'Ding-dong! ’

"Dear alien passengers, the last spacecraft to the planet BE2019Y0726KE this month is about to arrive, please go to platform 18 as soon as possible to check in and board the ship......

'Ding-dong! ’

'Dear alien travelers, last trip to ...... this month'

‘……’

"Hey! That idiot won't be able to catch up, but he's a bad guy! ”

Agent J was holding a plain mug, leaning against the door of a staff lounge on the second floor of the customs and waiting hall of the Men in Black headquarters, just looking at the busy black-clad staff in the customs hall in the distance, the agents and security guards patrolling back and forth, and the alien travelers coming and going, or the visiting aliens from outer space waiting in line to pass through and check.

And then

Of course, he also heard the crisp female announcer and saw some soft-legged crawling alien in the waiting room trying to crawl on the smooth floor of the waiting room at a speed of less than two miles per hour to the ticket gate of Platform 18, and he knew that the alien must not have time to board!

Perhaps, for the next month's flight, it can come a little earlier and go to the ticket gate early to wait? There's no way around it, who made it grow so many feet and still walk so slowly? Moreover, the other party knows at a glance that it is a marine aquatic creature on a certain planet, and now he comes to play on the earth, which accounts for more than 71% of the planet's ocean area, so he must not have imagined such a situation, right?

J But I heard about that guy, and when the other party came to the earth and found that the people of the earth all live on land, it is said that he was very surprised?

But fortunately, today is already the 26th, and there are only a few days left before the first flight next month......

Of course, until then, it's better to spend a small amount of money on a mobility exoskeleton armor or a flying moped or a walker or something. Otherwise, it may not be able to catch the flight to BE2019Y0726KE next time.

“？？”

"Hi~! Little Beauty, what are you looking at? Why, do you want a drink too? ”

J, who was drinking his refreshing drink, saw a female detective passing by staring at him with beautiful big brown eyes, thinking that he had attracted the other party somewhere, he smiled and showed his big white teeth, raised the cup in his hand, and invited the other party with a smile.

Well, he looks very handsome, and when he wears the standard clothes of a man in black, he has to be even more handsome when he wears a black suit and black tie, J actually knew it for a long time, so ah, now that he saw that someone was finally attracted by his charm, he quickly sent out an invitation, ready to take advantage of today's free time to hook up with these beautiful, heroic female detectives in the hookup organization or something.

"Ahh

"Nope! No more! Thank you for your kindness!! ”

As if she was sure of something, the female detective who was staring at the other party suddenly changed her face, and quickly waved her hand while recovering her face, and then walked forward quickly, twisting her big ass, and after a few quick strokes, she turned a corner and hurriedly left here.

"Strange ......"

J was a little puzzled by the other party's departure, he didn't understand why the other party's face suddenly changed so quickly, maybe ...... Is that little beauty too shy?

That's right, it's definitely like that!

After all, they don't know each other very well, and it is indeed easier to fail if they rashly invite or something? Besides, now in the headquarters of the Men in Black, everyone is at work, but not everyone can rest all day like Agent J.

"Hey! Look at me, I forgot to ask her what her name was and what department she was in......"

After a while, J, who remembered something, reached out and patted his head in frustration, and scratched the curly hair that was less than an inch long on his head for a while.

"Suck and slip...... Suck ......"

Call!

I don't know why, the coffee that those four alien-like guys grind out today is surprisingly good? Perhaps, it could be because today he finally had a rare day of free time?

Anyway, this thing is very rare, because, today, a bad old man who is even more capable of exploiting his subordinates than those capitalists, the boss of the headquarters of the Men in Black, the other party actually did not arrange any new tasks for Agent J and Boss K?

This made him wonder in his heart, but he was also happy to accept that he could finally have time to rest for a good day here at the headquarters.

Since he didn't have too much time, he didn't choose to go home to rest, but wandered around the headquarters of the men in black, and just now he wandered to this lounge, and unexpectedly found that it seemed that the four Zerg guys who were working in the headquarters were preparing coffee here.

In fact, it was not that he didn't want to go back to his own home, but because his house was far away from here, and if a bad old man had a convulsion and suddenly arranged a temporary task, I am afraid he would not have time to rush back......

And once he can't come back, he will inevitably be scolded again!?

So, that's it!

But......

