyway, there will be no more after drinking. So, I picked up my speed and gulped down, and I was very casual when I guessed boxing, and I didn't care if I lost several times in a row.

I don't know how long I drank it, but I finally drank all the dozen beers. I pointed at Han Jie and smiled, "Now you're finished!" You're mine! Han Jie was also smiling at me, as if waiting for me to take the initiative to behave.

The next thing is naturally logical, I walked over and hugged Han Jie, carried her to the 1.8-meter-8 soft bed, and then, and then ......

And then I can't remember what happened next!

When I woke up, it was the next morning, and the sunlight outside the window was shining through the light gauze curtains. It took me another moment to figure out where I was: "Oh, I remember! After we finished drinking at KTV last night, I took Han Jie to the hotel to open a room! ”

"What about Han Jie?" I turned my head again to look for it, and found Han Jie lying in the crook of my arm. I didn't bother her, just quietly admired her sleeping face. With a quiet and satisfied smile on her face, Han Jie snuggled up to me, like a docile kitten, sleeping soundly!

"She's completely my woman now! Ha ha! "A sense of maculine pride and pride suddenly rose in my heart, and I was filled with a sense of happiness. I'm finally broken! Finally no longer being ridiculed by fried ghosts!

"But what kind of process is that?" I tried to remember, but I couldn't remember the details of last night's clouds. "Did I just do it all on my instincts and impulses?"

I can't help but feel a little regretful, such a precious first time in my life, it actually passed in such a daze? And in my mind, I haven't been able to keep a trace of good memories!

"Hey, something seems wrong?"

As my consciousness and body senses slowly returned to their normal state from slumber, I suddenly noticed that the tactile information coming from my lower body seemed a little illogical. I reached out and touched my upper and lower body, the upper half of my body was naked, but the lower half of my body was ...... It's actually pants! And I didn't even take off my trousers!

"What's the situation? Did I put my pants back on when I was done? I don't have that OCD, do I? I turned over and hurriedly reached out to touch Han Jie, hoping to touch the smooth and delicate skin directly. But the touch on her hand tells me that she is also wearing clothes!

"Impossible!"

In a hurry, I lifted the whole quilt!

"Holy! What's going on? ”

The clothes on Han Jie's body are still the same as the ones she wore last night, and none of them are missing! A fool can see at this time that she can't have the same obsessive-compulsive disorder and put her clothes back on when she is done! In this way, the conclusion is simple and straightforward:

I! And! She! Yesterday! Late! Miscellaneous! Whatever! Affair! All! Not! Do! Yes!

Han Jie was lifted by me like this, and she also woke up slowly. She rubbed her eyes, looked at me in a bit of confusion, and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Why are you looking at me like that? ”

I didn't answer, and I don't know how.

Han Jie lowered her head again and checked her clothes, and muttered, "It's not gone!" What do you see? ”

"The question is that I can't see anything, okay!" I finally yelled out loud.

"What do you want to see?" Han Jie asked vigilantly.

"I, I, I, what do I want to see?" I was incoherent and pointed to her clothes, "Why are you still wearing clothes?" Aren't you supposed to be naked now? ”

"Smack!"

Han Jie gave me a slap in the face!

"Hooligans!" Han Jie scolded, "Zhai Zisheng, you are a hooligan!" ”

"I'm ......," I cried and laughed, covered the left half of my face, and asked weakly, "Didn't we go to bed together when we both drank to the end last night?" ”

"Yes!" Han Jie nodded, sat up from the bed and began to tie her hair, looked at me with disdain and said, "But you had already drunk too much at the time, and said that your throat was uncomfortable, so you left me and ran to the toilet to vomit!" ”

"No......" I wailed. At such a critical moment, I actually dropped the chain! Or in this particularly humiliating way!

"Humph!" Han Jie said while fanning her nose with her hand, "You threw up on that toilet for half a night, and you vomited all your clothes." Later, I took off your shirt, wiped you clean with a wet towel, and then dragged you back to bed with a lot of effort! ”

"No......" I continued to wail, and subconsciously touched my naked upper body, feeling that I didn't take off this dress myself!

"If you don't believe me, go to the toilet and see if your stinking blouse is still soaking in the sink!"

Such ironclad evidence, such facts, I can't help but believe it! I cried with a sad face and sent all my grievances to Han Jie. "You're the one who made me drink so much! Originally, I wasn't drunk, but you said you had to buy wine to drink in your room! ”

"Because I want to drink! I haven't had enough of it at KTV! Han Jie shrugged her shoulders and said.

"Impossible!" I didn't believe her statement, and flatly denied it, "You couldn't even walk steadily!" Why did you drink to the end, you weren't drunk, but I was drunk? I don't believe you're that good at drinking! ”

Han Jie smiled very calmly: "Women are born with three points of alcohol, don't you know?" ”

I suddenly had a feeling that I had been plotted, didn't I...... Could it be that Ou Dong's tricks and I have long been seen through by her? Could it be that she was pretending to be drunk last night?

"Oh! It turns out that you weren't drunk at all last night, and you deliberately poured me wine later! I pointed at Han Jie and said angrily.

Han Jie didn't hide it, but smiled proudly and said, "You guessed right! But you can't blame me, it's you yourself who are too weak! Yes! She pretended to be charming, blew a flying kiss at me, and then went to the bathroom to freshen up.

"Ahh I was so annoyed that I couldn't help but scream, "Damn it! Damn it! Stupid! Stupid! Shame on the dead! Shame on the dead! Yes! ”

I slammed down on the big bed, buried my head in the pillow, and felt like I didn't have the face to see anyone anymore!