Since watching the movie together that night, my relationship with Huang Lijun can be said to have grown by leaps and bounds, and it is out of control! Soon we were in a relationship, which aroused a wave of envy from my classmates. Then, during the National Day holiday, Huang Lijun and I went to climb the mountain, but we were trapped in a small hotel on the mountain because of a sudden rainstorm. That night, the two of us went along with the flow of joining hands for a coming-of-age ceremony. After the ceremony, I stood on the top of the mountain and the top of the clouds and roared to the sky! It's as if the world is so big that it's all under my feet! Dogs, let me command!

Later, we went to meet Huang Lijun's parents together. I told them that I loved their daughter so much that she would not marry her in this life! My aunt asked me when I was going to get married. I replied that I was ready to get married as soon as I graduated from high school! Uncle asked, "What is the dowry?" Do you have a house or a car? I said, the bride price RV is all floating clouds, and my love for her is enough! My aunt asked again, what do you do after marriage? How much does it cost? I said, if you don't have a career, you don't have to worry about it, and I'm ready to take her to the world! Uncle slapped the table and scolded: "Get out! ”

I was shocked and asked why my uncle was so rude. My uncle pointed at the bridge of my nose and roared, "You poor boy, false Taoist! If you are stubborn and don't learn, if you don't do your job, you will pretend to be a ghost! Still want to marry my daughter? You're a fool's dream! ”

Dream? A dream word made me fall into the bottomless abyss, struggling with my hands and feet but with nowhere to borrow, and finally shattered on the floor of my house!

"What the hell are you dreaming about? They all fell out of bed and are still sleeping! Why don't you get up and go to school yet! "Dad yelled and kicked me in the ass and woke me up.

I stumbled up from the floor and touched the parts on my body. Whew, it's all here!

I began to brush my teeth, wash my face, and change my clothes as usual, but my mind was still thinking about the dream I had just had. Alas, it's still not okay if you don't have money! With a small fight like me now, can I earn enough money to get married and marry a wife in the Year of the Monkey?

When I was about to go downstairs, I turned on my phone, and the first thing that rang was the WeChat message tone.

"Ding...... Jingle bells! ”

There was so much new information that even the chime was like a big gasp, and it took several seconds to "ding" before the last "bell" sounded!

258 new messages in the class group! What are you doing early in the morning? I flipped it over and took a closer look, but it stopped halfway down the stairs.

A male classmate in the same class uploaded a photo of a man and a woman walking side by side on the steps of the exit of the movie theater. He also commented: "The truth is revealed! Behind them were the other people's explosive comments and exaggerated animated expressions.

......

It turns out that last night's experience was not exactly a dream!

I stared at my phone, carefully checking for the appearance of the man and the woman. That's right! The woman is indeed Huang Lijun, and the man is me! Zhai Zisheng! Hehehe!

I stood halfway up the stairs, pressed my phone to my chest, and began to recall. The happy memories of those two hours last night have all surfaced again! That kind of happiness is a very sweet feeling, so sweet that my soul is crispy!

At this time, my mother walked downstairs, frowned and asked, "What are you smirking at there?" Why aren't you afraid of being late? ”

The sense of happiness lifted my spirits! I quickly finished my breakfast and trotted all the way to school. Fried ghosts and Ou Dong have always been waiting for me. They also knew that I often had to stay up late to go out with Master to do some mysterious "things", so when they saw that I didn't go downstairs when I got to the point, they left first.

By the time I arrived at school, the morning exercise had already ended, and the first class was about to begin. I took two steps in three steps and jumped up to the second floor. When I walked into the fifth class of the second year of high school through the back door, there was a sudden commotion in the classroom!

"Wow!"

"Yikes! Mysterious handsome guy is here! ”

"You kid is finally willing to show up!"

"Okay, you! Zhai Zisheng! Secretly, I actually hid it from everyone! ”

"What a human being who can't be seen!"

"Awesome! My brother! ”

A bunch of people immediately surrounded me, patted me on the shoulder, and made all kinds of jokes. The fried ghost trotted all the way from the front row, making a distressed gesture and complaining to me: "Brisket wins!" Don't you think I'm a brother anymore? Even I didn't tell you about such a big thing? Say! How do you apologize? ”

I laughed awkwardly, and I didn't know how to answer all the questions, and I couldn't answer them. I'm a little annoyed with them, but at the same time I'm a little smug. At this moment, the math teacher came, "cough-cough" twice, the whole classroom fell silent, and everyone hurried home. For the first time, I looked at the math teacher with a heartfelt sense of gratitude, and it was he who saved me!

Ou Dong sat next to me, and he didn't speak just now, silently watching others tease me. At this time, he said in a low voice: "Congratulations! ”

I smiled and whispered, "I...... I wanted to keep a low profile, but I didn't know that someone would secretly photograph us......"

