Chapter ♪ 1057 ( ́∇'*) There are three kinds of kung fu of Wine Fairy, Fog Weaving and Wind Treading, which one do you want to learn?

It's late at night......

When the inhabitants of the valley of peace at the foot of the mountain, when the pigs, geese, and rabbits have already turned off the lights and gone to sleep, the whole town is plunged into darkness and peace; While the kung fu masters in the Emerald Palace on the mountain and the black swans of the privileged class also extinguished the oil lamps one by one to rest, a little girl who had no intention of sleeping was nibbling on peaches in one hand and some delicacy in the other hand in this fun place that she had found, looking at the scenery of the mountains at night that would not be understood and accepted by the people of this world.

And the kind of delicacy that will not be easily accepted by the 'people' in this peace valley is: a big, fragrant roasted turkey leg!

The roast turkey was taken by Anne from the Bear Shield Victory Banquet not long ago and stored in her bag, but now that she has to take it out of this world not long after?

This is something she doesn't have to do much of herself......

Because, all the animals in this world, whether they are birds or animals, or insects of all sizes, seem to all of them to be able to speak, and all of them are intelligent creatures?

Therefore, when these animals can't eat them, she can only eat the food stored in the space bag she has stored...... Moreover, you can only hide here and eat secretly like this, otherwise, if you are seen by those fussing animals, God knows what kind of moth will be provoked!

Maybe

In the minds of those animals, the fact that she eats meat is as evil and sinful as being seen on Earth by earthlings eating 'roasted human flesh'?!

"Aha!"

?????? (??)?????? I shake! I shook it hard~!

After nibbling on the chicken leg and feeling a little dry, little Anne unceremoniously walked up to the mysterious peach tree on the top of the mountains and on the edge of the cliff, and stretched out her little hand, which seemed to be weak and weak, but in fact could fight the dragon with her bare hands, and began to shake vigorously.

And then......

In the next second, countless peach blossoms and ripe fruits fell like rain, and when Anne stopped shaking, in addition to the lingering petals, those fruits fell all over the ground!

"Uh-huh......"

o( ̄~ ̄)Chew!

"Thiebs, this peach tree is strange, it bears fruit as it blossoms...... You see, the peach on the tree has just ripened, and it has bloomed again? ”

ヾ(????????) ノ??

In front of this cliff platform, little Anne, who threw the leftover peach pits under the misty cliff outside, and did not care where it would fall down the mountain, and whether it would hit the flowers and plants, suddenly stretched out her hand, and firmly grabbed a peach blossom that was falling from this strange peach tree, and said to her bear Tibbs with some rare curiosity.

Actually, this peach tree is not that rare......

Because, I once walked and ate in the peach orchard of the queen mother and aunt, and also picked a lot of peaches and stored them in her bag, but I have seen the more rare heavenly peach tree that keeps blooming and hanging fruits, and the fruit is the rarer kind of heavenly peach tree that has been hanging for thousands of years!

(σ^?? ^)σ????; ◇;??

So, after talking casually, she smiled and stretched out her hand and inserted the peach blossom next to her bear's ear.

(…… )

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(Tiebs didn't say anything, for he knew, and his wretched little master was just bored talking and using it to relieve his boredom while eating, and he was used to it...... Also, Peach Blossom doesn't care about anything, if the other party's greasy little hand doesn't always wipe its body, it will definitely be happier and willing to take care of the other party! )

"But ......"

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"Tibers, people can be regarded as eating, the fruit of this peach tree is still very good, it contains a lot of aura, otherwise it would not be blooming and bearing fruit at such a time now...... If ordinary 'people' eat it, they can at least strengthen their health, right? ”

o(??????????) o??

"But those black swans in the Emerald Palace and the guys who know kung fu are really hateful, they have such a good thing to occupy by themselves, and they don't want the people under the mountain to see it?"

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Therefore, I think that those who know kung fu, and those privileged classes in this world, know how to occupy good things, and build houses with jade and gold, and even the pigs under the mountain are not allowed to come up and enjoy these good things, and Anne herself can stay here more and more with peace of mind and eat the fruit of this peach tree, without even the slightest guilt!

Because, instead of the pigs, rabbits, and gray swans under the mountain, she will eat their share back!

"Uh-huh......"

( ̄~ ̄) Chew!

"Hah!"

o(╯▽╰)oDelicious~~

“……”

"Tibers, the night is so quiet here, and the stars are beautiful tonight......

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Speaking of which, it's been a long time since Anne has eaten quietly and watched the night by herself like this.

