Chapter 0780: Little Anne Teaches You a Magical Magic ( ̄) ̄)↗۞
“……”
(`)
"It's all dogs, why don't you speak? Hey, forget it...... Here! Here it is for you, cheap you two stupid guys who can't speak!! ”
(o ̄w ̄)○
Standing on the edge of the pond and throwing a certain burnt, smelling a little fragrant, but fishy thing to the side, the two big hounds that had been watching and wagging their tails vigorously in the yard, watched them tear each other and quickly ate a few bites, and then little Anne pursed her lips, clapped her hands, turned away, and walked away to the well-manicured lawn not far away.
Roasting frogs or something, it's not fun at all!!
"Lalala......"
"There are a few happy little frogs in the pond......"
"Quack ......"
"Caught a clumsy one and roasted ......"
"Whoa..... rest of the rest are all jumping into the water and disappearing......
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Seriously, Anne loved playing in the middle of nowhere, because it was beautiful, not only with gardens, lawns, ponds, groves, and other private places for her to play, but also with the big bullfrogs in that pond just now!
But what's it......
When she was bored just now, she didn't eat any of the ones she caught and roasted, because they were so fishy...... You know, Queen Anne has a very high demand for food now, especially under such a conditional situation?
So, just now she fed the two big hounds in this manor who were raised to watch the house, and made them shake their heads and tails to themselves, and seemed to become more obedient and obedient?
After all, no matter what, she herself is now the temporary owner of this manor, isn't she? It's a pity that Frank, a certain alien bad dog, is so well hidden, otherwise, if she catches him and brings it here, maybe she might catch a few more frogs to feed him, or take him out into the woods to hunt and catch other small animals?
"Hey......"
(·-·*)
"It's so annoying!"
"Tibbs, people have been really bored these days, tell me, why aren't there any fun aliens coming to trouble us again?!"
(○д)?
Although you can't eat all the delicious things and never get enough fun things, you can't ...... If you eat, drink and have fun every day, it seems a little boring? So, now Anne is very unhappy with the fact that she is suddenly idle!
She always felt that she had to find something to do as soon as possible in order to satisfy her fragile heart, which was becoming more and more empty and lonely! Like what...... Healthy activities such as beating aliens after eating? Only in that way can you make your well-fed and idle body get full exercise, so that you will not gain weight, can you make yourself physically and mentally more pleasant, and can you continue to eat, drink and have fun?
(つw`)~
"......"
e=(o'*)))) alas
And sure enough......
Eating and sleeping well is the real theme of her Queen Anne's world, and the rest, such as saving the world, fighting aliens, grabbing territory and dominating the king, or setting fire to those bad guys or doing that kind of good deed, are actually all just incidental?!
(…… )
(● ̄ ̄●)
(Tibbs doesn't want to bother with some guy right now...... )
"Woo~ahh
oo
"It's boring! So boring! Tibbs, what the hell are we going to do now, should we run out and find something to do? ”
(*。 >Д<)o
Since there is nothing to find for her for the time being, Anne thinks that it seems that she can go out on her own and find something to do?
"But...... Where are you going to find something to do? ”
(′~`●)
Men in Black HQ?
It's a mess in that place, and although there are a lot of fun aliens, it's better to forget about it......
Those men in black will definitely not welcome her, because they are afraid that the 'evil dragons' will come to their headquarters to trouble her and cause uncontrollable chaos...... And the aliens wouldn't welcome her either, because every time she accidentally saw something entrained with them, she would always be kind enough to give them a loud and clear it 'to their face'?
(⌒_⌒; )
And in the city, she doesn't want to go for the time being......
If you're serious, she's been in the city for a long time lately...... Besides, the air inside is not very good, there is a lot of noise, and there is a lot of dust, anyway, she doesn't want to go for the time being! Also, the point is that every time she goes out, there are always some nervous uncles in black who secretly follow her, and always think that they are well hidden and she can't see them?
So, Anne doesn't want to go out now because she doesn't like the feeling of being stalked and watched at all, it's so annoying!
Although, there are also a lot of black-clothed uncles in this manor castle who are supervising it, but at least, they are just taking care of this big manor, and they don't care about themselves wandering around anywhere in it now, and they don't bother themselves...... Moreover, they are still her own servants and bodyguards, so Anne doesn't bother to pay attention to them! Because, they refused to come and compete with themselves to catch frogs? Anyway, that's probably it for now, and Anne can only let them be placed under residential surveillance for the time being!
