Chapter 32: Arrest the Bump Man for the Officer

"You go down the mountain first, I'll go for convenience, don't wait for me!"

Early the next morning, Yu Le pulled the second egg down the mountain. I just left the village for a long time, but I saw auspicious clouds gathered over!

Could it be that in front of the second egg, perform a disappearance on the spot?

Yu Le was in a hurry, threw the woven bag filled with walnuts at Erdan's feet, and ran away.

That Xiangyun really followed Yu Le to move quickly, and he must catch the target and deliver it to the destination, could it be that this is Xiangyun Express?

Erdan stared at Yu Le's back dumbfounded, but he had no idea what was going on.

This auspicious cloud can only be seen by Yu Le.

"I'm waiting for you!" Erdan also put down the woven bag on his shoulder, sat on it, and looked at Yu Le who turned into the valley with disdain, "It's really a lazy donkey to grind shit and pee......"

Yesterday's orders were more, there were twelve packages with a total of 100 catties of walnuts, and a single order of jujubes was sold, so the two of them carried it down the mountain separately.

Five minutes passed, and Yu Le still didn't come back.

Erdan frowned and looked at the valley over there, "Cut! I'm not waiting for you, how can I resist two woven bags!"

In recent years, wolves have rarely been seen in Zangma Mountain, and it is said that some people have encountered them and escaped their lives.

On this cold day, there is nothing to eat in the mountains, and the wolves will be hungry.

It's getting colder and colder the more you wait.

Erdan tugged his arms into his sleeves, curled them up, and fell asleep......

"Woo, Vulna, stand still!"

When the auspicious clouds dispersed, Yu Le was in a public court.

In front of the public case, an official in ancient costume stood with his hands in his hands, dressed in a red official robe and a black crown, glaring at Yu Le fiercely.

The corners of Yu Le's mouth twitched.

Am I not standing up straight?

The official was less than a meter and a half tall, with a stiff back and a heavy pile on his face.

is serious, and there is a sense of joy inexplicably.

didn't react happily, but the official had already lifted his solemn state, jumped on the public case with a "poof", half-squatted there, stretched out his hand and scratched his cheeks, it seemed that it was itching.

Mu monkey crown?

Yu Le couldn't help but think of this idiom......

"I don't know which immortal summoned a certain family in front of him?" Yu Le respectfully clasped his fists and saluted.

By the way, be polite, but also not humble or arrogant.

Mm-hmm, I've got my hole cards for sure......

"This official is the steward of the main hall of the Imperial Horse Supervisor!" the official squinted at Yu Le, and his face clearly said, "Are you afraid?"

"Huh?" Yu Le was really scared, and almost fell out of his head, his face twitched, "You...... Monkey King?"

The Imperial Horse Supervisor, the monkey-faced monkey-shaped, the proper Bi Ma Wen!

Monkey King, the Great Sage, is a big hero in Yu Le's mind.

Why is it a little obscene?

Great Sage, if you don't bring this, it's too ruined your childhood......

Bi Ma Wen was not stable for a moment, and changed several postures as he spoke. Now he is lying on his side on the desk, supporting his head with one hand. The left leg is straightened, and the right leg is bent and folded into a triangle......

"The Great Sage is the ancestor of my family!, and he is also the ancestor of Bi Ma Wen's position!" Bi Ma Wen raised his hands into fists and raised them to the sky, his attitude was more cordial, and he asked with a smile, "You are an ordinary man, you actually know the Great Sage?"

"Chinese children all idolize the Monkey King, and they also have a great dream when they grow up. Yu Le said sincerely, "But ......"

"But what?" Bi Ma Wen changed to sitting just now, and the next moment he jumped up to Yu Le, already angry.

Not tall enough, I'm long!

Yu Le watched as Bi Ma Wen "poofed" and enlarged, just like a balloon that was inflating. When I look at Bimawen again, I change from looking down to looking up, and at the end of the inflation, I look up again.

The golden retriever on his face is also stronger......

"However, in recent years, foreign culture has invaded, and children don't like Monkey King the most. Yu Le's face was sad.

"Damn, who is that foreign culture?" Bi Ma Wen's eyes lit up fiercely, and he kept jumping around. There was a sneering sneer in his mouth, as if he was deflated.

"Foreign culture is ......" the corners of Yu Le's mouth twitched, it seems that a chicken and a duck are talking?

