Chapter 1056 ✧*. ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*。 The bustling Emerald Palace
In the middle of the Emerald Palace, there is a luxurious martial arts platform made of stone and decorated with beautiful jadeite, gold and other precious items, tiger girls, small snakes, cranes, leather monkeys and praying mantises, who are known as the five heroes of anger and the world, are fighting fiercely in full swing.
'Hey! ’
✴Boom~!
'Hah! ’
✴Boom~!
'Look at the move! ’
'Good to come!!' ’
✴✴ Bang bang!!
“……”
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Long before the competition began, Anne came to the Emerald Palace with the rabbits, geese, and pigs, and found a position on the front of the second floor of the Emerald Palace, just sat on the railing on the second floor, holding her own bear Tibers, blinking the beautiful big blue eyes, opening her mouth slightly, and looking at the well-looking 'Angry Five' and 'Five Heroes of the World' in the field with great interest.
Yes, it's just beautiful, and there's really nothing else......
In Anne's opinion, their kind of jousting with punches and kicks, the occasional 'hum' and punching and kicking of compressed and concussive currents that seem to bluff people, are more just a little more of a show?
And those so-called 'Wrath Five' or 'Five Heroes of the World', the strength of the five animals is just average in Anne's opinion, but compared to the inhabitants of the Valley of Peace, compared to the pigs, rabbits and geese, the strength of the five animals is obviously a relatively high level, which can probably be seen from the hysterical cheers and cheers of the surrounding audience.
“……”
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However, Anne did not participate in the cheers of the inhabitants of the so-called 'Valley of Peace', which consisted mainly of fat pigs, black and white swans, and rabbits, because she thought that the fireworks at the beginning were much more fun and interesting than the fights now.
Anyway, the so-called 'Five Heroes of the World' or the 'Five Heroes of Wrath', their kind of power that still belongs to the mortal level, is obviously far from enough to see here in her Queen Anne! However, the strength of others is someone else's business, and she is at most just following to see the excitement, and she will definitely not easily interfere in other people's affairs.
“……”
๑乛◡乛๑
However, compared to the fierce fighting scenes in the Emerald Palace, compared to the kind of 'performance' that seemed to be able to bluff pigs of the five heroes of the world, Anne obviously threw more of her mind on the sidelines, on a black and white figure who was trying her best to climb in to watch the game.
This is not?
While the residents of the Valley of Peace, when the pigs, geese, and rabbits who could all talk were still happily shouting and cheering excitedly at the five heroes of the world performing in the field, she couldn't help but glance her gaze beyond the courtyard walls of the Emerald Palace from time to time.
Because, outside, the super obese panda pastry chef Ah Bao, who has the nickname of 'Fat Bo', is trying all kinds of ways to enter the courtyard wall to watch the game? But unfortunately, even if he tried everything feasible, even if he tried to slap the door, hammer the door, hit the door, climb the wall, peep, pole, bend the bamboo, climb the tree, etc., but in the end he still could not get in......
So, when little Anne looked out again, she found that the fellow was sitting on the steps outside, pitifully sitting on the top step with his fat chin in a daze, and he didn't know what sad and sad things he was thinking!
‘……’
‘……’
‘!! ’
'Residents of the Valley of Peace, the contest is over! Our tortoise master is about to select the much-anticipated dragon warriors! ’
'Now, all be silent! ’
'Drums!!' ’
At this time, when the five heroes of the world ended their short exchange and began to enter the performance stage, and entered those inconsequential garbage time, they did not know what the turtle master and the raccoon master on the stone platform directly above the ring said something, and finally, the little raccoon stepped forward and shouted at the residents of Peace Valley present in a neutral voice, and quickly calmed the scene, making the entire lively and noisy venue instantly quiet.
Because now the exciting time is coming, and that is the main purpose of the residents of Peace Valley - to witness the whole process of the turtle master selecting the legendary 'dragon warrior' who can save the world and protect peace!
“……”
(ー`´ー)
"Look, Tiebs, they're playing tricks on them like that!"
