Chapter 1058 ꉂ (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)✧ Anne Hasta, the guest kung fu master of the Emerald Palace!
No one knows, that night under the peach tree under the turtle master and the panda man Ah Bao and a mysterious kung fu master who claims to be an animal named human and whose name is still Annie, said something, anyway, until the next morning, when the first morning of the sky shone on the main gate of the Emerald Palace, the tortoise master so abruptly summoned everyone up and down the Emerald Palace, and in front of everyone, he planned to announce a very important decision?
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"Ahh......h
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At this time, the stranger in the crowd, the little girl who was said to be called a human animal, looked up and yawned heavily, completely ignoring the image?
Everyone can see that she is sleepy-eyed, but she obviously hasn't slept enough now.
She is now wearing a big red gold-edged festive Song dress specially made for her by Aunt Xu Jiaorong back then, ready to keep the festive Song dress she wore during the New Year, and her head is decorated with a playful bear pattern, and her blonde hair has also been turned black by her magic and tied up at will, and she has combed two small mustaches with golden ribbons on her head, and in her hand she is carrying Tibbs, a bear who was also turned into a panda-style skin by her magic.
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(Tiebs says it's a mighty and domineering shadow bear, and it's not the stupid panda that can only take pictures in black and white forever!) Of course, although it had also protested against the bad little master of its family, it had never had bear rights, and that powerless protest was directly rejected in person. )
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'Who is she?' ’
'I don't know ......'
'I've never seen ......'
'Hey! Look, monkey, is she your distant relative? You see her eyes, nose and ears, she looks like you, but she doesn't have that much hair? ’
'Probably, didn't they say?' Maybe it's a monkey race called 'human'? ’
'Shhh ’
'Whisper, Master Turtle is going to start announcing that important decision!' ’
'What was the decision?' ’
The strange face and dress of the animal called a human, and the sleepy-eyed expression on its face, always seemed a little out of place under the gaze of the large group of energetic pig servants, goose guards, raccoon masters, and the five heroes of the Emerald Palace in front of him?
So, the five heroes of the world, the tiger girl, the little snake, the praying mantis, the old crane and the monkey king began to communicate in a whisper, and pointed at a little guy standing next to the turtle master.
‘!! ’
'Shut up all five of you!!' ’
‘……’
‘……’
When the five heroes were about to continue to comment or speculate, the raccoon master on the side turned his head suddenly, blew his beard and glared at them, making the five heroes immediately raise their heads again and stand upright.
It was obviously pointless for them to speculate now, for the Turtle Master had already begun to staggering forward, ready to read out one of his decisions.
"Everybody......
"For some reason, I already know your misunderstanding and dissatisfaction with Panda Bao......"
Originally, Master Turtle thought that his choice of Panda Ah Bao as a dragon warrior was God's arrangement, and it was also a choice he thought was more reasonable based on his own adventure back then, but who would have thought that decision had caused so much trouble to the people of the Emerald Palace and Ah Bao himself?
"Hmm......"
"So, I have decided that from today onwards, it will be up to us to be the guest of the Emerald Palace...... By this human ...... Master Anne is responsible for teaching Bao martial arts, and is responsible for teaching him the way of a warrior monk? ”
"And then ......"
"As for the 'Dragon Samurai' thing......"
"Well, in a month's time, we might as well be here in the Emerald Palace...... An internal martial arts competition will be held here, where Wujie and Po will compete together...... When the time comes, those who are victorious in the end will regain the title of 'Dragon Warrior' and have the right to read the Divine Dragon Heavenly Book......"
"This is my final decision......"
"That's how it ....... things"
After announcing his final decision and introducing the human guest Master Anne, the elderly Master Turtle nodded to a little girl whose eyes seemed to be blind, before slowly turning around and staggering down the steps to return to his ashram.
He is already very old, and he may one day kick his feet back to the sky, so, if there is still time, he is still willing to think about himself and do what he has not yet done, and arrange everything in order, so as not to leave some regrets at that time?
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Everyone present listened to the decision announced by Master Turtle, then looked at the strange little girl named Human, and finally looked at a fat panda who looked very energetic, Master Raccoon and his five apprentices didn't know what to say for a while, and couldn't help but have some mixed feelings in their hearts.
Obviously, their performance and attitude yesterday have been seen by the turtle master, and the turtle master has been disappointed, so that there will be this mediation conference this morning?
However, they also know that it is useless to overthink it now!
Because, from today onwards, the human master Annie will officially enter the Emerald Palace as a human guest and kung fu master, and serve as the warrior monk training master of the panda man Ah Bao, responsible for teaching the way of the temporary 'dragon warrior' Ah Bao who can still keep it for a month? That matter is already a certainty! And what they can do now may be to accept the identities of those two people and have a final fight a month later, right?
This was obviously a compromise of the Turtle Master's boycott of them, although now that I think about it, I do feel a little rude, and I have also failed the Turtle Master's expectations...... But all they knew was that their purpose had been accomplished!
A stupid and obese panda will definitely return what does not belong to the other party and the heavy responsibility a month later, so that someone more capable can take over.
Anyway, no one would believe that a certain panda could learn that strange 'warrior monk' kung fu and defeat any of the five heroes in just one month! Therefore, for the decision of the Turtle Master, none of the entire Jade Palace, including the Raccoon Master and the Five Heroes of the World themselves, felt bad or wanted to oppose it, and even, they were faintly happy in their hearts?
