Sister Xiao Yao's words stunned me,! This is a master, she not only knows what I provoked, but also knew what I promised someone else about the mechanical keyboard.

However, I didn't understand what was going on with the export industry, so I asked Sister Xiaoyao.

She gave me a fierce look and said, "Do you think it's all about talking?" Haven't heard of a god with a head three feet up? As soon as you promise her, it is equivalent to signing an invisible contract, and if you do not fulfill your promise, you are in breach of contract, and you will be held responsible.

She also told me not to talk nonsense, the world is made up of one person, and what one person says will affect other people, and then affect the whole world, just like a network of ten people, if it is a good influence, it is fine, if it is bad, the person who speaks will be responsible.

She also gave me an example, I love to play games, if I play a game when my teammate is very good, I scold him, but I don't know that he is going through a major change in his life, maybe my words are the last straw that breaks the camel's back.

This teammate committed suicide, but his longevity has not yet arrived, and there are many karmic debts that have not been repaid, and he died because of me, so I will be partly responsible for the karma he owes.

And many of this kind of karma will be retributed in the present world, such as the female ghost, she died so miserably, it was retribution.

My scalp was numb when I heard it, but her ability made it impossible for me to suspect that she was lying, and it seems that I should be careful when I speak in the future, although I am not the kind of person who talks nonsense, but if people are angry, they can say anything, and I have not buried others before.

"Sister Xiaoyao, this mechanical keyboard is expensive, you don't know, I'm poor now, I can't make money, isn't she a ghost? Shall we paste her with paper? "I said pitifully, if this mechanical keyboard is burned, I probably won't be able to play games in the future.

"Pure calf, do you think you are Li Yiyi? I also use paper paste, you paste one out and I'll take a look, the key can be knocked on the line. "Sister Xiao Yao is on fire.

I scratched my head, "I won't, Sister Xiaoyao, aren't you professional?" ”

"Get out! I won't go to aunt and grandma, I burned you in a slippery way, I know all about you, I can solve it for you, and I can buy another one when I make money in the future. "Sister Xiao Yao seems to have been poked by me in pain, and she blushes a little.

I was overjoyed that she could really cure me of that strange disease! At the same time, I'm a little curious, who is Li Yi in her mouth, could it be that he can make a mechanical keyboard out of paper paste?

"But I don't know what her name is, don't all things have to be named?" I asked.

"No, she has a feeling with you now, and she just ran away from your body by me, and she came as soon as you burned her." Sister Xiao Yao seemed to be a little impatient.

I secretly complained in my heart, this girl has such a hot temper, if I become my master, I will still be good, even if I am so stupid and anxious, she will easily cut me.

"What are you rubbing about?" Sure enough, she saw that I seemed to be in a daze, and urged impatiently.

I dismantled my mechanical keyboard with a bitter face, and said silently in my heart: Old man, I'm sorry for you, if I have the opportunity in the future, I will definitely buy an identical one.

I went out of the unit door with Sister Xiaoyao, and she drove me to a small temple on the edge of the county.

This small temple was older than my father's age, and it was originally just a small earthen house, but it was constantly expanded as it became more and more effective.

When we came, there was no one in the small temple, Sister Xiao Yao asked me to go to the trunk to get gasoline down, I asked why, she said to use the lighter to light the mechanical keyboard, and it couldn't be lit when it ran out of gas.

After pouring gasoline on it, I carefully lit my mechanical keyboard, and it instantly turned into a ball of fire.

I asked if I wanted to burn some more paper, and Sister Xiao Yao said that it was so beautiful that she wouldn't burn it.

When the mechanical keyboard was about to burn out, a small whirlwind rose out of thin air from the fire, spun for a while, and then disappeared.

"Okay, she took it." Sister Xiao Yao dusted off the ashes from her clothes.

……

"Sister Xiaoyao, you said I was going to make my debut, so are you going to make your debut or debut?" On the way back, I asked Sister Xiaoyao.

Sister Xiao Yao shook her ponytail, "I'm out of the horse, what's the matter, I look down on the horse, the debut is amazing?" ”

To be honest, I really have this kind of thought, when I read the post on Baidu, people said that the debut is generally the reincarnation of the gods, and the ones who come down with the task are the original gods, and they are the protectors of the law, and they are awesome.

Sister Xiao Yao saw that I didn't speak, and saw through my thoughts, "I told you that you don't want to pay tribute to me, this is also a karma, and those who are out of the horse may not be as good as those who debut." ”

"What do you call my Gonggao?" I asked Sister Xiaoyao.

"It's that you think you have a good relationship with the gods, and no one's ability is as good as yours, I've seen a lot of debuts who have been abolished because of this, and they are miserable." Sister Xiao Yao was a little distressed.

"How far can I go?" I said half-jokingly.

"Don't say it, with your identity in your previous life, the disciples of the world in this world, whether they are out of the horse or debut, are really not as good as you." Sister Xiao Yao smiled strangely.

