Isn't this a bit big?
After eating, Jiang Zhi took Jiang Yu into his study.
"Did you really drink the soup boiled by Ji Tang?" Jiang Zhi spoke.
"Although I vomited most of it, I swallowed a little ......"
Jiang Yu's expression suddenly became narrow: "Brother, you won't be jealous that I have drunk the soup cooked by Tangtang." ”
"But what am I to be jealous of? Jealous that you have a piece of grass growing on your head? ”
"No such personal attacks." Jiang Yu looked indignant.
"No, you should be glad that you only drank a little, otherwise you would have grown not just a grass, but a flower on your head."
“?” Jiang Yu, "Brother, are you sarcastic about me?" ”
"No, I'm just congratulating you." Jiang Zhi patted Jiang Yu on the shoulder.
“?” Jiang Yu: Congratulations to him for what, congratulations on the grass growing on his head?
Jiang Zhi suddenly remembered that the cactus in his room had bloomed, and he always felt an inexplicable connection.
Jiang Yu drank a small sip of soup, and a stick of grass grew on his head......
Is he glad he didn't drink it, otherwise he would have been the one with the flowers on his head.
......
"Shengshi" was launched, and Lin Jing told Ji Tang to promote it on Weibo and go to a press conference by the way.
When Jiang Mu heard about it, she immediately took Ji Tang to sweep the specialty store on the street.
And Jiang Yu followed behind to carry their bags.
"Why am I coming out?" Jiang Yu felt that he was very bitter.
"You are idle at home, and you are left alone at home. What if someone forcibly takes them away? ”
Jiang Yu nodded, feeling that it made sense, his mother really loved him.
Then Jiang Yu found that Ji Tang looked back at him frequently: "Tang Tang, am I too handsome, did you find that you suddenly empathized and said goodbye?" ”
Ji Tang shook his head: "Jiang Yu, you better change your hat." ”
In order to prevent the grass from being pressed, Jiang Yu went out and wore a hat with a high top and two ropes tied to his chin.
"What's wrong?"
"Your hat is so conspicuous that it looks like a eunuch." Ji Tang said solemnly.
Jiang Mu also looked at it carefully: "Don't say it, it's really quite similar." ”
"......" Jiang Yu: They must be jealous of his face that has brought disaster to the country and the people!
Back at Jiang's house, Jiang Zhi came over and took Ji Tang's hand.
"Take you to your cloakroom." Jiang Zhi spoke.
Ji Tang arrived at a room of nearly 100 square meters, which was filled with all kinds of wardrobes and mirrors.
"In the future, the brand will be here every season, don't go out and buy it again, wasting time."
Jiang Zhi never understood what was striking about the market.
Mother Jiang followed behind and felt very sad: "Son, you won't understand the fun of women's shopping." ”
"You don't have to understand what you're just a waste of time. You might as well use that time to do something meaningful. ”
Something meaningful?
Jiang Mu understood in seconds, smiled knowingly, and pulled Jiang Zhi aside.
"Son, where are you two going?" Mother Jiang's eyes flashed with dazzling gossip light.
"Mom, we'll go wherever you think it's going to be." Jiang Zhi's tone was a little perfunctory.
"Pregnant !!" Jiang Mu's whole body was about to jump.
Isn't this a bit big?
Jiang Zhi: "Mom, isn't the progress a little too fast?" ”
"What's fast? I'm telling you, you must take down Tangtang! Get married this year, get pregnant at the end of the year, have a baby next year, hold two in three years, and ...... in five years"
"She's only 18 years old, not yet of legal age to get married, and she's in October......"
Therefore, Jiang's mother's wish is destined to not come true.