Therefore, looking at it, she missed the villain mother of the villain at home...... However, knowing that the other party was doing well, that the other party was still being taken care of by those guys in the Kprushi Zone, and that a certain guy named Galen was still staying in the Voodoo Land, she quickly relieved herself and forgot about the other party again.

(Report the little master!) The little one only sees it now: there are no stars in the sky tonight, it's a big cloudy day, the sky looks drowsy, it's all thick dark clouds, and the little one doesn't even see a star!

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- Because of the fact that some nasty creature rubbed those greasy and slimy things on his bear skin, Tibbs was even more dissatisfied with the fact that he had been served with a good food and drink for two years, and even had a shovel officer in the bath...... Therefore, as if protesting, it corrected the nonsense in the other party's mouth without politeness, and also expressed its complicated feelings at this moment in a different way. )

"That's because you're stupid!"

(???????? -)??

"Tibbs, think about it......"

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"The stars in the sky, day and night, sunny or cloudy, are all hanging and twinkling in the endless starry sky outside the earth of this strange animal, as long as you look beyond those clouds, it is naturally easy to see them!"

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(…… )

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(For a bad little master who is full of food and has nothing to do, and knows that he can't see through the clouds magically, and says that he lacks heart eyes or is too stupid, Tiebs simply shut up.) )

"But Tibbs, don't say it, people just 'looked' at the stars and 'looked' at the moon, the earth in this world seems to be a little different from the earth in other worlds, even the sun, moon and stars are very different......"

(°ー°〃)

"Maybe that's why there's something wrong with the energy concentration on this planet and the aura that those guys say, so the animals are all highly evolved?"

(*^▽^*)??

Of course, that kind of thing is just a random guess, she didn't study it seriously, and she didn't meddle in the evolution and some processes of other people's worlds, because she just came here to play, so she wouldn't mess with other people's affairs!

(…… )

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(Tiebs still didn't talk, because he didn't understand the nonsense, and he didn't want to care why the animals talked!) It only cares: how many more rubs will be rubbed on the greasy little hand of a certain bad little master?! )

(!! )

∑(???? `)?!

(However, Tibbs, who was just about to continue his protests, soon discovered in despair that the wretched little master of his house had begun to rub his hands together and with all his might, and so on?) )

"Oops!"

ヾ(???? ﹏??)????

It turned out that Anne had discovered a certain black and white style, afraid that the fat guy who couldn't take color pictures with the most advanced cameras, was hanging his head in the middle of the night without sleeping and strolling here?

So

Not wanting to be seen by the guys in this world that she was secretly eating animal meat and making a fuss, she quickly put away the roast turkey leg that she had eaten less than half in her hand, and after first wiping it off with her own hands, she wiped the little mouth that had just eaten oily with the back of her hand.

(…… )

?? (ψ`?? ′)o Protest!

Sincere.....

Sincere...... Sincere......

‘……’

With a burst of dull and slow footsteps sounding in the mountain path above the secluded mountain, at last, the panda man Ah Bao walked up with his head down, and he didn't seem to be in a good mood, so much so that he didn't pay much attention to the little girl sitting here with a greasy mouth.

He just glanced at it faintly, then continued to hang his head, silently, step by step, under the peach tree.

'Alas......'

Then, he squatted over there, quietly picking up the ripe peaches that had just been shaken off the peach tree by little Anne and fallen to the ground, and sighed from time to time as he ate......

“??”

ヽ(゜Q。 )ノ?

Today, when I saw each other in that hall, this fat guy was obviously still happy, not to mention how proud he was! But now, when she saw each other again, she looked like this, which obviously made little Annie, who had eaten it all up with great difficulty, feel very curious and puzzled.

So, after tilting her little head and thinking about it, she pursed her lips, walked gently in front of the other party, squatted down her small body, blinked her big blue eyes, raised her head slightly, and looked at the other party's obviously unhappy face with dark circles and studied it carefully.

(…… )

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(Tibbs is upset now, because he found out that some of his bad little masters would ignore his protests for the sake of a stupid panda?) That's a lot of bullying! Wait, but don't let it get a chance, otherwise, even if it doesn't burn the hateful panda on the spot, it will definitely beat the other party up and get angry! )

"Hey!"

o(*^▽^*)o

"Fat Bo, why are you sad, what's wrong with this?"

ヾ(*⌒?? ⌒)??

"People remember ......"

"Didn't you just choose that dragon warrior today, and you can learn that kind of super powerful kung fu right away, and then you can hoe the weak and help the strong, do chivalrous deeds, and go to the 'dragon hero' that you even dream of, shouldn't you be very happy?"