"What people have discovered, the spiritual power of that old turtle has been scanning back and forth on the bodies of those five animals for a long time, and they have never thought about choosing outsiders, but now they seem to have made up their minds and concentrated on the most powerful tiger?"
o('^ ́)o hum!
Others may not be able to see it, but Anne can 'see' it clearly!
Obviously, the angry five heroes, any of the five heroes of the world seem to be not very satisfied with the old turtle where the old god is there, but there is no way, it seems that the five heroes of the world are already the top existence in the entire valley of peace, so it can only be taller from a group of dwarves now?
Anyway, Anne already knew the shady scenes, and the old turtle had no choice but to reluctantly choose the tigress to be the dragon warrior.
But......
“……”
ε=( ́ο'*)))) Alas
Looking at a fat panda outside, who was messing around and didn't seem to be completely dead, Anne couldn't help but sigh.
Knowing too many things, and knowing the outcome in advance may be a bit bad......
Because, there are some things that she has seen the end in advance, and obviously, something will definitely surprise everyone later! However, Anne didn't want to interfere, but thought it was interesting, and was ready to secretly help the fat panda outside, such as ...... Secretly light the fuse for the fireworks he tied to a bamboo chair and guide the other party's landing point or something?
("ಡωಡ")
Anyway, that kind of little thing is not difficult for Anne, it just needs a simple idea? Besides, she was quite familiar with the panda, and she was definitely more inclined to the panda outside than a tigress she didn't know.
(…… )
(● ̄(エ) ̄●)
……
‘……’
‘……’
In the Emerald Palace, people were watching with bated breath as an old turtle pretending to be a ghost stretched out its long black paws and swayed from side to side between the five heroes of the world, waiting for the other party to make a final decision.
However, this is when the mutation finally happened!
Sou~!
☄
Rumble!!!
After a burst of beautiful firework that amazed everyone, a guy who was very attractive in front of him actually fell from the sky and crashed into the turtle master...... And at this time, the claws of the turtle master, the long claws that determine who can be elected as the dragon warrior, actually stopped in front of the intruder's nose?
Long......
'Thank God......
'Bestowed upon us Dragon Samurai!' He is - Pandaman Po!! ’
Crash~!
Clang~! Clang~! Clang~!
When a certain 'rocket bear' made of fireworks screams and falls in front of the old turtle who is reaching out to point at one of the five heroes of the world...... Dramatically, when a certain surprised old turtle decided to make a mistake, the entire Emerald Palace band began to join the audience in the Peace Valley, beating gongs and drums and shouting loudly in celebration.
'Wow~! ’
'Yay~! ’
'Great! ’
'Long live the panda!!' ’
'Dragon Samurai! Dragon Samurai! ’
'Fat Wave! Fat Wave! ’
'That's Po......'
'Dragon Samurai! Dragon Samurai! Dragon Samurai! ’
The animals shouted as best they could, and it was obvious that a panda who was originally just a noodle seller and had no kung fu skills had been selected by the turtle master as a legendary 'dragon warrior', and it seemed that it really made the residents of Peace Valley more excited and happy than any of the five heroes of the world being chosen as a dragon warrior?
maybe
Is the reason why they are so hysterical is simply because of hatred of the rich or hatred of the privileged class?
Or was it because they were surprised and glad that their inhabitants of the Valley of Peace, at the lowest level of the world, still had that little bit of promotion and hope?
“……”
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But
Whatever they thought, Anne had quietly left her previous position, squeezing away the cheering pigs and bunnies who could only watch and could not eat, and began to quietly wander towards the palaces in the inner part of the Emerald Palace while others were not looking.
"Let's go!"
♪٩(´ᵕ`๑)۶⁾⁾
"Tibbs, there doesn't seem to be much fun here, so let's go somewhere else first, shall we?"
-=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Anne wasn't going to get together with a bunch of pigs' heads and a bunch of rabbits and geese that could only be seen but not eaten to cheer for a fat, stupid panda, so she managed to squeeze out of the 'human' group and began to grope the back of the Emerald Palace by herself.