Come to think of it, since he left his police force and began to apply for the Men in Black agent and stood out from the elite candidates of the Marines, the National Guard, the Air Force, and the omnipresent FBI and so on, and got the position of this Men in Black agent, he has been on a high-intensity mission for almost a month.

From the streets of Manhattan above their heads to the headquarters of the man in black deep underground, from the hot deserts of South America to the icebergs of North America, from the mountains and forests of Europe to the savannahs of Africa, etc., the footprints of his Detective were left everywhere......

It can be said unceremoniously that Agent J has made great contributions to the organization of the Men in Black during this time...... Of course, he also made a lot of low-level mistakes, and was scolded by a bad old man many times, and was even almost expelled...... But thankfully, he persevered.

Today, he unexpectedly got a regularization, from a black-man apprentice or temporary worker to a full-fledged black-man detective!

From now on, no one can accuse or threaten to fire him except his boss, his friend and good buddy, his good partner Agent K, and some bad old man Z.

In any case, he, James Darrell Edward, finally proved his worth with his own efforts, proving that he was basically qualified for the profession of Men in Black! Of course, the name James Darrell Edward is no longer in the world out there, nor in the world of the Men in Black......

Now his name is J, Mib's black-clad detective J, that's all!!

'Ding-dong! ’

'Dear passengers, the spacecraft at Barrio Station has had an engine failure and a large-scale leak of highly toxic fuel, and now engineers are urgently repairing it, so the Super Metro Line 1 and Line 13 to Barrio Station are temporarily closed, and we apologize for the inconvenience......

‘……’

"Hey! Failure again? ”

"I knew those aliens must be uneasy, and lo and behold, what kind of has the Aquilonian Empire sold to us?!"

It's not a time or two that the Barrio spacecraft has had engine failures!

Anyway, in the time that J has been working at MIB's Men in Black headquarters, this is the second time he's heard the broadcast of a glitch...... I don't think it is at all, it must be those aliens who deliberately sell the outdated spaceship to their earthlings, that is, they deliberately sell some things with quality problems, so they can earn their earthlings' repair fees and parts replacement fees by relying on frequent maintenance?

That kind of little trick, in fact, some unscrupulous manufacturers of their earthlings have been playing it well countless years ago, and those little tricks of aliens can't fool his famous newcomer Agent J at all!

"Huh?!"

"Hi K! What are you doing here? Oh! How's that, in the mood for a cup of coffee? Let me tell you, the four of them don't seem to be lazy today, the coffee beans are ground quite well, and they taste very delicate, do you want to try it? ”

was resting and watching the bustle of the aliens in the customs below, listening to the radio in the customs and waiting room, and pointing and teasing J from time to time, suddenly saw his good partner K boss pacing towards him, he hurriedly said hello, and after taking a big sip of the drink in his hand, he raised the coffee in his hand and asked.

The coffee was really good today, he was now in his third cup, and he remembered that there was a little bit left in that strange coffee pot in this small lounge, and if K wanted one, it would be enough.

“……”

"Bugs' coffee? Still delicate?! ”

When K, who came over, heard his assistant J's words, he was stunned for a moment, and then frowned and looked at the coffee cup in the other party's hand.

There was something strange in his heart, so he took another step forward, approached the other party's cup and sniffed it, when he smelled a very strange special 'fragrance' smell, he quickly changed his face, and then grinned, and quietly took a small step back.

"Huh?"

"K, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with that?"

J didn't know what the hell K was up to, and he himself sniffed the cup in his hand curiously, and then took another sip......

It's no problem at all, the coffee is still warm, it's in that little strange silver metal thermos pot, it smells quite good, and it tastes good, very delicate, and the taste is very long...... Obviously, those four bugs must have put their minds into it? Anyway, in J's opinion, this cup of stuff in its hand is definitely not inferior to those of the best goods!!

“j！！”

"Listen to me, if I were you, I'd throw it away right away, and swear I'd never touch a silver 'coffee pot' on Table Mountain again?!"

Seeing that the other party still dared to drink, Agent K took a small step back without a trace, and after being a little farther away from the other party, he rarely curled a small arc at the corner of his mouth, and then stared at the companion in front of him who was gradually becoming a little cramped and uneasy under his gaze with that very strange look.

"What kind of eyes do you have?"

Grunt! Grunt!

