After a year, I was idle again, so I asked Ou Dong to play billiards with the fried ghost. Han Jie and Huang Lijun finally got back to what they promised a year ago: Li Dan doesn't have a boyfriend yet!

Because of this, when we met, we inevitably joked about the fried ghost, saying that his chance to get off the list had come. The fried ghost can let go of us a bit, but he still has no experience in how to talk to girls. He came to me first and said, "Brisket Sheng, you kid is the thickest-skinned, and you actually chased the two beauties in our class, why don't you hurry up and teach me some secrets!" ”

I laughed and said, "There's no secret, just like you said, just be thick-skinned!" ”

"I don't believe it! You kid is not kind, you always like to hide from us behind our backs to pick up girls! "The fried ghost doesn't eat me at all, and comes to pester me again.

Alas, this kid really has no eyesight! Could it be that I still tell you in front of Ou Dong, how did I chase Huang Lijun in the first place? I rolled my eyes and kicked him away. I said, "You go and ask Ou Dong!" He's thicker than I am! ”

Ou Dong doesn't care about being ashamed, he is a ruffian and unscrupulous person. While spitting out smoke rings, he said calmly: "Cheeky? If you want to pick up girls, what do you have to be cheeky for? Hurry up, throw your monkey face aside, don't get so close to me! ”

Seeing that we both disliked him, the fried ghost began to complain again: "Hey, I said you two, are you still not good buddies?" Han Jie and the others all went to ask Li Dan, people must know that I was asking about her situation at this time, I am now chasing ducks to the shelves, and I can't get off! ”

I saw that he was really anxious, so I laughed and scolded: "Look at you, you are in a hurry after just saying two words, which means that you still want this face." It's not wrong that the two of us taught you, the first thing to do is to blush and not be in a hurry! On the contrary, you'd better find a way to make her blush, and you'll be halfway there. ”

"Really?" The fried ghost was skeptical, and went to ask Ou Dong again. District East put on a shelf, only responded to "um". The fried ghost also believed it, but said that next time he would personally ask Huang Lijun if this was the case?

This guy can't say a complete sentence in front of girls, but in front of us, he looks like he has a "Tang monk's mouth", he says everything and asks about everything. I haven't figured out my own affairs yet, so I went to inquire about Ou Dong's affairs again.

"Hey, I said Pig's Foot East, you chased Huang Lijun to go to school so far away, does it really work?"

Ou Dong's eyes widened and said, "Why doesn't it work?" I picked her up from class every afternoon after work, and then we went to dinner together. The classmates in her class all know me, even if a few weak chickens and cowards want to beat her idea, they can only look at it and drool! ”

"Oh! Then Huang Lijun doesn't mind? ”

Ou Dong shook his head and said, "What does she mind?" She still likes me like this! ”

The fried ghost envied: "You guy is really blessed!" Found such a beautiful girlfriend! You've got what it takes! "I was drinking water when he said this, and I almost choked! it! That's also my ex-girlfriend, right? Can you not be so blatant in complimenting my successor!

However, Ou Dong and I have reached a consensus on this matter, and the knot in our hearts has long been untied. What's more, I have Han Jie now, and I won't hate anyone because of such stupid words. But then the words of the fried ghost aroused my interest even more.

"Hey, Pig's Foot East, we're all iron buddies here, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about." The fried ghost went to the east of the district and asked him: "Let me ask you, you two have been together for so long, and you are dependent on each other in a foreign land, are you ...... Is there a chance for that? ”

"Which one?" Ou Dong didn't understand what he meant for a while.

"That's it!" The fried ghost even scratched, and then simply slapped his thigh and said, "Let's just say that you're still not a virgin, right?" ”

Ou Dong smiled when he heard this, showing a triumphant look, and said, "Oh, this? Not anymore! ”

"it!" The fried ghost shouted in surprise. In fact, I also shouted this sentence in my heart.

Ou Dong's fluttering words aroused the envy of both of us. The fried ghost went to ask Ou Dong how he felt? Cool? Ou Dong's answer was to directly give him a shock: "Nonsense! ”

Fried ghosts are really cheap! I just got a beating over there, and I don't remember it for long, so I turned around and asked me again. "Brisket wins, what about you?"

