"Not to mention the same way, you are my idol at all."

"What? I'm yours..... Idol! Zhu Bajie was excited and suspicious, "I've always been jealous that Monkey has a lot of fans, but I didn't expect that I also have people to worship it!" And worship me still? I'm a true god, if it's true, wouldn't I be more like a monkey?! ”

"But, apart from pigs, I may be your only fan in this universe, it's really a unique product, if you kill me, it's really a tyrannical thing!"

"One of a kind!" Zhu Bajie picked up the nail rake and swung it over, "Since it is a unique product, it should be estimated at a high price, and it is most suitable to exchange you for my true god future." ”

"Oops!" Su Hang jumped out of the way, "Since I'm your fan, of course I have a lot of questions for you, can't you meet the requirements of your fanatical fans?" Isn't that what you, an idol, should do? ”

At this time, Zhu Bajie picked up the nail rake and was about to continue to fight, but when Su Hang said this, his eyebrows suddenly fluttered, "Hehe, that's what I said, my old pig has played a supporting role for so many years, and I haven't been asked a question by fans...... Belch! I was asked a question by a little kid, but he's not a fan of mine. ”

"What did he ask?"

"Humph! He asked me if I was going to be sent to a slaughterhouse when I retired. ”

"Hahaha......" Su Hang couldn't help laughing.

"Hehehe......" Zhu Bajie also smiled.

"Did you teach that little kid a lesson?"

"No, I just told him that I eat pork too."

"And then?"

He suddenly shouted, spat out two strands of spider silk in his hand and ran away.

"Oh! Could it be that he is ......."

"I don't know who he is, I just heard that it's a new god from the human race on Earth, called Spider-Man."

"Holy! Sure enough, it was. ”

At this time, Su Hang inserted the golden hoop stick vertically into the white sand, leaning on it, and Zhu Bajie also inserted the nail rake vertically into the white sand, and his body was also leaning on it...... This style of painting is simply a late meeting!

"May I ask Mr. Zhu Bajie, in your life, is there anything that makes you feel the happiest!"

"Peek at the spider spirit taking a bath."

"Ugh! Isn't it indecent to Chang'e? ”

"Go! We're all professional actors, just acting, you know? But there are also dry goods in the scenes, such as peeking at the spider spirit taking a bath, which is high-end dry goods. ”

"Got it!"

"May I ask Mr. Zhu Bajie, in your life, is there anything you regret the most!"

"Peek at the spider spirit taking a bath."

"What's going on? Isn't that the happiest thing that makes you feel the most? ”

"Hey! Every time I perform this part, I unconsciously devote myself to it, and the result is usually over one time, only a few minutes, I haven't seen enough at all, can I not regret it? ”

Su Hang suddenly felt that he and Zhu Bajie really had a heart, and he couldn't bear to hack him half to death.

"May I ask Mr. Zhu Bajie, in your life, is there anything that makes you haunted the most!"

"Peek at the spider spirit taking a bath."

"Damn, your answer is really personal! Why this time? ”

"Because every time it's twenty meters away, I can't see the details clearly, you say, how complaining this is!"

"You're so right!" Su Hang agreed from the bottom of his heart, and he began to interpret Zhu Bajie's information.

After a while, he was secretly happy in his heart, it turned out that he found that Zhu Bajie was a very depressed data package.

Su Hang understands when he thinks about it, when a person can't get what he wants, the accumulated depression is like garbage piled up in his heart, like a pain bomb that is about to explode, and he is a typical case.

He began to edit a neutral program with his mind, the content was: If the pain in the heart is also vented, even the arrogant male cannot wronged himself, and the content also includes a song "It is not a sin for a man to cry".

After the program was compiled, although Su Hang was reluctant to be a black pig Bajie, he was also unhappy about his talent.

