It's not that Jiang Yu hasn't tried to secretly pull out this grass on his head in the toilet that damages his appearance.

But apart from the fact that he almost pulled himself bald, the grass did not react at all, and still stubbornly thrived on his head.

"Mom, help me! I don't want to be made into a specimen! Don't be sliced! I'm your own son! ”

Jiang Yu snorted and cried about the pain in his heart.

"Don't worry, son, I won't give you away!" Jiang Mu swore by it.

Inside: It's also good to be a mascot at home.

……

In the past two days, Jiang Yu was full of soldiers, and he didn't dare to take a step out of Jiang's house, and he rarely even went out of the door, for fear of being caught and sliced.

Moreover, he found that Ji Tang looked at him strangely, so he had reason to suspect that Ji Tang wanted to report him.

Ji Tang: I really want to hold his head and nibble on it~~ˉ『ˉ~~

After a week, Father Jiang finally couldn't help it anymore and dragged him out of the room directly.

"As a member of the Jiang family, how can you be so cowardly, if you are a person, you will give me a human appearance!"

Jiang Yu hugged the door and didn't let go: "I'm not human!" I'm just a weed that my father doesn't hurt and my mother doesn't love......"

Jiang Yu felt that his life was a tragedy.

"Daddy doesn't hurt? Mother doesn't love? Okay, I'll make you hurt! ”

Father Jiang beat Jiang Yu up, making him feel like a mountain of fatherly love.

Jiang Yu finally came down honestly and obediently walked out of the room.

When eating, Jiang's mother frequently looked at the grass on Jiang Yu's head: "Son, is it thirsty, do you need to let it drink some soup?" The soup I made was very replenishing. ”

"How do I know?" Jiang Yu looked sad.

He felt that he was a mascot in this family, and his life was a joke.

"You ask it." Jiang Mu spoke again.

Jiang Yu was very sad and indignant: "How can I ask it?" It's just a piece of grass! ”

"But it's not an ordinary grass......"

"Also, it doesn't drink soup! Mom, what the hell was the soup you made two mornings ago? It's just damning! ”

Jiang Yu hasn't forgotten the taste: "A big pot of green, my grass won't drink it no matter how thirsty it is!" ”

"Huh? I've been out playing mahjong these mornings, and I've only left a breakfast for Tangtang, so how can I have time to cook for you? Not to mention making soup for you. ”

“…… Who cooked that soup? Jiang Yu suddenly thought of a question, "I saw my dad eating toast that day!" It's not going to be the breakfast you left for Tangtang, Mom......"

Let you beat me again, feng shui will take turns, and it depends on who the sky spares.

"......" Jiang's father: How does he know who the food on the table is for?

Father Jiang secretly glanced at Jiang's mother's face, and immediately raised his hand and slapped Jiang Yu's head: "What are you talking nonsense?" ”

"Don't fight, watch out for the grass!" Jiang's mother stretched out Erkang's hand.

The grass on Jiang Yu's head shook tremblingly, but it was still thriving.

Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief and took out her mobile phone: "Let me take two photos first!" ”

"......" others: Are you serious?

"That...... The soup seems to have been cooked by me. Ji Tang silently raised his hand.

Jiang Yu: "...... For the sake of our physical and mental health, you should not go into the kitchen again. ”

Ji Tang felt very aggrieved: "Jiang Zhi, is it really hard to drink?" ”

Jiang Zhi's heart: It's hard to say.

Jiang Zhi said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, his taste is too heavy, but he can't get used to drinking it for a while." ”

“！” Jiang Yu was dumbfounded: Do you dare to go against your heart a little more?