Chapter 2 Receiving Apprentices (II)
It is... It's just that the world wasn't very bad before the flood disaster, and then Bixiao went to inspect and comfort those little immortals who helped with disaster relief work, you were making waves in the demon world at that time, and then people were alone, empty and lonely at home, and it happened that Fu Xi took Concubine Mi to the house for a few days, and then... Then it was love at first sight. Hongjun looked a little aggrieved.
"And then it was love at first sight, and Zhong went to bed?" I asked him.
"Well, our relationship is like fire and water, just like a monkey in the sky. He nodded sincerely.
If it weren't for the fact that the girl was next to me, I would have wanted to slap him twice on the spot, and I said a little angrily: "If your wife goes out to work, you don't miss it in your heart, and you are still messing around with other women outside?? Good guy, you and other people's Lao Tzu are still living in the same palace, and you may sleep with other people's daughters across a wall, and it is too rare to be able to do something like you in the Six Realms!" "Ahem," I retracted slightly.
Seeing that I didn't continue to get angry, this dick god continued: "I was originally in love with someone else, but I didn't expect that after a while, she actually said that she was pregnant, and insisted on giving birth to the child, I think I am also a man, and I have to take responsibility, and then I support her, it just so happened that Fu Xi's was traveling all over the world at that time, and she and I secretly raised the child to such a big age." ”
"Then the Fuxi clan came back in the past few days, and the child couldn't hide it, so he sent it to you?" I asked.
"Yes, Concubine Mi said to put the child with me, and by the way, she hopes that I will teach the child to cultivate.
I probably thought about why he came to me: "Bixiao is coming back soon, and when she finds out that you have an inexplicable child, but if Fu Xi also knows about it, you will soon be ruined." ”
He looked panicked and said, "I'm just worried about this, that's why I came to you for help." ”
"So how do you want me to help you?" I don't really want to care about this guy's at all, but the Heavenly Machine Mirror and the Heavenly Stone are still up to it.
He adjusted his expression, paused and said, "I want you to help me take care of the child." ”
I almost didn't spray a mouthful of old blood on that face that I really wanted to smoke. "What are you talking about?!"
When he heard me say this, he was anxious, and hurriedly defended: "There is no big trouble, there is no big trouble, you see that she has grown so big, and she is very sensible, and she will not cause you a lot of trouble." Moreover, weren't you a cultivator in the past, teach my child and let her practice with you, and it won't take you too much time, and you won't need it for 200 years. It's done, these two treasures are yours. After speaking, he proudly pointed to the Heavenly Machine Mirror and the Heavenly Stone.
I forcibly suppressed the anger that had not erupted many times, and now I was Mount Vesuvius with magma surging in the mountain pass!" "How old is this kid now?" I said in as calm a tone as I could.
"I'm 17 this year, I've been in the mood for more than two years, and I'm going to be 18 soon, I... "Before he could finish speaking, the great volcano in my heart had already erupted, and I slammed the chestnut on his head with my hand.
"You yourself wander outside every day, you don't want to raise the child yourself, and let me clean up the mess for you, ah?!" I said with another violent slap.
"Didn't you use to be like me, messing with flowers and grass outside every day..."Hongjun wanted to refute me, but his tone was difficult to force.
"At least I didn't make people's stomachs bigger! And I'm just a loose person, you are the God Emperor, you are the boss of the God Realm, brother! After speaking, I added: "I'm afraid I can't help you with this favor, so you better think about how to explain to Bixiao and Old Man Fuxi first." It's not a big problem to take her to practice, but I really can't do it if I ask me to take care of the child. ”
"Ahhh If you want, I'll give you the demon refining pot too, ah no, you can take all the things in the Pantheon and Yuqing Palace. Hongjun's voice was already a little crying.
I was not moved by these at all, and said indifferently: "This is a basket that you poked yourself, and you are responsible for it, and these appliances can't help you." ”
Hearing me do this, probably because he knew that I was determined not to help him. Hongjun immediately put away his crying and aggrieved expression. He said with a serious expression: "Silent Ling, do you remember your promise to me 1,200 years ago?" ”
This time it was my turn to panic, 1200 years ago, at that time I had challenged almost all the masters I could find in the god realm, I only had one draw, and the others were all my wins, at that time I was extremely inflated, and I felt that the position of the god emperor, I would do the same, so I challenged Hongjun, who had just ascended to the throne of God, and I lost (the reason is because this product is thousands of years older than me, and the cultivation time is longer than mine, if I cultivate to his age, I will definitely be much stronger than him!) Although he only defeated me by a small margin, but losing is losing, there is no way, and he shot at the God Emperor, which is a capital crime in the God Realm. However, Hongjun did not execute me, but said: "I let you go, when I need you one day, you can do me a favor!"
