Chapter 700: Kindergarten Order

At this moment, Long Ling'er and Lu Die'er both had frightened expressions on their faces, how could they have thought that Xiao Tianyu really wanted to feed Long Xiaoyun to drink urine, what a shameful thing it was?

No matter what the taste of urine is, but this drinking urine can really detoxify? They have heard it for the first time, Long Ling'er thought secretly in her heart, are you sure you are not fooling people, and also, how much hatred does my father have with you, how much hatred, you want my father to drink urine?

It's okay to be able to detoxify, but if this can't be detoxified, won't the urine be drunk in vain?

So, Long Ling'er said to Lu Die'er: "Sister Die'er, you are a medical immortal, proficient in medical science, have you ever heard that urine can detoxify?"

Hearing this, Lu Die'er's beautiful eyes glanced at Xiao Tianyu, and then shook her head: "Does your friend have any holiday with Uncle Long?"

"Probably not!"

"No, will he drink urine?" Lu Die'er's beautiful eyes flashed: "I think there must be a holiday, how can urine be detoxified, this guy is obviously using this to humiliate Uncle Long!"

Lu Die'er has been practicing medicine for several years, and she is a closed disciple of the King of Poison Hand Medicine, she has never heard her master say that urine can also detoxify, this guy must have something to do with Long Xiaoyun.

Even if there is a festival, you can't be so humiliated, how can you say that Long Xiaoyun is also a generation of heroes.

"Why are you two still stunned there, why don't you go to find the boy's urine!" Xiao Tianyu glanced at them and continued: "It must be virgin urine, otherwise it's useless!"

"......" also... The two looked at Xiao Tianyu in a daze, this bastard is really not joking?

However, Xiao Tianyu said seriously: "Don't look at me like that, I'm not a virgin!"

"That's not what we meant!" the two stared at Xiao Tianyu with beautiful eyes, and said in unison.

Then, Lu Die'er said, "Are you sure this urine can be detoxified?"

"What about the medical immortals? Are you sure it's not a quack?" Xiao Tianyu's words did not hide at all, making Lu Die'er look at Xiao Tianyu with a coquettish expression.

Xiao Tianyu continued: "Although there are many kinds of Gu drugs in the world, there are rain drop Gu, loach Gu, and blood baby Gu poison...... and head-lowering techniques, etc., all originated from Xiangxi, China, no matter what kind of poison it is, but they all have a nemesis, that is, children's urine, I don't understand this common sense, hehe~ Also a medical immortal?"

"......" Lu Die'er was speechless for a while, Xiangxi?What is Xiangxi?and... This guy seems to be telling the truth.

And Xiao Tianyu continued: "I'm sure that this poisoner must be from Xiangxi, China, or he has stayed over there, it is not difficult to find out the poisoner, but now the main thing is to detoxify, you hurry up and get the boy's urine!"

Xiao Tianyu's eyes were sincere, and it didn't seem like a lie, Long Ling'er's beautiful eyes blinked: "Brother Xiao, are you really sure that this boy's urine can detoxify?"

"Child's urine can detoxify!" Xiao Tianyu said.

"But where can I find a virgin?" Long Ling'er said: "The current virgins are all like pandas, but it's not easy to find, unless you go to the kindergarten to book!"

"Virgins are fine, too!"

"Ahh

As soon as these words came out, Long Ling'er and Lu Die'er's pupils widened, and they looked at Xiao Tianyu and were dumbfounded.

And Xiao Tianyu said seriously: "You are not virgins either?"

When these words came out, a faint flush climbed on the faces of the two of them, and they really wanted to say, can we not speak so directly, and also, why are we not virgins? Are we the kind of people who mess around?

So, Lu Die'er said: "I am, just ......"

"Just what?" Xiao Tianyu asked.

"It's just, I'd better go find the boy to pee!" Lu Die'er's face turned red, should this bastard speak so directly?

However, Xiao Tianyu said: "In fact, children's urine does not necessarily refer to the body of a virgin, and the same is true for children's urine, so you should hurry up and order it in the kindergarten!"

Burst~

The two of them spurted out a mouthful of old blood, are they being tricked by this bastard? If the boy's urine can be detoxified, forget it, if it can't be detoxified, hum~ You look good.

So, Long Ling'er's beautiful eyes flashed: "I'll go find urine!"

After that, Long Ling'er left the room, and Lu Die'er felt that there was really no way to be in the same room with Xiao Tianyu, this guy was too bastard, she said to Long Ling'er: "Ling'er, I'll go with you!"

"Okay!" Long Ling'er nodded, the two of them raised their feet and left the bedroom, when Lu Die'er came out of the bedroom, suddenly the eyes of many young people in the outside world fell on her, Lu Die'er, one of the four beauties in Fengzhou City, was very eye-catching.

Long Ao stepped forward and said with a smile: "Die'er, where are you going? or I will send someone to protect you!"

"No!" Lu Die'er looked at Long Ao with beautiful eyes, and said lightly: "Next time, please call me by my full name!"

As soon as these words came out, Long Ao's face changed, dignified Long Ao, he is likely to be the heir of the Long family in the future, when has he ever eaten deflated? However, now he was rejected by Lu Die'er, one of the four goddesses, and said, please call her full name next time.

And Lu Die'er ignored Long Ao, carried the lotus step, but like an immortal, left the backyard, I don't know how many eyes looked at her back, as if Lu Die'er at this moment was filled with a touch of holy brilliance, which could not be blasphemed.

"What a Lu Die'er, one of the four goddesses, is really arrogant!" He Kun next to Long Ao snorted coldly: "Sooner or later, this kind of woman will become my crotch plaything!"

"Senior brother, don't be whimsical, in the imperial capital, this Lu Die'er is not as simple as it seems, she is a disciple of the Poison Hand Medicine King, not only good at medical skills, toxins are her roots, without her consent, if you want to get her body, I am afraid that you will be poisoned and die, not to mention that the people of Butterfly Valley are not ordinary people, since Butterfly Valley can have thousands of years of heritage, it must not be as simple as using poison!"

"Hehehe......" He Kun sneered: "Can you still compete with the Heaven Killing Academy, Chu Jie, you can't help but look up to Butterfly Valley too much!"

In fact, Chu Jie didn't mean this, what he meant was that He Kun couldn't represent the Heaven Killing Academy at all, not to mention that the Heaven Killing Academy was as proud as a cloud, how could he care about a He Kun?

In the bedroom, Xiao Tianyu moved a bench and sat there playing games, obviously waiting for Lu Die'er and Long Ling'er to take urine back.

Half an hour later, the two of them returned to the bedroom again, and Long Ling'er handed the porcelain vase in his hand to Xiao Tianyu: "You come to feed!"

She Long Ling'er didn't dare to feed her father to drink urine, if her father knew about it, she wouldn't have to pick up her skin, not to mention whether this boy's urine could be detoxified, it was still unknown, in case it couldn't be solved, this black cauldron would naturally have to be borne by Xiao Tianyu.

"He's your father!" Xiao Tianyu sat there and continued to play with his mobile phone, making Long Ling'er dumbfounded, while Xiao Tianyu continued: "If you want to watch your father die, you don't have to feed him urine!"

(End of chapter)