"Really! I think this stuff tastes good, if you don't want it, then I won't keep it for you, I can at least have two more drinks!! ”

Although he felt that the companion in front of him suddenly became a little weird, J sniffed the cup in his hand again, and after making sure that there was nothing wrong with the contents of it, he couldn't figure it out, so he simply raised his head and drank it, and then signaled the cup to the other party.

Such a good thing, he must not let go of the reason! So, although he still didn't understand why Boss K said such strange things just now, he still didn't change his previous desire to fight, that is: to drink all the good things left by the insects!

“……”

Although the truth of the matter may be a little cruel, but, after thinking about it, K is finally ready to ruthlessly tell the other party a very bad truth:

“j……”

"I'll tell you that......"

"As we all know, most aliens have different digestive systems, and the digestive organs of the Zerg are also very different from those of us humans? So, they can't really fully digest the food of our earthlings...... In fact, for things like coffee, they usually just drink a mouthful, digest and absorb a small part of the caffeine? ”

"And then ......"

Saying this, K saw the face of the assistant in front of him, and after finding that the other party was gradually becoming a little ugly, he paused and prepared to continue organizing the language......

Obviously, the other party is not stupid and seems to have realized something?

But what, is it ready for people to do it to the end, or do you plan to explain things thoroughly, so that the other party doesn't make such a low-level mistake next time?

"Hmm......"

"And then most of the food they drink, including coffee like that, is pulled out intact? Of course, they must have carried some of their bodily fluids and excrement, which must be unavoidable......"

"And the silver 'coffee pot' with a special mark inside is actually their special toilet? You know, they're so big they're not fit to share a bathroom with us humans...... You may not know it, but normally the rest of us wouldn't touch that thing, and you're ........"

"You even took the initiative to drink that thing?!"

Holding back a smile and saying this, after explaining the matter very clearly, K happily hugged his arm, and finally teased at a partner who was pale and was already quietly covering his neck with his other hand, as if he was about to make some kind of action.

He didn't lie, because that's true, and almost all the agents and staff in black knew about it! And why doesn't J know until now, and no one reminds him...... Maybe it's because the other party's performance has been too bad recently, and he has repeatedly made mistakes, so that his popularity has not been very good?

But it doesn't matter, as long as he sees that the other party is doing something wrong, he will always correct it in time, just like now?!

"Hmm......"

"Please, please wait......"

J, whose face was getting more and more ugly, no longer bothered to continue the conversation with his own K boss, he stared at him, covered his mouth, and rushed straight into the bathroom after dropping the empty cup he had just drunk on the table next to the door......

'Gross~! ’

Swish! Gurgle!!

'Vomit~!! ’

Soon, there was a burst of flushing water and the miserable sound of some hapless guy vomiting in the bathroom......

Sincere! Sincere!

"Don't worry, you've already been vaccinated, and that thing isn't poisonous, you can't kill people if you drink it!"

"Believe me, you're definitely not the first person to drink those things by mistake, they've been proven harmless, and you don't have to be that nervous at all?"

Shaking his head, he walked slowly to the door of the bathroom, and after tapping the metal gently, K comforted one of the assistants in a rare and somewhat gloating way.

'Gross!! ’

‘k…… Y-Have you drunk it too?! ’

It took a long time for the voice of a weak agent to be heard inside.

Obviously, J is in a very bad mood right now, and the good mood he had just leaned against the door to watch the excitement of those aliens and ridicule other aliens is all gone all of a sudden! But if it could be confirmed that his partner, his K boss, had drunk that thing by mistake before, maybe he wouldn't be in a bad mood?

After all, in that case, none of them will laugh at anyone in the future......

"Me?"

"Nope! No! No! I stayed in our MIB organization many years before the worms, I know all their habits, I studied them for a while, and I have seen them eat and pull many times! By the way, the silver toilet you poured out of your coffee was made for them by someone I had before, how could I drink that kind of thing by mistake? ”

For K, who has been working with Boss Z for more than forty years, there is obviously no such thing as drinking by mistake.

In fact, in the years that the bugs have been doing chores in the various staff lounges, as long as he sees fresh hot coffee that is not poured from the coffee machine, he will not drink it, and he will not easily eat anything that passes through the hands of the bugs and looks wrong?!

'Gross!! ’

Swish! Gurgle!!