Ou Dong nodded expressionlessly, and did not continue the topic with me.

Throughout the day, Huang Lijun and I became the focus and conversation of the class. Every time after class, there will be a bunch of people around the two of us, playing and playing. The WeChat group is also full of all kinds of gossip insiders. I tried to refute the rumors, but it turned out that the more I described, the more confusing it became, and in the end I had to just go with them.

Huang Lijun was also made a lot of jokes. She was thin-skinned, blushing the whole time, and didn't dare to move around after class. Her tablemate Han Jie obviously knew more about the inside story, and there was a little surprise in her eyes when she turned her head to look at me.

I had a breakthrough in my feelings, and then I also ushered in a small ** in my "career".

In the blink of an eye, the Qingming Festival is here again. Qingming is in the underworld, just like the Spring Festival in the yang! This day is a day for future generations to remember their ancestors. They would go to the graves of their ancestors to weed, paint monuments, burn incense, bow down, and light cannons to express their grief. What's more: on this day, the living will burn paper money for the dead!

Of course, Qingming is not just about sweeping tombs, some families will take this opportunity to do some rituals. People who are proud of officialdom and shopping malls pay more attention to this aspect, because they always feel that their success is more or less dependent on the blessing of their ancestors. They think that since they have been promoted and made rich, they should invite Taoist priests or monks to "tell" their beautiful deeds to the ancestors, so that the ancestors can also have light on their faces in the underworld, so that they can truly glorify their ancestors!

Including some people who have added a ding this year, married a daughter-in-law, and built a new house, I also feel that the ancestors should share the joy together. These happy events also need to be conveyed to them by Taoist priests and monks.

In addition, some people with unfavorable luck will also think that they should use this season to move the ancestral tomb to help the ancestors find a new home with a better location, and strive to develop in the coming year. Taoist feng shui and kanyu techniques are more often applied to the Dingyin cave and the selection of cemeteries. My master also knew a little bit about this, so he didn't refuse to come, sometimes he had to do three or four Dharma ceremonies a day. In addition, Master is also a little famous near the county seat, and many people are vying to invite him, and in the end, they even have to make an appointment a week in advance.

Fortunately, many of us have the habit of doing Qingming in advance, so so many rituals are not all concentrated in one day. I followed Master to start my work, and I could always earn a red envelope for each Dharma ceremony, ranging from 50 to 100 to 2 or 300. This week's income alone is more than my previous three months of hard work in the ghost market.

The tenth day of the third lunar month is the first ghost market day after Qingming. According to the market in previous years, this time, the former master and I specially prepared double the amount of ingredients, and it took two or three days of hard work to get it. I couldn't finish pulling a car, so Master went to find a bamboo pole to use as a flat pole, and walked behind me with two large bamboo baskets. When I arrived at the entrance of the ghost market, I found that the other stall owners were doing the same, and some even hired temporary helpers.

The helpers were coming for the first time. Not to mention that they had entered the ghost market, it was the first time they even went to a mass grave at night, so they all cowered and huddled together, and several people probably began to regret it. Some of the ghosts who couldn't wait were already out to move, floating around in front of the helpers, scaring them enough. The stall owner who brought them had no choice but to pay the money early and promised another bonus afterwards.

The old man who watched the grave appeared on time, and hung up the small blackboard after setting up the formation flag. At this time, many ghosts crowded at the entrance to see the exchange rate, and their eyes and mood rose and fell with the chalk head of the old man looking at the grave. As a result, as soon as the final exchange rate was revealed, it immediately caused a sigh. Not surprisingly, the exchange rate of the renminbi, which has been declining against paper money, has risen sharply! In other words, the paper money in the hands of ghost customers has been seriously devalued!

The joy of the ghosts who had just become rich overnight was immediately diluted by a few lines of numbers on the blackboard. They are like overcharging the old felt hats that are sad in three or five buckets, and the old man who watches the grave at this moment is the evil Mr. Mi Xing. A few bold ghosts tried to find the old man to theorize, and the old man scolded them back with a word.

"Do you think paper money is really money? If I don't accept it, then all the things you have in your hands now are just paper ashes! ”

The ghosts couldn't refute it, but they were still angry. A ghost on the periphery was a little unwilling, and muttered: "We can also take Baihualing to exchange ......"

"Whew!" The old man who looked at the grave sneered, "Baihualing is also the same exchange rate!" This is the number agreed upon by our county peers! ”

The ghosts were silent. Baihualing is another ghost market nearby, but the distance is almost 50 kilometers, and it is not convenient for ghosts to go there. The ghost is just talking.

Then some ghosts began to sprinkle their anger on their descendants, scolding: "These fools! Burn me a hundred yen worth of coins! Even if you burn a truckload for me, you won't be able to withstand a pile of 100 million yuan! Don't you know that there is inflation in Hades? ”