Chapter 701: A Serious Nonsense
Anyway, it's not my father who died, and it's my bird's business.
"......" Hearing this, Long Ling'er was dumbfounded, and looked at Xiao Tianyu in a daze, Okay, you won.
So, Long Ling'er stepped to the bed, opened the bottle, and suddenly a smell rushed to the brain, not to mention giving people to drink, Long Ling'er was still not at ease, and said to Xiao Tianyu: "This... Can this urine really detoxify?"
"I won't know until I try it!" Xiao Tianyu said lightly.
Long Ling'er was dumbfounded, could it be... Doesn't this guy know himself? Since you don't know, let my father drink urine? Hmph~ It's good if you can detoxify, but if you can't detoxify, my mother can't spare you.
"You go and help!" At this moment, Xiao Tianyu said to Lu Die'er.
"What did you say?" Lu Die'er was dumbfounded.
"You help!"
I'm a medical fairy, when have I ever beaten someone, and if I did, it would be okay, but the key is to feed urine.
However, Xiao Tianyu said lightly: "Don't think that you are a medical immortal, in fact, you are a quack, it is obviously a thing that can be solved by a soak of urine, you look here, there are so many ginseng, deer antlers, and all kinds of precious medicinal materials, isn't it a waste?
"You ......" Lu Die'er's face turned blue with anger, she was a dignified Butterfly Valley Doctor Immortal, when had she ever been counted down like this?
"Don't look at me like that, what I'm saying is the truth!"
"Okay, you'd better pray that your boy's urine is useful!" Lu Die'er snorted, if it's useless, look at how the old lady cleans you up, this guy is too annoying.
Da Da Da ~ So, Lu Die'er stepped to the bed and said to Long Ling'er: "You help your father up, and I will feed the medicine myself, no, it's to feed urine!"
She, Lu Die'er, wanted to see if Xiao Tianyu was talking nonsense, or if she really had the ability to solve the poison she couldn't solve.
"Okay!" Long Ling'er nodded, helped Long Xiaoyun up, Lu Die'er took the porcelain bottle, opened Long Xiaoyun's mouth, pinched her nose and poured it into Long Xiaoyun's mouth, grunting~
Ahem~
Suddenly, Long Xiaoyun coughed twice, opened his tired eyes, and looked at Lu Die'er, and suddenly Lu Die'er was shocked, it's over... It's over, Uncle Long knows I'm peeing, so he has to tear my bones apart.
So, Xingmu glared at Xiao Tianyu, and Xiao Tianyu spread his hands, as if to say, I forgot to tell you, the jade pillow point can only make people sleep for half an hour.
At this time, he saw Long Xiaoyun looking at Lu Die'er and said, "Die'er, this... What kind of medicine is this, why is it so aggressive?"
"Ah......h
Hearing this, Long Ling'er and Lu Die'er were dumbfounded, looking at Long Xiaoyun with a frightened expression, do you want to tell him that we are feeding urine.
Can't say, can't say, just in case... If he finds out, he won't be able to skin us alive.
So, Long Ling'er's beautiful eyes blinked: "That... Actually......"
"Actually, what?" Long Xiaoyun frowned.
"Actually... In fact... This is a new drug that Sister Die'er has just developed!"
"Yes, yes~ It's a new drug developed by me, which can cure all kinds of poisons, Uncle Long, you don't have to worry!" Lu Die'er immediately answered.
"Is it really a new drug?" asked Long Xiaoyun.
"Really!"
"Guaranteed to be true!"
"But how do I feel that this smell is weird, it's similar to the smell of urine!"
Bang dang~
Hearing this, the two of them almost didn't have a fart, sitting on the ground, I'm a mother, the smell of urine, this old man can taste it? And have you ever drunk urine? Otherwise, how do you know what urine tastes like?
"Actually, that's ......"
"Shut up!" Lu Die'er and Long Ling'er's beautiful eyes glared at Xiao Tianyu angrily, as if warning Xiao Tianyu, you dare to say a few more words, and Xiao Tianyu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Just let me talk more!"
After that, Xiao Tianyu continued to play his game, making a thing that doesn't care about me when the sky falls.
"What new medicine?" asked Long Long Xiaoyun.
"It's... This... It's cephalosporin, right, right... It's cephalosporin......" Lu Die'er said.
Bang dang~
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Tianyu's mobile phone suddenly fell to the ground. This is really serious nonsense, Nima, that cephalosporin is an anti-inflammatory drug, okay, this woman can really think of it.
Vomit~
At this moment, I saw Long Xiaoyun vomit suddenly, which made Long Ling'er look shocked: "Dad, what's wrong with you!"
"I'm so uncomfortable, I always feel that there are a lot of worms crawling in my stomach!" After that, Long Xiaoyun's expression turned pale, and the next second: "Vomit~'
"Dad......" Long Ling'er was frightened when she saw this, even Lu Die'er panicked, and immediately checked Long Xiaoyun's pulse, however, she found that Long Xiaoyun's pulse was weak, so she said to Xiao Tianyu: "What's going on!"
"You don't understand?" Xiao Tianyu sat there.
"Yes, I'll ask you?"
"He is poison, and now he has drunk ......"
"It's cephalosporin!" Before Xiao Tianyu finished speaking, the two women interrupted directly, and Xiao Tianyu said, "Yes... It's cephalosporin, so the Gu poison in his body is starting to cause trouble, and it's normal for his pulse to be weak, because he doesn't have bugs in his body to support it!"
"Bugs?" Lu Die'er was puzzled.
"This is the medical immortal?" Xiao Tianyu said sarcastically.
"You don't use onions to fill garlic, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go!"
"Are you asking for advice?" Xiao Tianyu glanced at Lu Die'er and continued: "Gu poison is a kind of insect that can't be seen with a microscope, as long as it is planted in the human body, it can grow rapidly, and at a certain time, it will devour the internal organs of the poisoned person, this boy... No, cephalosporin is specifically the nemesis of these bugs......"
Vomit~
Before Xiao Tianyu finished speaking, Long Xiaoyun began to vomit again, and at this moment, he saw small insects crawling out of his mouth, so he was not disgusting, and even on the bed, there were everywhere on the ground.
"Don't let these bugs touch your skin, otherwise, the consequences will be unimaginable, is there still urine in that bottle?"
"And urine!" Lu Die'er blurted out without thinking about it, obviously stunned by the scene in front of her.
"Sprinkle where there are bugs!"
"Okay!" Lu Die'er nodded, and immediately spilled the little boy urine left in the bottle, and soon saw those crawling insects struggling, and finally turned into pools of blood.
And at this time, Long Xiaoyun, who was sluggish, said to Lu Die'er, "What did you just say?"
"She said, there's urine in that bottle!" Xiao Tianyu sat there and said lightly.
Hearing this, Lu Die'er was dumbfounded, this... Does this bastard have to be so mean? Actually... Hum......
"Butterfly, you... You just fed me pee? ...... you."
"Uncle Long, this... It's none of my business, it's the guy who said that urine can cure all kinds of poisons......"
"So, you guys are here to deceive me, what else is cephalosporin?" Long Xiaoyun looked confused.
What he drank just now was actually a child's urine, I'm a mother, if this is spread out, where should I put my old face, and the patriarch of the dignified Dragon family actually drank urine?
(End of chapter)