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Yes, the more I looked at Annie, the more curious and puzzled I was about the state of this depressed fat panda in front of her.

Because in her mind, the other party finally chose the dragon warrior today, and suddenly suppressed the prestige of the 'Five Heroes of Wrath' or the 'Five Heroes of the World', which detonated the public opinion circle of Heping Valley and made a super big melon...... That kind of thing is like spending two dollars to win a quadrillion jackpot that will never be won, shouldn't it be worth the other party dancing with excitement and not wanting to go to bed all night?

Check it out now!

The other party looks so dejected and aggrieved, if people who don't know see it, they think it's the other party's duck or goose or something, and the father has been killed and eaten by others!

"You ......"

"You should call me Po......."

The panda man Ah Bao just glanced up at a little girl who squatted in front of him, and then quickly lowered his head and eyelids, and continued to silently pick up the dusty fruits on the ground, and ate them one by one without even wiping them.

"Don't! Do people still think it's kinder to call you Fat Bo? ”

o(^▽^)o

However, the other party did not insist anymore, but continued to eat silently, so Anne felt amused again.

"Hey! You don't know how to rub the fruit of the ground? It's full of dust and bacteria, how dirty is that? ”

(¬д¬。 )

"Wow! You didn't even vomit the kernel, did you really swallow it? ”

o(?? Д??) っ!

"It's really amazing, no wonder guys like you are called iron-eating beasts in another world, it turns out that you can not only gnaw bamboo, but also fruit pits......"

o(?? ω??) o

Seeing that the other party ate peaches without spitting out the pits, and chewed the peach pits with a 'clatter' sound, little Anne couldn't help but have a little admiration. She finally understood why this animal named Panda likes to eat bamboo, it turns out that their teeth are so good?

However, if it were her, she still preferred the sugar cane a little more, although they were all cut off and all the same hard, but obviously the sugar cane had a little more water and sugar! I think that at the beginning, she had gnawed on other people's bamboo fields, but she always remembered that kind of bitter thing.

"Hey!?"

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However, when Anne bent down to get to the other side of the other party's big face, she only found that the other party was still half-drooping with her eyelids, as if she didn't exist?

"Fat Bo, what's wrong with you? Anyway, people are very free now, and they are idle, and they are not in a hurry to find a place to sleep, or can you tell them what you see? Maybe, someone else can help you? ”

(???? ▽????)?

If he wasn't sure about the other party's father, the big gray goose, Mr. Ping, was still busy in the noodle restaurant in the Pinggu town at the bottom of the mountain, and complained that his son didn't want it and ran to practice kung fu, Anne really thought that the reason why the other party was like this was because the goose that looked like a duck was eaten by someone!

“……”

Perhaps, this little girl named Human is a little too noisy, or maybe some of the other party's words touched one of his nerves?

Anyway, the panda man Ah Bao finally stopped picking up and chewing peaches from the ground and swallowing them one by one, and instead raised his head with some hesitation, looking at the strange animal girl named human in front of him with smooth and white skin, but only some tiny fluff that was barely visible to the naked eye, and asked worriedly:

"Anne, are we friends now?"

Panda Po has something to say to someone to talk to, if the little girl in front of him is as willing to be his friend as his pig friends and dog friends, he may be able to tell all the troubles and grievances in his heart.

"Hmmm......"

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"Friends or something, shouldn't it be counted?"

ヾ(???? ω?? `)??

"But Fat Bo, even though we've only known each other for less than a day, I still like you a little bit compared to the other animals! Really, it's a little more true than the kind of deception that my Tiebs said! ”

(???????? -)??

Tibbs's nonsense must not be believed, so the kind of thing that Anne just said about liking the other party is only a little bit at most, and there are so many pointed nails on the little finger, there really can't be more.

(!! )

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"However, if you want to be someone's friend, it's not impossible, but you have to work harder to have a chance!"

(*?? ︶?? *)

For example, try to make good food to please and bribe her every day? Anyway, if it's something delicious, she'll definitely take it generously and brush up on her a little bit of prestige, and when the prestige reaches above friendliness, it's barely half a friend.

But if you think about it seriously, it seems that there are really very few guys who can be regarded as friends by Anne herself?

If you think about it carefully, in the spicy world, although she knows and befriends a lot of people, but more of them are just her playmates, students, subordinates, slaves, subordinates, people with good relationships or people who like to bully, etc.?

So, Anne's friends are really few......

