"Alas, drinking is wrong, drinking is wrong!"

When he woke up, looking at the workers outside, Uncle Nine beat his chest and regretted it.

But what can he do, it's all started, and he can't drive the workers away, right?

That's definitely not going to work!

Life is not easy, the workers are supporting their families and earning hard-earned money, how can he waste his reputation and cut off the financial means of others.

There is no way, but the mistake is the mistake.

"Uncle Nine, what are you muttering outside, you've been standing there for half an hour, come in and eat!"

In the dining hall, Liao Wenjie urged, turned around and continued to chat with the four-eyed Taoist.

Simu has always been very keen on Taoist techniques such as refining corpses and raising ghosts, in addition to talent, personal interest is also one thing. When he learned that Eagle Hook Nose was a master of this way, he immediately regretted it, if he hadn't left a few days ago, he would definitely have to compare with Eagle Hook Nose.

It's too late to say anything now, the hook-nosed body is cremated, there is only one bamboo pole left in the ghost flag, and the only diary left in the world is still recorded in foreign languages.

"Applejack, what's written on it?"

"Some eating, drinking, plus thoughts after visiting the mountains and rivers."

Liao Wenjie casually flipped a few pages, picked a paragraph to translate to Simu, quite depressed, the hooked nose's diary was full of some experiences of walking the rivers and lakes, and there was no record of Taoism, I didn't know, I thought he was a senior traveler.

The kind that is particularly greedy.

"He's pretty good at ......"

Hearing the lack of interest, Simu saw Uncle Jiu walking into the dining hall with a sad face, and said sarcastically with a smile: "Senior brother, there are no outsiders here, don't act, I feel uncomfortable to see." ”

Uncle Nine snorted coldly, his eyes were crazy all day long, and he actually said something inconsequential.

"Master, this is your bowl and chopsticks, eat slowly, and only when you are full will you have the strength to supervise the work."

Wencai Qiusheng said that he had learned, but he didn't dare to laugh, and asked Liao Wenjie curiously: "Brother Jie, you are so good at foreign literature, hehehe...... Can you say a couple of words? ”

"What, you want to learn?"

"I'll tell you the truth, I have a little interest, mainly curiosity, and I haven't studied it."

Wencai Qiusheng twisted twice, there are not many people who can speak foreign literature these days, if you can casually drag two sentences, it is really a face-saving thing.

As soon as the two of them pouted their butts, Liao Wenjie knew that they owed to clean up.

There are a few twenty-four histories in Uncle Jiu's room, and I have never seen the two of them turn them over, so I will take out this studious energy to gnaw on books, so as not to cause trouble all day long.

He snorted and smiled, raised his eyebrows and said, "Since you want to learn, I will teach you two sentences, and I can greet foreigners when I meet them in the future, so as not to be said that Uncle Nine is rude and rude." ”

"Yes, yes!"

"Listen, I'm teaching you English, just like this diary."

Liao Wenjie patted the diary on the table and said: "Before teaching, I will give you some common sense, for a simple example, let's say 'he, her, it' has the same pronunciation, and the written writing will be different." In English, the pronunciation of 'he, she, it' is not only different, but also the way of writing is different. ”

"Wonderful, Brother Jie said it so well."

"Understood, understood."

Wencai Qiusheng nodded again and again, and the ninth uncle and the four eyes on the side also put their ears together, and their skills were not pressing, if they really met a foreign customer one day, it would be better to say hello than not to say a word.

"Because the pronunciation of 'he' and 'she' is different, in English, the way to say hello is also different."

Liao Wenjie cleared his throat and said with a serious face: "It's a man, just say 'Boy, next door' when you meet, and a woman says 'Come on baby, don't be shy'." Remember, this is very important, and if you make a mistake, the other party will think that you don't understand etiquette. ”

"Uh......"

"Brother Jie, can you slow down, I didn't understand."

"I'm stupid, I'll change it to transliterated Chinese and say it again, when I meet a man, I say 'fraternity, thirst and death', and when I meet a woman, I say 'Kang Mu Angbei nose, Dongbi Sun', do you understand this time?"

"Understood." x2

I get it, too. X2

Uncle Nine and Simu nodded secretly, it was very simple and not difficult.

"Brother Jie!"

Wen Cai grinned, and now he is learning and selling: "Bo is short, and he is resistant to death." ”

Qiusheng followed and said: "Kang is busy with the north nose, and the hole is better than the sun." ”

Liao Wenjie: (눈‸눈)

Damn, careless again!

"What's the matter, Brother Jie, are we not right?"

