Chapter 103 Novels need logic, reality doesn't need them at all (ask for the first decision on the shelves)

"Applejack, what are you doing?"

Seeing Liao Wenjie stunned and looking out of the window, with a ghostly expression, Uncle Nine was very surprised, all along, Liao Wenjie gave him the impression that he was not surprised, and he was ready to be ready at any time, and it was rare to be surprised to lose his mind.

"No, nothing, I just think ......"

Liao Wenjie glanced out the window, confirmed that the two vampires were indeed a few meters away, and sighed: "Someone told me before that only logic is needed, and reality is not needed at all, I will be skeptical, but now it seems that reality is indeed full of absurdity and outrageous." ”

Unprovoked, where does this emotion come from?

Uncle Nine didn't know why, and he didn't talk nonsense, pointing to the black cloth bag on the bed: "Everything is equipped for you, hurry up and change it, we will outflank it in three ways." ”

"Don't worry, I'll talk about it when it's almost dawn."

"Why dawn?"

"Uncle Nine, you may not believe it when you say it, those two vampires are ......"

Liao Wenjie said that vampires have counting obsessive-compulsive disorder: "Don't believe it, I thought it was incredible at first, but the facts are in front of us, so we can't believe it." ”

"There is such an outrageous thing...... Uncle Nine sighed with emotion.

"Brother Jie, are you going to let the two zombies continue to count the meters, and wait until it is almost dawn and they are ready to leave before doing it?"

"That's right, it's safer this way, even if we can't beat it, we can still occupy the sky steadily, vampires are nocturnal creatures, and the most feared thing is the sun."

Speaking of this, Liao Wenjie turned his head to Uncle Nine and said, "Uncle Nine, don't mind, it's not that I don't believe in your ability, but just in case." The last time we were in Renfu, the zombies ran away in the dark, and we didn't catch up, so we can't repeat it this time. ”

"I understand."

Uncle Nine nodded, Liao Wenjie was reasonable, he naturally would not refute.

The three of them held their breath and stared, standing by the window and watching the vampires for a few meters, this look was half an hour, seeing the two vampires in high spirits, the more they counted, the happier they became, Qiusheng said that he had never seen such a boring person when he grew so big.

"They're not human anymore, and from a biological point of view, it's not surprising to follow certain natures, even if it's a little weird." Liao Wenjie changed into a copper coin armor wrapped in black cloth, then draped the black cloth on his body, and cautiously touched the door.

The copper coin armor was sent by Wencai, a total of two sets, one for Qiusheng and him.

"Applejack, where are you going?"

"When I went to the nuns' dormitory, I suddenly remembered that these women were too timid and loud, and if there was any movement, we would have waited in vain tonight."

After speaking, Liao Wenjie quietly slipped out of the room under Qiusheng's envious, jealous and hateful gaze.

"Master, there are five nuns, and Brother Jie is alone, which is not enough for them at all, or I will go too...... Well, as long as I didn't say. ”

……

In the nun's dormitory, the slender figure in her pajamas staggered open the door. Before he could set foot in the corridor, he was dragged into the darkness by a large hand covering his mouth from behind.

"Woo-woo-"

"Don't be silent, it's me."

"Woo ......"

Liao Wenjie ignored the struggle of the girl in his arms, and pointed to the ground in the distance, under the night light, two vague figures lay on the ground, not knowing what to do.

"Listen, the vampire has come to the door, and if you don't want to be found by them, keep your mouth shut and don't speak."

After speaking, he saw the girl in his arms nodding again and again, and warned again: "I'll let go, but don't make a sound, otherwise you will disturb them, and your life will not be guaranteed!" ”

At the moment when Liao Wenjie withdrew his hand, the girl held her mouth with both hands, although she looked flustered, she was extremely obedient, and she didn't make a sound at all.

"Hey, Xiaohuan, it turned out to be you."

Liao Wenjie pointed to the dormitory: "Don't talk nonsense, go in and quietly wake everyone up, remember, come one by one, I'll cover my mouth, you are responsible for explaining clearly." ”

"Uh-huh."

In the dormitory, the nuns were all sleeping like dead pigs after a day's physical labor, and two of them even snored.

Xiaohuan led the way in front, turned around in three steps, and said that she was a traitor, and it is estimated that no one will refute her.

The first to be woken up was the dean, and when he woke up, Liao Wenjie covered his mouth, and then looked at the small ring next to him, and instantly made up a bunch of messy things in his brain, closed his eyes sadly, and felt that the sky had fallen.

After learning the details, the dean was extremely ashamed, she was guilty, and her mind was too dirty.

After that, several little nuns were woken up one by one, and they all shrank together and shivered when they could see the scene in the moonlight through the crack in the window.

"Dean, Uncle Jiu and Qiusheng and I are ready to do it before dawn. Look at the nuns, don't leave the room, no matter what happens, and don't make a sound. ”

Liao Wenjie explained in a low voice and continued: "Also, if you have any blessed contracts, leave one or two for self-defense, and give me the rest, which will come in handy against vampires." ”

"Daoist Liao, you take this cross, silver. When I came to the village, the bishop personally entrusted it to me, and it was a rare holy relic. ”

The dean took out the cross and the holy card from under the pillow, thought about it, left the holy card for self-defense, and handed over the more powerful cross to Liao Wenjie.

"That's it?"

“……”

It looks like it's gone.

Liao Wenjie nodded, cautiously left the dormitory, and before leaving, he reiterated again that he must not make a noise before dawn.

"But ......"