(Dear little master, now is the busiest time here, why don't you just leave like this, don't you play here with them for a while?)
Σ(⊙㉨⊙`)?
- Tibbs was a little puzzled, because where was the ring now, and the countless residents of the Valley of Peace were cheering and cheering with the pig manners and black swan guards of the Emerald Palace, and they were also vigorously setting off fireworks and waving streamers, and it was not the kind of scene that some of his bad little master liked the most? )
"Don't be embarrassed, so what's so nice? Anyway, we've all chosen, so let's go to the mountains for a stroll now, and ignore them for now! ”
o(`^´)o
After glancing at a certain fat pandaman who was surrounded by a large group of animals in the middle of the ring, the kind of animals that could only be seen but not eaten, little Anne turned her head disdainfully, and took advantage of no one's attention, slipped directly to the top of the Emerald Palace, and began to wander around the complex alone.
As for the poor fat Bo who was inexplicably elected as a dragon knight, the poor pandaman Po was directly left behind by little Annie.
Although she secretly helped the other party in secret just now, she obviously didn't plan to care too much about the follow-up.
(That...... Dear little master, depending on the direction you are going, are you planning to steal the 'Divine Dragon Heavenly Book' and steal the scroll in the main hall behind?
(͡°㉨͡°ʋ)
- It didn't matter if a bad little master joined in the fun, but now that the direction the other party was going had betrayed some of her ideas, it couldn't help but ask more. )
“!!”
!? (•''•۶)۶
"Steal? You're stealing! People don't get that kind of thing, they just want to see it......"
o(′~`●)o=3=3=3
Well, Anne did subconsciously have that kind of thought, but now that a bad bear told her that, she suddenly changed her mind and didn't want to go! Therefore, she simply turned around directly, planning to go around the back mountain of the Emerald Palace to see what interesting things were there?
As for the scrolls or something......
Although she really wanted to see it, she didn't want to wait for a moment, and her heart was even more anxious, as if there was a hateful kitten scratching it? But, given that some of the abominable bears had just said something so ugly, and that the scroll or something was left there and no one could take it, she could have held off for another day...... Or maybe I'll take a sneak peek tomorrow when I have time?
(…… )
(lll¬㉨¬)
(Dear little master, there is no one in that hall now, and it is very noisy outside, no one must have noticed...... You can go whenever you want, but if you want to take a sneak peek right now, might it be the perfect opportunity?
ʕ๑¯㉨¯๑ʔ
- Discovering the tangled expression on his master's little face, Tiebs, who didn't want to be secretly hated for such a trivial matter, quickly spoke out again. After all, it is impossible for the little master of the Tiebs family to steal things, and like the Time Gem or the Land of Flames, it is actually all 'exchanged' with strength, and all of them are legitimate and legitimate property? )
“!!”
Σ(⊙ω⊙`)?
"Huh? It seems to be the same! So ......"
("ಡωಡ") Hey, hey, hey
"Tibbs, if we just go and take it and take a look, and don't plan to take it, it must be okay, right?"
↜(ψ`▽′)o
Although it is said that it is stealing without telling it, if you just take it and take a look, and then put it back after reading it, then there will definitely be no problem! Even if that approach is actually a bit not good, but as long as it is not discovered by the owner, as long as the content you see is not nonsense, then it is definitely okay!
─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)
After thinking about it, comforting herself, and convincing herself, little Anne turned around again and ran towards the hall where the Divine Dragon Heavenly Book was placed that she subconsciously wanted to go to just now.
(…… )
ε=( ́ᄌ'●)))) Alas
The frolic and chaos outside the Emerald Palace lasted for a long, long time......
About an hour or two later, when the sky was getting dark, and when the cheering and celebratory people gradually dispersed and descended the mountain contentedly, a certain panda man Po, who had unexpectedly become a 'Dragon Samurai' and was carried to the mysterious Jade Green Dragon Hall where the 'Dragon Heavenly Book' was kept, was apprehensive and excited.
