299 Embarrassing events caused by temperature
A one-way journey from Zuoqiu City to Crystal City takes at least twenty days. But this time the team is too large, and the right to lead the team is not completely in hand, so it is naturally impossible for Bu Ye to urge us to speed up in a hurry as before, so we can only walk slowly and patiently. In the end, it took us twenty-five days to get to Crystal City, but it was okay overall.
Crystal City is also a "strange city"!
The huge underground cavern where this Yin City is located is actually a lava cave formed by a volcanic eruption, and there are black lava stones that have cooled everywhere. Not only that, but we had already passed through several lava lakes before entering the city. From afar, red magma was tumbling in the lake, bursting black bubbles from time to time.
The black bubbles are actually magma, but they cool quickly because they are exposed to the upper surface, in contrast to the hot red new magma underneath. It appears dark. The new red magma kept coming up and devouring the old black magma, but when it came into contact with the cold air on the surface of the lake, it quickly turned black, and then it was swallowed up by the newer magma, and so on.
Of course, such a spectacle brings not only visual shock, but also excessive radiation heat. The closer we got to Crystal City, the more muggy it felt. In the absence of air convection in this windless underworld, the heat emitted by the lava lake can only collect in the nearby caverns and dissipate for a long time.
Some experienced dart masters have begun to gradually take off the clothes they originally used to protect themselves from the cold on the road, but without Buye's order, no one dares to take off their armor casually. It wasn't until we passed through the levels of Crystal City that we were finally able to completely "liberate" ourselves.
Crystal City took advantage of the terrain and built a short but strong wall in a narrow cave outside the city, which was guarded by troops. The temperature here is already hot. There was a thermometer hanging in the doorway of the city wall, and the temperature displayed on it was actually 45!
You must know that the physique of yin cultivation must be yin-biased, especially able to tolerate cold, but not heat-resistant. 45 degrees is very uncomfortable for ordinary people, let alone Yin cultivation?
Therefore, the local officials and guards of Crystal City gave us a good example: before entering Crystal City, we must try to minimize clothing, and use Yin Gong from time to time to resist the sweltering heat in the city.
The officials in charge of tax inspection were all dressed short, and they did not wear hats, but only a decorative cloth belt around their foreheads, which fully breathed the top of their heads and also played a role in absorbing sweat. Most of the guards were ghost soldiers, and the few Yin Cultivation leaders were also shirtless and only wore shorts. It's so stuffy, let alone a human, the ghosts can't stand it!
While the officials were checking the documents and goods, the caravan's dart masters and men began to undress en masse. They are all rough people who come out to run caravans, and it is normal to operate without taking a bath or changing clothes for a month, let alone bare-chested. If it weren't for the timely reminder of the officials of Crystal City, I'm afraid these guys wouldn't even have their pants left.
After taking off their clothes, these old fritters, represented by the bird meat scatterers, began to snicker inexplicably again, and their eyes kept glancing at the other side of the back of the line. I also turned my head curiously to look, hey, it turns out that they are waiting to see the female city guard undress!
Several male city guards had nothing to be ashamed of, they took off their shirts directly, wearing only single pants, and they were in the place anyway, so they didn't even wear armor. The remaining female city guards hesitated for a long time, but they couldn't help but compromise under the heat, and began to take off their clothes and armor. In the end, all they had left was a single shirt and a single trouser, and then the sleeves and trouser legs were rolled up, and the hem of the shirt was also lifted and knotted.
Although they refused to show their breasts, they still showed their white arms, thighs and navel, and they were dressed very sexy. Especially under the sweat, the thin clothes are close to the body, and the exquisite figure is suddenly perfectly presented.
I'm most concerned about Liu Han. She is the squad leader and commander, and she still has to maintain more face, so she only takes off her armor, and her battle suit is still worn as usual, and it seems that she intends to rely on Yun Yin Gong to resist the heat in Crystal City. However, even if she is conservative, it can still be seen that she has a good figure, with a straight front and a backward tilt, and she is concave and convex.
The armor is all off, and it is impossible for the helmet and mask to not take off, right? Liu Han hesitated for a moment, and finally took off his mask.
Well! Sure enough, it's a cold beauty!
Of course, her beauty cannot be described by closing the moon and shyness, sinking fish and geese, but the kind of sassy beauty that is full of heroism and does not let the eyebrows be shaved. I saw that her sword eyebrows were upside down, her face was like cold frost, her eyes were sharp, and she did not retreat when she looked at others, and she could not be challenged. The only thing that shows her feminine side is a twisted braid on her head, which is carefully braided, and a red ribbon, which is usually coiled in a helmet, and only then untied and hung down at the back of her head.
"Whew!"