He copied hundreds of thousands of copies of it and put it into the space around Zhu Bajie; Then, he asked, "Since you love spider spirits, why don't you go to them?" Unexpectedly, Su Hang just finished asking, and a wave of sadness hit Zhu Bajie, his eyes suddenly turned red, his mouth pouted, and his nostrils dilated...... Su Hang saw that there was liquid gushing in his black nostrils...... Just a second later, Zhu Bajie snorted, and a lot of snot rushed out of his nostrils with tears, and rushed straight to Suzhou and Hangzhou.

Su Hang fell to the ground in response.

...... Su Hang got up from the ground and complained in his heart, "I didn't expect your pain points to be so energetic, you will be passionate when you poke it, and you will be so fierce!" Fortunately, I have a good psychological quality and can hide quickly, otherwise I would have to collapse! ”

Zhu Bajie didn't cry bitterly, but his face was flushed, and he still relied on a nail rake to pretend to be forced.

Su Hang raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile in his heart, "I see how long you can endure it?" The program I wrote is being implanted, and when it is time to activate...... Hehe, let you cry, cry, cry in the dark, weak, I don't have the strength to deal with me, and I don't have to kill you, it's the best of both worlds. Ay! Only a male god like me who is kind and stylish can come up with such a kind and cool idea. You're lucky to have met me! ”

Half a minute later, Zhu Bajie was still silent, still holding on, Su Hang silently waited and read his message, surprised in his heart, "This is amazing!" has lived in the depression of dire straits for a long time, and has actually cultivated the ability to quickly digest bad emotions. ”

A minute later, Zhu Bajie was still enduring it, but his face was not so red compared to before, and Su Hang was disappointed in his heart, "The speed of indigestion of this thing is really fast!" If he is allowed to continue to digest, won't the activation program be a waste? ...... All right! Wait and see. ”

After another half a minute, Zhu Bajie's face became closer and closer to normal, and Su Hang's heart suddenly became anxious, "This thing's ability to indigestion is really good, it makes me envious, jealous and hateful!" I've got to find a way to blow him another blow while there's still a spark left, or if he's really calm, I won't be able to get a spark no matter how much I mess around! ”

"Mr. Zhu Bajie, I know you must be in a bad mood at the moment!" Su Hang began to fan the flames, "But, I see you holding back like this, my heart is really like a knife, why don't you vent?" Why? Why? ”

Zhu Bajie glanced at Su Hang hard, his face suddenly turned a little red, only to hear him reluctantly say, "I'm a man!" ”

"Even if you are King Kong, you will suffocate your body!" Su Hang persuaded, "You see that Sun Wukong is more involved when he vents, and he has lifted the entire Heavenly Palace, it is because he is not wronged and alive that he will not be depressed, he will be sunny, his body will be fit, he will be inspiring, and fans will be willing to follow." I have always felt that your fat is not eaten, it is suffocated, the fat on your body is the moisture that blocks your own light, and your forbearance and humiliation are exchanged for the gloom that makes people stay away, why bother! ”

Zhu Bajie didn't speak, just glanced at Su Hang, but his face was clearly reddened again.

"Do you know about depression?" Su Hang sighed, "Hey! Those who get depression just don't know how

Vent. Look at Sun Wukong, people will vent, even if he has been pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, his psychology has not been distorted at all, and he is still very good after he comes out, and he has always been the C position in "Journey to the West"! ”

Zhu Bajie still didn't speak, but his face was still turning red.

"If you look at Tang Sanzang again, everything is forbearance, so his face is always sad and bloodless, and those facial features are all miserable on his face. Let's talk about you again! was originally a person with a wide heart and a fat body, and he should have lived like a boy next door, but he is becoming more and more like a dull greasy middle-aged, why? ...... I just found out today, it turns out that you don't know how to vent bad emotions! ”

Zhu Bajie was still holding back, Su Hang knew that he hadn't talked about his vital point yet, so he was about to continue nagging, and suddenly thought of himself, "I have some three views so similar to him, why don't you feel it?" That's how you can hit it in one hit! ”

So, Su Hang began to take out the words in his heart, "I know that you are a one-in-a-million genius like me, you should have a career that pulls the wind, you should have been popular with thousands of girls, and you should have become a model for teenagers...... There are too many that should have not been delivered. Ay! Until now, we are all supporting roles in and out of the play. ”

Zhu Bajie's eyes were full of sadness when he looked at Su Hang this time.

