150 hilarious commissions

It's always a busy time when school starts. The mustache didn't bother me either, and he hadn't called me for more than two weeks, and he hadn't even come to me for a simple job to do. However, I was not in a hurry. Because the hosta gate stipulates that the mustache must complete the entrusted task at least twice a month, he hasn't done it once this month!

Sure enough, with righteous thoughts, the mustache's call came.

"Did you miss me?" He laughed.

"Get out!" I was tired of his routine teasing. If the mustache doesn't look for a wife because he is a serious and honest monk, I can understand it. But he's a flamboyant, flamboyant guy, which makes me have to doubt his "sexual orientation". Maybe his identity as a Taoist priest is just a cover-up?

"I'm thinking about your money!" I was very straightforward about my purpose, and I didn't have to save face for him.

"That's right!" The mustache smiled, "I just grabbed a task with a big bonus, are you interested?" ”

"Nonsense! Tell me, where are we going to meet tonight? "As soon as I heard that there was money to be made, I naturally couldn't wait.

"Why don't you ask what kind of commission it is?"

"As long as it's not a commission like Taolian Village!"

The mustache still smiled "hehe" and said, "That's not it." However, I think this commission is a bit hilarious! ”

"Funny?" I was stunned, the commissions we took before were harmful, scary, and tricksters, and there were ghosts who were specifically responsible for being funny?

"It's not a ghost funny, it's a human funny!" The mustache seemed to know what I was thinking, and explained, "The client said that he hit a ghost on the same road on his motorcycle twice in a row, and wanted to ask us to investigate. ”

"Hit a ghost on a bike?" At first glance, I also felt a little inexplicable, "Is he afraid that the ghost will be killed again, and then go to the underworld to sue him for a hit-and-run?" Or do you suspect that the ghost caused him to crash the car, and want to find the ghost to claim compensation? ”

"Haha! He didn't say that he crashed, that he hit the ghost on the road, and wanted us to go over and have a look. The mustache listened to my question interestingly, and couldn't help laughing, haha laughed, "The specific situation is only to find the client, and then ask clearly." ”

"What's the bonus?" I asked.

"Five thousand!"

Not bad. Regardless of whether this client is brain-dead or not, as long as we can afford to pay him, we don't mind going over to play with him.

The meeting place with the client was in a car dealership. That night, Mustache and I went over to meet each other. To my surprise, the client was younger than me, probably not yet eighteen!

His name is Schuch, and he heard him say that he changed his name himself, and it is obvious that it is the name of Schumacher, the king of cars. However, Schumacher drives a Formula 1 car, and Schuch now flies a Ducati motorcycle.

"Hey! How much does it cost to buy this car? The mustache looked back and forth at Schuh's motorcycle with interest, looking here and there, and sat down, unscrewing the accelerator a few times.

Shu He looked at him with some disgust and replied, "Three hundred thousand! ”

"Wow! That's worth the money of a coupe! The mustache shouted again in fuss. I was also a little surprised, Shu He could afford such a motorcycle at such a young age, he must be a rich second generation. No wonder for such an inexplicable little thing, he is also willing to give a reward of 5,000 yuan, and his feelings are that he doesn't know that money is hard to earn! Looking back at myself, alas, there is no harm in comparison!

"How many cylinders is this engine?" The mustache began to ask around again.

"WATER-COOLED V-FOUR-CYLINDER, FOUR-STROKE NATURALLY ASPIRATED ENGINE WITH A DISPLACEMENT OF 1,100 CC, ACCELERATES TO 100 KM/H IN 2.8 SECONDS, HAS A TOP SPEED OF 290 MPH, AND A MAXIMUM HORSEPOWER OF 210 HP......"

Shu He read out a long list of configuration parameters smoothly. After reading it, he finally asked, "Can we talk about business?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! It's time to get down to business! The mustache finally got off the motorcycle, straightened his clothes, and tried to pretend to be professional and serious.

"Let's talk about your situation first." I asked, "Are you a professional race car driver?" ”

Shu He smiled narrowly and asked me, "Do you think I look like me?" ”

"You say it's like!" The mustache patted Shu He's shoulder with some flattery, and said, "You young people like to seek thrills, I know what you mean!" ”

Shu He made an indifferent expression and said, "Actually, it doesn't matter if you say it." To be honest, I bought this car to go out racing, and occasionally participate in some underground car races. Of course, not the kind for money. ”

"Is this kind of competition dangerous?" I asked him.

Shu He shrugged his shoulders again and said, "It's not dangerous, it's not exciting, right?" ”

"What about the ghost hit? Did you crash into it while racing? ”

"That's right." Schuh nodded and confessed: "In our circle, there are several tracks that are often run. One of them is between the Ring Expressway and Yangshan Avenue, the whole journey is about 32 kilometers, and the starting and ending points are set at the Yangshan Avenue Quarry Section. The last two times I've run, I've hit ...... on this track Well, unidentified objects, let's put it that way! ”

"What kind of unidentified object?"

"Look here." Schuh patted the front of his motorcycle and pointed it to us. A mobile phone holder is installed at the front of the car. "Every time we drag race, we use our mobile phones to broadcast the race live, so that those who stay at the finish line can watch it in real time."

Shu He took out his phone again and opened a video to show us. "Here's the video from last Friday's game. I watched the replay a few more times yesterday, and I could see a very strange shadow about 20 seconds before I crossed the finish line. ”

The mustache and I both leaned over to look at it carefully. The sound in the video is very noisy, and the noise of the high-powered engine overrides all background sounds. In the picture, only half of Schuh's motorcycle can be seen, and another car disappears to the left. At the beginning, Schuh was in a backward position, but gradually caught up.

In order to save time, Schuh jumped the video directly to the section before the sprint. But the first time he played at his normal speed, we could only see the front of the car suddenly shake violently, and then Schuh fell behind, and then both cars crossed the finish line.

Shu He said: "I'll set the playback speed to the slowest speed, you can watch it again." In addition, I also took a screenshot. ”