Xiaohuan snorted, and his voice was so small that he could barely hear it: "I'm in a hurry, and I'm about to take it anymore." ”

As soon as they heard this, several other little nuns also felt something, and unlike Xiaohuan, they were scared.

You guys, don't go to the toilet early or late, you have to wait until the ghost comes to the door before you take off your pants, what kind of urine!

"Endure it, the little fairies are inconvenient, and they can't help but wet the bed...... Remember to be quiet. ”

Liao Wenjie said angrily, he has never been used to this kind of person regardless of the occasion.

After leaving, the dean took out his Bible and took the five nuns to pray silently to calm their fears.

One thing to say, she also wanted to make it easier.

"There is no need to be afraid, this is the test that the Lord has given us, as long as you have firm faith, you can survive this calamity without danger."

The dean thought for a while and said cautiously: "By the way, take out the holy cards on your bodies, and if there is any accident, you can protect yourself." ”

“……”x5

The five little nuns looked at each other and bowed their heads in shame.

The dean sighed in his heart and hurriedly said, "What's the matter, where is your holy card?" ”

"Dean, this afternoon, Brother Jie said that he admired the glory of the Lord and wanted to see the holy things and open his eyes, I ...... So I lent it to him. ”

"It's such a coincidence, and so am I."

"Brother Jie also said the same thing to me, and said that if you don't thank you for your kindness, you won't thank you, and you will invite me to eat delicious food another day."

"He said he would buy me clothes......"

“……”

Dean: (눈益눈)

It's over, this monastery is over.

……

On the other side, Liao Wenjie cautiously lurked back.

The two vampires were very patient, and Uncle Nine couldn't resist it, so he meditated on his knees. Qiusheng was in charge of guarding, and he was still muttering in his mouth, he had never seen such a boring zombie.

You're so much more boring than they are!

Liao Wenjie complained in his heart, and he and Uncle Jiu showed that the nun had already done it, and everything was ready just waiting for dawn.

"Brother Jie, it's just a notice, why did it take so long...... Such a short period of time? Qiusheng leaned over with an obscene face, squeezing his eyebrows as if he had seen through the truth.

"Don't talk nonsense, people are nuns, just like nuns, who abide by the rules and precepts." Liao Wenjie glanced at Qiusheng, and took out two bottles of holy water from his arms, and naturally he didn't see it at all.

"Brother Jie, what are you doing, I bought it with money."

"Barter, I have a good baby for you."

Liao Wenjie took out two holy cards from his pocket: "Don't say that I bullied you, one holy card for a bottle of holy water is very effective against vampires." ”

"What is a holy card?"

"If you can't explain it in a few words, you can use it as a talisman for exorcism."

Liao Wenjie squatted down, took out two holy cards from his pocket, and tied them to Uncle Jiu's waist: "The talisman begged for by the foreign temple, don't be too bad to use, just treat it as an ornament." ”

"Applejack, it's all for us, what do you use?"

"My iron cloth shirt has been trained to the point where the sword is hard to hurt, even if I get scratched twice by a vampire, I will be fine, and I still have this ......"

Liao Wenjie took out the last holy card from his pocket and hung it on his waist, and took out a large number of rings and a cross: "The cross was just asked for by the dean, these rings were borrowed from the village chief's house, silver, that old boy is really rich, and there must have been no shortage of fish and meat in the village over the years." ”

After speaking, he picked up Uncle Jiu's right hand, gestured a few times, and barely put on two rings.

Uncle Jiu's fingers are too thick, and he only wears four rings on his two hands combined, but he and Qiusheng don't have this kind of trouble, four in one hand is easy.

In this way, there were still seven or eight silver rings left, Liao Wenjie thought about it, broke the remaining rings straight, and put them in his pocket.

There is a sentence that Liao Wenjie didn't say, when he borrowed the ring, he was in the name of Uncle Jiu.

Anyway, Uncle Nine won't mind if he says it, and will praise him for being as careful as a hair, Liao Wenjie thinks that he is not a person with a good face, it doesn't matter if he listens to good things or not, he simply doesn't say it.

……

The one who once said that the flow of time is relative, and a man and a beautiful woman sit opposite each other for an hour, and it will feel like only one minute has passed. But if you let him sit on the fire for a minute, he will feel more than an hour.

This principle also applies to the monastery tonight, the nuns' faces are pale like years, and Liao Wenjie and the three of them are nervous and waiting for their prey, feeling that they have been waiting for more than a day. Only two vampires have no concept of time, they are addicted to several meters, and they have forgotten the purpose of coming to the monastery.

Waiting until the sky lit up slightly, Father Yan stood up suddenly: "Anna, don't count, this is a trap, we have fallen for it!" ”

"Where, where is the trap, why didn't I see it?"

"Let's go, it's going to be dawn, and we'll clean them up in the evening."

Father Yan looked in the direction of the nun's dormitory, his eyes cold and sarcastic, as if he saw several nuns trembling.

"It's okay, come over in the evening and count."

Anna sighed with regret, she knew for the first time that counting was also a pleasant thing.

Boom!

The wooden door of the lounge was kicked open, and Uncle Nine stepped out with a wooden sword, followed by Qiusheng.

Liao Wenjie was not there, so he copied the back road.

Seeing the two odorless Taoist priests, Father Yan was startled, and only after careful observation did he sneer and let go of his heart.

plus the sneaky one in the back, there are only three Taoist priests in total, which is not to be feared.

"Anna, hurry up and come back in the evening to clean them up!"

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