"Hey! Tibbs ......"
o(w)o
(Dear little master...... If I'm not mistaken, didn't you use to be as bored every day as you are now? If you don't want to play here, go back to sleep...... Anyway, this little manor is quite quiet, the castle is very large, and the bed is very soft, and no one will come to disturb you if you sleep until the afternoon......
As soon as you close your eyes, even if today is in the past, if you open it again, a new day will come again tomorrow?
Tibbs knows very well that this terrible little master of his family has never done anything serious, and spends all day idle and full of food and nothing to do, or to find something to do? In short, it won't be deceived by the pitiful expression that the other party pretends! )
"Humph!!"
o(^`)o
Finding that a certain villain bear dared to ignore herself and not give herself a more reliable suggestion, Anne had no choice but to continue to move forward angrily, leaving the pond with many mosquitoes, ignoring the two big hounds that were wagging their tails and staring at them with blank eyes, and ran directly to the lawn under a big tree, and after throwing a certain stuffed animal to the ground viciously, she opened her hands and feet and lay down on the grass that was slightly prickly.
If she wanted to sleep leisurely, she could be here now, so why did she run back to the small castle of the manor? You know, Queen Anne has been to many worlds, and she is not the kind of bed-loving person, she can sleep anywhere, so she won't sleep in the castle every day, besides, she is not the kind of dragon who likes to sleep in fairy tales!
But......
Thinking of the dragon or something, Anne suddenly thought of a bad guy named Cromy!
That nasty bronze dragon, that bad guy who is more like a dragon than the big alien bugs of the 'Evil Lai Dragon', but he owes her a promise to be her mount for many years! And next time, when she has a chance to run into the other party, she must not let that little man run away easily!!
(Hey!) Little master?
After a while, maybe I was dissatisfied with the terrible treatment I was thrown to the ground and crushed, maybe I really had something to say? Anyway, Tibbs finally took the initiative to speak again. )
“……”
(_)
"Tibbs, I'm asleep now, please don't bother me......"
o(__*)zzz
Queen Anne is now very unmotivated, uncheerful, unhappy, and unhappy...... So, she doesn't want to pay attention to some bad guy she's using as a pillow!!
(…… )
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(Little master, I don't know if you found out?) The men in black...... They seem to have deliberately transferred you to live in this remote place, they are not at ease, probably because they are afraid that you will run into their city again to cause trouble and destruction?
Tibbs had already understood the 'sinister' intentions of those men in black, so in order not to let a bad little master be too boring, and now tossing himself every day, he resolutely decided to quickly set up one or two targets for the other party to attract hatred or attention, and attract the other party's overactive mental energy to other places?
For example, now, if you work hard, you can successfully fool the other party into trouble with those people in black, maybe it's a good idea? )
“……”
(,,,,) Hmph!
"Tibbs, people already knew!!"
(_)
"But, look at it, this manor is so big now, it's much better than the dilapidated apartment in the city, which is just over two meters high! And there are so many delicious little animals, fun things, you can sleep in a comfortable big bed and generous general, as well as grass, ponds, woods, and blue sky and white clouds, how comfortable is this life? ”
(*`)
"With such a nice place, I wouldn't live in those high-rise pigeon cages!!"
(w)
At this moment, little Anne suddenly opened her eyes, slanted her big blue eyes, and glared fiercely at a rattlesnake that was slowly crawling towards her on the lawn in the distance, and only after startling the other party into a thrill that it quickly turned around and fled into the distant woods without a trace, she closed her eyes again with a chirp.
Hum......
A little snake no thicker than an arm would dare to run and disturb her, Queen Anne, resting and sleeping on the grass? If she dares to run and try it, if she dares to come closer, you will see if she Queen Anne will catch it and burn it, and then give it to the two stupid dogs in the distance who are sticking out their long tongues and seem to be a little unfinished.
Actually, what her little bear Tiebs just said, she already knew when she came!
However, she has a large number of villains, and Queen Anne doesn't mind being arranged and watched by the other party too much.
Because she really likes to live in this quiet place very much, and if necessary, she will flash and teleport directly to the city with a 'whoosh', and everything will not be delayed in eating, drinking, and having fun, so she is not afraid that those black-clothed people will arrange for them to live in this kind of deep mountain and old forest in the suburbs!