And the fat panda in front of her, who has only known her for less than a day, will not become her friend so quickly anyway, so she won't be spicy and let the other party fill up her reputation quickly! Now, at best, it's just a matter of neutrality and throwing it up.

However, compared to other animals in Heping Valley, she really likes the fat panda in front of her anyway! No matter how you say it, the other party is very pleasing to the eye, and no matter what, it will never be like those pigs, rabbits and black and white swans, so that she can't help but want to grab it and roast it and eat meat when she sees it!

For example: those delicious braised pork, spicy rabbit head and beer goose......

"Like me a little?"

"But why? Is there really anything good about me? ”

Panda Po is now the most depressed and sad time, so, hearing this strange little human girl in front of him say a little bit of good things about him, he is like grabbing a life-saving straw, and hurriedly follows the conversation, as if he wants the other party to hurry up and say more, so that he will not be as aggrieved and uncomfortable as he is now?

"Of course there is!"

(???????? -)??

"For example: You're a stupid, fat, bulliful, fun to talk to, and you still look a little silly?"

(???????? -)??

(Huh!) Dear little master, you might as well not say these words! Wouldn't it be okay to take it seriously and make it happy for a while longer?

(lll¬?? ¬)

- Hearing a nasty little girl say that kind of thing when a certain panda is frustrated, even Tiebs, who was a little jealous just now, couldn't stand it anymore...... Because, it's clear that a bad little guy is not pitiful enough to look at the other party, so he will step on the other party's fragile heart a few times? )

(!! )

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(The great, respectful and lovely little master, the little one knows that he is wrong...... )

o(ㄒ?? ㄒ)o

(However, Tibbs's plea for mercy was too late...... Because, the terrible little master of the family had already thrown it off the misty cliff behind him like a fruit pit just now...... Presumably, it must have needed to spend the whole night in embarrassment somewhere under the cliff today. )

"Oh! Oh......? ”

"You—what do you mean ......."

Annie's words made a certain panda Po, who had dark circles wide open, stunned for a moment.

Then soon, the panda who was looking forward to it hung its head in frustration again, and once again drooped its fat shoulders and small ears aggrievedly, and began to lower its head and pick up the peaches that had been shaken off by a bad little girl one by one, and then chewed it so much.

"Sure enough......"

"During the day today, it was really a mistake for the Turtle Master to choose me as a dragon warrior...... I don't know anything, I'm stupid and fat, and there's a real reason they don't like me......"

As he spoke, the panda man Po became even more sad.

So much so that he simply sat down on the ground, stretched out his hand and paddled, and after passing a handful of peaches, he picked up those peaches from the ground one by one, completely ignoring the peach blossoms or soil on them, just like that kept stuffing into his mouth, as if eating constantly could make him feel better, so that he could forget those unpleasant things?

Although, he himself knew that this would definitely not change other people's opinions of him, but other than this, it seemed that he really had no other better way than to eat...... In any case, whether it is Master Raccoon or Tiger Girl, Little Snake, Old Crane, Praying Mantis or Monkey King, they will certainly not change any opinion of him because of what he has done.

Because

His panda Po was not the dragon warrior they wanted, he was the one who let them down......

"Hey!"

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"Fat Bo, don't be in a hurry to be sad first, let's talk about it, what's wrong with you?!"

(???? ▽????)?

Seeing that she had almost had enough trouble with the other party, and seeing that the other party seemed to be completely unhappy, Anne had no choice but to walk up to the other party again, and while reaching out and playfully playing with the other party's little black plush ears, she tried to keep her face on the floor, endured that little expression of schadenfreude and asked patiently and carefully.

Anne didn't know why the other party had become like this, and she didn't know how to comfort a panda, because, in her opinion, as long as she could eat, drink, play and sleep well every day, there really would be nothing that could make her feel sad!

Perhaps, that's why a certain bad bear often says she's heartless?

Of course, she won't easily admit that she is often heartless! Most...... At most, it's just occasionally?!

“……”

Boom~! Boom~!

After a while, maybe he figured it out, or maybe he really wanted to talk to someone casually, so Panda Po finally spoke:

"That's ......"

"Just now in that hall, Master Raccoon said that he didn't like me...... He also said that it is impossible for someone like me to learn kung fu in this life, and it is even more impossible to reach the highest level of kung fu......"

He said......"

"A guy like me, with fat buttocks, flabby arms, fat all over his body, big belly, unhygienic care, bad breath, sluggish head, and muscle weakness, is really too bad, he will never admit that I am the legendary 'Dragon Samurai', and he will never hand over to me the 'Divine Dragon Heavenly Book', which hides the secret of infinite power......"

