Su Hang followed Tang Sanzang on the road, Tang Sanzang really didn't let him "down", he kept nagging along the way, more than the flies in his ears.

"I should have followed you on the road!" Tang Sanzang said, "You are busy blacking that cosmic ghost, and I am watching from the sidelines, studying and studying, and occasionally making some life testimonials. ”

"The master is really too modest!" Su Hang reluctantly smiled and said casually, "My admiration for your modesty is like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control." ”

This line should have become an antique a long time ago, but you still memorize it so skillfully, it can be seen that you are a person who misses the old! I appreciate it. ”

"That's, that's!" Su Hang continued to pretend to smile, in fact, he had long hated Tang Sanzang in his heart, and finally made him want to rewrite the command program to Tang Sanzang's mouth, "I'm going to make your tongue split and your lips knotted like twisted flowers, see if you can still speak!" ”

Later, he kept showing favor, but he was actually looking for Tang Sanzang's loopholes, but unfortunately, he still found nothing until now.

"Isn't this really without loopholes? This kind of thing that goes against the principles of heaven and humanity is absolutely impossible, and everyone should have loopholes! ”

......

"Master, when you were on the way to learn scriptures in the west, you met a lot of people of the opposite sex who were beautiful and fragrant or charming, which one do you like the most?" Su Hang continued to find Tang Sanzang's loopholes.

"Oops! When you asked me like this, the past is vivid...... Which one do you like best? Tang Sanzang fell into deep thought, and after a while, he said, "I quickly admired them again in my heart, and found that it was still the White Bone Essence that was more of my appetite. ”

"Ugh! The white bone essence is admired by the male public, and I thought that the master's taste would be more niche, but I didn't expect it to be so easy to understand. ”

"A man like me is rarer than a panda, how can I take the mass line in terms of taste?"

"Ugh! How so? ”

"Male audiences like the white bone spirit because she is more coquettish than the fairy, but more reserved than the average monster, as the so-called realm of more than one point and no less than one point."

"Oops! It turns out that the master has such a thorough understanding of the opposite sex, and it is not revealed in the whole "Journey to the West", it is hidden so deeply! ”

"You think too highly of me when you say that! I don't have a research on women, it's just that I have a natural aesthetic taste as a man. Tang Sanzang explained, "As for saying that I hid deeply, it is even more misunderstood, because most of the scripts of "Journey to the West" did not give me the scene to express my true self, so the audience, including you, did not know me thoroughly enough. ”

"I see!" Su Hang was secretly happy in his heart, "If I catch the loophole of your lust, I will definitely hack you." ”

"What I like about the Bone Spirits is really different."

"Oh! You have a particularly evil fetish. Su Hang raised his eyebrows.

"! You really have the charm of Bajie, and the movements of raising your eyebrows are like cloning him. ”

"The master has fiery eyes!" Su Hang flattered in his mouth, and scolded in his heart, "

Make yourself happy now, because it will make you miserable. ”

"It's not a secret, I like the white bone spirit, just because when I saw her, I immediately thought of a pile of white bones and walked around to kiss me, and suddenly I was not interested in the opposite sex!"

Su Hang was immediately disappointed when he heard this, "Ah~!" The master is really the most ruthless man in the world, and he actually castrated himself with such a terrifying YY! My admiration for you must be like the Yellow River flooding out of control. ”

"Su Hang, it's time to change your vague words, you obviously have a sun in your heart, why don't you let its light shine out and give others a little warmth?"

Tang Sanzang's words made Su Hang a little moved, but he immediately suppressed this emotion and continued to deliberately smile on his face, "I am used to a lack of virtue in my mouth, and I am soft in my heart, and I am a model of a knife mouth and a tofu heart, if I suddenly change the style of painting, I am afraid that not only the audience will feel abrupt, but even I myself will not be able to accept it, and it is easy to brand the root of personality splitting." ”

......

At this time, Su Hang found a cosmic ghost cloud brain's birth door and was preparing to hack it.

"Why don't I even see Mao, but you say that there are living doors everywhere in this void?" Tang Sanzang asked curiously.

