Chapter Ninety-Five: Getting What You Want
Uncle Nine: "......"
Don't dare to eat, can't afford to eat.
Seeing the eagle hook nose envious, jealous, hateful, and a little admiring gaze, Uncle Nine puffed up his chest slightly, his words were too fake, and no one would believe it, so he didn't explain.
"Poof!"
The hook nose was jealous, the last mouthful of hot blood in his chest coughed out, his eyes gradually darkened, and he muttered about the injustice of heaven when he was dying.
"Uncle Nine, people are starting to get colder, just in case, I suggest killing his soul first, and then burning his body, what do you think?"
Liao Wenjie looked at Uncle Nine, cremation is a special service of Yizhuang, and it is also Uncle Nine's specialty, he sat and waited for the banquet to open, so he didn't join in the fun.
You can be a person!
"The demon path has done a lot of evil, and the possibility of superbirth has long been gone, you see......"
Uncle Nine pointed around, the group of ghosts was impatient, and they were on the verge of breaking out: "Let's go quickly, so as not to affect us." ”
"Okay."
Liao Wenjie nodded, the ghosts had a collective dinner, and they really shouldn't be disturbed.
The two dragged Wen Cai Qiusheng away, and before they could go far, the ghosts couldn't hold it back, and swarmed towards the body of the hooked nose, forcibly pulling his soul out of his body.
These ghosts were controlled by the ghost banner before, or the wandering ghosts forcibly captured by the eagle hooknose, or they were killed by the eagle hooknose before their death, and they were still enslaved by him when they died.
The resentment is very great, if they are not allowed to take revenge with their own hands, I am afraid that they will never be able to rest in peace, and there is even the possibility of harming innocent people to vent their grievances.
……
Twenty minutes later, the group of ghosts dispersed on their own, and Liao Wenjie dragged Uncle Jiu back the same way to check the body of the hooked nose.
In response to that sentence of the cycle of cause and effect, retribution is unpleasant.
The body of the hooked nose was terrible, and the three souls and seven spirits were torn to pieces, and the next life was ......
It seems that there is no next life.
In case the corpse was poisonous, Liao Wenjie flipped through it with a copper coin sword, but he couldn't find the dropped equipment cheats, so he couldn't help but shake his head in disappointment.
Not to mention anything else, the magic of using ghosts as cores and paper figures as shells is very interesting.
Don't get me wrong, he thinks about serious business, like the 'God of Gamblers' Gao Jin, and he definitely doesn't mind spending a lot of money to talk to his girlfriend for a long night.
The body can't stand it, the key is that the infatuated lover can't love his family, and thinking about it makes Liao Wenjie feel heartache.
"Applejack, he's dead anymore, there's no need to check so closely." Uncle Nine is an upright person, and his thinking is not as dirty as Liao Wenjie, and he thought that he had committed the mistake of being cautious again.
"There is no regret medicine in the world, and you can't go wrong with being careful."
Liao Wenjie got up and sprinkled the yellow talisman, and burned the mutilated body of the eagle hook nose until the flames were extinguished, and then walked to the basket cloth bag not far away.
"Brother Jie, here is a diary, written in foreign language, can you understand it?"
Eagle Hook Nose is diligent and thrifty in keeping the house, and Uncle Nine will naturally be no exception, so let Wencai Qiusheng find a way to move the copper money back to Yizhuang. The two of them had sad faces, and the zombies couldn't walk on their backs, not to mention their flesh and blood.
When picking and choosing to lose weight, Wen Cai took out a diary from the cloth bag, twisted words, he didn't know the other party, and the other party didn't know him.
"Diary?"
Liao Wenjie's eyes lit up, and he thought that there was no play, but it turned out that the willows and flowers were bright and another village, and he still had the habit of writing a diary.
Good habits, I hope that the opponents in the future will be the same as the hook nose, and they will work diligently every day and keep changing.
He took the journal with the thick cover, flipped through two pages in the moonlight, and smiled even more happily after skimming through it.
English, understandable.
With a hooked nose and red hair, Liao Wenjie thought he was a Dutchman and didn't lean on the British side. After all, as we all know, British men have few red hair, and the probability of middle-aged hair is very high, and the amount of hooked nose hair obviously does not match.
Although both Dutch and English are written around 26 letters, in fact, Dutch is closer to German, and compared to English, both grammar and words are very different.
Liao Wenjie has never studied Dutch, but he has heard it and feels ...... Like a drunk German spitting.
"Applejack, what's on it?"
"It's very messy, a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, like a travel guide and foodie reviews."
Liao Wenjie closed the diary: "It's too late to see clearly, let's go back to Yizhuang first." ”
"Master, what should I do with this basket of copper coins, it's too heavy, Wen Cai and I can't drag it back."
"Don't talk nonsense, you can't complete this test, what kind of sect do you want to cultivate? The two of you have studied art for many years, and your perseverance is not as good as that of a foreigner, which is really embarrassing. ”
……
The next day, Uncle Nine stood in front of the gate of Yizhuang, which was burned to ruins, with his hands behind his back, with a look of reminiscence.
When he built Yizhuang, he also personally added bricks and tiles to the courtyard wall, and now even the wall and door have been burned, and his heart is indescribably complicated.