"Woohoo! Whew! ”
The Birdmeat guys finally got what they wanted to see, and they whistled violently, and even pretended to be wolves.
"Hehe, bird meat, look, the shortest one is actually the plumpest! Wow! Those two lumps in front of them are simply amazing! ”
"Hey, what I prefer to watch is buttocks! Look at the tall one, it! It's perfect! ”
"Birdmeat, what kind of eyes do you have? Is that also called hip lifting? It's all sagging! At most, it's a lot of meat, a big ass! ”
"It's good for a woman to have a big ass! It is especially capable of giving birth! ”
"Nima! Now that you're over the addiction, you're thinking about having a baby? ”
"Nonsense! Every day I think about how I can get a beautiful wife! Otherwise, what am I doing here? ”
These guys are simply open-mouthed!
While glancing, they commented on the figure of the female soldiers, of course, all kinds of foul language and laughter were indispensable.
It may be that their volume is too loud, and several female soldiers can hear it clearly from a distance, so they all glared at this side with grim faces. But this only made the Bird Meat guys more excited, and the whistle in their mouths was louder!
It was delicious, but I wasn't as as they were, and after a bit of "appreciation" of each of them, I went back to pack my armor and clothes. But I was just tidying up, but I didn't notice that Liu Han suddenly walked towards us. And even more unfortunately, I was the one closest to her.
"Hey, you!".
I turned my head and saw Liu Han's expression quite uncertain, staring at me coldly.
"Me?" I pointed to myself and asked.
"Humph! Yes, you're the cook! ”
"What's wrong?"
"Were you whistling?"
"Nope!" I was stunned, thinking if she was wrong?
"Not you or who?" The corners of Liu Han's mouth curled, his eyes narrowed, revealing a very disdainful expression: "I heard Xiao Yu say that you always peep at her when she goes to help cook?" ”
"I'm spying on her?" I couldn't stop crying.
Xiao Yu was one of the two female city guards who helped the cook, the one who occasionally liked to sneak at me. If you want to talk about voyeurism, it should be that she is peeping at me!
"What? Dare to look but dare not admit it? Liu Han continued to sneer.
"I really don't!" I yelled, "We're just cooking together, and she said I was peeping at her." ”
"You peeked inside her neckline while she was bending!"
"I ......" I smiled wryly, feeling that I had been wronged. Obviously, Xiao Yu secretly looked at me first, so she caught my attention and turned around to see her, okay?
"Absolutely impossible!" I categorically deny it.
But just as I was saying this, my gaze uncontrollably glanced at Liu Han's chest up close. It's really too tall to pay attention to from such a convenient angle......
Liu Han was immediately irritated by my "obscene" gaze and "quibble" attitude, his face flushed suddenly, and he shouted angrily: "Since you look down on women so much, then let's practice our hands!" ”
"I don't look down on you......"
"Stop talking nonsense! You're still not a man, don't be cowardly if you're a man! ”
"I am ......"
"Then let's do it! I'll give you a trick first! ”
"I don't ......"
"What? You say you're not a man? Well, repeat this sentence out loud again, and I'll forgive you! ”
Unexpectedly, Liu Han is also a woman with a particularly powerful mouth. The attitude is aggressive, and he pushes me to dig a hole for me, so that I don't even have a chance to explain!
At this time, I finally understood. It's not that Liu Han really didn't see other people whistling, but he didn't blame the public, so he casually found a substitute ghost like me to teach a lesson and vent his evil anger. Of course, maybe it was because she didn't have a good impression of me before, and the misunderstanding between me and Xiao Yu made her think that I was not a good thing. In short, it's time to fight!
But I really don't want to do anything with her. Regardless of the level of martial arts, as the saying goes: good men don't fight women. If I really get started, in the end, whether I lose or win, I'm sure I'll lose my points!
Seeing that I was still shirking, Liu Han became even more annoyed, and the sarcastic words became more and more ugly: "Sure enough, he is a lustful and timid cook, and he still wants to come here to pretend to be a dart master?" Did your 'eggs' be scrambled and eaten or dropped on the road? ”
"Hahaha!"
"This scolding is wonderful!"
"Hey! Xiao Zhai, she scolded you like this for having no eggs, can you still stand it? ”
"That's it! Either teach her a lesson, or show her your 'eggs' so she can shut up! Ha ha! ”
Bird meat, those guys, what a loss! Not only did they not help me talk, but they actually took the opportunity to make a coax, just waiting to see my jokes!
I finally became angry, and shouted to Liu Han: "Come on, I don't need you to let me, what weapon to use?" ”
"Hmph, do you still need weapons to deal with you? Look at the moves! ”
Liu Han couldn't hold back for a long time, and when he heard that I accepted the challenge, he was no longer polite, and directly punched me in the face!