"That's because the algorithm of the Ocean of Consciousness seals your horizon." Su Hang suddenly thought of a bad idea again, and was ready to hit Tang Sanzang's self-confidence first, and then hack him, so he said, "I don't know if you have a vision, after all, you are just an information packet for drama and literature." ”

As a result, Tang Sanzang turned a deaf ear and continued to ask, "How can I open this horizon and see the door of life?" ”

"Hey! Didn't I say that? You are an artificial data packet, without Huigen, there is no vision, where is there still the trouble of opening. Su Hang continued to belittle Tang Sanzang, thinking to himself, "Let you figure out your position, see that you dare to be so confident in front of me?" Look at how verbose you dare to be in front of me. ”

"Hey! That's a pity, otherwise I would really like to see what this lifegate looks like, you must know that I was born without a lifegate. ”

"You're just a human-created data packet, not worthy of a birth gate!"

"Actually, I don't care that much, everything is a dream."

Su Hang carefully interpreted Tang Sanzang's mental changes, but he didn't expect his electrocardiogram to be consistently stable, which made Su Hang both disappointed and admired.

"Woohoo!" Wangcai, who was silent along the way, finally spoke, "Let the bald man see it!" ”

"Okay!" Su Hang's heart immediately drifted over, and said, "I will transmit the information I saw to you, and you will be able to see the birth gate." ”

As soon as he said that, he grabbed Tang Sanzang's hand, and the message passed.

Tang Sanzang suddenly opened his mouth, his face was surprised, "The world under my nose still has such a face, it's amazing!" ”

Su Hang was so unhappy when he read that his heartbeat finally fluctuated greatly, "You know how powerful your master is!" Just because you still want to be my master? Let me strike you again. ”

"Wangwang....

..。 Wangcai said at this time, "Tang Sanzang will have no confidence in front of you in the future, and he will no longer dare to be verbose." ”

Su Hang's face was smug and he continued to say to Tang Sanzang, "Do you see a black spot in the center?" ”

"See!"

"That's the birth gate of the cosmic ghosts that invade humanity."

"Oh!"

"I'll let you share the whole process of hacking him now."

"Good!"

Su Hang started to do it......

A moment later.

"It's over so soon!" Tang Sanzang sighed, "He hung up?" ”

"Hang up! Do you feel that the gap between you and me is really natural at this moment, so you feel inferior? ”

"It's not! I think it's a blessing in the misfortune that I didn't have a life. ”

"I'll go!" Su Hang complained, and then said, "Seeing that you are so interested, I will teach you black for free!" ”

"That's not good! casually walked around in other people's minds, and finally closed his minds, I can't do it! ”

"They are invaders, and they originally robbed this life, and we call it the way of heaven."

"Amitabha!"

"Do you want me to make a cosmic ghost give you a black and a black door, and feel it deeply?" Su Hang suddenly had a bad heart, wanting Tang Sanzang to hide the ghost of the black universe, and then be hacked to death by Tiansuan as a malicious program, but he immediately thought again, "The silent immortal said that Tang Sanzang is not harmful to me, kill him, isn't Baili gone?" ...... It's better to teach a lesson, just make a mouthful. ”

"No, no!" Tang Sanzang himself refused, "The job of a hacker is really not suitable for me, my ambition is to be an actor." ”

"Okay!" Su Hang continued to ask with a smug face, "You just saw those scenes I asked you to see, but do you have any life testimonials to publish?" For example, envy, jealousy, hatred, and lamentation for the fate of your artificial packets. ”

"Oops! It's better to be out of sight, but now that I see it, I have a psychological shadow when I walk, and I'm afraid of hitting other people's doors. ”

"That's how you feel?!"

"yes!"

Tang Sanzang's voice fell, Su Hang's color shattered, and he complained in his heart, "The logic of this product is too unconventional, this kind of thinking can be had!" This? How to darken? ”

Wangcai burst out laughing, "Wow~~~~!" ”

"Why is Wangcai so happy all of a sudden?" Tang Sanzang asked curiously, "There was no warning before!" ”

"It's sick, and every now and then it has a flare-up." Su Hang was unhappy because he didn't find Tang Sanzang's loophole.