(…… )
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(Tiebs, who found himself in failure, had to fall silent, for he knew that his little abacus had been seen through by some thief and thief master...... )
"Hey! Tibbs ......"
o(w)o
"It's early in the morning, I just woke up and I can't sleep now...... Why don't you take a look and see what fun things are going on around here or in the city? If so, can we go for recreation? ”
(⊙⊙`)?
After lying on the lawn for a while, little Anne stretched out her hand and pulled the arm of a bear that she had used as a pillow, and then asked playfully.
With her own bear Tiebs here, she definitely doesn't want to search for things, people or affairs around her, because it doesn't make any sense of doing it at all, like missing that mysterious sense of unknown?
(Absolutely!) Now the people of this world are living in dire straits, they have been deceived by those bastards in black clothes, and have been living in the imaginary world of those bastards, do you want to save them now?
If this little master of its family is going to work against those men in black, to expose their conspiracy and to expose the affairs of aliens and those other worlds hidden from the public, it promises that it will definitely not be boring in the future, and there will definitely be something to do every day?! )
“……”
(_)
"Tibbs, you really hate it, are people so bad? How could you possibly do something like that?! ”
(,,,,)
Those black-clothed people didn't provoke themselves, and now they not only provide food and drink but also money to spend, not to mention, there is such a big set of manor castles here that can be lived in casually, so why should she embarrass them? After all, no matter what she says, she can be regarded as a person with a vested interest? And since she is now being treated like an alien guest by the other party, she obviously has no reason to oppose others anymore, does she?
Besides, she also knows Uncle K and the shameless Uncle J in the black-clothed Shu Huang organization, so as long as they don't take the initiative to provoke her anger, then she will definitely not go against each other or sing against each other, and she Queen Anne is not the kind of bad guy who doesn't distinguish between right and wrong.
(…… )
(Sometimes it's really that bad...... Of course, Tiebs would not be stupid enough to communicate with that nasty little master of his own family...... )
"Huh?"
∑(△`)?!
"Hey! Tibbs, what's that thing in the sky? Is that an alien spaceship?! ”
Σ(⊙⊙“a...
Little Anne, who was lying comfortably on the grass with the furry body of her little bear Tibbs on her pillow, took the other party as a pillow and lay comfortably on the grass in a 'big' shape, and when she opened her eyes, she realized that something was wrong, and she clearly saw the billowing flames and smoke in the sky, like a meteor piercing the atmosphere, and was crashing into the strange alien spaceship that was crashing into a mountain depression not far from this place.
Boom Rumble......
Soon, a loud sound rumbled from the trail of smoke that had stabbed diagonally and smashed headlong into the distant forest.
There is no doubt that it must be some alien spaceship that has come to Earth!
Because, although the earthlings themselves are currently a little advanced in technology, most of them directly use alien items or use those finished products with their help, and they can't build that kind of spacecraft themselves! Also, the earthlings have their own spaceport, and there is no need for them to rush to the earth like a meteorite, right?
(…… )
(Report to the little master, it must not be a spaceship, you must be dazzled......
Is that actually a fallen stone, a satellite that voluntarily falls after reaching the limit of its working life, or a fairing that falls from a satellite rocket launched by a certain country? I believe that by tomorrow night at the latest, you will definitely be able to see the news about this on the evening news of various channels in this city!
There are no alien creatures in this world at all, and there are no UFOs, including you and Xiao, all of them are the kind of aliens that don't exist?
(● ̄ ̄●)
Without even thinking about it, Tibbs simulated the tone of those men in black or those newscasters, and gave this thing a given!
There's no doubt that the men in black will do what it just said! Even, they will probably drop a dilapidated charred satellite or a broken fairing of a rocket in its place after removing the spacecraft, and then let the news media and UFO enthusiasts take pictures of the same place to testify? )
"Tibbs ......"
(_)
"You're really getting more and more annoying......"
"Didn't I just give you a holiday? You've been messing with me for so long? You don't want to think about it, I take you to all parts of the world to play every day, what a good treatment it is, don't be dissatisfied, otherwise, be careful that I beat you!! ”
(○` 3′○)
Jumping up directly from the ground, looking at the billowing smoke in the sky, sensing the direction and specific location of the ship's fall, and then realizing that it was not too far from here, little Anne quickly picked up one of her little bear Tibers's legs, spread her feet and ran towards the place where the smoke was emitting.
She hadn't thought about using the ability of magical teleportation in broad daylight, because the manor was under surveillance, so Anne planned to take a look before the black-clad men reacted and arrived at the scene, and then see if there was anything rare and interesting on the falling spaceship?