'She's also a kung fu master?' ’
"Master Turtle said yes, it must be, but I really can't see how much strength her little arms and legs can have......
"Well, now the Five Heroes of the World will definitely take back the name of the Dragon Warrior, I said it should be like that, that panda is just a dough roller, he definitely can't!" ’
'That's it! ’
But that's fine, in the future, Fat Bo can stay in the Jade Palace with peace of mind, and he can also learn real kung fu, which is better than rolling noodles and opening a noodle restaurant! ’
He's a good thing! ’
'Isn't it?' ’
‘……’
At this time, when the master turtle had read out the decision and walked away, the pig servants and the black swan guards finally began to whisper to each other, pointing and talking to a certain little human girl and the fat panda Po.
“……”
Call~!
"That's it!"
"There's nothing to do with you here, let's all disperse soon!"
When Master Turtle had finished reading his decision, and watched with a little guilt as he staggered away and walked into the hall at the top of the steps, Master Raccoon finally exhaled, then stepped forward and waved his hand as if relieved, signaling the noisy pig servants and goose guards to disperse on their own, and no longer gather here to discuss matters that had been decided and could not be changed.
Then, after thinking about it, he walked up to Master Anne, the little girl who was only a head taller than him, and who was still yawning, and saluted the master of kung fu, who had been recognized by the turtle master, and said:
"Hello!"
"Master Annie, in the next month, I will trouble you to train Panda Bao, do you need me to take you to familiarize yourself with the environment of our Jade Palace and the training grounds of the disciples of the sect?"
The dragon warrior's affairs are over, so the raccoon master, who has completely relaxed in his heart, began to become a little more friendly.
Although things were a little turbulent, he believed that in a month, Tiger Girl would definitely take back the important dragon warrior name from the unknown panda. Of course, if that panda can defeat the tiger girl, he will definitely not have any resistance, and will definitely gladly hand over the Divine Dragon Book containing infinite power to the other party!
Because, he didn't oppose it for the sake of opposition, nor did he oppose it because of jealousy or other reasons, he just thought that the panda was too bad, and that the decision of the turtle master was too hasty, and he even joked about the safety of the entire Peace Valley and the world, and was dissatisfied with it?
But now, Master Turtle has made a compromise and a change to that wrong choice, and he now has no reason to hate or scold the innocent panda anymore.
"Visiting the Emerald Palace?"
Σ(⊙ω⊙`)?
"Hah! No, because people have already visited this place yesterday, and they are already very familiar with it! Also, the practice venue or something, so you don't have to be so troublesome, people think it's very good here! ”
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Anne won't tell the raccoon master in front of her who doesn't know if it's a red panda or a little raccoon: she, Queen Anne, secretly visited the entire Jade Palace by herself yesterday, and even went to the mysterious hall with twenty green dragon jade pillars to read all the things inside, the boring martial arts cheats and the so-called 'Divine Dragon Heavenly Book'? So, there is no need for this little raccoon in front of you to meddle with any nosy things now!
"Here?"
"Master Annie, are you really sure that you are training Po here, and you really don't need to go to the special practice room?!"
Looking at this spacious open-air martial arts arena in front of him, Master Raccoon couldn't help but have some doubts.
Of course, he didn't doubt the identity and strength of the Master Anne in front of him, after all, the other party was invited by the turtle master, and he couldn't see through the other party, so there must be nothing wrong with the other party, and what he was puzzled and curious about was just the other party's way of teaching.
"No!"
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"People think it's good here, Master Raccoon, you don't have to be polite to others!"
(??????????) Ay!
Seeing that the other party was suddenly so enthusiastic and responsible, even Anne was a little embarrassed.
You know, Anne herself didn't think about teaching that stupid and cute fat panda seriously, and she didn't really think about it at all! Therefore, she didn't plan to be so troublesome, and besides, she also felt that the martial arts arena that served as a ring yesterday was actually quite good and sturdy, so she wouldn't run to super troublesome practice points in order to teach a stupid guy!
"Hmm......"
"Well, you're going to start now?"
Master Raccoon was noncommittal, he first shook his head a little amusefully at the fat panda beside him who was smugly squeezing his eyebrows, and then continued to ask the little human girl Master Anne casually.
"Of course!"
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"As the old turtle master said, people only have a month, if you don't train him quickly, how can you beat those stupid apprentices of yours at that time?"
(^_??) ☆
Anne didn't mind saying her thoughts at all, and told the other party very directly that she seemed to be confident that she could train a certain fat panda well and defeat the other party's five heroes?
"Huh!"
"Master Annie, if you can let Panda Po defeat any of my five apprentices within a month's time, I will definitely be sincerely happy for him at that time."
Yes, Master Raccoon does not have any conflict of interest with the Master Annie in front of him or the apprentice Panda Po who is in charge of teaching the other party, he is just unwilling to give the 'Divine Dragon Heavenly Book' that represents infinite power to a stupid guy who has no kung fu background and waste it, which will lead to some bad consequences.
"But ......"
"If you're going to teach your apprentice here, don't you mind if we're going to observe it too?"
Although the other party wants to teach Panda Po here on the open-air stage, and if he wants to see it, Master Raccoon can secretly watch it in any place, but that kind of behavior is always not polite, and he doesn't bother to do that kind of thing.
