Chapter 33: The Mother Monkey Who Doesn't Know What Balls
"I have some earthly delicacies here, can the two officials try it?"
After all, Yu Le didn't have the ability of the Great Sage, and he didn't know the depth of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, so of course he didn't dare to make a mistake.
"Oh?" the handyman A and B looked at together.
Yu Le was prepared, and took out the spicy strips from his pocket, the whole package!
Standing at the door of the stable, with the strong smell of horse manure, I grabbed the whole package of spicy strips, which was spicy and sour......
"Now in this heavenly court, there are a lot of officials, and there is a shortage of people to work. The handyman ate the spicy strips, "The name of the spicy strips is weird, I haven't heard of it." ”
"Heaven is unfair, I haven't raised my salary for many years! Summoning you here is Bi Ma Wen's trick, and my brothers don't understand it. But your business trip is to sweep the stables out. The handyman ate the spicy strips, "Is there anything else?"
Yu Le pursed his mouth, but there are still others. The day before yesterday, I took five or six packs from Erdan's store in case of emergency.
But why should I give it to you?
"I'm not in a hurry, the stable, it can't be clean!" Miscellaneous Soldier Armor licked his fingers.
"Anyway, you're working, and my brothers can prove it. Miscellaneous B licked his fingers.
That's pretty much it!
Yu Le took out another pack of spicy strips, "Two officials, what are your responsibilities?"
"We used to clean the stables. "The handyman is eating spicy strips.
Oh, it turned out to be a senior, disrespectful and disrespectful!
So, what about now?
"Now it's just to watch you clean the stables. The handyman ate spicy strips.
Uh, I have a sentence about the wheat grate that I don't know whether to say or not?
Two genuine cleaners of the stables, don't clean themselves, hire a temporary worker to clean them?
Sure enough, there is a shortage of manpower to work......
"I just have to go to work?" asked Yu Le, hesitantly.
This broad and heavy accumulated horse manure is really a mountain to look up to.
"Well, you can clean it slowly. If you don't work all the time, isn't that a dereliction of duty?"
You're a temporary, but you're thinking pretty beautifully.
"It's not too late to finish eating the spicy strips! Don't embarrass the two of us, everyone has to look bad!"
Don't be a newcomer!
Miscellaneous servant A is stronger, and miscellaneous servant B is thinner and weaker, and there are more hearts and eyes.
"Anyway, just finish the work?" Yu Le finally understood the current situation.
Miscellaneous servant A snorted and continued to snatch the spicy strip from miscellaneous servant B.
Miscellaneous servant B snorted and stopped Miscellaneous Servant A's hand, "You know each other!
"Oh!" Yu Le nodded, reached into his pocket, and this time he didn't take out the spicy strips, but he pinched the black jade card and sincerely blessed the miscellaneous servant B, "You look like this, you will fall on your heels!"
Miscellaneous B glanced at Yu Le inexplicably.
Yu Le scratched his head, the curse of the black jade card doesn't work in the heavenly court?
"Poof!"
When Miscellaneous Servant B took a step forward, he fell to the ground solidly!
The position of the three of them was only three or two steps away from the pile of horse manure, and the handyman B fell into the horse manure, and the half bag of spicy strips in his hand was submerged......
Miscellaneous A said angrily, "Hey, you bastard!"
"You look like this, you will also fall on your heels!" Yu Le's heart was full of joy, and he immediately gave a shot to the handyman A.
Although the miscellaneous servant A is actually the miscellaneous servant B, it doesn't matter if you fall on your heels, give me the spicy strips first.
"Poof!"
Miscellaneous Servant A fell beside Miscellaneous Servant B, covered in horse manure, and his black clothes and black hat were all painted in yellow and green.
The brothers and sisters looked at each other, and the faces were all horse manure soup.
It's greasy!
The miscellaneous servant was a little stronger, and then fell and got up first, and rushed straight to Yule in a wet drench!
Yu Le sighed unhurriedly, "Alas, you have to do it again!"
"Poof!"
Handyman A hit the street again, this time outside the stable, there was less horse manure, and the horse manure he carried with him was splashing with soup.
Miscellaneous servant B also got up at this time, and was hesitating, but saw Yu Le and asked with a smile, "Do you want to have another one too?"
