Although I had tried my best to restrain myself, the female ghost still noticed my anomaly, "Are you laughing at me? ”

I hurriedly shook my head, the capable keyboard warrior is not a good person when he is alive, let alone a ghost when he dies, in case he angers her, it will be a bad dish.

Seeing that I didn't laugh, the female ghost finally softened her tone, "Can you help me?" ”

Help your grandma a grandchild! I scolded in my heart, I really don't know how she said her shameless spitting without any psychological pressure.

But reason told me that it would be better to promise her for the time being, what if she changed her face and killed me, I didn't want to die at the hands of the keyboard man.

"Okay, I promise you, I'll burn a mechanical keyboard for you when I go back tomorrow, and guarantee that you will have 300 words a minute, and spray those ghosts who bully you to death." I said with a flutter of eyebrows.

"Great, I'm finally invincible again!" The female ghost looked excited.

I've already scolded in my heart, I'm dying three or eight, I don't have a long memory of dying so miserably, why didn't the eighteenth layer of hell take you in!

"Goode has behed you!" I bypassed her reach and walked away quickly, and this time she finally didn't stop me.

Leaving the toilet, I breathed a sigh of relief and felt that I was too sad, I could meet a female ghost in the toilet, and I was still a keyboard warrior.

I had no dreams all night, and the next morning, before I could visit the monk, they came to me first.

"Did the donor chant last night?" The monk asked straight to the point.

"How does the master know?" I asked quizzically.

"Haha, the donor is really unique, and it has attracted a vision of the Buddha's light, I don't know what classic the donor recited?" The monk confessed his great joy when he saw me.

"The Buddha is the first to be strict." I'll be honest.

"Wonderful, wonderful!" The monk opened the drawer and took out the scriptures and handed them to me, "The donor has a fate with this scripture, so I will give it to you, I see the auspicious clouds looming above the donor's head, and I want to meet a great joy recently, and the poor monk congratulated him in advance." ”

A big event? I scratched my head, I'm like this, what other happy event can I have, I met a female ghost last night.

I was about to ask the monk what the dream of the keyboard warrior was, but the monk spoke first, "Donor, I still have morning class, so I won't stay longer, and the donor can leave on his own." ”

After saying that, the monk strode away, and no matter how much I greeted him, he did not look back.

I was speechless for a while, could it be that the masters are all of this character, come and go without a trace, and they speak too, it's okay when they take the initiative to say, if you want to ask more questions, you will get the answer that the heavenly machine cannot be revealed.

In desperation, I had no choice but to keep the Buddhist scriptures in my arms and leave the monastery.

Because I couldn't afford a car due to financial constraints, I had to walk back.

On the way back, I deeply realized the difference between casual and deliberate, and when I got home, I felt like my leg was about to break.

Carefully storing the Buddha Sutra and the Jizo Bodhisattva Sutra together, I washed my face, sat down in front of the computer and began to play CF.

Looking at my mechanical keyboard worth hundreds of dollars, I pouted, I wouldn't burn it to the keyboard ghost.

After a day of playing games, I didn't expect a dream that night to tell me how miserable the end of being untrustworthy was.

In my dream, I was wrapped in a puddle of mud, as if I had fallen into a swamp, and no matter how much I struggled, I couldn't break free, and a strong feeling of suffocation came, and my body began to gradually weaken, and I couldn't use my strength.

"If you don't do what you promised, I won't let you go!"

It was the voice of the female ghost, and I was directly awakened.

I tried to sit up, but I found myself limp, as if I had no bones, and not only that, but every part of my body was in excruciating pain, as if I was constantly being hit with a hammer.

I'm terrified, could it be that the keyboard ghost has found me?

I quickly confirmed this suspicion, for my mind began to ring with the angry voice of a woman, full of vicious words, as if I had connected with a Zuan, and the voice was the voice of the female ghost.

The sound made me feel like I was surrounded by a flock of crows, my head buzzing, and the pain in my body was really terrible.

After lying in bed all morning, the situation did not improve at all, I felt that I had a nervous breakdown, and I couldn't help but be afraid, am I going to be with the bed for the rest of my life?

Zhou Tong's cousin and the chief of the dust road couldn't help, and I didn't know other people in this area, so in desperation, I opened the nearby people on WeChat.

It took me more than ten minutes just to complete this operation, because my fingers were already like noodles, and I didn't listen to me at all.

The first person in the neighborhood is actually an industry insider, whose online name is Red Lotus Layman, and his signature is written to treat external diseases, break customs, move poles, Buddha statues, and religious supplies.

