At noon, Liao Wenjie and the three left after eating at the village chief's house, and Uncle Nine wanted to try his luck, so he took Qiusheng to the abandoned house, but he couldn't find the two vampires, and it was good to find clues to their hiding places.

Uncle Nine and Qiusheng went to the abandoned mansion, and Liao Wenjie returned to the monastery in case the vampire suddenly killed and injured several nuns.

Uncle Nine's consideration is not unreasonable, but vampires haunt during the day, and it is very unreliable when you hear it.

Back at the convent, the nuns had finished their lunch and began a day of heavy repairs, and as far as the progress of the work was concerned, there were no three or five years without leisure.

Good thing, don't give some physical work to squeeze the energy, the devil knows what will happen when these women get together.

Liao Wenjie took the initiative to help and asked, "Dean, how much do you know about the deeds of vampires?" If so, can you tell me about it? ”

Liao Wenjie is no stranger to vampires, but his sources of information are mainly film and television works. From the very beginning of the horror film Night Walking Boss, to the later magic film Night Aristocrat, and finally the idol film is full of handsome men and beautiful women.

The commercial element is strong and has no reference value.

"The legend of blood-sucking creatures can be traced back thousands of years, and in the myths and stories of ancient Roman civilization, there is an image of a devil who sucks human blood, laying the ...... of early vampires"

"Wait a while, what I want to hear is not this, it's too scientific, please hold the cross and reorganize the language."

Liao Wenjie can't complain, you play religion, why are you going to approach science!

"Daoist Liao, if you want to inquire about the devil, I suggest that it is best not to do so."

Holding the cross, the dean heartily admonished: "It is not a good thing to be too curious, especially about the devil, and we should stay away from the calamity as much as possible, rather than actively touch it." ”

"Ok, I understand, don't ask."

Liao Wenjie took it, feeling that the dean was a little shy about the doctor, and said with a sad face: "But the dean, you have to tell me what the vampire is afraid of, so that I can prescribe the right medicine, you say, right?" ”

"The Bible, the holy water, the cross, the holy tablet, the wedge, the lily, the garlic, the silverware, the sun, the flame, ......"

The dean thought about it and reported a lot of things that vampires were afraid of, both religious contracts and items that ordinary people could easily obtain.

All in all, the main reason for the scarcity of vampires is the difficult conditions of survival.

"Oh, by the way, sprinkling rice grains on rooftops and the ground can also drive away vampires."

"Grains of rice?"

Liao Wenjie was stunned, the zombies in the east are afraid of glutinous rice, and the vampires in the west are afraid of garlic rice, he understands this truth, but what is the operation of rice grains?

The dean explained: "Vampires have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and when they see rice grains, they will keep counting until dawn and leave. ”

Liao Wenjie:( ̄‸ ̄; )

What kind of cute setting is this, vampires don't want to lose face?

"Dean, I believe in crosses and garlic or something, but is it reliable to talk like this with obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

Liao Wenjie made up a picture in his mind, the night was dark and the wind was high, and outside the window of the noblewoman, a fierce vampire was lying on the ground with his ass pouting for several meters. Before he could finish counting, it was dawn, and he threw his cloak angrily and left, saying that the matter was not over, and he would come back in the evening to count.

The picture is so outrageous that it is unbearable to look at it directly.

"You can try it, it's very popular in Europe to use rice grains and garlic to drive away vampires, and it's hard to say how effective it is."

The dean's expression suddenly became serious: "Under normal circumstances, our church would recommend that everyone pray sincerely and use the Bible and the crucifixion to drive away vampires. It doesn't matter if you don't believe it, the Lord is merciful, and you can buy holy tablets and holy water in the church, these contracts have been blessed and are the nemesis of monsters. ”

Got it, let's go buy rice!

Liao Wenjie turned around and left, he had already understood what was going on, there were two ways to cure vampires in Europe.

Ways to have money and ways to have no money.

……

Two hours later, Liao Wenjie pulled a carriage and brought three bags of glutinous rice from the village chief's house.