The sound of vomiting and flushing came from inside the bathroom......

Obviously, what K just said is a cruel truth to a certain Agent J who is turning the river and the sea inside...... For ah, that meant that his extravagant hopes of seeking comfort and a sense of balance had been dashed.

As you can imagine, many of the staff agents who had just passed by and seen him pour coffee from a silver 'coffee pot' now didn't know how to laugh at him in private!

No wonder......

No wonder he always felt that the eyes of those guys who passed by and couldn't talk were right, and he thought that they were jealous of his transition from temporary work...... Also, the female detective who was still staring at him just now, he even thought that the other party was interested in his handsome guy Agent J...... But who would have thought that the truth would be such a bad look?

Sincere!

Sincere! Sincere!

"Hey! Better, isn't it? j…… It's time for us to go on a mission, please hurry? ”

After waiting for a while, and not hearing any more movement from inside, Agent K raised his hand again and knocked on the iron door of the bathroom three times, urging him with some impatience.

He wasn't here to chat or gossip with each other, but because there was a relatively safe and easy task for the two of them to deal with, and it was the kind of comfortable task that was very free, and it didn't matter whether it succeeded or failed?

'Wait, wait, wait......'

'K Boss ......'

'Vomit ......'

I remember...... Didn't that bad old man say that we can move freely and rest for a day today? ’

'Ahem...... Vomit!! ’

A burst of weak vomiting and coughing came from inside, and it was clear that a certain Agent J was in a bad mood right now, and it seemed that he didn't want to go out on a mission in his current state?

It's a good thing he didn't go home just now, otherwise he would have had to rush back now!

But ah, J wishes he had just chosen to go home now, and in that case, he probably wouldn't be drinking the damn excrement of those damn Zerg aliens!!

God testifies that he hates those four guys more and more!

I really regret that I didn't do it at the beginning, why did I die just now, I had to stay in the headquarters, and I was ready to work hard to learn about those aliens?

"You're right!"

"But we need to recruit a new Men in Black agent now...... You know, because after discussing with the executives, Boss Z felt that it was not a problem to let that little guy mess around, so he wanted to find something serious for her to do? ”

To put it bluntly, in fact, Z and the bosses of other organizations think that the little girl is very capable and has great potential, although the other party's ability to mischief is not small, but no one can deny the fact that the other party has helped the man in black many times?

Moreover, it has been so long, those evil dragon aliens don't know why they haven't appeared again, thinking that the other party is likely to be busy with other things and will not come to the earth to find trouble again in a short time, so they resolutely decided to squeeze the value of that alien little girl!

First, they can prevent the other party from continuing to wander around and cause trouble, and second, they can also make full use of the other party's strong combat ability to do things for the people in black for them?

After all

The fact that the other party had single-handedly singled out more than a hundred 'Evil Dragon' soldiers plus a small space battleship was obvious to everyone!

Sincere! Sincere!

Smack!

“……”

Agent K was just about to continue knocking on the door, when suddenly, the iron door of the bathroom was opened by his partner from the inside.

"Little one?"

"You mean Annie? We're going to recruit a guy as little as hers? But she's only eight years old this year......"

After the iron door was slammed open, Agent J, who still had water stains on his face, finally poked out half of his body from inside, and asked K outside in some disbelief.

"Of course it's her!"

"But it's up to her to decide this matter, although our organization can't keep her all the time, but we won't force her."

K knows what the upper level means, it is nothing more than to better monitor the little girl, so that the other party has something to do, and use vigorous energy to make some contributions to the earth, so that they will not walk dogs and birds all day long or cause trouble, so as not to cause them greater trouble?

Moreover, they also have every reason to believe that if the other party is really willing to accept the recruitment, they only need to arrange more tasks for the other party at that time, maybe when, that little guy's heart is annoyed, and he will sneak away.

If that's the case, then their men in black are too worry-free!!

Because their headquarters just got a message that the little guy went to kidnap a legitimate alien today? In short, this kind of thing is very detrimental to the work of their men in black, and there are some things that they can't tell the little guy clearly, so, for various reasons, they finally have today's thing, and they need to recruit each other and make the other party a glorious agent in black.

ps：

Most of the above content is purely K's own personal speculation, and what he thinks about it, Boss Z did not elaborate with him......

"Are you feeling better now?"