(…… )
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"Ahem......"
Looking at the light refracted from the window and the image of the rising sun, Z, the leader of the Men in Black headquarters, sighed deeply.
“……”
"K, I really never expected that you would mess things up this time......"
"This time, we've only captured a total of thirty-one split aliens...... We don't know if they have any other divisions, and we don't know if what remains of them will continue to divide on Earth...... But to be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if one day our Earth was taken over by their 'cosmic cancer cells' and had to be forced to wipe out the planet entirely!! ”
Looking at the report that K had just submitted to him, and the bad news that the other agents had put together, Z, the leader of the Men in Black headquarters, covered his forehead with a headache, and stared at the sunlight outside the window in a daze.
Originally, yesterday he thought that he would send this experienced and experienced K agent to deal with the 'split' alien that had rushed to Earth, and let the other party catch the other party before he could get enough energy to split!
But what do you think......
The other party actually made a mess, not only took the initiative to send that damn alien energy, but also so much that they had to send out more agents and agents to directly block that large area?
Although they have captured thirty-one of the splinter aliens of various sizes so far, the encirclement has not been canceled, and they must search that place countless times, spend a lot of manpower and material resources, and even if they finally determine that nothing is missing, they will completely burn the land with flamethrowers and incendiary bombs, and seal it off permanently!
Otherwise, once any splinter alien the size of a finger is allowed to escape, it will be a huge disaster for their entire planet!!
"I'm sorry, sir!"
"It was my negligence, everything was my fault......"
K didn't deny it, because this thing was indeed something he did wrong, and his team did miss, so now he can't do anything except bow his head and admit his mistake directly.
"Alright!"
“k! We all know what that's all about, you don't have to take responsibility for that idiot of yours at all, I know that he shot the alien and smashed it, it's useless for you to protect him like that, he made a big mistake, it's a fact that no one can argue!! ”
With that, Z said hatefully to the outside of his soundproof office, to the black-faced agent J, who was sitting boredly on a stool outside the door.
He clearly remembered that the mission clearly stated that the alien must be captured alive, and that no powerful penetrating or explosive energy weapons could be used...... But who would have thought that some self-righteous guy would end up shooting at that damn alien?
What a damn thing!
Did Agent J think that when he was in the New York Police Force, he could shoot anyone at will? Look, it's okay now, if you're not careful, the earth is not good this time, I'm afraid it's going to be over!!
"I'm sorry!"
"Sir...... I was also responsible this time, because I didn't remember to remind him of this when I set off, so I ......"
Seeing that the other party was getting more and more angry, K sighed in his heart, and at the same time, he could only continue to take the initiative to deduct all the faults on his head. After all, he really didn't manage his assistant well, and he was really a little derelict in his duties, which is understandable.
"Stop! Stop!! ”
"Okay, I know what you're trying to say, but, so far, why don't you take it as an example?"
Z didn't wait for the other party to finish speaking, he directly stretched out his hand and rudely interrupted the other party's words, and then sighed heavily, turned around and came back to sit on the seat behind his desk.
I don't know why, recently, he always feels that everything is not going well in the organization of the men in black, and he doesn't know if it's because he is too old, so his energy is gradually lacking?
Maybe......
Should he really step down from his leadership position and leave this important position to those with more potential and ability?
“……”
“k! If it were you, that bastard out there would have been wiped out of his memory and told him to go back to his New York Police Force! ”
Z stretched out his finger and pointed to a black-clad agent waiting outside the transparent glass of the office, but who would have thought that after seeing his movements, the other party actually stretched out his hand to greet him with a hippie smile?
"Whew!!"
"But he's your guy after all, and you've always vouched for him, so forget it this time...... But K, I warn you, this is really the last time, there will be no next time!! ”
"Even if he is a newcomer, if he makes any more mistakes, it proves that he is not suitable for the profession of 'black detective'! At that time, even if you and I have been friends for nearly forty years, I will have to expel him, which is good for you and me, and for the earth, you should be able to understand, right? ”
With a black face, he exhaled, and after not paying attention to the detective outside the door who still didn't realize the seriousness of the matter and dared to smile and stretch out his hand to say hello, Z calmed his face, used the most stern tone and lowered his voice, and reminded the old friend K sitting in front of him.
Although his wording was a bit harsh, Z didn't feel like he had done anything wrong!