Anyway, he was already very sad and sad now, and felt that it couldn't get worse, and it was better to have someone to talk about than not to have one, so Ah Bao, the panda man, talked more and more, and began to tell all the injustices he had encountered on the first day of his successful election as the Dragon Samurai and joined the Emerald Palace.

"If you don't give it, don't give it, there's nothing on it anyway, but people have seen it, and it's ....... on it."

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“!!”

(;  ̄x ̄)

Thankfully, Anne shut up at the critical moment.

And her casual words didn't attract the attention of a certain panda man who was in a state of grief, otherwise, I'm afraid that the fact that she ran to that hall and peeked at the Shenlong Heavenly Book would definitely be discovered and exposed, right?

When the time comes, there may be some kind of huge turmoil!

She had heard that the animals were so unusually attached to the blank book that even a leopard had tried to see it before, but they had defeated it and taken him and locked it up?

"Woo......"

"You may not know that even the five heroes I admire the most, they don't seem to like me......"

Po the panda man just lowered his head and whimpered little by little, and he didn't pay much attention to what the little girl had just said or whether she was listening, because he just needed someone to listen to him in order to make him feel better, and that's all.

However, thinking of the five heroes who were idolized by himself and kept countless portraits, books, precious figures and other fan items in his home room, and were ridiculed and hostile by those angry five heroes who could only look up to him, Po's mood became more and more depressed.

"Woo......"

"They said that I was not the one who practiced martial arts, and I didn't have any kung fu foundation, and sooner or later I would die on the mountain......

"They also said I couldn't even touch my own toes......"

"You can't even see your feet?!"

It's okay to have something else, but there are some sayings, and the panda man Ah Bao really doesn't agree with it!

Because, although he really doesn't know any kung fu, but he can learn, he believes that as long as someone is willing to teach, he will definitely learn well, he promises!

As for 'not being able to touch your toes' or something...... Well, he really couldn't touch it, but that little thing didn't matter, because he could barely see his own toes, at least when he sat down?

"They keep laughing at my precious fat ......"

Po never thought that one day he would be disliked because of excessive obesity and lose the opportunity to practice kung fu?

That kind of thing is really unfair to him, because no one has ever told him this kind of thing! If anything, maybe he'll eat a little less every day?

Besides, there's nothing wrong with being fat, at least he's not afraid of being beaten, even if he rolls, he can easily break through the wooden alleys and fire dragon formations that the five heroes of the world train on weekdays! Moreover, he can also jump into a large river without knowing how to swim without fear of drowning, who of them guys can do that?

"Oh!"

(灬??) ω?? 灬)

Hearing what the other party said, little Annie blinked, then looked each other up and down again, and silently praised the statements of some bad guys in her heart, and agreed with the judgment of those guys!

“……”

(???? ω????)

However, given that a certain guy is very sad and sad now, she will not express more opinions about herself for the time being, lest the other party can't think about it for a while and will jump off this cliff?

If she really did that, maybe the other party would crush some bad bear who she had just thrown down, and that would not be good. When the time comes, she will wash those brains, blood or fat, but it will be super troublesome, and it will be disgusting to think about it!

"Woo......"

"They don't seem to welcome me here......"

"They also said I didn't have brains, claws, wings, fangs, or scythes, and that I shouldn't have been here in the Emerald Palace......"

"The most powerful tiger girl even said bluntly: I never belonged here, and I don't deserve to stay in the Emerald Palace...... If I continue to stay, will I be ashamed of Kung Fu? If I still have respect for them and their cause, and if I want to be good to the residents of Peace Valley and want to contribute to everyone, it is better to leave before dawn? ”

"So ......"

So what, the panda man Po didn't go on.

Anyway, it was already like this now, except for the turtle master who had not made a clear statement here in the Jade Palace, except for the turtle master who rarely showed up, he was not very welcomed, and even now even he had some doubts about whether he was really capable of being a dragon warrior, and he had actually faintly retreated in his heart.

Perhaps, before the sun rises tomorrow, he will leave here, go down the mountain and return to the town of Peace Valley, and then continue to run that little noodle shop with his father, Mr. Ping, and cook his noodles well, as if he were a guest at the Emerald Palace for one night, and as for kung fu or 'dragon samurai' or something, it is just a dream, and forget them all completely?

Maybe......

Probably......

That's all there is to it, right?

"Huh?"

(* ̄△ ̄*)

"So, you're really going to go down the mountain by yourself by tomorrow morning?!"