"If you are sick, you can treat it early, and you can't delay it!"

"Whew~~~!" When Wangcai heard Tang Sanzang say this, he smiled even more from ear to ear.

"I wish you to become the first dog in the universe to laugh until you smoke as soon as possible!" Su Hang scolded in his heart. Su Hang and Tang Sanzang chatted for a day, but they never found his loopholes, and they were depressed, so they had to comfort themselves, "As long as you deepen your understanding, over time, you will definitely be able to find his loopholes." ”

At this moment, Su Hang suddenly read that an extremely fast speed from two thousand meters away was rushing beyond his side, "With a murderous aura!" ”

"Oh! The comers are not good. Tang Sanzang looked worried, "It's going to be a fight again!" ”

"Your somersault cloud is faster, lend me one." Su Hang said and rode on the somersault cloud.

"Don't hurt anyone's life, or I'll have to recite the mantra again with a painful heart!" Tang Sanzang warned in embarrassment.

"Damn! Don't worry, I'm just using somersault clouds to create a small traffic accident and make the enemy retreat. After Su Hang finished speaking, he swooped away, "You also threaten me with a spell, Lao Tzu will definitely hack you in the future." ”

Su Hang rode the somersault cloud and quickly rushed towards the rapidly approaching enemy, and when he was about to approach him, he used his telekinesis to raise an anti-collision shield in front of the somersault cloud, and only a bang was heard...... The comer was knocked fifty meters away.

"Yay! I hit a head...... Right! It's a pig. Su Hang jumped off the somersault cloud and complained.

Su Hang used his eyes to confirm that it was indeed Dongdong with a pig's head lying on the ground, and he felt an irrepressible excitement in his heart, "Who else has such a classic shape?" Of course, there is only Zhu Bajie! ”

Looking at the back of Zhu Bajie, who was lying motionless on the ground, Su Hang complained unconsciously, "He doesn't look a little rough, how can I always worship him?" Could it be that my old taste was really cheap?! ”

The past is suddenly vivid......

"When I was a child, other boys liked the heroic Monkey King, but I was the only one who saw Zhu Bajie at first sight. Damn, now it seems that I really have a heart that is willing to fall since I was a child! ”

Su Hang couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly, "Before the age of six, other dolls asked their parents to bring Sun Wukong's plastic gold hoop stick, Ultraman's plastic mask, and Superman's red panty jumpsuit from the city, but I only asked my father to buy Zhu Bajie's nail rake, as a result, every time my father entered the city, he searched for a few streets, and he didn't even buy a plastic pig head. ”

“...... Later, he made me a small wooden nail rake. ”

"Hahaha...... My lovely dad! Su Hang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Finally, one time, I walked triumphantly through every alley in the village with a nail rake, and finally I was looked at by a group of children next to the big tree at the entrance of the village, thinking that I would make them envious, but as a result, it attracted a burst of ridicule, and almost all of them laughed until they smoked!"

"Why is there a big tree at the entrance to the village in all the stories?" The silent immortal suddenly asked.

"Yay! Are you peeking at my mind again? ”

"I didn't read it secretly, probably the chaotic qi thought this paragraph was quite informative and informed me, I'm a listener now, listening to you talk about your own childhood story, and definitely not reading your thoughts, it's far less exciting than what you said!"

"That's right..

.... When will my chaotic aura also encrypt my mind beyond your comprehension? Otherwise, I will always be suspicious and insecure in front of you! ”

"Then you have to wait until your cultivation reaches a dimension that surpasses mine, so you should dismiss this idea for the time being!"

"it!"

"You continue your memories, and I only listen to them."

"There's no need for you to come out and interrupt me at this time, not only the water plot, but also the integrity and consistency of my emotions."

"I'm sorry! You continue. ”

"The day after I was teased by the village kids, my whole class found out and laughed at me. At this time, I didn't think so, and later the adults in the village would ask with bad intentions when they saw me, Su Hang, how many monsters did you kill with a nail rake? ”

"It seems that Zhu Bajie is far more amazing than Sun Wukong!" The godless immortal interjected with emotion again.