The last time Mrs. Yue went to the Nether was during the Great Song Dynasty, Bi Ma Wen was not in the Heavenly Court public service sequence, and I am afraid that there was no chance of the Nether Realm.

"By the way, the Orientals, that is, the Wa Kingdom, they have a bumpy man, and the foreign culture has invaded!" Yu Le hurriedly dealt with.

"The little Japanese slave dares to make a mistake?!" Bi Ma Wen is very patriotic, and even a little chauvinistic. It's a bit of a mischief to say that it's racist, even though humans and monkeys share the same roots......

"Nowadays, the world has changed greatly...... Yu Le gave up his efforts to tell history to Bi Ma Wen.

With the strength of the Tang Dynasty and the wealth of the Song Dynasty, I am afraid that it will not be able to understand the First Sino-Japanese Naval War and the Opium War - will future generations really be so unscrupulous?

Fortunately, Bi Ma Wen did not get to the bottom of the vicissitudes of the world, and he was very concerned about the status of the great sage, "You go and arrest the bump man for the official first!"

Uh, I'm going to get Bumpman scratched?

Yu Le's face twitched, "I'm really incompetent, so he can't ......."

"Okay! This official will give you a hair!" Bi Ma Wen clearly despised Yu Le, scratched the back of his neck, and sure enough, he grabbed a hair, and when he blew it, the tiny hairs flew towards Yu Le in a flickering manner.

Give a gift if you don't agree with each other?

Yu Le carefully examined the hairs in his hands.

It's really a hair.

It's really polite and affectionate.

However, it was said that the Bodhisattva plucked three willow leaves, put them on the back of the walker's head, and shouted: "Change!" that is, turn into three life-saving hairs.

When he arrived at the lion camel cave, the great sage was thrown into the yin and yang two cylinders, and he couldn't escape, "The hair on his body is as soft and mature as he is, only these three such hard guns must save my life!"

This junior Bi Ma Wen also has a life-saving hair on the back of his head?

"You mortal don't dare to underestimate this hair!" When you find the bumpy man, don't be afraid of him, but pat the hair on him and shout 'Monkey King!' This hair immediately turned into a rope and tied the slave firmly!"

Uh, so powerful?

I'll give you that bump man!

Okay, Erdan's goods are still waiting on the side of the road, and I can't be convenient for too long......

"Lord Bimawen, don't be in a hurry to catch that slave, it's important to get down to business!"

There was a lazy sigh from behind, and when Yu Le turned around, he saw that there were still two people sitting in the hall.

They are all dressed in black and black hats, looking like ancient servants or miscellaneous servants, but they are sitting on the ground, loose, and they don't seem to have much respect for Wen Bima?

"Yes!" Bi Ma Wen finished scratching his cheeks, rolled up his sleeves and scratched his arms, the monkey's face was quite annoyed, and finally clapped his hands and shouted, "Where is the wrestler?"

"Here!" replied the two black-clad handymen.

"Forgive that slave and can't afford to fight much, and let him be free for a moment. Bi Ma Wen is as good as a stream, "You go to rest with Lux first!"

The two handymen stood up lazily and walked straight out of the hall, and Yu Le had to follow in confusion.

This public hall is almost twenty or thirty square meters, and the doors and windows are also cramped and dilapidated, it seems that Bi Ma Wen's status is indeed not good.

After walking a short distance, we entered the stables.

Yu Le is judged by the taste, it is simply stinking and smelling.

Am I here on business?

"Two officials, I don't know why Bi Ma Wen invited me over?" Yu Le asked the two miscellaneous servants with a smile on his face.

Miscellaneous Officer A didn't want to talk to Yu Le and threw a dung basket at him.

Miscellaneous servant B threw a shovel at Yu Le and said with a smile, "Yao, that's what you did!"

Uh, let my brother clean up the horse manure?

The stable is as far as the eye can see, and it looks magnificent, and the Pegasus is truly extraordinary.

Well, there wasn't a single Pegasus in the stables, and there was a layer of yellow-green poop on the ground.

The top is fresh, the bottom is old, and I don't know how long it hasn't been cleaned......

Tianma manure is also horse manure, this is too bullying, right?

No, it's bullying God.

Tai Bai Xing specially sent a decree to the lower realm to seal the gods, and the old lady of the moon also confirmed that I have the position of a god in the heavenly court.

Let me tell you, I think the Great Sage understood the meaning of Bi Ma Wen back then, and made the Heavenly Palace a good one!

When you came to me, you were summoned by Bi Ma Wen to clean the stables?

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