‘……’
'Oh my God, this is the mysterious Hall of the Dragon Samurai?' Wow! It's really amazing!! ’
In the past, as one of the most ordinary low-level panda people in the Valley of Peace, as a Bao who opened a noodle restaurant, it was impossible for him to come here to see it! At most, it's just outside the gate of the Emerald Palace to see Wujie practicing martial arts and practicing kung fu in today's ring through that peeping hole?
And now, he was thrown to this coveted place by the people of the Jade Palace? Therefore, the panda man Ah Bao couldn't help tiptoeing a little nervously, and at the same time was extremely excited to wander around and touch it.
'Huh? ’
"These are twenty green dragon pillars, and they are really made of jade......
‘!! ’
'Look at this floor, oh my God, it's all the finest glass jade!' It's terrible, if Daddy sees it, he will definitely find a way to cut off a piece and sell it for money! ’
Click~!
'Ahh ’
'It's so tightly spread that I can't even pick it off......
After trying to use his sharp claws to pick hard at an unnoticeable corner, and finding that he couldn't get the thick jade floor except for a little white mark on it, Po the panda man had to give up regretfully.
'This is ......'
'Flying Rhino Master's Armor? Look at the knife marks and impacts on the top, it's really shocking! ’
‘!! ’
'This—This is the Hero's Blade?' ’
'The legendary blow hair breaks, if you look closely, you may be injured by the knife, the green dragon knife of the orangutan Guan Tianyu?! ’
'Is this the invisible staff of fate?' It's really completely invisible, and you can't even touch it with your hands......'
And this! ’
'The legendary 'Samurai Whispering Urn' that seals the soul of the entire Heavenly Book Army?!" ’
'Wow! ’
'And this ......'
When he found that the objects that only appeared in the oral legends of the inhabitants of the Valley of Peace appeared in front of his eyes, it made Po the panda man feel extremely excited and rare, so he quickly forgot the purpose of the people who brought him here, and only thought about running around and looking around and exclaiming, as if he wanted to see all the things he had only heard and seen in portraits or legends before?
"Hi~!"
|˛˙꒳˙)❤
“!!”
"Wow! You, you, why are you here?! ”
Ouch!
Boom~!
Suddenly, Ah Bao, a panda man who had just come out from behind a green dragon jade pillar and was about to take a good look on the other side of the main hall, was directly frightened by a little guy who suddenly poked his head out from behind the pillar, and fell to the floor with his head back with an exclamation.
"Strange!"
(¬_¬)
"You can be here, why can't people be here?!"
๑乛◡乛๑
Anne wouldn't tell the other party that she had just read the 'Divine Dragon Heavenly Book' that the other party had dreamed of here, and the 'Wordless Heavenly Book' in the turquoise scroll carved with jade and decorated with gold!
It's a pity that the scroll of the Broken Heaven Book inside doesn't have a word at all, even if she uses the identification technique to identify it, because ah, it's just a very ordinary, smooth, blank scroll made of specially woven fabric that can faintly reflect the figure of a person?
"Also to ......"
Panda Po nodded, just about to stop thinking about why the other party was here, he quickly came back to his senses:
"Wait!"
"That's not right! I'm here because I'm a 'Dragon Samurai', and I'm the one who wants to be a 'Dragon Hero', but why are you hairless little monkey here?! ”
The panda man Po still doesn't know what kind of animal this little guy in front of him is, so he can only call each other 'hairless little monkey' for the time being. After all, no matter what evil the other party is, he looks like a golden snub-nosed monkey, at most there are some differences in the color of his eyes, hair, skin, hands and feet, etc.?
“!!”
(ಠ╭╮ಠ)
"You're a hairless little monkey! It's a human being, it's a little girl! Also, what are you looking at humans?! ”
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If it weren't for the fact that this was someone else's place, if it weren't for the black swan guards outside, and if it weren't for the fact that there was an old turtle and a little raccoon silently watching this place in the distance, Anne might have beaten up this stupid guy in front of her who dared to say that she was a monkey, and this kind of idiot who could only be protected by legislation and artificial reproduction would not be extinct!