"Ah, no, no!" the twist on Miscellaneous Servant B's face.
The miscellaneous armor was also distorted, and he looked at Yu Le with hesitation and cringe, isn't this an ordinary man?
"Oh, forget it. "Yu Le stood with his hands in his hands, the cliff bank was high, and the wind was light and light.
There are only three shots a day, which is really a little less......
The handyman A and B had a miserable smile on their faces, and they were dripping all over, and they had indeed just been fished out of the horse manure heap.
"You two seem to have a problem with Bi Ma Wen?" asked Yu Le with a smile.
"That female monkey who doesn't know anything!" said the handyman with a straight heart.
"No, how could it be! The steward is kind-hearted, self-denying, and never embarrassed his subordinates......" Miscellaneous servant B subconsciously stayed away from miscellaneous servant A.
Because this mortal's questioning is inherently tendentious, I have to keep a little distance from these two fools......
The results are immediate.
Yu Le beckoned to Miscellaneous Servant B, "Oh, come here!"
Miscellaneous Servant B smiled with a smile on his face and walked cautiously towards Yule.
Yu Le circled around Servant B, and finally found a clean spot on his back and patted him gently.
"Monkey King!"
Before the shout fell, I saw that the hair became the thickness of a thumb, like a spirit snake, and circled around the body of Miscellaneous Servant B, and instantly tied it into a mummy!
"Ahh
Miscellaneous servant B was inexplicable at first, then painful and afraid, and fell to the ground with a "poof", his body kept writhing and struggling.
The rope is getting tighter and tighter!
"Hey, don't move, maybe the more you struggle, the tighter you get. Yu Le was deeply sympathetic to the plight of Ya Gong B.
Sure enough, when Servant B stopped struggling, the rope remained in its original state.
"Spare me, my lord!" the official didn't even dare to beg for mercy loudly, although the rope was so painful that it was going to get stuck in the flesh.
"I want to let you go, but I don't know how to get it!" Yu Le spread his hands and laughed harmlessly.
Also, just now Bi Ma Wen taught Yu Le how to activate the rope, but he didn't say how to untie it.
The official who was standing on the side, his face twitched, and his legs shook a little.
That female monkey's hair, how powerful is it?!
So why didn't she use it before?
It must be a conspiracy......
"It's miserable! Yu Le shook his head and sighed.
Ya Gongjia was just about to say something, but he heard Yu Le command, "Oh, you drag him away, it's much better if you can't hear him." ”
"Yes, yes!" Officer A hurriedly moved, dragging Officer B to the depths of horse manure.
But in my heart, I can't figure out the details of Yu Le.
Or it is a buckle made by Bi Mawen, or a buckle made by the supervisor, or maybe it is also a buckle made by the deputy supervisor......
What is certain is that this person is very unusual, the smiling tiger is moody, and he must not be provoked!
When Ya Gongjia returned to the door of the Tianma stable, Yu Le had already found a big stone to sit on, and said with a smile, "Tell me, let's talk about it." ”
"My lord, what do you want to ask?" asked Ya Servant A cautiously.
"Oh, anything, whatever you want. Yu Le nodded meaninglessly.
The current Bi Ma Wen is indeed a monkey and a female monkey.
Horses pass through the clouds, the stables and the female monkeys fight the horse plague, and there is a day on the grass month by month, and the horse food will never be diseased.
This female monkey is from Huaguo Mountain, that is, the cave where the Buddha is defeated.
But it is not the Huaguo Mountain of Dongsheng Shenzhou. After Sun Xingzhi cultivated the positive fruit, he found an immortal mountain and relocated the Huaguo Mountain to the heavenly realm as a whole.
In addition to the stewards of the main hall, there are also officials of all sizes, such as the supervisor, the deputy supervisor, the bookkeeper, and the wrestler, who have jurisdiction over thousands of horses.
Among them, the supervisor and the deputy supervisor are the second and third leaders, the bookkeeper and the wrestler are civil and military officials, and there are hundreds of miscellaneous servants.
To put it simply, the first, second, and third leaders are not birds with each other, the book wrestlers are floating, and the miscellaneous servants can get by.
Miscellaneous servants, but they are natives of the heavenly realm.