He has no hair on his mouth, and his speech has no influence, so it is different to play the name of Uncle Nine. As soon as the village chief heard that Uncle Nine wanted glutinous rice, he immediately ordered to go down and prepare three bags as quickly as possible.

In fact, ordinary rice is fine, after all, vampires are hungry for quantity, not the rice itself. But Uncle Nine was a little too rigid to explain the difference between zombies and vampires to him, and Nuomi would be fine.

It just so happened that Uncle Nine and Qiusheng also came back, and there was also a carriage behind them, which was full of more than a dozen bags of glutinous rice.

Liao Wenjie: "......"

"Applejack, looks like you're going with me again."

Uncle Nine saw the glutinous rice on Liao Wenjie's car, smiled and nodded, it was only three bags, much less than the one in his car.

"Uncle Nine, where did you drag this cart of glutinous rice from?"

"In the morning, a villager went to Renjiazhuang to buy things, and I asked him to help me run to Yizhuang, and asked Wencai to find Master Ren and send five bags of glutinous rice into the village, but the result was ...... You have also seen that Master Ren is too polite. ”

In just one sentence, full of self-selling and boasting, Liao Wenjie just couldn't hear it, and the three of them began to sprinkle rice around the monastery.

"Chief Lin Dao, it's too wasteful to sprinkle such good rice on the ground, if it's to expel vampires, you don't have to." The dean stepped forward to stop Uncle Jiu, saying things like cherishing food and wasting shame.

Uncle Nine explained to her for a long time, saying that it was not a waste, and glutinous rice had a miraculous effect on zombies. The dean took the words, she had three bottles of holy water in her hand, which had been blessed and could be used against vampires.

What is holy water that can fight zombies?

Uncle Nine shook his head in disbelief, the two of them talked about chickens and ducks, and finally Qiusheng spent money to buy three bottles of holy water.

Qiusheng: "......"

It's not right, how can you pay for it in a daze, it's not right!

"Master, I'm ......"

"Shut up, you will believe whatever people say, but you are still a Taoist priest, and you have no confidence at all. Stay next to me, don't dangle in front of me, I'll panic when I see you. ”

Uncle Nine was very angry, raised his foot and kicked Qiushui away, this time it was a real fire, and Qiusheng grinned in pain.

"Brother Jie! Brother Jie! ”

Looking at Liao Wenjie, who was working hard to spread rice, Qiusheng's eyes lit up, and he sneaked over: "Don't tell Master, I'll show you a good baby." ”

“？？？”

Something is wrong with you!

"Look, fresh holy water, I bought it from the dean at a great price."

Qiusheng raised his eyebrows and said proudly: "It is said that he has been blessed by a certain big man himself, not only can he bring blessings and cure diseases, but also use it to exorcise evil spirits. ”

"The dean is also in business, isn't she a nun?"

"Oh, she lacks money to buy timber, so she can only sell her magic weapons, I don't think it's easy for her, so I have a lot of mercy and buy them all."

"So, what are you talking to me for?"

"Brother Jie, I thought that we have a good relationship, and we must share a share of the good things. That's good, I'll sell you a bottle at the bottom price, and the ones that lose will be mine. ”

Qiusheng put on the dean's serious face: "Of course, if you think that one bottle is too little, two bottles are not enough, three bottles are just right, I can sell them all to you." ”

"Autumn birth, ......"

"Brother Jie, you say, how many bottles are you going to buy?"

"A bottle of ......"

"You're so rich that you bought a bottle?"

"Don't buy a bottle!"

Liao Wenjie shook his head and looked at Qiusheng with a mentally retarded look: "Not to mention whether the holy water is effective, whether the money is worth it or not, let's count it useful." But have you ever thought that when the vampire appears, we can borrow it directly in the name of subduing demons and subduing demons, why pay for it, people are stupid or have more money? ”

Qiusheng regretted it when he heard this, and he wanted to die: "Brother Jie, it's okay, buy a bottle." Just one bottle, all my month's wages are smashed in, if you don't help me, I have to gnaw half a month's steamed buns. ”

"Laughing to death, it's better for you to gnaw on steamed buns than for me to gnaw on steamed buns, get out, don't stop me from doing business."