Fortunately, only one wall and two doors were missing, and several rooms were intact.
It's a misfortune in luck, ah, no, it's a blessing in misfortune!
That's right, the fire in Yizhuang was extinguished.
The reason is that when the four eyes came back from the corpse, they saw that the fire was coming from the sky, and hurriedly sacrificed the perpetual motion machine to draw water, and drove the customers to help fight the fire.
Warm-hearted neighbors came to help, and the fire was extinguished in a few moments.
Usually helpful, when it is difficult, there are eight parties to help, Uncle Nine looked at the intact main house and side house, and sighed that there is still true love in the world, the more he thought about it, the happier he became, and shed tears of joy.
Uncle Nine was very happy, Liao Wenjie was very unhappy, and he squatted in the original corner of the wall and felt sad.
Several rooms were saved by the villagers, and Erhei was cremated on the spot because no one cared about him.
Such a big dog, just didn't move, and no one in the fire reached out to help, this ......
Is this something that people can do?
Thinking of Erhei's past voice and smile, Liao Wenjie was unhappy, Erhei was gone, where did he find a corpse to contact Taoism?
It's useless for Simu to come back, not to mention that he takes good care of the customers, the key is that it is not suitable, Liao Wenjie doesn't want to alarm the dead.
"Master!"
"Master, we're back!"
Wencai Qiusheng came all the way over, with a happy face, as if the blind date had successfully found a partner.
They were in the grove last night, and they didn't carry the copper coins back to Yizhuang all night, and borrowed a carriage at dawn to get it done. Before he could eat, he was used as a coolie by the sullen Ninth Uncle to help move Master Ren's belongings back to Ren's house.
"What are you doing, is it good to have a little eyesight, don't you see that your master is sad when he sees things?"
Liao Wenjie didn't look back: "Also, be quiet, your uncle is in the back room to make up for sleep, don't wake him up." ”
"No, Brother Jie, there's good news."
"Hehe, what good news can you two have, let's hear it."
"We helped Master Ren carry things, and when he left, he invited us to dinner, and at the dinner table, he was grateful to Master Dade and was willing to fund the restoration of the courtyard wall for Yizhuang."
"Then we said, Master likes pavilions, rockeries, small bridges and flowing water, Master Ren didn't say a word, said that it was all small money, and there would be workers to measure the land immediately."
"There is also a bamboo forest, Master Ren bought land to help Yizhuang expand, and he wants to build a bamboo forest."
"Yes, yes, there is also a bamboo forest, which is worthy of being a rich man, and he is generous."
Wencai Qiusheng said one by one, and when they learned the great news, they immediately ran back, in order to surprise the master.
The two of you didn't even cheat Uncle Jiu, this is unreasonable!
Liao Wenjie shouted incredible, looked at the sun in the sky, did he remember wrong, the sun came out of the west today?
After thinking about it, he said like this: "Don't worry, Uncle Nine is sad, and his great sorrow turns to joy and hurts his body, so I'll tell him later." ”
I don't mean anything else, I just think that these two criminals don't cheat the master, they must be holding back their big moves in secret, and they are ready to give Uncle Nine a ruthless blow, Uncle Nine treats him well, and he can't sit idly by.
"Come on, Brother Jie, don't try to lie to us again, if you don't tell Master the good news quickly, he will definitely think that we deliberately manipulated him."
"yes, you really think we're stupid?"
Wencai Qiusheng shook his head again and again, and he was determined not to be fooled again, and ran to the ninth uncle to report the good news.
"That's true!?"
The ninth uncle was overjoyed, and after three seconds, he recovered his breeze, and said with a straight face: "It's just something outside the body, why do I care so much about a Taoist priest!" Master Ren has a heart, I know that he is very grateful to me, but I also take money to do things, and we don't owe each other, how can I let him break the bill again? ”
"Isn't it, Master, forget it?"
"Otherwise, do you really want Master Ren to repair the yard for me? Nonsense, what's the difference between this and carrying grace, am I that kind of person? ”
Uncle Nine glared at the two of them angrily: "Dare to say anything, my good reputation has been ruined for you, go, go to Renfu to push this matter ...... Forget it, you two are unreliable, so I'll go there myself! ”
After speaking, Uncle Nine threw up his sleeves and left, looking at the direction, it was really Renfu.
"Brother Jie, let you be right, Master's brain burned out under great sorrow and joy."
"I can't figure it out, why don't you give it for nothing?"
"Don't show off your IQ, learn hard with Uncle Nine, don't you want to have him in 30...... Ahem, thirty percent of the stability is enough for you to benefit for a lifetime. ”
Liao Wenjie glanced at the back of Uncle Jiu, this small brisk step, if it weren't for gravity, people would be floating up.
As expected, Uncle Nine was destined to return in vain, and he was sent back drunk.
What the specific situation is, Liao Wenjie can imagine the picture.
On the wine table, Master Ren seduced him in every possible way, and Uncle Nine repeatedly pushed back, but he was not able to defeat Master Ren's enthusiasm, coupled with his inability to drink, he was in a daze and was fulfilled by Master Ren.