It's like he just said, their profession is not the same as the nature of their work...... Because, their margin for error is extremely small, and everyone must go all out in every task, which is one of the reasons why they select the most elite personnel to interview.
otherwise
If you are not careful, once the mission fails and the aliens escape, it is not easy for those incompetent agents to die by themselves? Because, no one knows what dangerous items those aliens who broke into the earth are carrying, and God knows if the other party will release a dangerous virus or blow up the earth directly?
Or, as the damn report says today, their men in black actually exploded a splinter alien on their planet, and exploded that terrible alien creature known as the planet's 'cancer cell'?!
"Yes! I see......"
"Don't worry, I'll teach him well! If he's really overwhelmed, I think I'll send him back!! ”
This thing is like this, in K's opinion, he must also have an unshirkable responsibility! Therefore, he didn't intend to let J outside bear any fault, he just kept the other party in front of Z, the leader of the angry men in black, so that it was almost okay,
Of course
Next time, if that guy outside makes another mistake, no matter how big or small, I'm afraid no one will be able to save it......
At that time, it will show that the other party is really not suitable for the profession of the man in black, and can only be gloomyly cleansed of his memory, and then arrange an excuse such as 'vegetative person reawakens', so that he can return to the other party's original job to exert his residual heat?
"Good!"
"Remember what you say, K!"
After speaking, Z nodded, and then reached out and picked up another file from his desktop that was not too urgent, and threw it in front of K, motioning for the other party to open it and watch it.
"Now it's a new mission!"
"Still the troublesome little one...... This morning, about an hour ago, an unregistered alien spacecraft forcibly breached our atmospheric defenses and illegally intruded into our Earth, landing in the mountains just outside the city......"
"I had sent the nearest agents to check it out, but ...... We found out that the bastard who smuggled to Earth in a spaceship, it seems that it was snatched by the little girl Anne Hasta? ”
"I've heard that you're friends with her...... So, if you don't want her to be eaten, you'd better hurry up and go on another trip and convince her to hand over the 'cute' alien she's hiding for us to deal with? ”
After saying the last sentence, Z lay down in his office chair a little tired, and waved his hand to K If he had finished reading and had no opinion, he could go out on that new task on his own.
This time the mission is relatively simple, even if that bastard Agent J out there makes a mistake, it doesn't matter...... Because, he's hoping that the other party will make another mistake and then be eaten by that damn alien?
If that's the case, then they'll have too much of an easy time!
Because, at that time, they only need to directly bury each other's bones and say two innocuous eulogies to be done, and there is no need to trouble a large group of agents to rearrange each other's identities or restore their old identities?
After all, the workload in those two cases is one day and one for the other......
"This ......"
"I see, we'll go right away!!"
After reading the documents in his hand at a glance, Agent K's face suddenly sank, and after turning off the device displaying the file and gently putting it back on the table, he stood up and walked out.
Outside the doorway, his assistant, Agent J, seemed to be waiting a little impatiently.
"Hey!"
"K, how's it going? That bad old man didn't scold you? I just saw it, and his face hasn't been very good? ”
J knew that the old guy must have scolded himself, although he didn't hear the conversation between the two, but he saw the other party's expressions and movements, as well as the kind of malice and the very rude pointing behavior when he looked at him without concealing it?
That old guy doesn't like him J Agent, and again, he doesn't like each other very much!
"Nope!"
"But we have a new mission now, so you better hurry up and come with me."
K doesn't plan to repeat what just happened because it wasn't a good experience...... Besides, he didn't think that this companion next to him would be happy to hear the extremely nasty things that Boss Z had just said to him.
"Huh? God......"
"I just came back and there is another mission, where do you want us to go this time? Is it Europe? Australia? Or the North and South poles?! ”
J had just returned from a terrible mission, and was sent out again before he could take a break, and J had to sigh and complain hatefully.
Of course
He complained and complained, but he didn't dare to say much when he knew that he had just made a mistake and that it was necessary to perfect another task to make up for it, but he only lifted his spirits a little, and then quickly followed his companion K, who also had a somewhat unpleasant face.
"Out of town!"
"It's the castle manor that doesn't appear on the map! Of course, the opponent is not the evil dragon! ”
In two simple words, K directly explained where the two of them were going and the enemies they were about to face.
"Manor? Not an evil dragon? ”
"My God! No way? k…… Annie, that little guy, what's wrong with her again?! ”
J is a little incredible, think about it seriously, it doesn't seem to have a few days, how can that little guy run to that remote place to live, and still provoke things to make them move?