"Haven't seen ......"
"Are humans hairless creatures like you?"
"Also, is the national treasure you told me before you went up the mountain today real? Have you ever seen anything that looks the same as me? ”
Although a lot of things have happened today, Panda Po, who has barely settled down now, can't help but ask about the things he is interested in.
“……”
(๑Ծ‸Ծ๑)
"Humans aren't hairless animals! Let me tell you, the book says this: man is defined as a creature capable of using language, with complex social organization and technological development? ”
(*^▽^*)☝
With that, Anne had to admit that the pigs, geese, rabbits, and red pandas (raccoons?) she saw in the Valley of Peace looked exactly like the animals. Turtles, tigers, monkeys, snakes, cranes, praying mantises, and other animals can all be classified as 'humans'?
And if you think about it this way, is it not wrong for the other party to say that human beings are a 'animal'? At the same time, this should be the reason why she is always reluctant to eat those talking and intelligent animals, even if sometimes she really wants to eat and will try to restrain herself, after all, that kind of thing is always not good.
"I seem to understand a little bit......"
"So, you're a little creature called a 'human'? But what about national treasures? You said earlier, you said that I am a national treasure, I heard you say that, you don't want to deny it! ”
Po didn't want to care what kind of animal that 'human' was, he just wanted to know: what is the national treasure, and has the other party ever seen a 'national treasure' panda that looks exactly like him?
Speaking of which, he has long suspected that he is not Mr. Papa's own son, because he doesn't look like the other party at all! He doesn't have his father's beak at all, he doesn't have the kind of webbing that is good at being useful, and he doesn't have waterproof feathers and flying wings!
He actually realized it when he was very young: the dozens of sons and daughters of Mr. Pig and Mrs. Pig are all pigs, the rabbit family is all rabbits, and the neighbor's big gray goose hatched from the eggs is also all geese, so he Ah Bao himself is fat and big, and he is also black and white, and he doesn't look like his father Mr. Ping at all!
So, if he could, he really wanted to hear more about his national treasure from the mouth of this little girl animal named Human in front of him.
"You want to ask about the 'national treasure'......"
("ಡωಡ")
Thinking of the silly and honest creatures she saw in the zoo, and then the animals she saw in the world of Azeroth, little Anne couldn't help but hesitate, not knowing which world's 'national treasure' she should introduce to the other party.
"Okay, let's talk to you!"
ꉂ(。 •̀ꌂ-)✧
Finally, after thinking about it and deciding to talk to each other about a certain kind of 'national treasure', little Anne made a little grimace at each other, and then continued to wander around the hall and look at those messy things, while slowly explaining to the other party, and began to instill some strange knowledge in the other party.
(…… )
(lll¬㉨¬)
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I don't know how long it took, when little Annie and the panda man Ah Bao walked around the Jade Green Dragon Temple, and looked around the books, items, other messy things and those carvings stored in it, she suddenly disappeared when the other party turned his head, leaving only a dumbfounded panda who began to wander around the hall.
‘……’
'Hey! ’
'Have you seen enough, what are you looking for?' ’
After a while, when Po found that he couldn't find the little girl, and was about to shout to call the other party out, suddenly, a majestic old voice suddenly sounded behind him.
“?!”
The sudden sound startled Po again.
“……”
"Oh! I'm sorry, but it was you, Dear Master Raccoon, when did you get here? ”
After hearing someone's voice, Ah Bao, a panda man who only cared about looking at rare and looking for a certain little girl, completely forgot where he was, heard someone's voice, turned around in fright, and saw the guy not far away who didn't know when he was standing in front of that puddle of water, and was slightly shorter than a little girl called a human - Master Raccoon!
Master Raccoon is the apprentice of the first generation of Zen tortoise masters, and one of the 'Five Heroes of the World' of the previous generation! At the same time, the other party is also the current head of the Emerald Palace! Therefore, the identity and status of the other party are there, and for Ah Bao, a panda man who has just become a 'dragon warrior', it must be the kind of existence that cannot be offended and does not dare to offend.
