Chapter 303: Eat Me a Thomas Roundhouse Kick!

The fact that Zifeng Daoist thought that he had a fairy Ying and was not in the ranks of single dogs, and stabbed Wang Fan and Mr. Liu's hearts fiercely.

Wang Fan is okay, after all, he is a monk, and Wang Fan's biggest dream now is to call ten nurses to dance the Pure Land of Bliss to show him, so he is not very interested in this kind of thing.

But Mr. Liu is different, every time he finally swallows the dog food and wipes the dog food on his face, the Zifeng Taoist priest will take a handful of dog food and slap it on Mr. Liu's face again.

"Show! Just keep showing! Keep spreading dog food! Sooner or later, you'll be beaten to death! Mr. Liu said hatefully.

"Let people be killed!?" Daoist Zifeng snorted disdainfully and said, "My baby Ying will protect me!"

"My Niusi, this dog abuses ......," Mr. Liu scolded. ("▼Dish▼")

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(That aside, the prototype of the Zifeng Taoist is an uncle who I am in reality.) There is not much difference in actual age, because of the seniority, he is my uncle, and in reality he is also at the level of mouth cannon and poisonous tongue, to be honest, he doesn't dub to death, it's a pity that he has a mouth cannon kung fu. )

(And Ying Fairy is my uncle's wife, that is, my aunt, I said in the WeChat group that day that I wanted to write a chapter, when my uncle was beaten into the hospital by my aunt, my aunt actually agreed without hesitation!) (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!! Then, when I conceived of Fairy Ying protecting Zifeng Daoist, my aunt said that I don't protect it! ∑(￣□￣; And then I said, "Let him be stabbed to death?" My aunt said categorically, yes! ）

(Having said so much, I actually want to tell you that the skill of mouth cannon, if you scare outsiders, it's okay, don't scold your wife, otherwise your wife will not only break your arms, but when you are stabbed, your wife will watch coldly from the sidelines, indifferently watching you being stabbed!) ）

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When Mr. Liu was wiping the dog food that the quilt Feng Daoist slapped on his face, the door of the ward was slowly opened.

"Huh!?" Mr. Liu wiped the dog food from his face and turned his head to look at the door of the ward.

I saw two people, a man and a woman, walking through the door of the ward.

When Mr. Liu was about to speak, Wang Fan spoke first.

"Hey, hey, hey! You came in with a swagger like this, so as not to take our Mr. Liu too seriously! ”

Wang Fan saw that there were two people coming, and he was still mummified now, and he couldn't move his hands and feet, so he didn't hesitate to push Mr. Liu's shield out.

A proper loss of friends!

Mr. Liu first rolled his eyes at Wang Fan, then withdrew his eyes and said to the two people, "Is there something wrong?"

"It's nothing...... the man said, "We just want the life of the man named Zifeng behind you!"

"So I advise you to get out of the way!" The woman spoke.

Mr. Liu stood indifferently, pointed at Daoist Zifeng, and said lightly: "Take his life!?" Aren't you afraid that the people of Maoshan will settle accounts with you? ”

"Hahaha...... Fear!? The man laughed and said, "If we were afraid, we wouldn't have come."

"That's right, starve the cowardly to death!" Mr. Liu wiped his chin and said.

"Our goal is only him, you step aside, we will not embarrass you!" The man's Adam's apple moved, and then he spoke.

"I still have a question!" Mr. Liu stretched out a finger and asked, "Did you create the illusion just now?"

The corners of the man's mouth curled slightly, and when he was about to answer, the woman spoke first.

"What nonsense to talk to him, kill him quickly, and then take the life of the candidate for the head of that Maoshan Mountain!" The woman said murderously.

The woman's words obviously angered the Zifeng Daoist.

I saw Daoist Zifeng staring at the two people, and said with cold eyes: "Take my life...... What a big breath, if Lao Tzu's arms are not broken, with your kind of goods, even if there are ten, you will die! ”

"Is it that my Zifeng can't lift the knife, or is your group of cults floating?" Daoist Zifeng continued to speak.

"Humph! You're ready to go! The woman snorted coldly and said disdainfully.

"Really!?" Daoist Zifeng said softly.

With a force on his waist, he kicked his legs, bounced off the bed, jumped off the bed, and put on his slippers. looked at the woman very provocatively, and said: "Come on, come on, Lao Tzu can put you down with just a pair of legs, let me teach you how to be a person today!"

"You ......" The woman pointed at the Zifeng Daoist and was speechless for a while.

"! You can move! Mr. Liu saw Zifeng Daoist jump up from the bed and directly uttered a foul word.

"Who are you!" Daoist Zifeng rolled his eyes and said, "You Uncle Feng and I, my arms are broken and my legs are broken, and I can't move because of Mao!" Fool, you! ”

After that, Daoist Zifeng raised his legs and performed a few gorgeous leg skills in the air, and then looked at the woman provocatively and arrogantly.

"Then when you were fighting the lonely ghost before Mao, didn't you get up to help me?" Mr. Liu complained not poorly.

"You didn't ask me for help, how do I know you need help." Zifeng Daoist said with a look in his eyes.

"Does this thing need to be spoken? Don't you have a little pressure in your heart? Mr. Liu complained deeply.

"You didn't ask for help yourself, now blame me! What do you use when you have a mouth? Zifeng Daoist's poisonous tongue directly slammed into the past.

"I ...... Good! Then if you don't help, forget it, then you want to beat me up for Mao to beat the lonely soul and the wild ghost with his mouth? Mr. Liu said unhappily: "Don't say anything to increase my fighting spirit."

"That'......" Daoist Zifeng smiled and said, "I'm just bored, I just want to scare you!" Do you have any comments? ”

"Okay! You're ruthless! Mr. Liu raised a middle finger and threw it over. (งǒ菜ǒ) convex

"Are you finished?" The woman said coldly, "When we don't exist!"

When Daoist Zifeng heard this, he turned his head to look at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, scumbags like you, Lao Tzu really hasn't taken you seriously."

Daoist Zifeng's tone was full of arrogance and disdain.

"Good!" The woman stared coldly at Daoist Zifeng, and said to the man on the side: "You stop that person, this candidate for the head of Maoshan will be handed over to me, and I will kill him with my own hands."

After that, the woman didn't care whether the man agreed or not, and rushed directly towards the Zifeng Daoist.

Zifeng Daoist looked at it expressionlessly, and the woman who pounced on her waist directly turned her waist and toes, and her body spun directly, and she shouted in her mouth: "Eat my Thomas roundhouse kick!"

Wang Fan looked at the Zifeng Taoist who threw his thighs with great envy, and secretly thought in his heart: "Before I was injured, I was so jubilant, and the result was ......."