"Seriously, I'm scared of those days! Obviously, I work hard, even harder than most people, but where I am still despised, where I am still rejected, where I am still rejected, where I still seem to be superfluous...... No one understands, although the expression is smiling, the heart is lonely every day, and if you want a confidant, it is more difficult than death! Yes~~! Su Hang's true feelings were revealed, and he shouted, "I feel so wronged, and I live so restrained!" ”

The "Wow Wow Wow ......Wow" program was finally activated, and Zhu Bajie finally cried loudly, crying and began to complain, "The monkey is covered in hair, ugly to death, but the spider spirit just likes him, the Zixia Fairy also likes him, fairies and witches, and even witches like him, his line is that there was once a sincere love in front of him, but he didn't cherish it, and he regretted it when he lost it, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this." ”

Zhu Bajie instantly implanted a large number of programs into himself, and began to hiss with all his heart, "Lao Tzu will always be that line: Sister, wait for me~!" And then he was dumped. ”

Zhu Bajie's bitter water began to flood, and he was out of control, only to hear him continue to cry and complain, "Monkeys have sexual encounters everywhere, even Tang Sanzang with wood and brain, and they can still ...... You can even give up a lot of erotic encounters often! But what about me? Sincerely pursuing love, and being teased by the spider spirit to look mad, I feel palpitations after acting with me, if you fall in love with me, it will be a first-degree suicide. Ah~! You say how could I not look for them, I have found every version of the spider spirit, but every version of the spider spirit says so...... It's so sadistic! ”

At this moment, Su Hang was listening carefully, and he was also snorting and tearing, he didn't know that he was just real

The emotions were revealed, and as a result, they also implanted themselves with a program written by themselves.

But I heard him cry suddenly, "Wow, wow...... I have imitated you for more than ten years, but my fate is really the same as yours, I am really your old iron. However, I am even worse than you, I have lived for 22 years and I don't even have a line of sister or sister waiting for me, and when people see me, their eyes flashed with the word rejection. Wow wow wow......"

"And how did you get through it?" Zhu Bajie asked crying.

"And how did you get through it?" Su Hang asked rhetorically crying.

"I still have a Sha Wujing at the bottom, he is as sad as you, and he doesn't even have a line for my sister or sister to wait for me, I use it as a comfort, and my mood is better!"

"Wow wow...... "Wow wow" Su Hang cried more fiercely, "I take you as an example, I think you are often rejected, every time it is like nothing, the next time I see the girl I like, I will be cheeky and show my love...... You're amazing! I can't survive adolescence without you, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa......"

"Wow wow...... I didn't expect me to be able to bring you positive energy! ”

"You're not just bringing me positive energy, whoa, whoa...... Some of your advantages, such as infatuation, persistence, intimacy and even cuteness, have also become the criteria for girls to choose a mate in the 21st century, so you have lived a life as a standard for choosing a mate, which is really valuable! You didn't exist in vain, but what is my worth? I can't find it! Wow wow wow......"

"What? I'm so stylish! Zhu Bajie suddenly stopped crying, he wiped away his tears and sucked the snot back into his nose, "I didn't live in vain!" ...... I think the true god is trying to escape the misfortune in front of me, to be angry with the spider spirits, to make them regret that they have looked away, and have come to their knees and lick my pig's trotters. However, when you say this, I find that I am not so unlucky! Then why am I still a true god? ...... No, I have to continue to play a positive role, play a good role, and continue to encourage thousands of young boys and girls...... I'm going to keep looking for every version of the spider spirit to confess, unyielding! ”

The tears on Zhu Bajie's face suddenly dried up, he patted Su Hang's shoulder and smiled, "Lao Tie, thank you!" ”

Depend on! The program implanted in Zhu Bajie's body was immediately deleted.

Not far away, with a whoosh, it turned out that Tang Sanzang was sitting on Zeus's cotton, and he also arrived.

......