I don't know if this person is really capable, or it can be said that he was in a hurry to go to the doctor, and a message was sent by me.

"Hello, can you cure being haunted by a ghost?"

The other party replied in seconds, "Erdao Street (GAI) Liuli Pavilion came to me." ”

I have an impression of the place she said, just below my house, is a store on the first floor, selling Buddha statues and burning paper or something, but I haven't been in to see it, and I don't know who the owner is.

Me: "I can't move now, I can't get off the ground."

They added my friends.

Red Lotus Monk: "Are you handwriting?" Why is it so slow? ”

Me: "It's not easy to use your fingers."

Red Lotus Monk: "I see that the distance between us is within 100 meters, where are you, I'll go find you."

Me: "Your house is upstairs on the third floor, 301."

The Red Lotus monk didn't speak again, and after about a minute, I heard the sound of a thunderclap coming from inside the corridor.

I suddenly thought of an important question, why can't I get up, how can I open the door for her?

"I came in by myself?" A crisp female voice came from outside the door.

"Okay." I hurriedly agreed, though I didn't know how she got in on her own, and I couldn't help it anyway.

"Click!" Unexpectedly, the lock of my house was opened by itself, and then a beautiful girl of my age entered my bedroom in a rage.

I'm very glad I went to bed in the middle of the night last night with my clothes on, otherwise it would have been embarrassing.

"Just you?" She came to the bedside and looked down at me.

I hummed, and now the whole body is pretty good for this part of the head.

"Smack!" Something unexpected happened, she actually threw me a big-eared post.

I was beaten, and I couldn't help but be angry from my heart, but when I thought about it, I was like this, and I couldn't resist, in case she provoked her and killed me, it would be over, I looked at her as if she was a little biao.

"Eldest sister, we have no grudges in the past and no hatred in the near future, you see that I am like this, even if you beat me, you will not be able to win!" I said inwardly.

She smiled wickedly, reached out and grabbed my neck, and her little hand snapped away.

One slap after another landed on my face, hitting me straight in the eye.

My heart is full of anger, how can I say that my buddy was also a character who pulled out a knife without saying a word, but now he was bullied by a dog in Pingyang, and was pressed on the bed by a woman and slapped violently.

Finally, a force came out of thin air, and I bounced straight out of the bed, knocking her to the ground, and I raised my fist to smash her head, but she looked at me with a smile on her face.

I think something is wrong, think about it,! I was able to move, and the scolding in my head was gone, and I was slapped by her!

I hurriedly helped her up, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were saving me, you said you told me." ”

She took care of her clothes, "You're haunted by a ghost, and it won't work if you tell you in advance." ”

I simply cleaned up the bed and invited her to sit down, she was not polite, sat down with a big grin, and crossed Erlang's legs, although she was wearing jeans, but the little ass, the little legs, tsk......

At this time, I had the time to look at her carefully, with a ponytail, sideburns hanging down to the chin, melon seed face, big eyes, natural long eyelashes, flickering, similar in size and age to me, but I don't know why with a kind of charm, people can't forget it at a glance.

"You're the Red Lotus Layman?" I asked.

"That's right, I've lived in the neighbors for so many years, and I haven't seen you yet, my real name is Tian Shiyao, you can call me Sister Xiaoyao." She lifted her chin.

I was speechless for a moment, "How old are you?" ”

"Sister, I'm twenty-one!" She said proudly.

"I'm twenty-one, what is your birthday?" I laughed, girl, put a big clove of garlic here at my brother's place.

"Ahem...... It doesn't matter, I can treat you for this disease, and I can still understand your fate, I will be your master in the future, what's wrong with my sister? Sister Xiao Yao coughed a few times dryly, and said with a blank look.

"Huh?" My brain circuits didn't keep up for a while.

"It's okay, it's normal if you don't know, you have the fate to debut, and I'm your first leader, the above has been notified, and a man of the same age as me will find me recently." Sister Xiao Yao waved her hand.

"Could it be a rectification, but it's not me?" I don't know what a debut is, but when I think about those who came out, I'm a little scared.

"Are you embarrassed? Since that notice, I haven't received a single job, and no one has come to the store, so you've been contacting me for the past three days, who else can you be! Sister Xiao Yao grabbed my ear, and her pupils stood up.

My eyes widened,! Really, it can still be like this?

"That's it! I told you that you are not cleaning up, and I will slowly adjust you in the future, do you have a mechanical keyboard, and quickly do the things that were promised to be 38, don't you know that the export industry? ”