300 Fooling Around

Liu Han's fist was fierce, and I hurriedly took a step back while dodging my head to one side. Liu Han was unforgiving, and then another set of combination punches was played, and the moves did not leave my vital point. I didn't dare to slack off, and continued to dodge left and right, barely escaping her combo.

Actually, my level of empty-handed combat is really not very good. I've never learned anything boxing, palm or anything like that, and I'm basically stuck at the level of street fights in the past, at most plus a little basic footwork that I learned from the coach of the police academy. But at this time, it has already been done, and it is impossible for me to propose to switch to weapons, so I can only deal with it head-on.

Liu Han doesn't look like a woman, her fist strength is not small, and her kung fu moves are more solid than mine. She should have used Wing Chun, and her tricks were very yin, and she had already used the crotch kick move several times. It was the lifeblood of men, and I naturally subconsciously wanted to protect it, but as a result, I missed the protection of other places and received several punches in succession. At the same time, I heard another wave of boos in my ears.

After being beaten and booed, my brain also became hot, and I said in my heart: It doesn't matter if you are a woman or not, do I still have face if you don't use some ruthless tricks to fight back?

So I started to do my best. Although my tricks don't work, I win in "no tricks to win", and beat the old man to death with random punches!

Eye-pokes, elbows, grappling, and indisregarding defense are common tricks used in hooligan fights. In fact, when you fight each other with those rotten boys on the street, sometimes the comparison is not how many times you hit the opponent, but how many times you can beat the opponent, and then see the opportunity to give the opponent a ruthless blow, you can defeat the enemy with one blow!

I'm still using this kind of effective tactics that have been "tempered a lot" on the streets. Liu Han obviously didn't expect me to be so unreasonable, and in the face of a woman, I still used the obscene move of kicking the crotch. It wasn't a big deal for her, but she couldn't be hit by me, otherwise it would be just as humiliating.

After a fierce fight, Liu Han couldn't take any advantage because he was afraid of my nonsensical play. I was proud in my heart, thinking that I would still teach her a lesson, so as not to be looked down upon by her in the future. Of course, if it really hits a woman's face or abdomen, these vital parts are still too ugly, maybe it would be good to fall her and make her taste a little bitter?

Having made up my mind, I pounced on it again. Liu Han had already begun to feel some of my routines at this time, so he thought that after dodging my chaotic punch first, he would give me another one when I showed a huge flaw. It's a pity that I deliberately exposed the flaws to her this time!

I "clumsily" jumped up and swept through the whip leg, and it was "natural" to reveal a large gap behind me that I could not defend against. When Liu Han saw the opportunity, he wanted to throw a fist and hit me in the back of the head. But I was prepared, tilted my head, and instead grabbed her left fist with my hand and pulled it forward, arching behind her back and hooking it at the same time!

Bird Meat may have been defeated by me with this trick before, and when he saw that I used it to deal with Liu Han again, he immediately shouted excitedly: "Beautiful!" Push her chest hard! ”

But Liu Han is not bird meat after all, her on-the-spot reaction is definitely much higher than that of bird meat, even me. I could only hear her snort coldly, and then I felt a hand on my back and struggled to hold it, and she seemed to suddenly lose weight on my shoulder!

Liu Han was indeed knocked over by me. But instead of landing on her back in embarrassment, she landed firmly above my head with a light "pigeon turn" gesture. Immediately, she didn't need to turn around, and directly kicked me in the chin with a "startled hind hoof" and kicked me to the ground.

The kick was so hard that I fell to the ground on my back, dizzy, with stars in my eyes, and I felt a sharp pain in my jaw, as if even a few of my left teeth were starting to loosen.

Liu Han came over and saw that I had lost my resistance, so he didn't hit me anymore, but only stretched out his foot on my lower abdomen and stepped on it again. The attack on the sensitive part suddenly shocked my heart, and I quickly covered my lower body and shouted: "Don't!" ”

"Huh!" Liu Han was so embarrassed when he saw that I looked so embarrassed, and he also smiled proudly: "Lustful disciple, even the moves make it so dirty!" The next time you dare to look around, you will really stomp on your eggs! ”

With that, she walked away with a look of contempt. This battle between men and women ended in my fiasco!

I waited until the dizziness subsided a little, and after I confirmed that my life had not been hit hard, I got up from the ground stupidly, and I was very aggrieved: "I didn't look at it in the first place!" Also, even if you lose, why do you still scold me for my dirty moves? ”

The crowd watching the excitement on the sidelines saw that we had won and lost, and they did not hesitate to "give" me boos and ridicule:

"Xiao Zhai is really useless, he actually lost!"

"Huh! He was quite proud of beating the bird meat last time, why did he lose this time? ”

"It's a shame for our men!"