"Yay! Bajie, it turned out to be you! ”

"Master!" Zhu Bajie saluted, "Come to Japan, I have something to go first, this Su Hang is a good god, please take care of him more." ”

"Just when we met, I said that the coming day is long, and I am curious about the opening remarks! Where are you going? ”

"I'm looking for a spider spirit to show love!" Zhu Bajie laughed and ran away.

"Go to the heart again! Bajie is not two today! ...... I'm not used to it! ”

"Wow, wow, wow......" Su Hang sat on the ground and continued to cry. Su Hang, Su Hang, why are you sitting here crying! Tang Sanzang asked repeatedly, but Su Hang continued to cry and cry to his heart's content!

"Woohoo ......?" Wangcai also looked troubled, "It shouldn't be that pig that bit you, right?" ”

"Wangcai, rest assured! He's not hurt, he's just sad, sad, you know? If you don't understand, I'll explain it to you later. ”

Wangcai's face was afraid.

"Hey! Seeing that you are crying so uncontrollably, you must have experienced how heartbroken it was. Tang Sanzang sat down cross-legged ten meters away from Su Hang, "Wangcai, he is washing the bitter haze in his heart with a little salty tears, maybe he will be different after this, let's protect the Dharma for his earth-shattering crying!" Come, by the way, let me tell you what it means to be sad, although you are a dog, you also have a heart. If you are soft-hearted, you can easily get hurt! ”

Before Tang Sanzang's words fell, Wangcai ran away with his tail between his legs.

......

"It's sad!" The Silent Immortal laughed in a shadowy place, "I actually hacked myself!" Hahaha...... Then again, should I help him undo these procedures? ”

The Silent Great Immortal thought about it, and finally decided, "Forget it!" Just as Tang Sanzang said, Su Hang's unscrupulous crying is to wash his heart, and after that, maybe he will be very different! ...... Second goods, cry, cry, cry is not a sin! Ho Ho Ho Ho ......"

......

Su Hang was already crying exhausted when he sat on the ground, and he even cried and hiccuped constantly, and it seemed that the role of the program had come to an end.

Eventually, he lay down on the ground with faint sobs and high-pitched hiccups.

Tang Sanzang's essence of the opera was suddenly revealed, and he sighed unconsciously, "In this crying one-man show, he let go of all his reserve, and expressed the grievances, depression, and ups and downs of his life to the fullest...... Prosperous! As the saying goes, art comes from life, and is higher than life, without the breastfeeding of life, art will die! ”

"Whoa......" After hearing this, Wangcai felt as if his neck had been wiped by a knife, and ran away for hundreds of meters with a terrifying scream.

Tang Sanzang's emotion was still unfinished, so he took the opportunity to look at the somersault cloud and Zeus cotton, but he didn't expect that they had already run farther.

"Hey! It's all because the "Journey to the West" destroyed my image, and since then the character has collapsed! Tang Sanzang complained.

......

Spent the night.

The next morning, Tang Sanzang and Wangcai

Sitting together again, beside them were somersault clouds and Zeus cotton, their attention focused on Su Hang opposite.

Su Hang sat cross-legged and stared at them...... It's been exactly ten minutes.

"Have you seen enough?" Su Hang asked.

Tang Sanzang and Wangcai shook their heads in unison.

At this time, Su Hang was unkempt, with tears on his cheeks, and shouted slightly angrily, "As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw you sitting together and staring at me strangely, do you want me to make breakfast for you?" ”

"You don't even remember?" Tang Sanzang asked.

"Remember what?"

"You slept all night."

"Nonsense, didn't you sleep all night? ...... Wait, I rode a somersault cloud and knocked down Zhu Bajie; Then...... I'm in Black Pig Bajie; And then I don't remember! ...... What happened next? ”

Tang Sanzang and Wangcai glanced at each other, then frowned, and then said, "We don't know what happened, we only know your ...... Then I fell asleep, and then when I got up, my hairstyle was very weak, my expression was pee, and there was bad luck in my eyes...... Are you satisfied with this explanation? ”

"Go! What a mess...... What about Zhu Bajie? ”

"He's looking for a spider spirit!"

