Chapter 111: Visiting the Underworld (1)
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"You're kidding me for not being good-looking, are you?" Niu Tou Ma Mian asked directly and angrily.
Seeing that Niu Tou Ma Mian was angry, Huang Dou hurriedly explained: "No, big brother, your appearance is not bad, but it is a little different!" ”
"What? My appearance is ranked among the top three in our dungeon in terms of handsomeness! I'm so uglier than I am! Bull Tou Ma Mian hurriedly bragged.
"No, it won't! Could it be that our aesthetics are different? When Huang Dou heard Niu Tou Ma Mian say this, he was also muttering in his heart.
Seeing that the little policeman on the other side didn't believe what he said, he hurriedly smiled and encouraged: "If you don't believe it, go to my netherworld for a while, and I'll take you to see our famous beauty there, Sister Dominatrix Porcelain Qing, she is a flower in our famous netherworld!" ”
Man: "Ah! There are also beautiful women in the underworld? I haven't seen it yet! ”
F: "I'm curious! ”
Hearing the voices of men and women say this, Huang Dou is also full of curiosity, since everyone has done it, are you still afraid to go to the underworld! As he spoke, he walked to Li Lanxing's side, picked up the confused Li Lanxing, motioned to Niu Tou Ma Mian to lead the way, and followed Niu Tou Ma Mian to go to the Yin Cao Difu for a walk.
Seeing that Huang Dou agreed, Niu Tou Ma pursed his lips and led the way in front with a smile.
I don't know how long I walked, but the soybean holding Li Lanxing who was following behind Niu Tou Ma Mian suddenly became a little tired, and said, "Hey! Dude, how long will it take? ”
"You can't blame me, who made you a human! If you have my skills, one turn and we can get to the underworld! The bull bull bragged his mouth and bragged.
"What? You didn't say it earlier! What kind of skill do you need to get to the underworld quickly? Huang Dou thought to himself that this underworld official must not be very skilled, or he couldn't even tell whether he was a human or an animal.
"That's good! I'll put on a show for you! The bull head and horse face were very curious when he saw the human in front of him, so he simply let him open his eyes, and then, he walked under a tree next to him, tore off a branch, and then took the branch and paddled back and forth on the ground for a while, and when he saw that the terrain was suitable, he thrust the wooden stick into the ground, and then said to the soybean with a proud face:
"Just climb down on this stick, will you?"
"What? Climb down from this stick? Are you kidding? Huang Dou saw that the bull head and horse noodles in front of him were very stupid, and he was also very stupid to listen to the bull head and horse noodles.
"I've taught you the method, whether you can go down or not depends on your ability!" After Niu Tou Ma Mian finished speaking, he directly stepped forward and picked up Li Lanxing, turned around, and shrank to the ground with a wooden stick.
"Holy! What kind of operation is this, really going down? Huang Dou saw that Niu Tou Ma Mian and Li Lanxing were gone, and couldn't help but be a little confused.
Man: "People must be playing tricks on you!" A broken wooden stick can enter the underworld, so I'm still worried that I will accidentally fall into the underworld when I go to the toilet! ”
Woman: "If you have a lot of mouths, you won't try soybeans too!" ”
"Shall I try? How do you try it? Huang Dou circled around the stick with a confused face.
Seeing that it was useless, the soybean directly wanted to reach out and pull out the wooden stick inserted in the ground, but at the moment when the soybean touched the wooden stick with his hand, the wooden stick seemed to have a huge attraction, and the soybean was quickly sucked into the wooden stick, and then like a slide, the soybean quickly slid down to the ground according to gravity.
"Oops! it! Who!
I heard a loud noise, and the soybeans that fell to the underworld pressed on something.
Hearing movement under him, Huang Dou quickly got up and looked at the ground while saying sorry.
"Oh mama! What is this? Huang Dou saw that he was crushed like a paper man on the ground, and immediately hid to the side.
I saw the ghost cha who was pressed into a piece of paper floated up, and then shook his body vigorously, and the onicha, who quickly recovered his original form, stretched out his long tongue to the soybean and said, "Where did you come from?" How dare you trespass into our underworld! ”
"Big brother! Misunderstand! I came in with Niu Tou Ma Mian! Huang Dou hurriedly sighed.
Hearing that the humans on the other side knew about the bull head and horse noodles, the white-clothed official didn't embarrass the soybeans anymore, circled around the soybeans, sniffed them with his nose again, and said, "Have you ever eaten dog meat?" ”
"Ahh No, absolutely nothing! How could I have eaten my own brother! "The soybeans are so nervous that their tongues are knotted.
"Hey! Black and white impermanence dude, are your hemorrhoids better! I saw a bull head and horse face who had just come back not far away, running to greet the black and white impermanence and say.
"Oops! Can you be quieter! Do I have to let everyone hear that I have hemorrhoids? Black and white impermanence said while holding the bull head and horse face that ran to the front.
Knowing that he had said the wrong thing, Niu Tou Ma Mian hurriedly smiled and moved away from the black and white impermanence hand, indicating that he would pay attention next time.
"Hey! How did you get down? When the bull head turned around, he saw his police boy in the yang world.
"Didn't you teach me how to go down to the underworld! So I followed what you did and followed! Huang Dou quickly explained with a smile.
"Hey! I can't imagine that you are really not easy as a human being! Niu Tou Ma Mian hurriedly smiled and patted Huang Dou's shoulder and said.
"You idiot! He's not human at all! The black and white impermanence next to him sneezed and covered his nose and said.
"Ahh Not human? So what are you? Hearing his good friend say this, Niu Tou Ma Mian couldn't help but turn to Huang Dou and asked curiously.
"That... I could be a dog! Huang Dou explained with some embarrassment.
"What? Dog? Hearing Huang Dou say this, Niu Tou Ma Mian laughed wildly, and the black and white impermanence who was afraid of dog hair next to him hurriedly hid behind Niu Tou Ma Mian.
"No wonder, as soon as he came in, I smelled the dog stench all over the house!" Black and white impermanence said as he sneezed several times in a row.
"No wonder you can come to our Netherworld!" Niu Tou Ma Mian looked at the soybeans from top to bottom with his eyes as he spoke, and said, "What is your identity, we are all so familiar, we should be open and honest!" ”
"That... I seem to be a member of the Divine Rental Pavilion, have you ever heard of the Divine Rental Pavilion? Huang Dou said with some embarrassment.
"God Rent Pavilion?" Hearing what Huang Dou said, Niu Tou Ma Mian and Black and White Impermanence suddenly opened their mouths in surprise.
"Oops! It turned out to be the eldest brother of the God Rent Pavilion! Niu Tou Ma Mian quickly changed his posture of calling him a brother, and said to Huang Dou with a smile.
The black and white impermanence next to him suddenly became much more respectful to Soybean, and smiled and invited Soybean to sit on the stool next to him and drink tea.
Seeing that the two ghosts next to him had become so respectful after learning their identities, Huang Dou couldn't help but be proud of his current status as a member of the Divine Rent Pavilion.