As long as the other party says that he is unwilling or can't, he promises that he will not come to see the upper half of the eyes, even if he passes by in the future, he will close his eyes, and he will never go forward to do the kind of work of peeping at other people's kung fu!
"Observe?"
ヽ(゜Q。 )ノ?
"Oh! You mean watching from the sidelines, right? Of course you can, people won't mind! Also, if you want to learn, you can be taught! ”
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Anyway, teaching one is bullying and playing, and teaching a group is also bullying and playing, and she Master Anne will definitely not mind, as long as anyone is willing to learn, she promises to teach enough without discrimination!
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"This ......"
"It's not necessary, we're just a little curious about the 'Way of the Warrior Monk', so it's okay to watch from the sidelines, Master Anne, please?"
I don't know why, Master Raccoon always feels that the other party's smile has some illusion that makes him creepy?
So, after frowning and muttering for a while, he shook his head and moved out of his hand to signal that the little girl in front of him, called a human, the kung fu master, could start her teaching, and he and his apprentices promised to just observe from the sidelines, and promised not to steal the master or reveal it.
“!!”
"Master, Master!"
"Please hurry up and teach the true kung fu of the wind warrior monk!!"
Finally, after Master Turtle left, when the pig servants and goose guards got out, and when the Master Raccoon, who had never liked him before, and had buried and beaten himself hard, finished speaking and gave way of his position, Po the Panda hurriedly dragged his fat all over his body, knelt directly in front of his master Master Anne, and made a big bow in a proper manner.
Perhaps, this is 'the mountains and rivers are full of doubts, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village', right?
Anyway, right now, this is already the last chance for Panda Po to practice true kung fu after being ostracized and hostile by the people of the Jade Palace.
If he doesn't want to go down the mountain in disgrace under the ridicule and ridicule of everyone, if he doesn't want to go back to the town of Peace Valley to continue to open a noodle shop with his father, if he still wants to continue that martial arts dream, he must seize this last opportunity in front of him, and he must learn all the kung fu of the wind-stepping warrior monk who knows that he is very powerful just by listening to the name under the hands of Master Anne, who is admired even by the turtle master!
"Teach is sure to teach! But ......"
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"Fat Bo, before cultivating a warrior monk, I want to ask you a question: Do you know what the first meaning of cultivating and learning warrior monk kung fu is?!"
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A month is definitely a long time for Anne herself, no matter what she learns, it won't take that long if it were her, but if it was the fat panda in front of her, if it was the stupid guy in front of her who was taller than herself even if she was half-kneeling, then a month might not be enough, so she had to 'teach her according to her aptitude'!
Therefore, before she officially starts teaching the other party, she must explain some things clearly, lest the other party can't figure it out at that time, and then she can't learn it well, and then she can't beat those tigers after a month, so that she will lose face herself?
"I don't know ......"
Panda Po shook his head blankly.
What are you kidding, if he knew, how could he kneel here and let the other party teach him, wouldn't he learn it himself? Of course, he thought so, but as he shook his head, he pricked up his ears, ready to listen to what the other had to say.
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The raccoon master on the side couldn't help frowning at this time.
Because, he wondered if Master Anne was in a hurry, why did he have to say that kind of 'mystery' on the first day of teaching? In his opinion, that panda Po doesn't have any kung fu foundation at all, so any rush to train is futile, it is better to use this month to train the other party in basic skills, so that the other party has a preliminary understanding of kung fu, and fortunately, after a month, it will not be so ugly to lose?
At that time, as long as the opponent can hold on to any of the five masters for a short time, it will be enough to surprise him.
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‘……’
At this time, the Five Heroes of Anger and the Five Heroes of the World, who were standing aside and did not dare to interject, also looked towards that Master Anne, they also wanted to hear what profound meanings the other party could say, and see if they could have some understanding after listening, and then improve their cultivation?
"If you don't know, then you can listen to me!"
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Anne straightened her face, ready to say the first mystery of learning the kung fu of the warrior monk!
'Hmmm! Well! ’
The panda man Ah Bao couldn't stop nodding his head, his eyes widened, and he fiercely erected his pair of plush black ears, ready to remember the words of Master Anne in front of him word for word, and his master's words in his heart, even if he dreamed, he would never forget it!
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‘……’
The raccoon master and his apprentices who were standing with their hands in their hands also held their breath, ready to listen to what kind of wise words the Keqing kung fu master specially invited by the turtle master in front of them could say.
"That's ......"
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"Roll !!"
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Unexpectedly, Anne uttered a word that made everyone stunned and puzzled under everyone's expectant gaze.
“!!”
"Master, Master? Y-What were you just talking about?! ”
Hearing the other party's words, the panda man Ah Bao was so frightened that he sat down on the granite floor of the dance arena in a daze, and looked at the little girl master who was standing proudly in front of him with a stunned and very puzzled expression.
“……”
Master Raccoon's brow furrowed even tighter, and it was obvious that he couldn't understand what Master Anne was saying, 'Get out', and he didn't know what the other party was trying to mean.
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‘??? ’
The five heroes of the world also glanced at each other with puzzled and stunned eyes at this time.
However, they are still relatively calm, and it may be because of their long-term cultivation of kung fu, so their hearts are relatively tough? Therefore, after their initial shock, they quickly calmed down and continued to look patiently at the little girl master, waiting for the other party's explanation.
"That's what it means literally!"
o(?? ^`)o
“????”