Σ(⊙ω⊙`)?!

Looking at the other party's expression, and thinking back to the extremely frustrating words that the other party said just now, how could Anne not guess what kind of bad plans the other party is doing now?

“……”

"I really don't know, my heart is messed up......"

"I'm sad ......"

Let's chirp~! Let's chirp~!

Boom~!

Grunt!!

Have you said everything and feel like you're in a much better mood now?

Therefore, Ah Bao, the panda man who just wants to eat a hard meal and rush back to help before dawn, before his father Mr. Ping opens for business, has already made up his mind that he is not going to continue to hope for more ideas.

maybe

The five heroes of the world that he admires incomparably, what the tiger girl master said is really right? Whether it's Kung Fu or the Emerald Palace, it shouldn't be very suitable for you, and the Turtle Master's choice of himself as the Dragon Warrior is really just a beautiful mistake, right?

“……”

(lll¬ω¬)

"Okay!"

ε=(?? ο'*))) Alas

"For the sake of our acquaintance, for the sake of you being bullied so badly and pitifully by those villains, people will be merciful to help you a little bit today!"

╮(╯▽╰)╭

Finally, seeing the honest and responsible fat panda in front of her being bullied like this by those guys from the Jade Palace, little Annie, who was a little blind, suddenly made up her mind: she was going to do a little favor to the other party, teach the other party a little something, and was ready to slap the faces of those 'Five Heroes of the World' and 'Five Heroes of Anger' when the time came?

“???”

The panda man Ah Bao raised his head suspiciously, looking at the strange little human girl in front of him, not knowing why the other party said that he could help him.

"Hey!"

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"Fat Bo, people are surprised to see your bones (fat, pitiful and helpless), you are a one-in-a-million martial arts wizard (weird?). So, people here are a set of super authentic, panda people from the world of Azeroth real kung fu and super powerful true qi, do you want to learn?! ”

?? 乛?? 乛??

For Queen Anne, who went to the Mid-Levels Market of the Valley of the Four Winds in Pandalia twice and three times to fool around with those panda people, it was really too simple for an existence like her to contact and learn about the secret warrior monk inheritance of the panda people, and to be able to see the mystery at a glance.

It's just that because she has never had the opportunity to use it, and no one has ever been qualified enough for her to use that kind of hand-to-hand combat to fight and fight, she has been hiding it and not showing it, but that doesn't mean she won't!

“???”

"Do you know kung fu? Just you? Forget it, you little arms and legs, don't come to tease me......"

The panda man Ah Bao was stunned, and a hint of anticipation flashed in his eyes, but it soon became dim again.

Obviously, how could this strange little human girl in front of her, who had fine skin and tender flesh and looked like a hairless monkey, be able to work hard and still have the ability to teach herself? Therefore, he should not expect too much, hurry up and eat this peach that seems to be quite delicious here in the back mountain of the Emerald Palace, and then dare to go down the mountain before the sun shines on the window on the second floor of his house early tomorrow morning!

"How dare you underestimate Queen Ben?!"

(ー`?? ー)

"Here's it! Pick up this stick and you'll try it! ”

?? (ヽ`д′) o——

Seeing the other party's casual and non-believing appearance, Anne was directly angry!

So, she picked up a dead branch that had just been shaken off by herself, and then she couldn't wait to stuff it into the other's bear paws, and pointed at her head and shouted at the other.

“……”

Maybe the mind is not on the little girl in front of you at all, maybe it's a bad mood, or maybe it's because the brain is not very good?

Anyway, the panda man Ah Bao didn't think much about it at all, he really raised his hand directly, and then swung it down fiercely at the other party's cute little head!

Syllable~!

??

Next second!

The branch that could definitely knock out a big fat pig with one rod was broken directly in response, except for half of it that remained in the hands of the somewhat sluggish panda Po, the other half flew out of the cliff directly, and I don't know where it fell......

“!!”

!? (??''????)??

"Wow! You guy, how dare you fight?! ”

?? (ヽ`д′)╭??

Anne was a little angry, because she was just a polite statement, but then I thought that the other party really did something to her?

“!!”

"Y-You're all right? You, do you really know kung fu? Or is your head harder? ”

The panda man Ah Bao was shocked, and looked at the thick branch in his hand in disbelief, looking at the freshness of the fracture, he felt that such a thick thing, even the hardest rhinoceros, if he didn't resist, was afraid that he would be beaten with a stick and couldn't stand up for a long time, right?

But now, this little girl animal called a human in front of her looks like nothing has happened?!

