Chapter 1: Receiving Disciples (I)
I, Silent Ling, am the strongest person in the six realms of gods, immortals, humans, demons, demons, and chaos, to be exact, except for the God Emperor who thinks he is the strongest, anyway, he is also a person with more than 100 million people.
In the Six Realms of the East, I once made a big fuss in the Lingxiao Temple, kicking and fighting the Holy Buddha. Wrap your arms around the slender waists of countless beautiful or pretty fairies and water snakes, and linger with them.
I had a good time with the Demon Venerable, and the Demon King had nothing to do and had to invite me to his house for some delicious food. The Chaos Realm has my little villa.
In the Six Realms of the West, I once took Odin's name gungni with my bare hands, ahhhhh When he was fine, he raced horses with Apollo, played with Thor's hammer, played cards with Satan in Hell, and helped him feed Keke (the three-headed dog of hell) or something.
I was so fearless and unstoppable, but today I was stumped by the little girl in front of me. And the culprit who caused all this was smiling shamelessly next to him.
Here's the thing, my bad friend, the last thing I want to make friends with in my life, but the one who has the most iron relationship with me, the god emperor of the god realm today, Hongjun, invited me to the Pantheon as a guest today, and told me that he recently found the Tianji Mirror and the boss A fragment of Nuwa Stone. Although I have no interest in his dinner, I have to say that he really understands my preferences, and has been wandering in the Six Realms for so long, money, power, fame, power, beauty...... Mortals and many gods have longed to get it, I have gotten it, and in the end I have no interest, I remember the last time I did in the god realm was the god face, is the kind of management of the god realm hundred officials, nothing to provide some advice to the god emperor, in fact, things are very easy, if there is a task, just go down, anyway, we don't care, the vacation is long, but I finally resigned, because I actually asked for the corner (equivalent to 10 o'clock now) to arrive at the post, this is too much! I think that no matter what realm you are in, no matter what your identity is, no matter which one you return to in this life, sleeping lazy is the most satisfying thing to do!
Not being able to sleep made me quite unhappy, so I ran away without even quitting my job. The only pleasure I insist on in thousands of years of wandering life is to look for those artifacts and magic weapons lost in the long history of the Six Realms of the East and the West, I have been looking for the Tianji Mirror for more than 300 years, and the Nuwa Stone is even rarer, there are not a few pieces left after the day is mended, Lao Hong actually said that he found an inkstone as big! I was shocked when I heard it, I couldn't resist his temptation, I could only obey my heart
and went to his banquet.
When I was in the world, I knew that greed is not advisable, and sure enough, many proverbs circulated in the world are the crystallization of the wisdom of the wise. At this banquet, Hongjun really didn't have a good heart.
This banquet was not set up in the Pantheon, but in his small villa, Yuqing Palace.
As soon as I arrived at Yuqing Palace, I saw a man who was more than eight feet tall, with a lofty spirit, black eyebrows and sword eyes, his long silver-gray hair flowing in the wind, and his expression seemed to be as loving and sad as pity for the people in the world. But he's a serious sanctimonious guy! Actually, I think he's probably just afraid I'm not coming!
No, as soon as I came, he immediately greeted him with a hippie smile, and he had completely lost the breath of the fairy wind bones just now. "Oh, hey, Brother Lonely, you're finally here, if you don't come again, the food will be cold immediately. "I jumped down from Chixiao angrily, by the way, Chixiao is a famous sword that can be ranked in the top ten in the three realms of the East, known as the sword of the emperor, after all, it can be ranked third in the human world, although I also have better swords, such as the sword of benevolence Zhanlu, but Chixiao is more beautiful, decorated with colorful beads and Jiuhua jade, very beautiful, not to mention that we can fly when stepping on the air, but the sword is a habit that has been developed for thousands of years since the time of the world.
I put away the sword and followed him into the hall, oh, it was still so magnificent, the furniture and tableware and dishes made of Kunlun jade, the screen carved by purple coral in the East China Sea, the delicacies of the table mountain, what phoenix wings, Pixiu horns, dragon wing soup, he also knew that I didn't like to eat these strange beasts, and specially prepared common dishes such as pig's trotters and roast duck. He had prepared all the food for me beforehand.