"If it's ready, let's get ready, and we'll leave after lunch!" However, I think you may not have the appetite to go to lunch? ”

Agent K, who was in a happy mood, looked up and down at the current embarrassed partner, looked at the other party's iron blue face and water-stained placket, endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but grin directly.

It's strange that Agent K is in a surprisingly good mood right now?

So

He thinks that it is likely that today's mission will go unexpectedly well, so that the little guy Anne, who has been idle all day and has nothing to do, will throw herself into the arms of their MIB black SWAT, become one of them, and fight hard for the safety of the planet until the other party leaves his hands and runs home?

“……”

“k！ It's not your style to gloat over others! ”

After taking a deep breath and feeling that the contents of his stomach seemed to have been vomited out by himself, finally, J hesitated again and again before shaking his head and walking out of the bathroom with a black face.

It is conceivable that in the next period of time, Agent J will definitely become the laughing stock in the headquarters of the man in black! So, until it was useless to hide, I finally decided to face that cruel truth and was ready to accept anyone's malicious or non-malicious ridicule?

"I'm not gloating!"

k himself just felt happy, so he wanted to laugh from the bottom of his heart...... And the kind of thing that gloating about will definitely not happen to him, an old employee who is rigorous, kind, pragmatic and hardworking, and not good at talking!

“……”

This is an old bastard too......

J has a black face, and it is clear that he doesn't believe the words of this honest man K boss in front of him who opens his eyes and talks nonsense! Because, if it weren't for schadenfreude, the other party's originally cold dead face was now smiling and groaning, and he didn't want to hide it at all, what was going on?!

However, now because of a new task, J, who is optimistic and open-minded by nature, doesn't want to meet the other party in general!!

'Here, we're here. ’

'Hahaha! ’

'You see, right? The guy who just came to Earth is really interesting! ’

I saw it too, and it didn't have a brain in its head. ’

'So what the hell is it thinking about, ass?' ’

'Hahahaha......'

'Oh? Someone is lazy here and doesn't go to work? ’

Just as J and K were about to leave the small black-clad staff room, the four worms who were shoulder-to-shoulder, standing up just as tall as an adult's knee, were talking loudly about something, laughing uncontrollably and walking in together.

'Hi~! k？ ’

'And the unlucky guy?! ’

'Hello!!! ’

The four voices greeted each other in unison, and at K's friendly wave and the glaring gaze of a black-faced Agent J who had always been black-faced, or had become darker, they immediately walked over to the table and crawled up the leg of the table.

‘？？ ’

'Not good! Look? Our baby is gone! ’

'What?! ’

'It's really gone......

‘……’

'Hey! K, and J! Did any of you see which bastard moved the fertilizer we've been storing for days? ’

'Oh! No!! ’

'We're going to let it ferment for a few more days before we can use it to water the flowers, so what do we do?' Boss Z will definitely deduct our salary severely!! ’

'We've been pulling these ...... for days.'

'It's over......

After the four insects ran to the table, they naturally saw their toilet that had been moved for the first time, and then, in curiosity, after leaning over to see it clearly, they wailed in unison.

There is no doubt that they all confirmed that their treasure had been touched by someone else.....

Now, maybe they can only refill the toilet, and wait another ten days and a half months, until the refermentation is complete, and then they can use it to water the beautiful man-eating flower that came from their insect stars...... I don't know, will it die of malnutrition in advance?

“！！”

"Sorry K, I'm—I'm going to wash my hands first......"

After hearing the words of the four damn bugs, and hearing that he was drinking something that the other party had been fermenting for days, Agent J's black face changed in vain again, and then he first said goodbye, and then suddenly turned his head and rushed into the bathroom.

'Gross!! ’

Swish! Gurgle!!

The sound of vomiting and flushing the toilet was clear in the bathroom that never closed the door.

Agent J, the man in black, was kneeling on the ground, holding the toilet, and vomiting like a drunken drunk, as if he was going to vomit out the overnight meal or bile......

‘？？ ’

'Hey! What's wrong with him? ’

'I don't know......

'Did you eat something wrong?' It is said that the big-nosed fish earthlings are not allowed to eat because it will cause vomiting! ’

‘……’

'Hey! Guys, guess it, is it because he drank this pot of flower manure that we brewed? ’

At this moment, a small insect that was inspecting the silver 'coffee pot' style toilet suddenly spoke out and guessed in an extremely bad tone.