Liao Wenjie waved his hand to keep Qiu Shengsheng away, and added by the way: "Remember to keep the holy water, and when the vampire appears, I will lend you two bottles." ”

"Yet?"

"Hmph, it's said that you've subdued demons and eliminated demons, but you're still a Taoist, can you have a bit of self-sacrificing spirit!"

“……”

Qiusheng rolled his eyes and left, thinking about pouring holy water on the other party's face when he met a vampire, and praying that it would work, so that he could find Uncle Nine to deduct the cost from his salary.

After Qiusheng left, Liao Wenjie climbed onto the roof, sprinkled the last bag of glutinous rice, and looked thoughtfully at the little nuns working in the distance.

On the surface, he sneered at the holy water, but in fact he had a lot of ideas, but having ideas does not mean that he was wronged, and these three bottles of holy water were obviously at a premium.

"Alas, I'm going to betray my hue again......"

Looking at the five innocent little nuns, Liao Wenjie shook his head and sighed, forced by current affairs, everything is to subdue demons and eliminate demons.

……

It was night, and the village was silent, the wind was blowing through the forest, and there was no other movement.

Boom————

The bats swarmed, and two black shadows were hidden in it, stepping on the top of the tree and skimming through the air, like a martial arts master, as light as a swallow, and so fast that it was difficult to find with the naked eye.

Father Yan and his lover Anna, two vampires who have seen each other for the first time in many years.

Some time ago, Father Yan was dug out of the ground by an eagle hook nose, and in response to that sentence, the two disagreed.

One has just been resurrected and has no strength, the other has insufficient preparation, lacks effective restraint means, crackles for a long time, and the results are all duck eggs.

The hooked nose ran away decisively, and when he left, he put down the cruel words, claiming that he would go back to the mountain gate and call dozens of uncles and uncles to find a field.

As soon as Father Yan heard this, he didn't dare to chase after him, he understood the rules of Huaxia, and he beat the small ones and the old ones, and there were even older ones behind, just like a hornet's nest, they couldn't be touched.

He hurriedly dug out his lover Anna, who was buried deep underground, ran away overnight, and lived in the deep mountains and old forests for several days.

During this period, Father Yan sneaked back once, stood outside the village and did not dare to enter, and did not dare to return to the village until today, when Anna had recovered.

There is something that makes Uncle Nine crookedly say that he is right, Father Yan and Anna are very obsessed with the village. Because of the unforgettable tragedy, both of them dreamed of destroying the monastery to vent their anger, and then rebuild the mountain villa, raising hundreds of blood bags in the village, and living a noble life as a serious vampire.

Because the situation had changed, and there were people behind the hooked nose, they decided to be on the safe side, retreat, and leave after destroying the monastery.

The black cloud of bats floated over the monastery, and Father Yan and Anna smelled the sweetness in the air, and their hearts were immediately moved, whether it was the smell of a girl or a pure girl.

In that case, then you're welcome!

The two of them walked into the monastery, and then slowly squatted down, the millet grains densely packed one after another, and they were bored.

The blood is not urgent, and it will be sucked later, and this meter must be counted clearly.

"Master, what are those two guys doing lying on their stomachs?"

When the two vampires came, Uncle Jiu, who was keeping vigil, quietly woke up Liao Wenjie and Qiusheng, the three of them looked out the window, two did not know why, and one began to doubt life.

"This ......"

Uncle Nine thought for a while and gave a reliable reason: "It may be a foreign characteristic, a way to remember the past, after all, the monastery means a lot to them." ”

"Master, you know so much."

"Don't talk nonsense, get things ready, we'll outflank them in three ways, Applejack, you...... Applejack, what are you doing in a daze? ”

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For the addition of the alliance leader 'Pei Tugou', I asked for the first order, and by the way, I asked for a ticket. I don't pick, a monthly pass, a monthly pass, or a monthly pass.