"The ......"
"Are you here specifically to teach me the super kung fu in the Divine Dragon Heavenly Book, which can only be learned by the legendary 'Dragon Samurai'?"
Respectfully walked in front of the other party, and after a salute, Ah Bao blushed and leaned over excitedly to ask the other party carefully.
"Humph!"
"Stupid panda! Your thoughts are still too naïve, and I can tell you unequivocally: you will not be, and cannot be, a dragon samurai! ”
"Do you know how much trouble you have caused to our Emerald Palace because of your mess today? Also, do you know how heavy the burden and expectations of the 'Dragon Samurai' are? Panda Man Po, do you know that you almost ruined it all!! ”
What made the panda man Po feel inexplicable was that Master Raccoon not only did not teach him the true kung fu in the legendary Shenlong Tianshu as he imagined, but instead kept a straight face, and while walking towards him, he also scolded him for no reason, as if he had done something heinous, which was completely unreasonable?
"You ......"
"This, this ......"
Panda Po, who didn't know what was going on at all, and didn't know why the other party was angry, was intimidated by the other party's momentum, so he could only take a big step back, and timidly looked at the other party holding the flute-like thing, and began to circle and point at himself and shake his head and comment.
"Panda Man Po!"
"You probably don't know, do you? Only after you have to cultivate to the highest level of kung fu can you understand the secret ...... in the Divine Dragon Heavenly Book."
"And it's completely impossible for someone like you to be clear!"
"Look at your fat buttocks, these loose buttocks, I'm afraid they're worse than those stupid pigs in the Valley of Peace, right?"
Syllable!
✴
After the evaluation, the raccoon master, who seemed a little puzzled, slapped the opponent's buttocks.
'Ouch! ’
After being reprimanded, Ah Bao, who didn't understand what was going on with the other party, could only exclaim and aggrieved to keep his precious buttocks, which he had to eat a lot of things every day to maintain.
"Humph!"
"Look at your arms, how much strength can all this fat and fat give you?"
"Also, what I can't stand the most is your ridiculous belly! Please tell me out loud, Po, panda man, where the hell is your waist, can you point it out to me?! ”
Burst!
✴
Boom!!
✴
The more I looked at it, the more angry I felt, and the more I looked at it, the more I felt that the other party was not a material for cultivating kung fu, so the raccoon master viciously used the bamboo flute in his hand to greet the other party's arms and belly, as if they would be smaller if he hit them a few more times?
You know, when he and Master Turtle made up their minds a few days ago to restart the 'Dragon Scroll', intending to select dragon warriors and pass on the Divine Dragon Heavenly Book, which represents infinite power, they never thought that such a ridiculous panda would be chosen!
'Ahh~! ’
As the raccoon master of the Emerald Palace scolded angrily while slapping the flute in his hand, after a few clicks, the panda man Bao, who only felt the incomparably severe pain in the place where he was scolded and slapped by the flute, took several big steps back in pain, until he was a little farther away from the raccoon master who didn't know why he hated him so much, and then sat on the floor paved by the jade, and at the same time hurriedly rubbed his legs, feet, arms and belly vigorously.
"Heh......"
"Panda Bao, listen to me! You can't be a dragon samurai and never will be...... I know, you're just the son of a noodle shop owner, you don't know anything but rolling noodles and cooking, you're worse than any goose guard in the Emerald Palace! ”
"So, you think I'm going to hand over to you the secret of the 'Divine Dragon Heavenly Book' that hides infinite power?!"
After saying that, the raccoon master, who was extremely angry, squinted his eyes and warned the other party fiercely.
If he was more shocked when he was there at the venue, and maybe he still had a little bit of expectation in his heart, now after thoroughly understanding everything about this damn panda, including the other party's family and physical fitness, he is already completely disappointed in the other party.
He just wanted to hurry up and try his best to drive the other party away from his Jade Palace before the turtle master made up his mind and handed over the scroll to the other party.