'Wouldn't it?' ’

'Do we have such a stupid guy at the Men in Black HQ? Do you even dare to eat something like ours?! ’

"Gross!!"

Perhaps hearing the discussion of the four bugs, a black-clad detective lying in the bathroom let out a mournful vomiting sound.

‘……’

'Hey! Look at! Maybe he really drank it......

'Ahh ’

'Eh~heyhehe......

It's so much fun, the unlucky guy drank the manure we made...... Ah, no, my stomach is a little crampy from laughing...... Hey...... Hahaha......'

There was no doubt that from K's face, from someone's reaction and voice in the bathroom, and from the residue of an empty coffee cup on the table, the four little bugs quickly deduced a startling fact!

thereupon

They began to lie down on the table, rolling around and laughing loudly......

The midday sun is a bit scorching, and the temperature outside is likely to be in the thirties, so most people in the city are either in their air-conditioned offices, or in shopping malls, schools, or their own homes, enjoying the convenience of home equipment with a cold breeze.

However, unlike the places in the city where there are a lot of air conditioners that exhaust hot air and cause higher temperatures, this vast manor castle in the mountains on the outskirts of the city is still relatively cool, especially under the shade of the big trees by the pond and the small lake?

"Hey......

(*`*)

"Dogs, you must keep an eye on it, and don't let it run away again!!"

(＞＜)

Under the shade of a tree, a little blonde girl in a small red dress was leading two large wolfdogs and barking at a pug that had been cornered to the base of a tree and was shooting and shivering.

just

Accidentally, the pug in front of him bit the rope and escaped from the castle......

And if it hadn't been for the two big wolf dogs who had been patrolling this manor with all their might to find and catch it, maybe by the time a certain bad little girl who was taking a nap came out of her room, the other party would have run away again!

"Listen, next time, if it dares to escape, you will bite off its legs!!"

u ` u (へ)

Anne was a little angry now, because she didn't expect that the hateful alien dog Pug in front of her, which she had only touched and captured yesterday, had learned to escape from prison? And, it almost made it work?

'Wang! ’

'Wang! ’

The two great wolfdogs, who had been captured by Queen Anne's meat during this time, had recently become unusually obedient, so after barking twice, they pretended to be grinning with their teeth, and came to a certain pug dog who had been surrounded by them and blocked here for more than two hours.

The meaning of them is obvious, and that is:

Everything is done on the orders of a little girl! If they are allowed to patrol, they will never take a nap, if they are asked to catch dogs, they will never go to a pond or a small lake to catch bullfrogs!

"Whew..... Wow!?"

u ` u

"Queen Anne...... Just spare the little one......"

"I don't seem to offend you much, why have you been getting along with the little one lately?"

； ′`

Frank, the alien dog, was coerced by the two dogs and had to beg for mercy loudly.

It never imagined that it was living well with its sweetheart, and why could this terrible little girl still find it in such a big city, and forcibly kidnap it and her sweetheart cat in this remote manor?

"Just say, what else do you want?"

-`-

Frank, the alien dog, is out of line now, so it's not going to run now, and it definitely can't outrun the two big wolf dogs anyway, and it must be okay if it fights, because all its weapons have been confiscated, and it took a lot of effort for him to just bite off the rope!

So now it wants to see what she wants with this little human in front of her.

“……”

(`)

"It's not that good, I just want to see if you can't teach them these two stupid dogs to talk to people?"

('w

Blinked, frowned, and after a while, little Anne solemnly pointed to a certain two big tail wolf dogs with long tongues and tail swings on the side and asked.

Why did she want to get this alien dog Frank back, in fact, she didn't know a little...... Anyway, it was caught on a whim at that time? Of course, along with her, there is also her shorthair cat that was abducted by the other party.

But she didn't like the cat, and after bringing it back, she left it at home, and she didn't know whether the other party was sleeping on the roof of the castle now, or if he ran alone to catch mice in the woods?

"Teach, teach them these two idiots to talk?!"

⊙`⊙

Frank was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously turned his head to look at the two German black-backed shepherds who were several laps older than him and had long teeth and were very intimidating.

"Wang!"

"Don't touch it, you might as well kill me now!!"

tt

Frank, who felt that he couldn't run away anyway, simply lay on the ground, not ready to make any resistance.

