"Did I get the second pot head I wanted?"

The corpse suddenly spoke. I was stunned for a moment, isn't he dead yet?

"Hey, boy! I'm asking you! ”

Only then did I see clearly that it was a ghost attached to my body, with the same appearance, the same size, the same sleeping position, but the mouth moved. The cold air coming out of the freezer is very thick, like fog, and you can't really see it if you don't look closely.

"It's delivered! It's delivered! I hurriedly lifted the bag and pulled out a bottle of Erguotou to show him. As soon as the ghost saw the wine, he came to his senses, sat up from the corpse, and then smiled at me, "Boy, you are very bold! ”

I laughed and said, "Okay!" Not bad! Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to come here to deliver takeaways. I handed him the takeaway, and he only took the bottle of wine, unscrewed the cap, and took a few sips of it. I had no choice but to stand and watch him drink.

The ghost in the freezer poured half a bottle of Erguotou in one go, and then he was comfortable, and he burped. He reached over and took the takeaway, placing it next to the head of his body in the freezer. He opened the fast food box, grabbed a fried leech directly with his hand and threw it into his mouth, chewed it "crunch", and took another sip of wine.

"Thank you, boss, it's two trillion in total!" I said to him politely.

The ghost threw a big leech into his mouth again, and then took another sip of wine, but said, "It's too boring for me to drink as a 'person', you can stay and drink two glasses with me!" ”

I smiled bitterly: "Boss, you are joking, where do I have that kind of idle time." I've collected the money here and I'm going back to deliver other takeaways! Thank you! ”

When the ghost heard this, he finally began to take paper money out. He had no clothes on him, so he reached under his corpse and pulled it out, one bundle at a time, and another bundle at another, all of which were hundreds of millions of dollars. I took off my backpack and tried to get him to throw the paper money into it, but the ghost threw it on the ground.

I frowned, a little upset. Even if you're a regular guest, you can't be so humiliating, right?

The ghost didn't stop, he kept throwing it away, and the more he lost it, the more he lost it, and the paper money got higher and higher. In the end, the pile of paper money had reached a height of more than a meter. He got up from the corpse, stepped over, and sat down directly on the pile of money. Because he wasn't wearing a shroud yet, he was still naked, so I had to stop looking.

"Do you want to come? Just drink two drinks with me, and there is a tip! The ghost smirked.

The horse stool was right. This newly dead ghost is rich, and he is willful! I looked at the pile of dark coins and thought, "Okay, paper money is also money, and it would be nice if it could be exchanged for yuan." Anyway, he has a lot of money, so if he doesn't take it for nothing, he just has two glasses of wine! ”

So, I said to him, "Yes! I'll just have two toasts with you! ”

I took out a disposable plastic mug from the takeout bag, opened another bottle of Erguotou, and poured myself a full cup. I picked up the cup and took a sip with my eyes closed, it was so spicy!

"Huh! Not bad! Interesting! Interesting! The ghost clapped and laughed. He grabbed the wine bottle and drank it directly, and drank the remaining small half bottle of Erguotou in one go, this amount of wine is really good!

The ghost grabbed another handful of fried leeches, handed it to me, and said, "This one tastes good, why don't you have one too?" ”

I didn't say anything polite to him, so I picked one up and threw it in my mouth and chewed it. Well, it tastes good! This leech looks disgusting and scary, but isn't it actually protein? After the fresh leeches are fried, they are crispy and delicious, full of nutrients! It's perfect for sake!

When the ghost saw that I dared to eat leeches, he was even happier and laughed: "You kid has a future!" He's a drunkard! In the future, you must come to drink with me often! ”

I took a few more sips of wine with him and started talking. I asked him, "Big brother, it seems that you must have been a good drinker when you were alive." But you're not very old, and your family should be good, so why is it gone? ”

"Hehe, I'm just drinking to death!" The ghost was not annoyed or sad, continued to drink heartlessly, and said to me with a smile: "Two days ago, I finally made a big deal. As soon as I was happy, I drank too much! It's okay to drink too much, but I don't know what's going on, but my heart went on strike that day, so didn't I hang up! ”

I smiled wryly, "What about you...... Don't regret it? ”

"Oops! What do you regret? The drunken ghost said nonchalantly, "I don't have any hobbies, I just like to drink!" Let me tell you, no matter how much money you make, it is just a piece of paper at home, and it is just a line of numbers in the bank! Therefore, people should be happy in time and don't be too wronged by themselves! When you can, you have to drink more, and you are not afraid to drink to death! Look at me now, I can drink as many bottles as I want, no one will stop me anymore, and I'm very happy to be a ghost! ”

For his theory, I can only smile bitterly and be speechless. In fact, his mentality is not bad, at least it is much better than those grieving and complaining ghosts.