Because, whether it is for the other party, or for the people of the Jade Palace, or the people of the Peace Valley, there is only benefit and no harm, so it is best for the other party to retreat? Besides, he really can't see that the fat-headed and big-eared guy in front of him will be the kind of hard-working and hard-working material who can learn kung fu, even if he wants to train the other party, he is afraid that it will be too late.
"Huh!?"
"Nope! Master Raccoon, you can't do that! ”
"You know, everyone has seen that I am a dragon warrior who was appointed by the turtle master in public, and I am destined to become a 'dragon hero'! Also, I'm a national treasure, you must not do that to me!! ”
The panda man Ah Bao was in a hurry, and hurriedly got up to cover the sore spots on his body, and at the same time comically rushed to the front and back of the raccoon master, grinning at the corners of his mouth and shouting loudly against each other.
Although, it was a beautiful misunderstanding at the beginning, but now Po has gradually accepted his name as a 'Dragon Samurai' and is willing to accept everything! Besides, this is his last and best chance to learn real kung fu here in the Emerald Palace, that is his dream, and he will not give up easily unless he resigns himself to his fate and returns to his father's noodle shop to become a third-generation noodle roller and a noodle shop owner for life?
"Ridiculous!"
"Master Turtle is already old and confused, and choosing you is the most stupid decision ever! I wouldn't let him make that dangerous and bad decision at such a difficult juncture! ”
If Master Turtle chose any of the five apprentices of Master Raccoon as his Raccoon Master, he would naturally have nothing to say, because those five of them had been trained by him for many years, and their kung fu had reached the point of being superb, so they were naturally qualified to watch the Divine Dragon Book and comprehend the secrets contained in the scroll.
But......
If it is replaced by the panda in front of you who does not have any kung fu foundation and is extremely obese, it will definitely be a huge disaster! It will be a disaster for both the Emerald Palace and the inhabitants of the Valley of Peace!
So, considering the terrible thing they were about to face, it was something that his Master Raccoon would never allow to happen.
"Wait!"
"Humph! Panda, what do you mean by that 'national treasure' you just mentioned?! ”
In a fit of rage, Master Raccoon finally asked about the strange word that popped out of the other party's mouth just now, because he never seemed to have heard of that word? Moreover, he didn't think that this guy in front of him would be a treasure.
"Ahh
"I—I don't know what that means, it was told to me by a little human girl who was here just now......"
After saying that, a certain panda began to look left and right, as if he wanted to find the little girl who had just told him a lot of things and praised him as an amazing national treasure from this mysterious hall that was already slightly dim?
It's a pity that he had already searched for it just now, and now he couldn't even find the shadow of the other party in a hurry, and he didn't know where he was hiding.
"Little girl? Mankind? ”
"Where is she? Why didn't I see it?! ”
In surprise, Master Raccoon also scanned the hall with the other party's gaze, but he quickly came back to his senses and turned cold again.
"She's just been here, she's a rare human ......"
Po was a little unsure, because he didn't know when the other party disappeared, and he didn't know if the other party was still here.
"Nonsense!"
"I've never heard of a 'human' animal, so you're crazy, aren't you? Also, this is the Emerald Palace, which is heavily guarded, and I and the Turtle Master are here, who can break into here? ”
In Master Raccoon's sensitive psychic perception, here in this hall and within hundreds of steps around them, except for the stupid panda in front of them, there were only people from their Jade Palace, and there was no foreign little girl named 'human' at all! And if there really was, it would be impossible for him and the turtle master not to find out until now!
"But, she's just here....."
Po was sure that the little girl he had just seen was here, and the other party had told him a lot of strange and interesting things, and had eaten noodles in his noodle restaurant earlier, and had given him a coin that made his father's attitude turn around!
That kind of thing, his father can testify to him, and no matter how stupid he is, he will never forget it so quickly, so he will definitely not be crazy.
"I see, you're just hallucinating......"