Panda Ah Bao still said with a sluggish face that he didn't understand what kind of relationship there was between 'rolling' and learning the kung fu of the wind warrior monk...... Seriously, just now he almost thought it was his new master, this Master Anne told him to get out of the way early!
"It's easy!"
(*^▽^*)??
"The first mystery of cultivating a good wind treading warrior monk is indeed: 'Get out'!!"
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"Fat Bo, let me tell you secretly, the Wind Stepping Martial Arts is very powerful! As long as you learn it, as long as you practice the most important 'roll', no matter how powerful the enemy is, you only need to use three moves to get rid of him! ”
(^_??) ☆
"That is: first make a move to the other party to 'sweep the legs', then immediately 'soar the dragon in the sky', and finally use a move to 'roll the ground'! Trust me, all you have to do is do that, and no one will beat you! ”
o(*?? ︶?? *)o
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Anne vividly tells the stunned pandaren Po the skills that have been widely praised by the pandaren warriors of Azeroth and hated by their enemies.
“!!”
"Master! Master! Isn't that very, very, very powerful?! ”
The panda man Ah Bao was startled, and hurriedly got up from the ground again, and after making the half-knee kneeling and saluting again, he asked the master in front of him expectantly, with round eyes and wide mouths.
Although he still doesn't know what kind of kung fu 'rolling the ground flip' is, he only knows: the moves like 'sweeping the hall legs' and 'flying the dragon in the sky' must be very powerful kung fu, and he will definitely learn it seriously when the time comes.
"Awesome?"
∑(?? △`)?!
"It's not! Their three moves aren't really powerful at all! ”
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Seeing that the stupid guy in front of her had misunderstood something, little Anne laughed a little wickedly and grimaced at the other.
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‘……’
The puzzled expressions on the faces of the raccoon master and the five heroes who were watching from the side became even stronger, obviously, the words of the little girl master in front of them were a little incompatible, which made them a little startled when they listened to it, and it was also very difficult to understand.
However, no matter what the other party said, they just watched from the sidelines now, so they didn't make a sound, so as not to really disturb the other party to teach the fat panda who didn't know if it was good luck or misfortune.
“???”
"But Master, what did you just say......
The panda man Ah Bao didn't understand very much, because the other party had just said that no matter how powerful the enemy was, no one could beat him as long as he needed to use those three moves, but why did he change his hexagram now and say that those three moves were not powerful?
"Because ah......"
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"As long as you use those three moves, you can run as fast as you can, and no one will be able to catch up with you when the time comes, unless he can fly, or...... He's also a wind-stepping warrior monk?! ”
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To be honest, if it weren't for the stupid and innocent panda man in front of her who was fat enough and rounded enough when she rolled up, she would not be willing to teach them even if she wanted to learn from a thin guy, such as the red panda, the praying mantis, and the bird on the side!
Because, whether it is the Wind Warrior Monk or the other two factions of the Wine Immortal Warrior Monk and the Fog Weaving Warrior Monk, if you can't roll, can't roll, or don't roll well, that kind of warrior monk is soulless, and it is destined to be eliminated by history!
(…… )
(lll¬?? ¬)
(Tiebs doesn't want to comment on his bad little master's bad taste for bullying other bears in the name of teaching kung fu...... )
‘……’
At this time, the little brow of the raccoon master who was holding his hands on the side furrowed even tighter.
Because, he had never seen that kung fu master teach his apprentices nothing, but he had to teach how to escape first.
"Huh?"
"Running fast?!"
Po was a little sluggish......
Because he learned kung fu in order to be a hero, and then to do chivalry and righteousness, to hoe the weak and help the strong, oh no! It is a hoe to help the weak...... In short, he didn't want to practice kung fu to run faster, and he had to find an opportunity to explain this Master Anne in front of him!
"That's it!"
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"The first mystery of the warrior monk, you just need to remember it all the time! Now, I'm going to teach you the first thing all Pandaren need to learn before they practice the 'Way of the Warrior Monk', and it's the most important move that you must learn to master! ”
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The other party still doesn't know anything, and he is still a kung fu novice, so Anne is not in a hurry to let the other party understand the too profound meaning she just said, and plans to take it slow and teach the other party the first move skills in this first day.
Although it is only a month and thirty days, as long as she is a little more serious, as long as a certain panda is not too stupid, she should be able to teach a seven, seven, eight, eight, eight, right? Anyway, those tiger mantis still have a shallow understanding of qidi, and she believes that the fat guy she taught will always have a chance.
“!!”
"The most important move? What is that? Is it 'Soaring Dragon in the Sky'? ”
The moves and kung fu of the panda warrior monk, Ah Bao has only heard of four in total, namely last night's 'Split Muscles and Wrong Bones', today's 'Sweeping Legs', 'Soaring Dragon in the Sky' and 'Rolling the Ground'?
And if he were to choose from these four moves, there was no doubt that you, as a matter of course, would give priority to the 'Soaring Dragon in the Sky'! Because, that move sounds the most powerful and domineering! Presumably, that move must also be the most powerful?
"No!!"
(lll¬▽¬)
Think beautifully!
This stupid, cute and fat fat guy doesn't even comprehend the true qi, and he wants to go directly to the sky without even practicing the basic skills, how can there be such a cheap thing in the world?!
"What's that?"
"Is it 'splitting the muscles and bones' or 'sweeping the legs'?!"
If it weren't for the 'Xianglong in the sky', then the other two would sound similar, and he would have experienced the 'Broken Bones' first-hand, and he Ah Bao would definitely be willing to learn.