I chatted with him for a while, and guessed a few punches, but he didn't think I could do the drinking order, so I just played a few punches. Soon, the two glasses of wine I had said were gone. I felt a little dizzy, but not drunk. I said to the drunken ghost, "Big brother, I've finished drinking two glasses." If I drink again, I won't be able to ride a bike, and if I am caught by the boss, my salary will be deducted! ”

"Okay!" The drunken ghost said generously, "I won't force you anymore." How much did you just say this takeaway? ”

"That's two trillion in total! Eldest brother. ”

The drunken ghost didn't bother to count, and directly kicked with his foot, knocking down a small pile of paper money under his buttocks. He asked me, "Is that enough?" ”

"Enough! That's enough! "I don't have to count to know enough. A bundle of paper money is generally a thousand, a bundle is 10,000, and two bundles are enough to pay for takeaways, and there are at least seven or eight bundles in that small pile of paper money!

I put away the paper money and went to say goodbye to the drunken ghost, who was drinking with his own corpse.

"It's not enough to drink with others, so it's better to drink with myself!" The drunken ghost muttered. He took a sip of his own, then broke open the mouth of his own corpse and poured the wine into it.

I stammered my tongue and said to myself, "Drink with yourself?" This brother is really a talent! ”

I came out of the freezer, and it was dark again. I still groped in the faint light of my phone screen, and walked out in the direction I was coming from. However, it is also strange to say, there is no one on duty in this funeral parlor and morgue, so he is not afraid that others will come to steal the body?

This is no joke. Now the source of corpses is very tense, and medical laboratories, dissection rooms, human organ traffickers, including some Gu descenters who engage in crooked ways will come to fight this kind of idea.

I was fumbling in the corridor of the morgue when suddenly the hallway lights came on! My eyes were used to the darkness, and I couldn't adapt to the light when I saw it, so I had to close my eyes and cover the light source with my hands. I thought to myself, "It's broken, has someone found out?" How can this be explained? ”

"Wow!"

A man on the other side shouted. I barely opened my eyes to see a young man wearing a baseball cap and carrying a plastic bag and two bottles of wine.

"What are you doing here? I'm scared to death! The man grumbled, patting his chest all the time, looking terrified.

I looked at what he was holding and tentatively replied, "I'll come...... Food delivery? ”

"Damn, you'll deliver takeaways! Why don't you come in and turn on the lights? The man scolded, "I'm here to deliver food too!" ”

I said, "I'm new here, I don't know the rules here, I think I can't turn on the lights." ”

"What's not to do?" The takeaway brother huffed angrily, "Here, ghosts are scary and can't scare people to death, people are scary people are scared to death, you know?" ”

"Got it! Got it! I'm so sorry! I quickly apologized.

"I don't know if you're stupid, or if you're really bold enough to do that? A person who comes into the morgue doesn't turn on the lights! This colleague ran past me, muttering all the time. Looking at the wine he was carrying, it was probably the takeaway ordered by the drunken ghost brother.

Back at the stall, I poured all the paper money I had collected on Boss Lin's cash register. I said, "The old customer gave me some extra tips, and the boss asked me to write it down." ”

Lin Dachopsticks tapped it with his hand, a total of 8.2 trillion coins. The horse stool next to him was about to pop out his eyes, and he was so envious that he died. He said angrily: "Just go on this trip, and the tip will get six trillion?" Oops, I knew I was going! ”

Boss Lin was not uncommon, but he stretched out his nose and sniffed at me. He asked, "Have you drunk?" ”

I thought to myself that I was in trouble, and he smelled the wine. But it's useless for me to deny it, and I can't hide the smell of alcohol all over my body now! So, I simply admitted it.

"The old guest let you drink?" Boss Lin asked again.

I nodded yes.

"Just because you drank with him, he gave you so much tips?"

Boss Lin is really an old fritter, and he guessed it right at a glance! I just continued to nod yes. I was suddenly a little worried, after all, it was still during working hours, I was secretly drinking, he wouldn't just fire me, right? If that's the case, I'll die, and I've only been here for two days!

Fortunately, Boss Lin thought about it and said to me: "The guest's request must be satisfied, I don't blame you for this." However, if you drink so much, it will definitely affect your work. Well, I'll give you half of the tip, and you don't agree? ”

That, of course, agreed! I nodded yes busily. Do the math, even if he fined me half of the tip, the rest would still be converted into RMB for about 300 yuan. Hey, that drunken big brother is really generous!