"Humph!!"

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Although it was true that she let the other party fight just now, when the other party really beat her, Anne still planned to retaliate back!

So......

"Enlightenment!"

Warrior Monk Stunt: Split the muscles and bones!!

o(ヽ`д′)┌┛★)`з;?? Ahh

Little Anne, who felt that she had to establish the majesty of her Majesty the Queen, stepped forward with a black face and unceremoniously and began to perform the 'Split Muscles and Wrong Bones' hand stunt from the Pandarians of the world of Azeroth!

“???”

I saw her instantly turn into a blurry afterimage, and surrounded a stupid panda sitting on the ground, quickly slapped and pinched the other party's body a few times, and quickly stopped and returned to the same place, the other party was lying on the ground like a mess of rotten meat, unable to move......

“!!”

"Strange! What's wrong with this, what did you do, why can't I move?! ”

Although he was surprised that the little girl in front of him turned out to be a hidden master, but what was even more surprising at the moment was that he found that after the other party suddenly slapped him, his whole body was weak and he couldn't move the slightest, and he couldn't use half of his strength?

Obviously, this is a good thing done by the other party, and it is also an extremely terrible fact for him!!

"Of course!"

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"Split muscles and bones, as the name suggests: people have just staggered all the bones and tendons in your body that can affect your activities, and you will definitely not be able to move until you are strong enough to have a way to close them slowly for yourself, or before someone takes the initiative to close them for you!"

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Hum!

Now, the other party should know how powerful she is Queen Anne, and know that she is also a kung fu master, right?

You must know that the inheritance of the panda warrior monks in the world of Azeroth, whether it is the Brewmaster School that focuses on body forging, the Fog Weaving School that focuses on qigong healing, or the Treading Wind School that likes to fight, she is clear about the inheritance techniques and mainstream skills of the three warrior monks!

“!!”

"Are you really a kung fu master? That's right, you must be a kung fu master! ”

"You ......"

"Can you really teach me?!"

After the shock and panic at the beginning, Panda Ah Bao quickly remembered what the other party had just said that he could teach himself kung fu, and he quickly became excited, and if it weren't for his mouth and eyes, he couldn't move anywhere else, he would definitely get up and rush to the other party and make a disciple salute to the other party, right?

After all, to learn kung fu and become a respected and widely praised hero is something that he has always dreamed of! And now that he has another great opportunity, he doesn't want to miss it anyway!

"Uh-huh......"

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"Alright! Since people have said that they will teach you, then you can't talk and don't count, you must be taught...... However, there are a total of three Panda Man warrior monk inheritances here, and they are: Jiuxianliu, Fog Weaving Gong and Treading Wind School! ”

"In addition to the eighteen general skills that all warrior monks must cultivate, there are thirty-two variations of the Jiuxianliu, there are thirty-three heart determinations in the Fog Weaving Skill, and thirty-seven moves in the Wind Stepping Sect......"

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"So, which one are you going to learn?"

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The three complete lineages of warrior monks focus on different directions, and it will definitely be very troublesome if they are all taught, so in order to be lazy, little Annie who doesn't think the other party can learn all of them, only plans to teach one of the branches of this round panda.

Anyway, I can only teach one, and I really can't teach more, because that will probably waste a lot of time, and she definitely doesn't want to waste too much time on this guy who doesn't know him well.

"Ah......h

"Is there any difference between them? Which is the best?! ”

It sounded very powerful, and Ah Bao, the panda man who thought that kind of kung fu must be very good, continued to spread softly on the ground, and asked shyly with a face that he could still control.

"It should be about the same, right? But at most, they focus in different directions? ”

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"Jiuxianliu pays attention to refining the body, and it is very durable after learning, but you still need to learn to make wine, but you have to learn how to make wine yourself, and people are not very good at it......"

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Queen Anne said that she would only eat, and if she continued to never drink those bitter and spicy boring drinks, she would definitely not be able to make wine, so she did not want the other party to choose the wine fairy if she could.

"The Qigong of the Weaving Mist Monk is therapeutic, and it combines the mysteries of the Panda Warrior martial arts with traditional herbal medicine, focusing on understanding the spirituality of all things and the internal air flow of the body and the self-circulation of life...... Anyway, it's complicated, and I'll tell you slowly if you want to learn it? ”

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"Finally, it's the Wind Stepping Pie!"