"What's more, when I got home, my dad saw me and often turned his back and snickered without warning."

"Is he your own father?" The Silent Great Immortal couldn't help but ask again.

"Go! Don't mess around...... It didn't take long for me to know that worshipping Monkey King should be above board, and worshipping Zhu Bajie should be sneaky. ”

"You started to know that there is a dark side to life at such a young age!"

"Not really!"

"Why did you worship Zhu Bajie at that time?"

"At that time...... How do I know why? ”

"Why don't you know why, you still worship Zhu Bajie?"

"Later, I also kept thinking about this reason, and at the beginning I told myself that I don't need a reason to make someone an idol, just like it!"

"Don't you really need a reason?"

"I've asked myself the same question."

"The result?"

"At that time, I didn't think of the result, and I worshipped it!"

Unconsciously, Su Hang's self-description became a question and answer with the godless immortal.

"It seems that you must be very careful when choosing idols, and don't worship people like Zhu Bajie, who are not treated by human civilization."

"Not necessarily! When I was in college, girls were looking for a boyfriend with a piggy personality. ”

"Oh, then you should have had a good time in those years! How can you always be a single dog? ”

"Hey! Zhu Bajie has many advantages and disadvantages, so I will collectively refer to the characteristics. The characteristics of Zhu Bajie that girls like, such as infatuation, warm men and even cuteness, I TM don't have any! They don't like lust, greed, and even sloppiness, and I? It's all written on my face, do you think I'm the most memorized adolescent boy in the world? ”

"Go! What kind of back is this? It can only mean that your three views have not grown well. ”

"Don't keep talking about my three views! However, one day in my sophomore year, I was admiring my obscene beard in front of the mirror, and suddenly I had an epiphany, it turned out that I fell in love with Zhu Bajie because we both had a passion to find true love. ”

"Damn! Look at you beautify yourself like a budding flower

Flowers-like...... That's not right! Didn't you worship Zhu Bajie since you were six years old? So young know how to find true love?! ”

"What's that, Xiyangyang still likes beautiful sheep! The people who look at Xiyangyang and Meiyang are all kindergarten children, and people have begun to cultivate an appreciation of true love since the doll? ”

"Go! So you've also been implanted with the value of finding true love since you were a child? ”

"Yes! Is there anything wrong with finding true love? ”

"That's right! The fault is that you are too precocious, and the fault is that I can't understand it...... No one educates you well, don't worship Zhu Bajie? ”

"Yes! Ever since I was teased with a wooden nail rake, I asked my mom, what are they laughing at, what is so funny? ”

"What did your mom say?"

"My mother looked at me seriously and said very seriously, son, it's okay if you don't like Sun Wukong, but don't like Zhu Bajie anymore. I asked why? She glared at me fiercely and sternly warned that if you like Zhu Bajie again, I will whip you like a pig's head. ”

"But you didn't give up!"

"Yes! Children are very rebellious, adults don't let you like it, but you will like it even more, gradually I began to imitate Sun Wukong on the surface, and the inner world is actually still in love with Zhu Bajie. ”

"Why do you want YY to look like a pig's head?"

"Ugh! I don't look like a pig's head myself, I just appreciate the inside of Zhu Bajie. ”

"What's inside?"

"Ugh! Take the attitude towards the girl as an example, you see that he wants to be a fairy, a mortal too, a monster, and even a woman of unknown origin, how approachable! ”

"Damn, it turns out that you appreciate this kind of inner life of Zhu Bajie! I finally understood, because you constantly desire to have the same glamorous blessings as him, and when you meet all kinds of beauties, you can come forward to tease, and as a result, you continue to implant Zhu Bajie's clumsy personality in yourself, but you are trying to use Sun Wukong's external aura to cover up this inferior product, so you will put your external words and deeds towards Sun Wukong YY...... You're a combination of pigs and monkeys! ”

"Pig and monkey combined! What the hell, it's so ugly! ”

"Your mother should have told you back then, son, you should like Zhu Bajie, never like Sun Wukong."

"Why?"

