Chapter 302: Knowing

Chapter 302: Knowing

Yan Bo, Fairy Ying and Xiaoya walked to the elevator with a smile and walked in without hesitation.

Because of the thug Ying Fairy, Yan Bo is not false at all.

What are you afraid of, Fairy Ying is here, one person singles out the existence of six people, who dares to come up without opening his eyes, Fairy Ying teaches him to be a man in minutes.

Fairy Ying and his party headed towards the tenth floor in the elevator.

On the side of the Zifeng Daoist, the time moved forward a little......

Daoist Zifeng roared and woke up Mr. Liu, who had fallen into a fantasy realm, and sneered at Mr. Liu, with a poisonous tongue and mouth cannon, if it was just one, it would be okay, the problem was two.

Mr. Liu, who was scolded by Wang Fan and Zifeng Daoist, had the urge to cover these two people to death every minute.

Mr. Liu sat on the hospital bed, stroking the pain on his body, although Mr. Liu was freed from the illusion and the wound on his body disappeared, but the pain was still real, as if it had really happened.

"Can you stop kneading?" Daoist Zifeng shook his head and said.

"It hurts~~~," Mr. Liu said baba.

"A big man is afraid of pain!" Daoist Zifeng said angrily.

"I'm rubbing! You don't have a backache when you talk! Mr. Liu looked at Zifeng Daoist and complained: "Who! was discounted by Fairy Ying's two arms, and he fainted directly in pain. ”

"Discount two arms!?" Daoist Zifeng said suspiciously: "Are you talking about the time in Baihua Mountain?" That's a break! ”

"Lie down! How can you say such a thing so lightly! How proud can I say it! Mr. Liu put up a big finger and praised: "You are really a ruthless person!" No, you're a werewolf, admire it! ”

"Stop teasing me and answer my questions!" After scolding, Daoist Zifeng said, "Didn't Baihua Mountain just break an arm? How did it become two? ”

"Because, I'm talking about this time!" Mr. Liu said indifferently.

"Huh!?" Daoist Zifeng frowned and said, "Didn't I say that I was interrupted to protect Ying Baobao from being bullied by a group of hooligans?"

"I ........." Mr. Liu didn't even bother to vomit.

"Say! What the hell is going on! Zifeng Daoist said eagerly.

Mr. Liu squeezed his face, scratched his head, and said helplessly: "I'll ask you a question first!" What version have you heard? ”

"Huh!?" Daoist Zifeng was stunned for a moment and then said, "That's what I just said...... Folded wings for love! ”

"I'll ......," Mr. Liu almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.

"Fairy Ying needs your protection? If someone who doesn't open her eyes comes up to tease her, a hundred people are not enough to beat Fairy Ying. Mr. Liu rolled his eyes and said.

"Oh~~~," Daoist Zifeng said thoughtfully.

"It turns out that my arm is discounted by Ying Baobao!" Daoist Zifeng suddenly said: "No wonder, there is a familiar feeling. My baby's ability to fold his arms has deepened again! It's painless! ”

Mr. Liu: ...... ∑( ̄□ ̄; )

Is this the reaction you should have when you know that your arm has been discounted? Could it be that my outlook on life is wrong? Or was Uncle Feng beaten stupid? That's not right! Fairy Ying hasn't slapped Uncle Feng's head with a brick! Mr. Liu's heart was full of doubts.

"That's right!" Daoist Zifeng suddenly came back to his senses and said, "Ying Baobao wants to break my arm for Mao?"

"Heh......" Mr. Liu smiled contemptuously and said, "You really don't remember?"

"You cow temple!" Daoist Zifeng looked at Mr. Liu and said, "I know I'm going to ask you?"

"Alas......" After Mr. Liu sighed, he said earnestly: "I advise you not to know!" After all, ignorance is bliss! ”

"Less! Tell me quickly! Zifeng Daoist said with a hideous face.

Mr. Liu saw that Daoist Zifeng insisted on listening to the origin of the matter.

In desperation, Mr. Liu had no choice but to tell Daoist Zifeng about what happened that night!

"That night, you were talking and laughing with Fairy Ying at first, but later because you drank too much wine, the alcohol rushed to the brain, and the wine was bold and began to hold Fairy Ying's hand, and then little by little you began to move on Fairy Ying. That's it, you actually wanted to kiss Fairy Ying later, but you were pressed to the ground by Fairy Ying. This is not the end, you were pressed to the ground by Fairy Ying, your hands and feet were not honest, and you actually dared to attack the place where Fairy Ying was attacked, and in the end you were broken by Fairy Ying and sent to the hospital! Mr. Liu spread his hands and said.

"I see!" Daoist Zifeng nodded, but there was not the slightest pain on his face, and there was no trace of decay in his tone.

"Uncle Feng, don't you have anything to say?" Mr. Liu saw that Daoist Zifeng only spit out four words, and asked curiously.

"En........." After pondering for a while, Daoist Zifeng nodded and replied, "Yes!"

"What a shame!" Zifeng Daoist said such a sentence.

"Huh!?" Mr. Liu was puzzled for a moment, and asked, "It's a pity?" Uncle Feng, are you sure you didn't use the wrong word? ”

"It's a pity that I didn't kiss Ying Baobao!" Daoist Zifeng looked at the ceiling and said with an unwilling face: "If you can kiss Ying Baobao, let alone break my two arms, even if you break my two thighs, I will also earn it!" And it's blood-earned! Daoist Zifeng said regretfully: "If only I had drunk more wine at that time, maybe I would have kissed Ying Bao a long time ago." It's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity! ”

Mr. Liu: (*゚ロ゚)!!

“……… Uncle Feng, are you sure you don't have masochistic tendencies? Mr. Liu complained deeply.

"You're a single dog, you know a fart!" Zifeng Daoist said directly and sprayed over.

"I ......" Mr. Liu twitched the corners of his mouth, but still did not speak.

"Nuwei, I really owe you in my last life, and the second generation of the mine is not appropriate, why do you have to go to manage the office, not only to pay for you people, but also to be attacked by your poisonous tongue and mouth cannon, not only that, but also to be stuffed with dog food! Is my cow temple really a ...... of evil in my previous life" (#'dish ́) < angry !!

Mr. Liu's heart is full of all kinds of alpaca runs and MMPs! And the Zifeng Taoist priest is still precipitated in remorse......

At this time, Wang Fan, who had not spoken for a long time on the side, suddenly said to Mr. Liu: "Don't be bitter, don't you know that men in love have zero IQs?"

"Besides, Uncle Feng is usually not very smart, and his IQ is obviously negative now!" Wang Fan continued.

After hearing this, Mr. Liu sighed deeply, "Alas......" obviously accepted his fate. ε=( ́ο'*)))) Alas

"Humph!" Daoist Zifeng snorted heavily, turned his head, and said, "Two single dogs, just be sarcastic!" No matter what you say, it can't change the fact that you don't have a female ticket! You guys are so pathetic! ”