“……”
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"Not really! What people are going to hand over to you today is the most powerful skill that all warrior monks must learn and must learn! ”
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(…… )
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“!!”
"What is it?!"
Widening his eyes expectantly, Po approached the other party directly.
The other party wanted to talk like this, which made Panda Po feel very nervous, but at the same time, he was very excited! Because, it seems that the other party really wants to teach him the powerful 'Way of the Warrior Monk', otherwise, he would not have taught the most powerful on the first day.
"Yes......"
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"Get out!!"
(??????????)??????
"Huh?"
‘……’
‘……’
Including the raccoon masters who were watching from the sidelines, they didn't expect that this little girl kung fu master would finally return to the warrior monk 'Mystery' at the beginning after talking for a while?
"Listen up! Its full name is 'Roll the Floor'! ”
(?? ˙o˙)??
"It's a roll, it's a round, fast roll forward for a distance! Fat Bo, people are very optimistic about you! Because you are very fat, you have an advantage in rolling, as long as you practice well, you will definitely be able to master it quickly! When the time comes, you may be able to comprehend the wonderful use of true qi soon? ”
(*^▽^*)??
Seeing the expression of extreme disappointment on the other party's face, little Anne rarely began to explain.
As she said, rolling the floor flip is not as simple as the other party thinks or imagines, rolling the floor flip is not only a compulsory skill for all warrior monks, but also the most important, and it needs to be used at any time to cooperate with the powerful moves of attack and defense!
At the same time, it is also an important means of forging the body, refining qi and polishing the will!
Of course, with so many benefits, Anne will definitely not explain to them little by little, anyway, the panda in front of her just needs to practice according to what she says, she promises: After a month, no matter how stupid the other party is, it will not be bad.
“!!”
"But, Master, Master! How do you want me to practice that 'tumbling flip'? ”
Although I always felt that what the other party said was a little unreliable, but, given that the other party was a kung fu master and the only channel for him to learn real kung fu, he didn't want to give up easily, and he didn't want to lose the qualification of 'Dragon Warrior', and Ah Bao, who lost the qualification to become a 'Dragon Hero', still asked nervously and hesitantly.
"It's easy!"
(???????? -)??
"Now you just have to ''! Here! The gate is over there, you can start, roll as far as you want! Roll as fast as you can?! ”
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Unceremoniously, Little Anne directly knew the direction of the gate for the other party, and signaled that the other party could get out and practice now.
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Master Raccoon and his five apprentices all looked at the little girl Kung Fu Master and the panda who suddenly felt pitiful to them, although the words had been made clear, but they were still a little incredulous, and they didn't know if the Master Anne had just said those words and guidance, and whether they were serious or not?
"But ......"
"Master, Master, I don't seem to be able to 'get out', or ......"
After blinking his innocent black eyes, he turned his head to look at the wide open gate of the Emerald Palace, and knew that outside the gate was the steep staircase of the Emerald Palace composed of 9,999 stone steps, Panda Po quickly turned his head and shook it like a rattle, indicating that he would not 'roll', and he would not run to the dangerous place outside the gate to practice 'rolling'!
Therefore, he felt that it would be better for the Master Anne in front of him to teach him other kung fu first, such as the 'Xianglong in the Sky' they just said?
“……”
(?? ⊙▽⊙`)
"Trust me, Fat Wave, you'll be rolling ....... soon"
(^_??) ☆
“!!”
"No...... Master, can't we practice something else first? ”
I don't know why, the panda man Po always felt that the expression and eyes of this master in front of him, this master Anne suddenly became terrifying, if he didn't do anything, it was likely that something terrible would happen to him immediately?
"No way!"
o(`^??) o Hmph!
I kindly taught the other party's warrior monk the mystical kung fu, according to them, this is a good thing that can't be found with a lantern in the world, but the other party is good, and dares to prevaricate and pick and choose, this is really unreasonable!
"Why?"
Po felt that a certain aura on the other party's body became a little more terrifying......
"Humph!"
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"Because, a warrior monk who can't roll is not a good warrior monk, and if you can't practice the Dafa of rolling the ground, you don't want to learn other kung fu of a warrior monk!!"
s(?? `ヘ????; )ゞ
"This ......"
"But, Master, I really won't get out, or can you show me first!?"
I always felt that this master of mine was a bit like the uneasy and kind-hearted Po, so he finally gritted his teeth and quickly stood up from the ground, and after patting the dust on his round fat buttocks, he salivated and signaled that the other party could show him.
If that 'rolling floor' kung fu really looks as good as the other party just said, he promises that he will definitely learn with his heart and work hard to learn!!
"No, you don't!"
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"Fat wave, it's easy to roll the floor, you don't need to demonstrate it at all......"
(???? ω????) Hey......
“!!”
"But if you don't show me, how can I learn? Master, I really don't! Why don't you give me the kind of martial arts cheats of the Wind Warrior Monk directly? ”
Po the Panda quickly came up with this brilliant idea!
If there really is that kind of martial arts cheats of "The Way of the Warrior Monk", he guarantees that his enthusiasm will be much higher! Moreover, he can also learn according to the cheats himself, which one is powerful to learn first, which one is handsome to practice first, and like that kind of 'rolling floor' or something, just by listening to the name, you know that it is not a good move, and you can put it at the end?
"Where's the cheats?"