He J Agent himself has made a lot of mess, but he didn't expect that a certain little guy can cause trouble more than himself? But I don't know why, this made him feel a little nervous just now, and suddenly became a lot better?
And voila!
Now on this earth, there is at least one little guy who can toss more than Agent J himself, and can make some bad old man in their black headquarters even more headache, right?
"She's not in trouble!"
"A 'Zelen' carnivore has broken into Earth, and it seems to have been brought together with the little girl Anne...... And that little guy doesn't seem willing to hand it over to the agents we have placed at the manor? ”
As K walked forward, he dialed his cellphone-like communicator.
"Oops......"
"Anne, she still won't answer the phone......"
Putting down the handy communicator in his hand, K was now at a loss for the little girl who had never liked to carry the communication equipment distributed by their Men in Black headquarters.
Thinking carefully about the bad comments of those alien intelligent beasts of the 'Zelen' clan, the feeling of uneasiness in K's heart became more and more intense...... That's right, they're aliens, not aliens! Although they also have advanced intelligence and can drive a little spaceship, there is not a single alien race in the entire galactic universe that will treat the kind of guy who puts all the creatures on their recipe list!
Now, to make matters worse: if the newspaper is correct, it seems that the 'Zelen' carnivorous has been hidden by some little girl who doesn't know anything...... If that's the case, then they'll have to hurry, or maybe when, all they'll find is just the tragic skeleton of a little girl?
"Carnivores?"
"Hah! k, that shouldn't be a big problem, right? You and I both know that Anne's little guy is no ordinary little girl, she is more powerful than a hundred elite soldiers of the 'Evil Dragon'!! ”
I don't know what that cosmic carnivore is, but J is much more optimistic than his companion K...... In fact, no matter what he does, or no matter what the circumstances, he is very optimistic, like he just made a big mistake and almost destroyed the earth, but now, he can still grin?
Anyway, he didn't think that awesome little guy would be hurt by some carnivore who came to Earth from the universe to spread wild, because that was obviously not realistic?
“……”
"The problem is, what we know Anne she doesn't know, if it's ...... unguarded"
Anyone who knows the details of the 'Zelen' beast, but there will never be a person who lacks the heart to associate with them and help hide them, so, unlike his partner's optimistic attitude, J is very worried now, he doesn't want the little guy who can't even help the 'evil dragon' for the time being, but ends up in the hands of a carnivorous beast!
If that's the case, I'm afraid that both they and those evil dragon aliens who are ready to take revenge will be very sad or disappointed!!
"Damn!!"
"So what are we waiting for? Hurry up, we're on a mission this time, so it's better to take a plane, the suburbs are too far away from here, and it's definitely too late to drive your broken car! ”
"By the way, this time I can shoot the alien monster called 'Zelen' directly with my weapon, right?"
ran into the elevator, directly pressed J on the top floor of the headquarters, and hurriedly asked his companions beside him.
Anyway, this time, he definitely didn't want to be harshly criticized for attacking the enemy...... The kind of thing that messes things up and endures other people's strange stares, he's really fed up!
He really dared to swear that he had been trying hard to read relevant books, but there were so many types of aliens, more than the 10,000 species of insects in the animal world on TV, how could he remember them for a while?!
“……”
"Yes!"
“!!”
"Great, I'll show it how good Agent J is!!"
“j……”
"What's wrong? K Boss? ”
"I warn you that normal low-intensity weapons don't work against them, so you'd better not get too close to them......"
"Huh?!"
"Hello!"
"Agent K, you're finally here!!"
On the flat lawn of this manor castle, when a black unmarked helicopter rotated its fan blades at high speed and slowly blew the wind to descend, a female agent in black suit and black tie hurriedly covered her eyes with one hand to avoid the grass clippings hanging by the strong wind of the propeller, and pressed her tie dancing in the wind with the other, and quickly greeted Agent K who had just stepped off the plane.
As for a certain Agent J who followed Agent K, she ignored it gorgeously.
Because she had heard a lot about this J agent, she didn't like to see each other a little, so her attitude or something, she naturally became cold, and that was a normal thing! After all, in the organization of the blackbodies, they obey the law of the jungle, and survival of the fittest is the most basic requirement, so she doesn't understand why the other party still has the face to continue to stay between their teams?
