Man: "Damn! These two ghosts are too unproductive! I reported a name, why is this virtue now! ”

Woman: "It's the first time I've been treated like this, and I'm still a little unaccustomed to it!" Hee-hee..."

"What's that? Didn't you say you brought me to the underworld? Huang Dou deliberately raised his voice and said to the low-waisted bull-headed horse noodles on the side.

"Yes, yes, yes! If you want to go shopping now, let's go right away! Niu Tou Ma Mian said, and motioned to the little brother standing guard next to him to carry a petite over.

After a while, two bare, ugly and bare ghosts with yellow-green wrinkled skin almost carried their children one after the other, and walked towards the soybeans shouting slogans in unison.

"One-two, one-two, one-two······"

"Okay, stop, stop!" Seeing that the two guys carrying the sedan chair were purely strong and brainless, Niu Tou Ma Mian couldn't help but say to the two ghosts who almost hit the table.

Hearing the shout to stop, the two ghosts stopped the slogan, and then stood still with their Jiaozi in their hands.

"My lord, Jiaozi is here, the road is far away, why don't you take a sedan chair to visit the underworld?" The bull-headed horse face and the black and white impermanence look respectful.

"Hmmm! That's fine! When Huang Dou heard this kind of treatment, he couldn't help but get up happily and walked to Jiaozi.

Looking ahead, I saw that the two ghosts who carried the sedan chair were not only ugly, but also obviously out of proportion, the upper body was obviously nearly thirty centimeters taller than the lower body, and what was even more funny was that the two ghosts who carried the sedan chair were only one meter three in height at most, but their arms were particularly thick and long, accounting for two-thirds of the entire body.

The soybean circled around the coarse and frowned.

"My lord, isn't this coarse to your liking?" Black and white impermanence stretched out his big tongue and said vaguely.

Seeing the delicate son of the underworld in front of him, Huang Dou seriously doubted whether the underworld had a financial problem, not too gorgeous, but that the delicate son in front of him was too shabby. It is directly tied by several wooden sticks, and if you really sit on it, the soybean is afraid that she will fall down.

"Uh-huh! OK! Seeing that all the ghosts in front of him were staring at him and waiting for an answer, Huang Dou was very enthusiastic.

"In that case, please be a lady!"

Man: "If the sedan chair doesn't put the sedan chair down, how can we go up?" ”

Woman: "Maybe you have to jump on it yourself!" ”

Hearing the male and female voices analyze this, and seeing the corners of all the ghosts' mouths raised and looking at him, Huang Dou didn't want to ask again, and walked directly to Jiaozi.

Although the person carrying the sedan chair is not tall, the height of the sedan chair is also one meter three, which means that the ghost who carries the sedan chair is to lift the sedan chair to the top of the head with thick arms.

Although the soybean is 1.8 meters tall, it is not a long leg, which can make the soybean difficult.

Huang Dou saw that Jiaozi didn't put it down, he couldn't go up at all, there was no way, Huang Dou looked back at the ghost who was standing respectfully and smiling at him.

Seeing that there was no hope for help, Huang Dou turned around with a pretended smile and looked around, it was impossible to find a stool to step on, because all the tables, chairs and benches in the underworld were made of stone, so Huang Dou simply dispelled the idea of looking for something extra to step on.

Since everyone is looking at themselves, no matter what they say, they have also reported their names, but they can't lose their faces in front of a few ghosts, Huang Dou rolled his eyes, got up directly, and strode towards the ghost who was carrying the sedan chair.

The black and white impermanence and the bull-headed horse face on the opposite side were waiting for the eldest brother of the God Rent Pavilion in front of them to perform a handsome action for the two ghosts, but after seeing the adults in front of them, they didn't dare to look at it.

I saw that Huang Dou directly compared the height of Jiaozi with his legs, and found that the height of Jiaozi had reached his chest, no way, Huang Dou walked directly to a ghost with thick arms carrying a sedan chair, smiled at the ghost, stepped on the ghost directly, and climbed up Jiaozi according to the body of the ghost.

The scene of climbing up to Jiaozi in the end is even more exciting, stepping directly on the face of the ghost, the ghost who doesn't dare to say a word is ugly, and being stepped on by the soybean's leather shoes like this, it is even more wrinkled like a Shar Pei.

The two ghosts on the opposite side were stunned when they saw this delicate method of soybeans.

"Oops! it! It doesn't look high, but it feels pretty high! The soybean that finally climbed onto the delicate son gasped and said to the two ghosts opposite.

The two ghosts on the opposite side saw that the adults were talking to themselves, and immediately put away their wide mouths, and nodded to the soybeans with a smile.

"My lord, is this lady comfortable to sit on?" The bull head and horse asked the soybeans with a smile.

"It's okay!" In fact, as soon as Soybean sat down, he felt like he was sitting on a stone, and his buttocks ached. But I thought that now I was a person with an identity, and I couldn't be too hypocritical, so I endured the pain and said nonsense.

"That's good! Now that the adults are seated, let's go! As soon as Niu Tou Ma Mian finished speaking, the two ghost slogans of the sedan chair suddenly sounded.

"One-two, one-two, one-two..."

Huang Dou was very unhappy with the slogan of these two ghosts carrying a sedan chair, thinking that these two ghosts must have not finished elementary school, so they couldn't read "three".

"My lord! This is our baptismal room! Black and white impermanence gave a speech to soybeans as he walked.

According to the introduction of black and white impermanence, Huang Dou endured the pain in his buttocks, and hurriedly looked at the baptismal room, only to see that the captured ghosts were lined up one by one, there were men and women, old and young, all kinds of colors, the only thing they had in common was that they all had dull faces and obediently walked to the baptism room in order. There were a few ghosts next to them urging them to hurry up.

"Holy! How many people are dying every day? Huang Dou said with a surprised face.

"Almost tens of thousands!" Niu Tou Ma Mian quickly replied with a smile.

"Oh my God! That's a lot! You're still working hard! Huang Dou deeply felt the hard work of public officials and said with a smile.

"Hehehe! It's not hard, compared to a big man like an adult, how can we be considered hard! ”

Hearing that the bull head and horse face were patting their own ass, the soybean, who had never enjoyed this kind of treatment, was happy in his heart.

"Then what are these ghosts doing after they leave the baptismal room?" Huang Dou saw the ghosts in front of him who were lined up for several miles, and couldn't help but ask the ghosts who were walking next to him.

"Oh! Don't worry, sir, just move forward, and you'll understand! As he spoke, the bull head and horse face signaled to the ghost who carried the sedan chair to hurry up.

"One-two, one-two, one-two·····"

It's a little faster, but the soybean butt burp feels more painful.

"This is the punishment room! Baptized ghosts enter different punishment rooms one by one according to their sins in the world, and accept the punishment of the underworld. ”