Its meaning is very clear, that is, it is impossible to teach a dog to speak, but there is a life for an alien dog, and you can take it if you want it!

"Why don't you teach?"

Little Anne, who felt a little strange, stretched out her foot and kicked the other man's fleshy little body.

"Wang!"

"I can speak human language because I came from an alien when I was a dog-looking alien! I am a high-level intelligent being, but they are the dogs of the earth, there is a difference between humans and dogs, they will never think that they can learn to speak!! ”

"If you don't believe me, you can try to teach them yourself?!"

··；

Frank pinned his head to the other side in hatred, and just lay on the ground, holding his body in the cool shade of the tree, not going to say more.

"Of course I can teach them!"

(,,,,) Hmph!

"But...... Forget it, I won't explain that much to you!! ”

(●vwv●)

She could have done a way to get those big wolfdogs to speak, but she wouldn't do that!

Because Ah, Anne didn't want these aliens or earthlings to know that she could do magic, who made them those guys not want to believe it all the time, and laughed at her all the time?

"Hey!"

(σ｀д′)σ

"Just say, do you teach or not?"

(_)

Although the two dogs in the family are now very obedient and well-behaved, they sometimes do not understand her orders perfectly without using their own strength...... Therefore, in order to be able to bully others and those bad guys with two vicious dogs from time to time, Anne still thinks it is better to let this alien dog Frank teach them.

After all, they are both dogs, so there must be some common language.

"Don't teach!!"

⊙`⊙

Frank replied very categorically!

But soon, after feeling a certain bad breath in the air, and looking up at the two big wolf dogs that were slowly approaching next to it, with saliva in their mouths, and seemed to be ready to teach themselves a lesson in order to flatter a little girl, it felt that the good dog did not suffer the loss in front of him, so he quickly opened his mouth to defend again:

"It's not that I don't want to teach! I really can't teach it......"

"Boss Annie, they're dogs, I'm an alien, we're not the same species, please spare the little one......"

u u

The alien dog Frank cried with a sad dog face and began to beg for mercy, it was really a little afraid of this alien little girl who did things lightly and seriously, and had a bad temperament!

"Huh?"

∑(△｀)？！

"Why are the two of them here again......"

(·-·*)

Finally, little Annie, who did not achieve her goal, stopped paying attention to a certain alien dog and looked into the distance.

There, a black sedan rushed towards them at high speed, and drove directly onto the lawn, leaving two unsightly wheel tracks, and driving directly towards them at high speed.

Squeak!!

Soon, the same old-fashioned and unpleasant cacophony of classic car brakes sounded, and then two black-clad detectives with sunglasses stepped out of the open door.

"Hey! Annie, we meet again! ”

Agent K, who was the first to come out of the driver's seat, first said hello to a little girl who was staring at him with big blue eyes that were cute and cute, and those big talking eyes were full of questions and puzzled looks.

Then, he looked at the trumpeted pug surrounded by one man and two dogs.

"Hello, Frank, why are you here?"

Open your eyes and talk nonsense, and know better than anyone why the other party is here, k does not point out the reason why the other party is here, but pretends to be surprised and greets.

Fortunately, seeing this alien dog Frank who was forcibly 'kidnapped' and abducted by the little girl, and seeing that this interstellar political and diplomatic expert and an old friend who is proficient in the affairs of various races and countries in the galaxy is okay, K secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

Although he didn't think that the alien girl Anne would do anything to the other party, there were still basic worries...... After all, if that little girl accidentally plays with the other party, it will be another trouble!

"Wang?!"

"Hello K! And you, Agent J!! ”

⊙`⊙

Seeing that the person who came was his old friend, the alien dog Frank finally stopped lying on the ground and stood up, but jumped up suddenly, and ran directly behind the two of them, hiding behind the feet of Agent J, before he breathed a sigh of relief and greeted the two of them as if relieved.

"Hi ......"

"Hello Anne, and Frank......"

Agent J, who was a few steps behind, also greeted his alien friends who were present, but his movements and tone sounded a little listless, and he successfully attracted more attention from the little girl and the alien dog, Frank.

“……”

"You guys are good, Uncle K and the black-skinned J Shu ......"

Anne raised the paw of her bear Tiebs and shook it at the two visiting monsters before squinting at a stupid dog hiding behind.