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"Don't worry, Master, I'll help you, and then you'll be able to learn it on your own in no time......"
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After saying that, Annie, who didn't plan to mess around with this nonsense, and had the opportunity to learn kung fu and waste time by picking fat and thin guys, walked towards the other party step by step with a sad smile, planning to help the other party, complete today's homework as soon as possible, and learn one of the most important moves of the warrior monk as soon as possible.
(…… )
ε=(???? '●))) Alas
(Tibbs secretly mourns for a certain panda in his heart, but it doesn't mean anything to speak for the other person.)
Because, a certain bad little master of his family has been really idle lately, and once he is free, he always needs to find some pastime or fun...... If you don't want her attention to be drawn to herself and make herself unhappy, then it's better to let her drain those exuberant vitality on that hapless panda? )
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"Master, Master, what are you, what are you going to do?"
Seeing the other party walking towards him with bad intentions, Ah Bao, who felt that the other party must be unkind, asked while swinging his bear paws vigorously, his legs and stomach trembled a little, and his teeth couldn't help but chatter.
"People don't want to do anything, they just want to teach you kung fu well, so that you can become a 'dragon hero' one day earlier and then go out to hoe the weak and help the forcible chivalry, isn't that what you have always dreamed of?"
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"Look, this is another of the warrior monk's basic moves: Disillusionment Kick!"
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After standing still in front of the other party, Anne raised her foot very abruptly, and generously showed Panda Po and Master Raccoon for the first time the six of them the powerful move of the Panda Man Wind Warrior Monk, which can only be used if he has comprehended the true qi.
Disillusionment Kick: Shake the True Qi filled in the body, and directly kick out an energy shock wave formed by pure True Qi at a very fast speed, bombarding the target in the direction of the kick and causing massive damage!
Of course, Anne didn't want to kick the panda man in front of her, she just guided the other person to practice 'rolling the floor'? Therefore, the True Qi Energy Shock Wave was not for the purpose of harm, but used soft energy, and directly swept towards the panda man Ah Bao who was standing on the martial arts training ground and wanted to say something!
Boom!!
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With a muffled sound, the true qi slammed into the fat belly of the panda man Ah Bao, and rolled the other party directly into a fight and flew out in the direction of the gate of the Emerald Palace......
“!!”
"Ahhh.......hh
As the miserable exclamation became farther and farther away, Ah Bao, the panda man who had officially begun to practice the mysteries of the warrior monks, flew out of the gate of the Emerald Palace, and directly followed the stairs and the mountain road composed of 9,999 stone steps, and quickly 'rolled' towards the town of Peace Valley below.
'Ahhhhh......h
'Ahhh......h
'Ahh......h
‘……’
The miserable and desperate screams grew farther and farther away, quieter and quieter, until the raccoon masters and the five heroes of the world who were here in the martial arts arena could no longer hear it.
"This!"
"Ann, Master Anne, this is the way of the warrior monk you want to teach Bao?!"
Seeing this kind of change, Master Raccoon was completely stunned!
He almost wanted to save the stupid panda just now, but thinking that this Master Anne shouldn't mess around, he couldn't help but not make a move. Also, although he didn't know if what the other party had just said and done was serious, but the kick that the other party had just made seemed to be really a mysterious application of some kind of magical qi?
In short, after seeing the kick kicked by the other party, he no longer had the slightest doubt about the animal named human in front of him and the identity of this little girl's kung fu master.
"That's right!"
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"Do any of you want to learn? They don't mind teaching you too! ”
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Anyway, teaching one is teaching, teaching a group is also teaching, and just kicked a kick and felt very enjoyable, after kicking a little unfinished Master Anne said:
If the six people in front of her, or the six animals, also wanted to learn the way of the warrior monk from her, she would definitely treat them like the panda Po just now, and also promised to be impartial, and would definitely not take a half-point lightly?
(…… )
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‘!! ’
'No, no, we don't want at all!' ’
'I don't want to!' ’
"Forget it, Master Annie, you just need to teach Po well......
'Don't you be polite to us?' ’
'Don't! I'm a crane, I can fly, I definitely can't learn that kind of tumbling move, and the 'Way of the Warrior Monk' is definitely not for me! ’
'Farewell, Master Anne!' ’
'Master Raccoon, let's go back to practice first......
'Goodbye! ’
Seeing a certain terrible little girl master looking at himself and the others, and still looking eager to try, the five heroes waved their hands and refused, and then felt that they had seen and heard, and they were useless to stay any longer, so they began to be real birds and beasts, and no longer dared to stay here for a moment in the martial arts arena.
“……”
After nodding his head and signaling his apprentices to take care of themselves, and signaling them to hurry back to cultivate, Master Raccoon glanced in the direction of the stairs outside the mountain gate again.
With his ability to be deaf and clear, and his comprehension of qi, he faintly heard the kind of miserable cries that were still coming up from the bottom of the mountain, and knew that the panda Ah Bao seemed to be fine, and then Master Raccoon walked towards the little girl again.
“……”
"Master Anne, is that all you teach today?"
I don't know why, Master Raccoon always thinks that this Master Anne's method of teaching kung fu is a bit child's play?
Moreover, he always felt that the other party's behavior of kicking the poor panda down the mountain at the beginning seemed a bit cruel and unstable? Besides, he had just thought about it, and he didn't think that the other party's behavior of letting Panda Po go to the ladder would be too helpful in cultivating kung fu.