Master Raccoon shook his head, he didn't want to dwell on that inconsequential little issue just now, he just wanted to say a little more, and then let the other party give up the unrealistic idea of becoming a 'Dragon Samurai' and go down the mountain as soon as possible?
"Nope! I didn't, she went to our noodle restaurant today to eat noodles and said she wanted to eat ......"
Before the word 'meat' was spoken, Po, who knew the seriousness of the matter, hurriedly covered his mouth.
"Anyway, according to her, beating me like you just did is going to jail?"
"Master Raccoon, you probably don't know, do you? In a place called Earth, the treatment of a red panda like you is definitely not as good as mine, a national treasure! You must give me that thing, the Divine Dragon Heavenly Book, because I am a national treasure, and I am the most qualified to become a 'Dragon Samurai'!" ”
Remembering that he had just come here, remembering the strange little girl he had met here before Master Raccoon had come here, and what the other party had said, Po the panda man began to swell with self-confidence and proudly raised his chin with his arms in his arms, as if he was looking at everything.
Because if what that little human girl said was right, then he Ah Bao, his fat wave, a unique existence in the Valley of Peace, should enjoy all kinds of privileges! For example, you can live in a mansion called a 'zoo' every day, and then there are a lot of beautiful human beings who eat, drink and sleep well, and you don't have to do any work, you just need to 'sell cute'?
Of course, he Poke doesn't have so many requirements, and he doesn't want any beautiful human breeders, he just wants the raccoon master in front of him to hurry up and hand over the Divine Dragon Heavenly Book to him, and then let him live here in the Emerald Palace with good food and drink from now on.
‘……’
After staring at the panda in front of him for a while, the big raccoon squinted his eyes, raised his eyebrows, and then resolutely raised the hard bamboo flute in his hand again.
"You!"
"I'll make you a national treasure!"
Syllable~!
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The flute's head slapped tapped tapped on the bear paw of a certain panda that seemed to be trying to ask for something from him, probably because of his anger, and the force of the blow made the opponent's fingers instantly swollen.
'Ah~! ’
'Pain! Pain! Pain! ’
A certain panda howled miserably on the spot......
"Humph!"
"What's wrong with beating you, you still want me to go to jail?!"
Burst~!!
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Immediately afterwards, the flute slapped horizontally with internal strength on the opponent's fat buttocks full of fat and loose, and the skin and flesh on the top shook like waves to the whole body layer by layer.
Not to mention that the other party is not a dragon warrior now, and he is not the so-called Divine Dragon Hero, even if the other party really becomes a disciple of the Jade Palace and obtains the inheritance of the Divine Dragon Heavenly Book, he, as a master, can punish the other party at will, just like now?
'Whew~! ’
The pain was so intense that a certain panda howled miserably and jumped up.
"Dare to hide?"
"I'll make you pay high!!"
Boom~!
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The final blow slammed into the head of a certain panda with funny dark circles and white hair, causing the other to roll his eyes and staggered to the gorgeous glass jade floor of the main hall.
‘……’
So, the panda man Po just lay down gorgeously and didn't move......
"Humph!"
"You can't teach a child!"
Seeing that the other party was successfully knocked unconscious by himself, Master Raccoon snorted angrily with his hands behind his back, and walked out scolding with his flute.
He didn't pay attention to the guy who fainted on the temple floor, because he knew that his attack was not too heavy, and the other party would naturally wake up after a while! It's just that he hopes that after the other party wakes up, he can retreat from the difficulties and go down the mountain before dawn, and continue to return to the noodle restaurant in the small town of Peace Valley to sell noodles?
After all, there are some things that he thinks will definitely not be something that the other party's easy-going, naïve, active, playful, childish and stupid panda people can bear! Kung Fu and dragon warriors or something, for the other party, it can only be regarded as a sweet dream, and now, he has completely woken up the other party's dream.
“……”
"No, I have to talk to Master Turtle again!!"
After walking to the door and glancing back at the panda lying on the emerald floor behind him again, Master Raccoon gritted his teeth and made up his mind as he pushed the door out.
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