At that time, I promised him, I thought that he would come to me to fulfill his promise when the Six Realms were in danger, after all, this was in line with my image of being at ease but worried about the world, but he actually used his promise here.
“.... Remember, what, do you want to use it here? Although it was a bit difficult for him to help this time, after all, it was a promise, and he still had to fulfill it.
"Well, you have to use it, after all, life is at stake, and it's not easy for children, you can help me take her to cultivate, and you can compensate her for me." As he said this, he did have the appearance of a father in his face. Thinking about it this way, this child is indeed quite pitiful, and I can't help but feel soft in my heart when I have such an irresponsible father. "Besides, aren't you going to the human world recently, so let her be your companion, after all... You're about the same age. ”
"Uh" I wasn't happy when he said that, but what he said was also right and wrong. I should have been less than 19 years old when I ascended to immortality, and since then, my body's growth and aging have stopped. So I've always been a teenager, Hongjun looks older than me, not like my father, but no matter how you look at it, he looks like a brother.
"You've been wandering alone since then, and it's not good to be lonely like this for a long time. Hongjun said to me with concern.
I motioned for him to stop: "I don't want to recall anything about her, even you, I'll be sad to bring it up." "Yes, she, the girl I remember, my thousands of years of regret, and now I don't want to think of anything related to her.
"Sorry sorry for saying something superfluous. "He apologized to me rarely.
"So, what's the child's name, and what kind of cultivation is he doing now?" I asked.
"The name that Concubine Mi and I gave her is Junyao. "People in the divine realm can generally only give names, not surnames. "As for cultivation," he said, he shook his head awkwardly, "It's almost time for the Spirit One." ”
I took a sip of wine, and this time it really squirted. The spirit is the lowest level of cultivation in the world, and even if such a person grabs a lot of money in the world, think about it when I am as old as her, I will become an immortal! This is a big gap between the champion of the imperial examination and the sand sculpture who does not know a single big character. "You're not teasing me, she's so old, and how can she say that she is a descendant of two gods, you have to know that this cultivation is not as good as ordinary people in the world. ”
"Of course I know this, so Concubine Mi and I are very anxious, and you are the person who knows the best cultivation I have ever met, so I just happened to help her." Why, I won't be unwilling. Hongjun panicked again.
"I'll do my best to do what I promised, don't you know me about that? But in the end, I can't say how far she can go, and besides, you have to give me everything you promised before. I said, holding my forehead.
Hongjun heard me talk about this, and showed a smile that should be the first time since today. "Don't worry, rest assured, I'm very satisfied to have someone to take care of Yaoyao, and I'll give you the things now." As he spoke, he shoved the two treasures into my hands. "Come, Yaoyao came over to meet the master. ”
When the girl heard this, she trotted over and wanted to kneel down to salute, but I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "This old-fashioned etiquette is avoided." Hearing what I said, the girl raised her head in some confusion and looked at me suspiciously.
Looking at the girl up close, it is really a flower and a moon, and unlike the glamorous and moving fairy goddesses or demon women who have been in contact with before, the girl is like a hibiscus out of the water, with a pure atmosphere, but it faintly reveals a charm, fortunately, I have read countless women, otherwise it is really a little unbearable.
"Come on, come on, call the master. Hongjun echoed on the side.
The girl tilted her head to look at me cutely, then smiled, and then shouted sweetly: "Master~" Like her face, the girl's delicate voice revealed a little temptation.
Hearing this, the master made my whole body tingle. In short, I took over a big burden from Hongjun.
He sent me and Jun Yao to the gate of the Yuqing Palace. looked relieved, and said shamelessly: "Brother Lonely, if you want to have fun in the human world, remember to bring me some special products." ”
Not wanting to pay attention to him as a bastard, I turned around and said to Jun Yao, "Aren't you afraid to leave your father suddenly and go with a strange man." ”
The girl shook her head and said, "Don't be afraid, and Dad said that the master is a very good person, and Yaoyao herself thinks that the master is a very reliable person." ”
Hearing the unexpected compliment, I couldn't help but smile slightly, "In this way, then Yaoyao will follow me to cultivate well." ”
"Well, but Yaoyao has a request, and I hope the master will agree. ”
"Oh, what request?" I was a little surprised.
The girl stretched out her white porcelain-like hand to me and said, "When it's okay, you can hold Yaoyao's hand, otherwise when you go to some places, Yaoyao will... Afraid. ”
I thought it was what kind of request, but it turned out to be like this, I held her little hand, which was warm and soft. "Okay, the master promised you. ”
I took Jun Yao's hand and walked forward, and just like that, I, the strongest in the Six Realms, returned to the human world and started a wonderful adventure with my cute and cute apprentice.