Su Hang frowned, closed his eyes, and began to enter deep meditation.

His mind searched the ocean of consciousness for the forgotten information of yesterday's experience......

"Finally found it!" He grabbed a wave from the void and began to decipher.

After a while, he opened his eyes and looked at Tang Sanzang and Wangcai, "You all saw it!" ”

Tang Sanzang and Wangcai nodded in unison.

Suddenly, Su Hang stood up suddenly, and Tang Sanzang and Wangcai quickly pounced on somersault clouds, shouting at the same time, "Run, he wants to kill people!" ”

The somersault cloud took them out of the smoke for thousands of meters.

"Hehehe......" Su Hang smiled, "What a group of drama spirits!" Didn't you just see me crying? How could I kill someone because of this? This sketch is too inconsistent with my character. ”

Suddenly, Su Hang felt a force churning in his body, as if he was about to break through his divine body, "It's so exciting!" ”

He quickly crossed his legs and entered deep meditation again.

He seemed to feel a powerful message trying to communicate with him, but the language barrier finally failed, but the power of this message was still expanding, and he was getting more and more tacit with himself.

"Strange!" Su Hang was pleasantly surprised, "This is a feeling of being open!" ”

"That's right!" The voice of the silent Daisen

Suddenly, "After yesterday's reckless crying, the emotional haze that used to envelop your humanity has been dispelled a lot, and it is like many evil programs that have stuck to your divine consciousness have been washed away, so your consciousness is more thorough and clear than before, and the chaotic qi has been encouraged and has begun to escalate. ”

"Wow!" Su Hang is happy! "Lao Tzu is really going to hang up again!"

"Hmm!"

"It seems that I didn't cry in vain! ...... But seriously, this is the first time I've really cried in more than a decade, and it feels like a mental sauna. ”

"So you have been aged for more than ten years to cry in one day, no wonder you cry so outstandingly!"

"Hehe, I've won awards! By the way, I feel as if this chaotic aura wants to communicate with me. ”

"Hmmm! Your mind is not yet able to fully decipher its language, and one day in the future, you will be able to communicate with it when you level up. ”

"Wow, awe!"

"Good! Now concentrate on rushing with it. ”

"No problem, Su Hang's voice was wrapped in chaotic qi before he fell; Then, it merges with the Qi of Chaos; Then, a set of turbulent sea pictures suddenly appeared in his consciousness, and he and the chaotic qi were turning into a small golden carp swimming at the top of the waves, ready to jump towards a rainbow gate in the sky, "Is this the carp jumping dragons?" ”

"Hehehe...... That's right! "This is the result of the escalating information of the Chaos Qi being visualized by your consciousness. ”

"Damn! I'm so old-fashioned, how to visualize this process into a scene of a carp jumping over the dragon gate! Su Hang complained, "I should be more humorous, and it is more interesting to turn this process into a chicken out of the shell." ”

"Go! Don't be poor, concentrate, the chaotic qi is ready to rush through the level. ”

"Hmm!"

Su Hang was already 100% concentrated, and suddenly a huge wave hit, and the silent immortal shouted, "The opportunity has come." ”

The little carp is using the power of this huge wave to push itself into the air, and then its tail slaps the wave heavily, like a bullet out of the court, swishing, flying straight to the dragon gate.

"Thirty meters, twenty meters, ten meters......" Su Hang's heart twisted like a taut piano, unable to move, "Five meters, three meters, two meters ......"

Suddenly, there was a thunderclap in the sky, and a flash of lightning struck, and the tail of the little carp was burned to ashes in an instant.

"Oops~!" Su Hang also felt electrocuted, as if he had been carbonized, and his eyes suddenly darkened, "What is the situation?" ”

"Hey! Second goods, it seems that there are still some obstacles in your three views that are hindering the escalation of chaotic qi. The silent immortal sighed, "This time it didn't work out again!" ”

"I'll go! This is the third time that the upgrade has failed. ”