Even Bu Ye, who had just finished handing over the road guide paperwork, spat at me and said coldly: "Waste! Even women can't beat them! ”

I hung my head and felt ashamed. But losing is losing, and there is no excuse to find, and it is impossible to go to Liu Han to challenge again, I am absolutely dumb at this time, and I can't say anything about my suffering.

The bird meat was kind, and was willing to run over to help me, and said, "Alas, it's a pity! If you hit her chest just now, it must be soft and very elastic! I've enjoyed this feeling, even if you kid gets beaten again in the future, it's worth it! ”

Hey, I just got it when I said that!

No wonder Liu Han scolded me for my dirty moves before leaving, it turned out that she thought that I used that move to rub her tofu. Now, her impression of me being lustful and lewd may be even more difficult to change, and my grievances can't be washed away by jumping into the Yellow River!

After a small turmoil, the mixed formation was finally able to enter the city. Cao Zhe told me before that Crystal City is rich in crystals. But how "prosperous" is it? You can't experience it without seeing it yourself!

Before entering the city, we had to pass through a mining area. It is said that the cave where Crystal City is located was originally a small cave, but after decades of excavation, it took decades of excavation to form its current size. And 90% of the credit for this excavation speed is due to the only excavator in the city!

They actually brought a heavy excavator here to dig crystal mines!

Excavator!

Heavy hey!

The bird has been here a few times before, so naturally I have heard people tell me about its origin. According to rumors, the excavator was first disassembled into countless parts, and then transported deep underground like ants through the Yin vein, and then reassembled here again. The diesel fuel consumed on a daily basis is made from nearby oil mines using the local method.

There is a general lack of heavy labor capable of rough work in the underworld, and Yin Xiu disdains to do it, and ordinary ghosts do not have so much strength. The soil around Crystal City is compact, and there are many and large stones, so it really can't be dug without an excavator, and it's really a shame that the Crystal City Lord came up with this simple and crude method!

However, the large amount of mining does not mean that the scale of Yin City is also large. Because the temperature here is too sweltering, ordinary cultivators and ghosts are reluctant to come unless they are offered a reward that is difficult to refuse. At this point, Crystal City is not bad for money, and it can afford it!

Before we reached the center of the city, we were almost dazzled by a burst of silver light. The crystal city lord with a perverse style not only used an excavator to dig crystal mines, but also directly used crystals as building materials to build a genuine "crystal city" for himself as the city lord's mansion.

As a result, the whole city was shrouded in all kinds of reflected and scattered silver light, which was indeed much more noble than the miserable green color of Zuoqiu City. And it only needs a little light source to illuminate the entire Yin City, which is both environmentally friendly and tall.

Looking at the magnificent scene in front of them, no one doubted that Crystal City was super rich, no wonder everyone rumored that their city lord was even richer than Zuoqiu City Lord!

However, no matter how rich people are, they are also other people's, and we errand runners have to work honestly. After entering the city, the caravan led by Bu Ye separated from the material escort team led by Liu Han, and they transported the materials to the ghost slave to the city lord's mansion, and we found the merchant house in the city to unload the goods, without delay.

This time, because we had to wait for Liu Han's team to be handed over clearly before going back together, Bu Ye did not immediately urge us to return to Zuoqiu City immediately, but gave us a rare two-day vacation and allowed us to move freely in Crystal City.

In addition to the abundance of crystals, Crystal City also produces some unique extreme yang properties of tea, tobacco and mushroom ingredients. The flame fungus is an important ingredient that I need for my plan to eat a large number of yin meals, so since I finally came to visit, I naturally have to buy a batch to go back for later.

In addition to buying, buying, buying, and knowing the market, the bird meat also pulled me to soak in the "cold spring"!

The so-called cold springs are pipes that use water from nearby underground rivers and bring them into the city. Due to the low temperature of the water in the underground river, it is even cooler than the high temperature in Crystal City. The people of the city also deliberately dug the public bathhouse into the ground, and used crystal as an insulating material to isolate the bathhouse from the stuffy environment outside, and it became a cold spring for cold baths.

"Ahh It's so comfortable! ”

I was able to soak in the cold spring water, and I was able to get away from the heat outside, which was very pleasant. It turns out that this is the best way for the people of Crystal City to escape the sweltering heat!

"Hehe, it would be even cooler if you brought those female soldiers to soak together!" Bird Meat also laughed cheaply.

His eyes were closed, his head was tilted back, and the saliva from the corners of his mouth was about to drip into the bath, so you can imagine what kind of picture he was making up in his head. It is estimated that none of the five female city guards who came with the team could escape his "obscenity".

I smiled bitterly: forget those fierce women! Although some of them are not bad in appearance and figure, especially Liu Han, who just beat me up......

Oh no, how can I react below?

! What a, me!