"What is my identity?" I was excited, I didn't expect my buddy to be a great character in my previous life.

"I can't tell you this, I only knew about it because of the notice above, otherwise with my ability, whether it is to take the pulse or criticize the eight characters, it is impossible to see it, you ...... Gee! Sister Xiao Yao shook her head and sold Guanzi.

I couldn't help but plead with a flattering face, "Sister Xiaoyao, isn't it okay for you to be my own sister?" Just tell me, half of what you say will kill you. ”

Sister Xiao Yao shook her head very firmly, "No, this must not come out of my mouth!" ”

I peeked at her, and I said goodbye, I'll get you out sooner or later.

"If you dare to talk to me, I'll whip you!" Sister Xiao Yao glared at me.

I subconsciously covered my mouth, "How do you know what I'm thinking?" ”

"Huh...... Just now, the head of my family had something to do and tied my mind, which is his old man's heart. "Sister Xiao Yao has a look like you haven't seen the world.

"! This is awesome, can I do this if I make my debut? I said excitedly, being able to know what others are thinking is simply amazing, I can make a fortune by setting up a stall and telling fortunes.

"Don't even think about it, the horse and the debut are not the same, we mainly rely on the ability of the fairy family, there is no one in a hundred who has the ability, the debut is different, the ability has to learn by yourself, the fairy family will not be used to you, and you are even more special, I will tell you so, if you practice diligently, accumulate more virtue, you will have to be old urine in the future, if you don't learn well, then you have to be miserable, have you seen that keyboard heroine? Definitely worse than her. ”

The small universe I was about to burn up lost its temperature in an instant, damn, Bai is happy, let me practice by myself, is this a novel? Tell me to go to cultivate immortals?

"I practice by myself, then I can't cultivate until I die, isn't the human body limited to supernatural powers?" I said listlessly.

"You read it on the Internet, it's not like that, people are born with five hundred years of Taoism, it's much easier than animal cultivation, animals have to practice for hundreds of years if they want to speak, and it takes hundreds of years to cultivate their human bodies, many ill-intentioned immortals have no fate and grind people, just to win these five hundred years of Taoism, the human body will not only not limit the supernatural powers, but will make it easier to practice, haven't you heard that the human body is a small universe, and the five elements of yin and yang are all in the body."

"Have you ever heard of Erlang Zhenjun? The reason why people are called Erlang Xiaosheng is because they are sanctified in the flesh, and their ability is not inferior to the twelve golden immortals. ”

"Uh......" I found myself in a blind spot, and I was a little overwhelmed for a while.

"Have you ever found yourself so inspired that you can sometimes see things that others can't see, and that you have strange feelings when you recite Buddhist and Taoist scriptures?" Sister Xiao Yao asked me.

I nodded violently, you are so right, I wouldn't be able to do this if it weren't for this squeak.

"Yours up. The point is much higher than mine, these special places can make it easier for you to believe in the existence of another world, I didn't believe it at the beginning, in order to make me believe, my family's fairy family almost didn't grind me to death, and I wasn't afraid of your jokes when I said it, I was crazy at that time, and pulled poop into my mother's rice cooker. ”

"Poof!" I couldn't help but laugh.

"Boom!" Sister Xiao Yao knocked on my head, "I really dare to laugh at your sister, looking for a fight!" ”

I told me again and again, "So all that I have encountered now is the mill of the immortal family you said?" ”

Sister Xiao Yao's face sank and she shook her head, "You are an unjust creditor, although there is only one, but it is not easy to deal with, people have orders, to put it bluntly, it is reasonable and legal for people to toss you, and no one has recruited you." ”

As soon as I heard it, it turned out to be the case, and I hurriedly told Sister Xiao Yao about the breeze in detail.

Sister Xiao Yao was overjoyed when she heard me reciting the first Leng Yan Sutra of the Buddha, and said that she wanted to help me send him away, and it would take some effort and use some means, but I didn't expect to let me overdo it myself.

My eyes widened in disbelief, "Overdone? ”

Sister Xiao Yao nodded, "Your strange illness is the disaster he gave you, and you will be fine if he leaves, I didn't expect you to be quite capable, originally he and you would go to Infernal Hell after collecting debts, so that you can be reincarnated directly after such a transcendence, he has to thank you." ”

I felt very uncomfortable listening to it, the breeze hurt me very much, but I didn't expect that in the end I cheapened him, if I could, I would rather let Sister Xiao Yao use means to settle him.

"I know what you're thinking, the world has a lot of grudges, the grievances are deep and difficult to solve, one life becomes a grudge, three lives are endless, you can be yourself, but this cause and effect is a great thing, otherwise even if I help you, I will run away for him, the injustice is still there, even if he doesn't look for you in this life, he will have the next life." Sister Xiao Yao smiled.

It dawned on me that I hadn't thought I had inadvertently solved such a big problem.

"Okay, now it's time to talk about your debut."