I looked around, but I didn't see the Tianji Mirror and the Nuwa Stone, so I sat down and ate two bites casually and asked him, "Hongjun, where is the artifact that I said?"
I saw him smile and said, "Eat first, eat first, you're hungry when you fly all the way, come and drink some wine." As he spoke, he poured Qiongyu liquid into the emerald green wine glass in front of me, this is one of the finest wines in the divine realm, usually he is so buttoned, but today he actually took out all the high-end liquor so boldly, which made me feel a little suspicious of his motives.
"How are you doing lately? Look at you going out and out every day. Hongjun asked.
"It's okay, it's not fun, but it's not a burden, it's good. I answered truthfully.
"So, you've been pretty busy lately, have you?" he asked suddenly.
I sensed that something was wrong, but I told the truth, "Yes, but I'm also an idle person in the Six Realms." What's wrong?"
"It's okay, it's okay, I want to say that if you're free, you can come back and be an official, except for me, the position of the god emperor, you can choose the rest, whether it's vacant or not, even if there is someone, no matter how bullish he is or which relatives he is, I will give him it." Hongjun hurriedly changed the subject.
I replied lightly, "Come on, it's not like you don't know, I'm not interested in the tricks of power in the divine court at all, and I was like this when I was in the human world." β
"Okay, guess you're still going to say that. After that, I touched a few glasses with him, and then he suddenly said, "Wait for me." Then he ran behind the screen and got something.
"Hey, these two things are really not trivial. He held one in each hand, and what he was holding was the purpose of my trip.
"I'll go, it's really genuine!" I couldn't help but hand over my voice, I have been playing with these antiques for thousands of years, and I can tell if they are real or fake, so let's not talk about the mirror. The seven-colored luster in his right hand, the light flowing, it seemed to melt soft, but it was actually extremely hard, and there was no doubt that it was a mending stone.
I hurriedly took the two treasures from his hands, and felt the rounded touch of the mending stone with my hands. Then I looked at the Heavenly Machine Mirror, which was a bronze mirror, the mirror surface was a little blurry, and I injected spiritual power into it, and the whole mirror body suddenly flashed with complex patterns. The mirror became clear, and the historical evolution of the Six Realms for thousands of years emerged on it. This made me overjoyed and couldn't help but smile.
"Hehe, brother, these two treasures are not bad. Hongjun saw that I was full of interest and said with a smile. But as soon as he got his hands on it, he touched the two artifacts back.
"Well, it's all real guys!" I exclaimed.
"Yes, these two treasures have taken a lot of effort to find them, and I will have to cherish them in the future. He said as if to hang my appetite.
I sighed slightly, "Say, what do you want me to do for you?" "I had expected him to tempt me with these two treasures and let me do something for him.
Who knew that he said, "Eh, what is the relationship between the two of us, I just want to take out the good treasure I got for you to see" He said and paused, "But if Brother Lonely Ling is extremely desired, I can't consider transferring." β
I listened to my heart and sighed, I'm afraid this thing is not easy, originally he never did anything simple to find me, the last time he looked for me was because the Baqi snake ran to the fairy world inexplicably, the god world can fight all on a business trip, the remaining ninety or ninety percent of the people are not with that big bug, Hongjun is afraid that he can't beat the shame, so he has to ask me to go.
But that time, as soon as I stabbed his little trick, he was so happy, shouting something like "Brother Lonely Ling is really a confidant" or something. This time, he actually twisted and pinched, making me believe that he and I might as well learn to be polite than believe that Taihang Mountain sank into the North Sea!
"Tell me, what's the matter, if it's really a big crisis, even if you don't give me these two artifacts, I'll do my best to help. "I'm a little worried about whether something really happened that endangered the Six Realms.
But it turns out that I'm worried that he might as well feed the big water dragons in the East China Sea with my worries!
When Hongjun heard me say this, he immediately smiled. "Brother Lonely Ling is really my best friend! Yaoyao, come out. β
As soon as he finished speaking, a girl slowly stepped out from behind the screen.