I glared at him fiercely, not wanting to bother with him. He was still stalking, and continued to ask. I kicked the stool under his ass again, causing him to fall on his ass, and scolded, "What's the matter with you? ”

The fried ghost didn't care, but laughed and pointed at me, "You're so useless!" You're the first of us to find a girlfriend! ”

I was so embarrassed by his ridicule that I had nothing to refute, only to complain: "I'm not in the same situation as Ou Dong!" Although they are both in the provincial capital, Han Jie and I are not in the same school, and we meet much less often than when we were in Nanting, not to mention the opportunity to be alone! How can it be so easy? ”

The fried ghost still laughs at me. He was made fun of by me just now, and now he will take revenge desperately when he takes the opportunity. Ou Dong didn't laugh at me much, but came to give me advice. He said: "This kind of thing, if you want to succeed, you must find a way to spend the night together!" Nothing else works! ”

I said, "I know that, too!" But I just don't have that chance! ”

"No chance, don't you know how to create chance?" Ou Dong said confidently, "According to my experience, either you rent a room outside first, and then find a reason to ask her over; Either they just go out to play together, and if they can't go back, they can only open a room outside. Think about it, lonely men and widows are in the same room for a night, are you afraid that there will be no chance? ”

I said, "I've thought of all these tricks you said. However, first of all, the first method is not realistic, I don't have the spare money to rent a house, I still have to live in a dormitory, so I can only think about the second method. But I've tried it too! She insisted that she wanted to go back! ”

Ou Dong thought about it again and said, "In this way, while school hasn't started in the past few days, our brothers are also here, so I'll help you." Didn't Han Jie ask about Li Dan, just tomorrow we will organize a bureau to sing karaoke, drink, and ask her to ask Li Dan out. In this way, we will kill two birds with one stone, and the fried ghost will solve Li Dan by himself. As for me, I'll help you toast Han Jie more! Be sure to drink until late and then leave, and you won't leave until the boss comes to catch up! By then, it's already the middle of the night, and everyone will definitely not be able to go home, and then you won't have a chance, right? ”

The fried ghost stammered, "Huh? Do you want to get involved with me? It's all in one step, I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it! ”

"You're off!" Ou Dong scolded, "It's good that you can say three words to Li Dan normally tomorrow!" When the time comes, you will send Li Dan home in advance, and the four of us will continue to drink! ”

With such an arrangement, I immediately felt hopeful, although it was a little ...... it! How elegant do you want to do this kind of thing between men and women? Besides, Han Jie and I were originally boyfriend and girlfriend, and even our parents met, and it would not be too much to say that she was my fiancée!

I patted Ou Dong on the shoulder and said, "Good buddy! If this happens, when we get married in the future, you will definitely be the best man, and you won't be able to run away! ”

Ou Dong also came to high-five me, and this particularly "shameless" strategy was so happily finalized!

In the end, in order to regain some face, I forced the fried ghost to ask again: "Speaking of Li Dan, you honestly confess, what do you like about her?" ”

The fried ghost's face instantly turned red like a monkey's buttocks. After the constant questioning and beating of Ou Dong and me, he jumped out of his mouth and said: "She, she is plump......"

"Hahaha!"

Ou Dong and I almost fell down laughing! This reason is indeed sufficient, practical enough, and tasteless enough!

Things are all moving in my favor. Li Dan readily agreed to Han Jie and Huang Lijun's invitation, and the six of us booked a box at the best KTV in the county tonight, saying that we would not get drunk or return!

After only half a year, Li Dan has changed a lot. Maybe it was influenced by other girls in college, or maybe it was at this age that he began to pay special attention to his clothes and makeup, Li Dan was much more fashionable than when he was in high school before, and the whole person seemed to have changed. Especially when she wore a slim top tonight, she set off her figure so concave and convex that the eyes of the fried ghost were straight.

But fortunately, as soon as someone sang in the back, the atmosphere quickly became lively. After everyone touched three glasses together, the tension of the fried ghost was also relieved a lot. A few of us are also very conscious, and when we sit down, it becomes a pair of two and two, and the fried ghost and Li Dan naturally form a pair. Shake the dice and drink in the back, and if the fried ghost wants to perform, he has to rush to drink. I knew he was a modest drinker, so I kicked him under the table and winked.

I never thought that Li Dan would be able to let go. She said to the fried ghost: "I can't just let you drink it alone, I'll drink the next cup if I lose!" ”

In this way, the scene is even hotter! At this time, there is generally revenge, but there is no revenge. Ou Dong colluded with me in advance, so Han Jie and I lost the most tonight, and Han Jie drank a lot with me. Her face turned red, but she looked like she could barely hold on.

After playing until twelve o'clock in the evening, Li Dan said that he was leaving, and Huang Lijun also said that it would end here. Ou Dong and I immediately objected, saying: "Li Dan's family lives far away, let Ke Jinggui send her back first, and the four of us will continue to play!" "Ou Dong and I also sang a double reed, provoking each other to express that they were not convinced by each other, and they must drink each other down.

The fried ghost got the opportunity, so he sent Li Dan home alone. We've all helped with that, and it's up to him how much more progress he can make.

Then it's time for the performance in Oudong.