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"The Wind Stepping Sect is almost the same as the kung fu masters of the Jade Palace that you know, they are all the kind of martial artists who are unparalleled in martial arts and are better at fist and foot kung fu! I remembered that they panda people also made a poem, called: The breeze and water ripples are flat, the clouds are rising to the dragon and the tiger and the crane shape, the reincarnation of heaven and earth is alone, and the heroes are drinking in the rivers and lakes? ”

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"Now!"

"Come on, Panda Man Po, which one do you want to learn?!"

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Anne, who was a little impatient, began to ask with a straight face.

Actually, now she has some regrets, because teaching a warrior monk doesn't seem to be an easy task? And if she hadn't accidentally spoken her mouth just now, maybe she would have slipped away a long time ago, right?

However, although she wants to teach, she only teaches one, and if the other party dares to say that she will learn everything, she promises to turn around and leave, and go to other places, and she will not come to Heping Valley here!

“……”

"Master! Master! If you are willing to learn more, you can teach me the martial arts of the Treading Wind School!! ”

Raised his eyes and looked at a serious little girl for a while, and thought about it in his heart for a long time, until he saw the other party's impatient look, the panda man Ah Bao hurriedly shed tears of joy with excitement, and hurriedly opened his mouth to make a choice.

He didn't know which was the best, the Brew Immortal Flow, the Fog Weaving Skill or the Warrior Monk Kung Fu of the Treading Wind School, but he only knew that when eating steamed buns, the more you ate, the fuller you became? However, there are thirty-seven kinds of martial arts of the Treading Wind School, which is obviously the most among the three, so he naturally thinks that it will definitely not be wrong to pick more to learn!

"Well, then ......"

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"Huh?"

∑(?? △`)?!

Hearing the other party's answer, little Anne didn't have time to say anything, when she suddenly found that at the stone staircase in front of her, there was an old turtle holding a lantern and swaying to this cliff platform with strange peach trees, and looked at her with some surprise and a certain panda man who was lying on the ground but couldn't move at all?

"Oh?"

"I'm curious about it......"

"In the middle of the night, you two ...... Under the wisdom peach tree from the mysterious fairy court in the Emerald Palace, what is it doing? ”

The old turtle recovered quickly after the initial surprise, and then continued to wander in front of the ground full of peach blossoms and fruits, looking at the panda on the ground, and asking the strange creature with inexplicable eyes that he had never seen before.

The small, monkey-like creature was strange because he found that the other party had not been in his perception all along, and if he hadn't come here, he would have thought that there was only the panda lying on the ground and not knowing why it was crying!

"Well...... this"

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Anne was wondering how to answer the question of the seemingly cunning turtle in front of her. Because she knows, the other party will definitely not be as easy to fool as a certain stupid panda, this kind of old guy who doesn't know how many years he has lived, God knows how shrewd it is?

"Tibbs ......"

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however

Just as she wanted to ask her little bear Tiebs if she had any bad ideas, she quickly came to her senses, because ah...... Some bad guy who just seems to have been thrown off a cliff by her?

"I can see it......"

"He's been staggered by some clever trick to disconnect the joints of his arms and leg bones, and of course, maybe the tendons?"

"Hmm......"

"It's amazing...... If you can do all this with such a thick amount of fat without harming his body, then you must be a very good kung fu master, am I right, Your Excellency? ”

The old turtle didn't care about Little Annie's anxious and slightly annoyed gaze, he just swayed around the panda man Po, first stretched out the stick in his hand and stabbed the other party's fat belly, and then stretched out his long neck to study it for a while, and finally sighed and nodded.

Now it was clear, although he had never seen the monkey-like animal in front of him, and he didn't know what the other party belonged to or where it came from...... However, the turtle master only knew that the other party's kung fu must be very, very subtle, perhaps, it would definitely not be worse than himself when he was young and the magical qigong masters he had seen?

"Ah.....h

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"The ......"

"Well, my name is Anne, Anne Hasta! It's a pleasure to meet you, this clever old Mr. Turtle......"

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With nothing to do for the time being, and Tibbs was thrown down the hill by herself and never recovered, Anne had no choice but to playfully stick out her tongue at the other party and make a grimace, and then introduced herself generously, and said her name for the first time.

"Oh!"

"I'm glad I met you...... I am the master tortoise here in the Emerald Palace, an old tortoise that has lived for more than six hundred years......"

Hearing the other party's words, pondering the other party's name, feeling that the name was very Zen, and once again carefully perceiving the other party's qi, and finding that the other party still did not exist in front of him, and he couldn't lock the other party at all, the turtle master smacked his lips and slowly introduced himself.

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(*^▽^*)?? Asking for a ticket?? (*^▽^*)