"In this way, you will completely like Sun Wukong because of rebellion, and then YY himself has his inner self, and the core of the three views implanted in himself will be tall!"

"yes!" Su Hang finally said earnestly, "In the matter of three views, I have indeed blackened myself. ”

"You can understand, I'm really relieved! However, if at the beginning, the people around you can respect your personal beliefs, I don't think you have to hide it all the time, and the three views will not be so distorted. ”

"Oops! You have spoken my mind for more than 20 years, and I have always felt that I am a victim of universal aesthetic values! ”

"Go!"

......

"Zhu Bajie is going to wake up, let's stop water, you two play slowly." After the silent Daxian finished speaking, the line was disconnected. Zhu Bajie staggered up from the ground, turned his head and glanced at Su Hang, the dim aura flashing in his eyes was clearly a strong second-hand charm, and Su Hang understood it.

Suddenly, a huge wave of greed and ferocity shot out from under Zhu Bajie's eyes, dispelling the charm of the second goods without a trace.

"Yay! You hit me?! Zhu Bajie was excited, with a happy face, as if he had the urge to be hit again.

"Yes!" Su Hang replied politely, after all, what he was looking at was the idol he once admired, but now when he was face to face, he said in his heart that the creature opposite was too vomiting, and he vaguely smelled the smell of a pig, and he complained unconsciously, "At this moment, I deeply realized that my mother scolded me too special back then, and I want to be scolded 10,000 times more!" ”

"Hahaha...... Well banged, hit wonderfully! Zhu Bajie greeted him with greed and happiness, "The crowd is looking for you thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, it turns out that you are in a traffic accident, and it is still me who hit you." ”

"Go! What bullshit limerick. ”

“...... No, how do you carry a monkey's golden hoop and hoop? ”

"Your master sent it to me."

"What! Tang Sanzang secretly swallowed the monkey's relics and gave them to you...... It seems that he really knows people and faces, but I didn't expect him to say no, his methods are more sophisticated than mine, and he is silent, and the ghost doesn't know...... Did he use the Tightening Charm on you? ”

"Yes."

"You must be in pain, right?!"

"Yes!"

"You must hate him to the bone, and you want to slap him to death, right?!"

"Yes!"

"Then how did you escape? ...... Could it be that you really slapped him to death? ”

"No, I plan to ride a somersault cloud to hit you, so I'm going to say goodbye to him first!"

"What? He just let you go, and gave you the somersault cloud, and he used it to hit me! ....... Ouch! This bald donkey wants to make trouble! ”

"You're too careful!"

"I can't guess what he's thinking with a hundred more hearts! ...... But! You didn't kill me, but it was a big deal. ”

Zhu Bajie lifted the nail rake and wanted to do it, but suddenly stopped, "Why do I think you are so close to it?" ”

Su Hang immediately knew the root when he heard it, he had repeatedly copied part of his personality into Zhu Bajie in his heart since he was a child, and that was the most important thing in his life, and he insisted on it for more than ten years.

"Go!" Su Hang complained very unhappily, "I have a relationship with the pig?!" ”

But Zhu Bajie had already seen part of his shadow in Su Hang, so how could he do it immediately? Before I knew it, I wanted to find out.

"Hey!" Su Hang sighed in his heart, he didn't expect that after hearing Zhu Bajie say that he was in love today, his stomach was turning over and the sea was vomiting, and he couldn't help but complain again, "I really blacked myself out!" ”

"What?" Zhu Bajie asked puzzledly, "Black ...... What black? ”

This sentence reminded Su Hang, and he immediately straightened his spirits and secretly pondered, "Since I know Zhu Bajie so well, how can I hack him?" ”

"You're darker than before!" Su Hang blurted out.

"I ...... Turned black? Zhu Bajie frowned, "There is no sun in this ocean of consciousness, and there is no sea breeze, I am black?" ”

"Your fur is already black." Su Hang smiled, "Do you know why I feel like I fell in love when I saw him?" ”

"I'd love to hear about it."

"Because you see your own charm in me."

''Ugh! Zhu Bajie looked at Su Hang seriously, "Sure enough, you and I are fellow believers!" ”