"Of course it's not the only one!"
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"Oh? What else are you going to teach today? ”
Although teaching the apprentices to practice martial arts is a gradual process, if the master Anne in front of him plans to teach more, he must also want to understand it himself, and if he sees the mysteries, he will naturally learn a little bit.
"Hmmm......"
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"Perhaps, when he climbs up, they will kick him down again? Master Raccoon, do you want to wait here and see more? Or, would you like to go down and have some fun too?! ”
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The national treasure giant panda Ah Bao has been kicked down by her, and the red panda in front of her, she also wants to kick each other down together...... As for whether the other party is a raccoon or a red panda or something, that kind of thing doesn't matter, anyway, the two animals look alike, and she doesn't need to tell too clearly.
“!!”
"Humph! No, thank you for your kindness! I'd better keep an eye on my apprentices and cultivate......"
The corners of his mouth twitched, his face darkened, and at the same time, he didn't think that the other party could practice anything like that, so Master Raccoon snorted coldly and turned his head and left directly.
"But ......"
"Master Annie, aren't you afraid of danger if you do that?"
After hesitating for a while, Master Raccoon turned around again, because the other party casually kicked the panda who had not been trained and did not have any martial arts foundation to the bottom of the mountain, and that kind of behavior was still too hasty in his opinion.
If you're not careful, something could go wrong!!
"Don't worry!"
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"Others may be in danger, but an obese panda person like Po will definitely not!"
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“……”
"That's it! Master Annie, it's up to you! ”
After speaking, the raccoon master who felt that the other party should have a sense of proportion or something to rely on was no longer verbose, after all, that panda Po was not his apprentice, and he didn't need to be taught, as long as nothing happened, it was up to the little human girl master to mess around!
Whether the other party's methods are good or bad, we will find out after a month!!
"Aha?"
Σ(⊙ω⊙`)?
"Master Raccoon, don't you really want to try the benefits of 'Rolling Floors'?!"
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However, it was a pity that the red panda with his hands on his back did not pay attention to Anne's 'kind' invitation at all, and walked directly to the back of the Emerald Palace alone, and disappeared after a while.
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Today, the townspeople of the small town of Peace Valley have discovered something very strange and funny:
Yesterday, at the meeting for the selection of dragon warriors, the panda Po, who jumped from a noodle shop to become a 'dragon warrior', didn't know why he rolled down the stairs of the Emerald Palace?
Moreover, it was not enough that the other party rolled down so that he was covered in bruises, but not long after he ran up the mountain, he didn't know why he rolled down again...... And so repeatedly, going up and down several times before barely stopping?
‘……’
‘……’
In this strange situation, although the timid and peace-loving people of the Peace Valley, such as the pigs, gray swans and rabbits, wanted to know why, but because the matter involved the Emerald Palace, they had to reluctantly suppress their doubts to the bottom of their hearts, but they didn't dare to ask, and they didn't dare to say it.
But fortunately, after the panda dragon warrior rolled down a few times, he never saw the other party repeat that dangerous and funny behavior. Otherwise, Mr. Ping, the gray swan who was busy taking care of business all day long, would definitely be worried and rush to the gate of the stepped hill that connects the town to the Emerald Palace to ask what happened.
The day passed quickly......
In the evening, when the disciples of the Emerald Palace had finished their day's cultivation and went back to rest or wander around the mountains, in a retreat room in the main hall of the palace, Master Raccoon respectfully came here and reported to Master Tortoise what had happened today and what he had seen.
“……”
"Master, I'm here......"
Walking to the huge futon with a picture of yin and yang fish, looking at the turtle master sitting on the futon meditating with his eyes closed, looking at the other party's old face and the turtle shell that was about to crack, the raccoon master first made a big bow and said goodbye, and then stood silently, waiting for the other party's response.
"Hmm......"
"You're here?"
After a long time, Master Turtle opened his eyes and smacked his lips, as if he had just discovered the little raccoon in front of him.
"Presumably, you should have observed ......"
"What do you think of Master Anne?"
Sticking out of the turtle's shell, his long, crusty neck and looking out the window at the starry sky with his equally shriveled turtle head, Master Turtle turned around and asked Master Raccoon, who was still standing respectfully in front of him.
"Master, you are right!"
"She, that human master, that little girl, she is indeed very powerful!"
For a powerful kung fu master, and he is still a guest of the Jade Palace, and he is also willing to teach the apprentices of the Jade Palace, an existence like that, Master Raccoon does not feel that there is anything wrong with praising the other party a little in front of his master and the turtle master.
"Hmm......"
"Then what kung fu did she teach Po today? Is it the basics, or something else? ”
As he gets older and older, his energy is not good, his body's vitality is gradually withering, he faintly feels that his life is short, he feels that his limit is approaching, and the time he is away from leaving the mortal world and ascending to the spiritual realm is getting shorter and shorter, and he did not observe the little girl's teaching in the martial arts arena during the day, but returned here and stayed here for a whole day.
Therefore, if he wanted to know more about what happened during the day, he would definitely need to relay it through this disciple of his own, Raccoon.
"Master!"
"The disciple didn't dare to hide it! Although she has shown several kung fu skills today and explained a lot of other things, she has only taught Po one trick from beginning to end! ”
Thinking of the trick that the little girl taught to Panda Po in a playful way, Master Raccoon couldn't help but feel a little difficult for a while, wondering if he should tell the other party about the kind of thing that he always felt was not good news?