"How's it going? That little girl, Annie, is she okay? ”
K didn't waste time with the other party, he got off the plane, and hurried forward, letting the wind of the helicopter propeller blow his clothes, tie, and hair around, just asking him what he cared about most.
"She'......"
The agent was a little speechless, she just wanted to report back and report in detail, but who would have thought that the other party would come so soon.
"Something happened to her?!"
Finding that the female detective's tone seemed to be a little wrong, J who was following behind him quickly caught up, grabbed the other party's arm and asked with wide eyes.
It had only taken them less than ten minutes to get here, could it be that the most terrible thing that they didn't want to see really happened? Annie's little clever ghost, that cute little girl, that little guy who was alone in the face of a horde of terrible evil dragon soldiers, was really eaten by that unknown alien carnivore?!
If that's the case, Agent J swears, he'll stuff that nuclear grenade in his pocket into the carnivore's fart, God can testify!!
“!!”
Hearing J's words, and looking at the female detective's expression of wanting to speak and stopping, K's heart suddenly paused, and he had to stop with a cold face.
He didn't quite understand that there were at least a dozen agents here...... Even if they really couldn't force the little guy to hand over the carnivore, why couldn't they keep her safe and let her happen at the hands of that kind of monster? If that's the case, then these guys are probably even more unreliable than the newcomer J around him!
After all, J is still a newcomer, and it hasn't been long since he joined the Men in Black organization, but these guys around him are veterans, so they shouldn't be so incompetent!!
"Don't worry, nothing happened to that little girl!"
"Anyway, it's hard to explain this matter, I was going to write a report just now, but you guys are here at this time...... Forget it, I won't talk about it, she's by the pond over there, you better go and ask her yourself, I'm going to write a report now? ”
The female agent shook off J's big hand, and after tidying up her clothes, she said to Agent K, who had a very ugly face.
Then, without waiting for the two of them to continue questioning, she finally pointed out the location of a certain little girl, then snorted coldly, turned her head and walked in the direction of the little medieval-style castle...... Now, she's going back to writing a report, so she doesn't have time to receive that Agent K and another useless J who doesn't know what's going on!
“……”
“……”
The faces of K and J quickly turned cloudy and clear, and after looking at each other with some eyes, they also followed the example of the female detective, and after slightly tidied up their clothes and hairstyles that were blown by the helicopter, they walked quickly in the direction indicated by the other party.
Here, they have already seen the figure of the little girl in the distance, the guy in the conspicuous little red dress is over there, and it is indeed still good!
"Anne ......"
"What are you doing here?!"
K, who was the first to walk to the little girl's side, watched the little girl holding a small stick, one end tied with a thread and a small lump of soft grass, and the other end of the stick was held in her hand, and she was standing on tiptoe by the small pond at this time, and the movements of her hand trembled and trembled, so that the grass lump tied to the other end of the stick was beating up and down on the wetland by the pond.
Now, seeing that the little girl was fine, then K was relieved, so he was not in a hurry about other things, but asked the little girl with some curiosity.
"Shhhhh
(○` 3′)
"Be quiet! Uncle K, I'm fishing for frogs!! ”
That's right, little Anne is fishing for frogs right now!
For, in the morning, because she had disturbed them so closely, the cunning bullfrogs were now hiding, and she did not want to catch them by magic, so she remembered this game of frog fishing, which is why she was now on tiptoe here and stretched her stick into the wet in the grass to make the lump of grass jump in it.
"Frog fishing?"
K opened his mouth a little speechlessly, they hurried and hurried to hurry, and they worried all the way for a long time, but as a result, this little guy is indeed playing here?!
"Hey! Little guys, wild bullfrogs can't be eaten because they have a lot of parasites? ”
At this time, J, who also came over to watch the little girl's movements, also grinned.
He didn't believe that the other party could catch that kind of big frog in this way, and he didn't believe that those things could be eaten! Because here in the Americas, only the farmed bullfrogs have edible value, and generally only eat their thighs? As for these wild ones, forget it......
"Humph......"
(_)
Little Anne glanced at the other party, did she say that she wanted to eat, she was just fishing and playing and preparing to roast to feed the two big wolf dogs who like to eat very much, what does this matter to him?
"Hey! Stop, little one! ”
"What about the alien carnivorous beast of the 'Zelen' clan? Tell us and we're going to grab it now! I'm telling you, that guy, it's dangerous, you can't hide it!! ”
J took out the small pistol in his hand, which blew up a 'split' alien yesterday and was reprimanded by Boss Z, as well as a small pistol that harvested countless white eyes and contemptuous eyes, ready to atone for his sins and catch a certain carnivore who dared to come to the earth to do evil as soon as possible?