It was a girl like a hibiscus out of the water, with long silver hair that reached to her waist, and a smooth forehead covered with slightly playful bangs. The bridge of the nose is slender and high, the skin is as transparent and snow-white as mutton fat jade, the girl is estimated to have just become an adult, with some immature breath on her cheeks, but a pair of Danfeng eyes are full of charming, and a cherry mouth is delicate. The girl walked out of the screen, trotted behind Hongjun, glanced at me quietly with a pair of big eyes, and then looked away shyly in an instant.
But I don't have the heart to appreciate beauty at all!"Are you messing with flowers and grass outside again? You have been married for more than 700 years and still can't get rid of this romantic habit, and it is too much to attack such a young girl!" I angrily scolded Hongjun.
In addition to the human world, the other five realms all know that the God Emperor Hongjun is a well-known wanderer, but he was like this before he ascended the throne, and I myself have indulged in lustful dogs and horses, but it is definitely not as excessive as him.
Seeing that I was quite dissatisfied, he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Brother Lonely Ling, Brother Lonely Ling, things are not what you think." β
"What else could that be?" I asked him angrily.
He walked up to me and whispered in my ear, but what he said next scared me so much that I wanted to worship my ancestors, who had been buried in the soil for thousands of years.
"Actually, it's my daughter. He whispered. "Ahh Ahh
"Shhhh He motioned for me to whisper, not to scare the girl next to me.
I have a lot of contact with him, as well as his wife, and now the queen of God, Bixiao, I haven't heard that his wife is pregnant, but now a girl has appeared, and she has grown so big!
"You explain to me clearly, what's going on, this isn't Bixiao's child. Although Bixiao is also a big beauty, there is no resemblance between her eyebrows and the girl in front of her.
"This kid is really not Bixiao's. The child isβ" He bowed his head like a child who had confessed his mistake.
"So who's the child?" I asked, watching him slurr.
"It's... Concubine Mi's.." Under my questioning, he finally finished speaking.
Now I am really speechless, Concubine Mi, she is known as Luo Shen in the world, she can be said to be the most beautiful and moving goddess in the god world, in addition to the human world, her suitors in the other five realms are estimated to be able to circle the five mountains, I can't imagine that this product actually picked such a famous flower. But I don't have the slightest envy. If you are a little smarter, you will consider a question, why Concubine Mi has so many suitors, but she has not married yet, the reason is that her father, the biggest old stubborn in the god world, Fu Xi. He felt that his son-in-law should be able to hold up the position of the Lord of the Six Realms, and he had to love his daughter. In fact, with the identity of Hongjun God Emperor, there is no problem in pursuing her. But the key is that this dick god had a hot fight with Bixiao 700 years ago, and then quickly got married.
In order to boast of their noble sentiments, the guys in the divine realm and the fairy realm have an unwritten rule, that is, they cannot take concubines like the human world, but can only marry one wife.
If the old man of the Fuxi clan knew that Hongjun moved his daughter and gave birth to a girl who grew so big, and he somehow became a grandfather, he would definitely pick up his guqin that had been dusted for many years, play the Nine Heavens Town Requiem in Hongjun's ears day and night, and then slam the piano on Hongjun's hippie smiling face! In fact, in terms of strength alone, if Hongjun starts a fire, I may not be able to retreat with my whole body, and the Fuxi clan can't compete with him, but the Fuxi clan has made great contributions to the development of the Six Realms, and is deeply respected, if Hongjun does something to him, even if he is the god emperor, he will inevitably be spurned, and the guys in the god realm are so good-looking.
According to Hongjun, before marriage, when he and Bixiao were two people, Bixiao was quite a bird, and after marriage, she became a tigress, and Hongjun's obedience was obedient, if she knew, she would definitely cry and sue the whole Five Realms, no, with this woman's practice, it must be all the Six Realms! Even the human world will spread the "glorious deeds" of the current God Emperor. In this way, no matter how strong Hongjun is, I am afraid that the Six Realms will not have a place for him.
"When did you and Concubine Mi get together?" I reluctantly understood the situation first.