"Oh?"
"One move...... What kind of kung fu is it? ”
What kind of mystery does that 'Warrior Monk' have, Master Turtle is obviously difficult to peek into, but he only knows that it must also be a kind of advanced kung fu about 'Qi', there is no doubt about it!
Therefore, when the raccoon in front of him refused to teach Po, he could only let the little girl come...... And whether the little girl is competent or not, and whether she can teach the panda Ah Bao well, is the only thing he needs to pay attention to at this time.
"Yes......"
"Get out!!"
After looking up at his master's old face in embarrassment for a while, and seeing that the turtle master's state and spirit were relatively good, the raccoon spit out such a word with difficulty.
“……”
The master turtle blinked the eyes on its bare head, still staring at the raccoon in front of him steadily, without speaking or questioning, but motioned for the other party to continue.
"That's ......"
"She asked Ah Bao to roll down the stone steps from the gate to the mountain gate at the bottom of the mountain that borders the town of Peace Valley from the martial arts arena of our Jade Palace, and when he climbed up, she kicked the other party down again......
"This was repeated three times until the panda was bruised and could no longer crawl."
After saying that, Master Raccoon looked cautiously at his master, Master Turtle, waiting for the other party's reaction.
"Hmm......"
However, it is a pity that Master Raccoon only saw that his master, Master Turtle, still had that unwavering face on his face, except for groaning and closing his eyes and thinking for a while, it seemed that the alternative way of a little girl master could not make the other party have too many waves or doubts?
"So ......"
"That panda, what is Bao's injury?"
The turtle master asked slowly, obviously, he was more concerned about the panda who didn't know whether it was lucky or unlucky.
"I went to see it before I came."
"Ah Bao seems to have been treated by her with the kind of magical true qi of the 'Fog Weaving Monk', a kind of qigong called 'Fog of Recovery', and now there is no major problem, at this moment, I am afraid that he is falling asleep in his room."
It was precisely because of this that Master Raccoon was basically relieved of that little girl, but it still didn't make him wonder about the other party's weird and alternative way of cultivating!
"That's it......"
"So, what do you think of her kung fu?"
Since the panda Ah Bao is fine, since the little girl has thought of the consequences of the other party's injury and has made arrangements and countermeasures, then he, the old turtle, has nothing to worry about, and he can almost rest assured that Ah Bao will be handed over to the other party.
If......
If he tried a little harder, maybe his vitality would be able to last until a month later, until he saw some kind of surprising change in Panda Po's training under that little girl's training?
Yes, he had a vague feeling...... Perhaps, it was not a coincidence that he chose Panda Po as a dragon warrior and asked the other party to be trained by that little girl's kung fu master, but the most wise decision that God had entrusted to him?
Of course, whether it is or not, we just have to wait until a month later......
"It's hard to say!"
"She herself is indeed very strong, I can feel it from the kung fu and true qi she exerts, but the kung fu she teaches and the means of teaching people, it is not easy to say."
As he spoke, Master Raccoon shook his head.
Today, all he saw was the 'Disillusionment Kick' that the other party revealed, and the 'Fog of Recovery' that healed the wounded, as for the 'Rolling Floor'...... In his own eyes, the raccoon himself was basically like a joke, and he didn't think that practicing that kind of move could be of much more use than a little bit of physical fitness.
Anyway, the other party's method of teaching apprentices was very different, and it was somewhat incompatible with the step-by-step and individualized teaching method that had been passed down from their Jade Palace for a long time, and it was difficult for him and his apprentices to recognize it.
"Hmm......"
"Very good, I see, let's do it first......"
With that, Master Turtle nodded in satisfaction, and then he slowly closed his eyes and stopped talking to his apprentice Raccoon after retracting his neck, only revealing a small part of the turtle shell.
"Master......"
"Then I'll quit first?"
Seeing that the other party had begun to meditate and retreat again, the raccoon, knowing that it was not appropriate to disturb the tortoise master now, hurriedly turned around and retreated lightly after bowing respectfully and whispering a word at the end, not daring to continue to stay here and disturb his master's retreat.
But......
By observing the reaction of his master, Master Turtle, he also faintly realized one thing in his heart, that is: Master Turtle didn't think that there was anything wrong with the little girl's kung fu master's teaching method, and he didn't mean to interfere, and even vaguely felt that the little girl would train Panda Bao well?
That's a bad omen!
So, Master Raccoon decided:
Starting tomorrow, he will also work hard to urge the five masters to cultivate and make them stronger, so that after a month, he will fairly and justly seize the title of 'Dragon Warrior' from the hands of that panda Bao, and hurry up to cultivate the 'Divine Dragon Heavenly Book', and deal with the threat that the turtle master predicted in advance that he doesn't know when it will come?
Because
In any case, he didn't quite believe that the fat panda who had been trained by that little girl's kung fu master for a month like a joke would be the person they had been waiting for, the 'Dragon Hero' who could carry forward the Sword Jade Palace and protect all the creatures in the Peace Valley and the surrounding area!
night
Deeper......
Today, the weather in the area around the Emerald Palace is exceptionally good, with clear and cloudless skies......
The infinite stars in the sky are shining and dotted, and the black and colorful vast dome is like a giant curtain shrouded in the dark mountains and the vast earth, full of poetry, like a huge scroll of mysterious and gorgeous ink paintings, and I don't know whose dreams are being weaved?
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