If the other party thinks that now there is a savior and a helper can escape, then it is very wrong! If she wanted to, she had a way to deal with that self-righteous stupid guy!

“……”

"J, your face doesn't look very good, what's wrong, did you eat something wrong?"

-`-

The dog's nose is very smart, so Frank the alien dog only stirs the wing of his nose slightly, and he can easily smell the unpleasant sour vomit on the other party.

“！！”

"Frank! Never mention that in front of me again, never!! ”

J grabbed the hair on the other party's back and picked it up, gritting his teeth and threatening at the other party's bewildered dog face.

After a long time, he threw the other party back to the grass again......

“？？？”

"What did I just say that I shouldn't have said?"

`？

Frank, the alien dog, looked confused, and had no idea what was going on.

"It's best if you don't know!!"

j doesn't want to say too much about his ugly things, the so-called family ugliness is not publicized, although the other party will definitely know about it in the future, but at least now, he can still be a little embarrassed in front of the other party, isn't it?

“……”

(`)

"Hey! Uncle K, do you have anything to do here this time? ”

(vv)

The two men had obviously come with a purpose, so, seeing that she felt that she couldn't deal with the stupid dog for the time being, Anne decided to deal with the two visitors first, and send each other away first.

"Of course!!"

"Annie, here's how it happened......"

I wasn't going to be too polite to the little girl, because Agent K, who knew that it would be meaningless at all, said hello to a certain kidnapped alien dog expert and saw that there was nothing wrong with it, so he explained in detail why they were here......

in a word

Approximately: The headquarters of the man in black saw that it was not a matter to continue to let a little girl alien who was difficult to discipline, so he was ready to appease the other party and find a little thing to do for the other party, so as not to cause trouble or cause trouble everywhere when the other party was full and had nothing to do?

"Huh?"

Σ(￣д￣； )

"Join the Men in Black? Actually, it's not impossible...... But what about ......"

(w)

Anne felt that she needed to think about it first, because she wasn't sure if it was that kind of fun.

（…… ）

(●￣￣●)

But it shouldn't be a big deal......

After all, she won't die if you add it casually, and she can't be restrained even more, it's a big deal, if she gets tired of playing with it, she just throws her hands and leaves! After all, when she was on another earth, she had joined S.H.I.E.L.D., THE Avengers, and even the later creation of the Aegis Shield or something, and now adding a man in black doesn't seem unacceptable?

"Wait! Agent K ......"

"Boss K! Are you guys in black still short of detectives? What do you think, how about my dog detective? You know, I, Frank, am an expert in interstellar politics and diplomacy, and I am well versed in the affairs of the various races and nations of the galaxy...... A good dog?! ”

-`-

Finding out that the two black-clad detectives were actually here to recruit new detectives, Frank, who felt that the opportunity was unavoidable, jumped up from the grass at once, and then the two dog paws lay on the knees of Agent K, and the little tail kept wagging and asking urgently while sticking out his long tongue.

It's not like Frank didn't want to apply for the Men in Black, the alien assistant of Earth's 'foreign-related' organization, but in that case, it would have to start with chores, like some four Zerg bastards? The four poor little guys, who are said to have been working for many years, still have no hope of becoming black-clad detectives......

So, Frank decided to find another way, take this opportunity, take a ride with a certain little alien girl, and directly step into the world to become a glorious black-clad dog agent on Earth? When the time comes, when it stays on Earth enough and goes back, it will be able to save face, right?!

"Huh?!"

∑(△｀)？！

"The ......"

"Anyway, people don't have anything to do lately, so join your organization of men in black as a police detective!!"

(^^*)))

Little Anne wanted to think about it again, but when she saw that Frank, an alien stupid dog, was so eager to join in, she thought it might be fun, so she didn't waste any more time, and directly raised her right hand, indicating that Queen Anne had generously joined their organization of weird people who like to wear black!

But what......

She won't tell these people that she just wants to have fun when she joins in, and if it's not fun at that time, then she will run away and run to other worlds, and they want to find her again!!

（…… ）

"Very good ......"

At this moment, even K didn't expect that their recruitment would go so smoothly this time? So, in his happiness, he happily decided to recruit Frank, the alien dog who was rubbing his trouser leg hard to sell, and directly put together a team of alien detectives?

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