“……”
(д。 )
"Well, it's over there, but I've cooked it......"
Little Annie, who was busy with her important business, looked to the other side, under a big tree.
There, there seemed to be a strange large charred creature lying in that place, but the other party's appearance was a little burnt and a little unrecognizable?
“!!”
“!!”
K and J were startled again, and then looked at each other again.
They finally kind of understood why the female detective just now had such a weird expression...... It turned out that without waiting for them to come here and make a move, the other party actually burned the terrible alien carnivorous beast directly first?!
"How do you give it to ......"
K puzzled, before, on the report, he saw it, saying that this little guy and the 'Zelen' carnivore who was good at disguise were very good, and they even mixed together and played happily? This thing made him worry for a long time on the way here, for fear that a certain little guy would be killed.
"The ......"
(w`)
"I think it's cute...... And they can't speak human language, unlike intelligent creatures, so they ......"
`(*n_n*)′
That's why it burned!
She just wanted to bake it and try it, but who would have thought that she would accidentally bake it...... Now, even the two big wolfdogs didn't bother to eat it, so she had to come and fish for frogs, ready to reward the big wolfdogs who had just been fighting the alien monster that suddenly broke out for a long time?
"Huh?"
K didn't understand what the little guy meant.
"But Anne ......"
"Why are you going to bake it? Did you see that something was wrong with it at that time, so you struck first?! ”
J, who was a little regretful, had to put away his small arms, and then looked at the coke in the distance and asked regretfully.
I don't know what kind of flame weapon this little guy has taken out, and he can burn that alien carnivorous beast that is said to be not afraid of ordinary weapons...... didn't say it, the other party must be dead, and there must be no chance for him to perform as an agent.
"No, I just saw that it looked cute without transforming, so I couldn't help but want to burn it......"
“!!”
"Cute is going to burn it? Why is that?! ”
K and J have more doubts in their hearts, they seem to be a little confused by the little guy's nonsense, and their logical thinking is a little unable to turn around.
"But aren't cute animals meant to be eaten?!"
o(”)o
Because it looks fleshy and cute, it will be eaten by you? And if you want to eat it, you have to roast it, and Anne will answer this kind of thing with confidence and strength, and there will be no problems at all!!
“……”
“……”
K and J glanced at each other, completely unaware of what kind of crooked reasoning the other party was..... perhaps, this is the unique customs or culture of the aliens of those Runeterrae planets?
If that's the case, then they'll have to find the time to write it in the Men in Black's shared database, which is very important!
"Forget it, since that's the case, then forget it."
The little guy was crooked, and K didn't intend to pursue it, and he didn't even care what the little girl was using to roast that man-eating monster like that......
Anyway, now the little guy is safe, and the troublesome alien 'Zelen' carnivore has been burned to death, this matter has been perfectly solved, he has nothing to worry about, this matter has been understood, they have completed a task!
Maybe......
That's why the previous female detective had a weird expression and didn't know how to explain it, right?
"Hah!"
Σ(⊙⊙“a...
"Huh? Huh? Hooked!! ”
< ( ̄ ̄) Yay!
Suddenly, little Anne cheered violently, and the stick in her hand shook fiercely, and a huge, slimy ugly bullfrog was thrown directly by her on the big black face of a black-faced man who happened to be standing behind her!
'Wang? ’
'Wang! Woof!! ’
Then, after waiting for a long time, the two big hounds, who had been waiting for a long time, were ready to catch their prey so that they could add meat to their lunch, and they roared and sped up quickly, and before a certain bullfrog could fall, they pounced on a black-faced agent who was screaming and pulling the foreign object on his face!!
“!!”
"Damn! What is it? Wow! Get out of the way of me, these two stupid dogs!! ”
"Help......"
The terrible screams of a black-faced agent from a certain Big Mouth Village began to resound in this silent mountain castle manor......
And, of course, the barking of the two big wolfdogs and the heartless laughter of a little girl after catching her prey.
(…… )
(● ̄ ̄●)
“k!!”
"Help, help me get rid of these two stupid dogs!"
Agent J, who finally stood up and was entangled with two big wolf dogs, didn't know that the reason why he had been pestered by them was actually because he subconsciously grabbed their prey and food in his hands?
You know, dogs are animals that are very protective of their food......
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