"There's nothing wrong with it, the meaning is right, foreigners can understand. So what...... You are very gifted in language, you are a natural genius, remember these two sentences to practice diligently, and when you meet foreigners in the future, be sure to greet them. ”

"Brother Jie, why just two sentences, and then call something else."

Wen Cai Qiusheng was obviously floating: "For example, I met a female foreigner, she is very beautiful, how can I praise her?" ”

"Oil, whoosh."

"Then what if it's a man and praises him for being handsome and mighty?"

"Oil, whoosh."

"Hey, didn't you say it was different?"

"Oil refers to you, so this sentence is universal, suitable for both men and women."

Learned! x4

"Brother Jie, Bo is short, resistant to knocking to death, oil, swishing brother."

"Huh...... You're a clever little ghost, and you can really talk to each other. ”

Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes, he was self-inflicted today, but it doesn't matter, if he can't bear it, he will plot a lot, and one day someone will help him get justice.

……

After dinner, Uncle Jiu asked Wencai to cook a big pot of rice, and then asked Qiusheng to buy cooked food and vegetarian cold dishes, and beckoned the workers to eat in the canteen.

They are all villagers from the surrounding villages, and it is not his style to go back hungry.

The workers called Uncle Nine refreshing, and he did things authentically, let him put a hundred hearts, and he would definitely repair the forest beautifully, and he would never cut corners.

Uncle Nine laughed, saying that he didn't mean that, and promised that on the day when Yizhuang was rebuilt, he would hold a banquet and invite everyone to have a good time.

When everyone left, Wen Cai Qiusheng cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and Liao Wenjie and the three of them got together again and continued to sit and talk about the last time.

In the middle of the night, Simu saw that it was too late, and he didn't plan to stay for another day, so he was ready to leave for the next stop immediately.

"Brother Four-eyed Dao, how good is it to rest for another night, in case of another crooked way, won't you miss it again?"

Liao Wenjie is very confident in this, let the old lady turn into a zombie, and even pulled out a hook nose halfway, the incident ended successfully, but the road to heart training is not over.

It can only be said that in the next few days, there will be bad things happening, and it may not be in the next few days.

"How is it possible, Renjiazhuang is not a treasure land of feng shui, why are so many evil demons coming to the door to stir up trouble? Don't talk about it, I'll have a good rest for a few days when I come back this time, and then I will take my senior brother to talk all night, it's not that I'm bragging, I can't stay up late, no one is my opponent. ”

Simu shook his head in disbelief, if he really missed it, he would be considered unlucky, pinch his nose and admit it.

"That's what you said last time......"

"There's no way, Taoist priests also have to live, this is my job, I can't push it."

Simu sighed, pointed to the customers and said: "They need my help, the fallen leaves must eventually return to the roots, people, no matter how they mix outside, only when they return home can they feel at ease." ”

"Be careful on your way."

"Well, I didn't catch the wolf this time, so I will definitely do it next time."

"That's a good relationship, Erhei is not around, I always feel that something is missing."

……

At dawn the next day, Yizhuang began to get busy again, and the workers reorganized the land, drew lines and dug grooves, arranged them according to the meaning of Uncle Jiu, and chose the location of the bamboo forest and the small bridge and flowing water.

At this time, a worker hesitated and stepped forward: "Uncle Nine, there is a matter, I don't know if I can trouble you?" ”

"It's okay to say it directly, the folks in the township, it's too polite to see the outside."

"That's right, some time ago our village was haunted, and there was more than one. Just when everyone was helpless, a passing Taoist priest helped us solve the trouble, you may not believe it, the Taoist priest is still a foreigner. ”

Hearing this, Uncle Nine immediately frowned.

"I thought the trouble would be solved, but I never thought that when I went back last night, my mother-in-law told me that the ghost who was driven away by the foreign Taoist priest came back."

The worker looked at Uncle Nine with a blank look: "As soon as the foreign Taoist priest left, there was no news, and I don't know where he went, the village chief knew that I was repairing a house for you, so he specially asked me to bring a message, if Uncle Nine you are free, you can go to our village to have a look." You can rest assured, whether you succeed or not, you will not be allowed to run in vain. ”

"It's funny, it's my duty to subdue demons and subdue demons, this matter is on me, take the apprentice and set off now."

Uncle Nine nodded, and without further ado, he was ready to leave immediately, and when he turned his head, he saw Liao Wenjie.

"Applejack, why don't you make a sound when you walk, it scares me."

"Uncle Nine, I'll go with you."

Liao Wenjie asked to fight, and his doubts were clear, no wonder the road of heart training was not over, it turned out that the tail of the crooked road was not cleaned.