Chapter 483: Touching Porcelain
Alvin's first TV trip was over quickly, with some twists and turns, but it was okay, it didn't turn out badly!
Bob, the main host, completely took over all the topics throughout the second half, making the two hapless guest hosts an ornament.
He used a stand-up comedy-like humor to carry out the interview, which received a lot of attention. Judging by the laughter of the audience, it should be considered a success.
Alvin is quite satisfied, he made everything he wanted to say clearly, those who can accept it will naturally accept it, and everyone who can't accept it laughs, you continue to live your life.
That's good! Alvin doesn't expect to be a fat man in one go, Hell's Kitchen~~ There are so many bastards in there, take your time~~
As for those inexplicable accusations and attacks, those really don't matter, and Alvin never thinks of himself as a star or something. Is Lao Tzu a villain that you still need to emphasize repeatedly?
The main thing is that when Alvin broke out Tony Stark and Norman Osborne, he was basically in a position where he would not fail.
There really is no one who can't get along with a guy with two of America's richest men standing behind him.
Alvin is not a second-class young man, and if he has the capital, he must show it as soon as possible, otherwise it will be really unpleasant to be scolded by others.
Why should I wait for you to actually violate me and fight back? What does it mean to disguise yourself as a "little sufferer"?
If you touch me, I'll show you my broadsword! That's Alvin's style! There's nothing wrong with being a badass!
That Hank dude, as a host, has always been crushed by Alvin, which has something to do with the two super-rich people who are not there.
He was really scared that if he said something wrong and Alvin caught the conversation, a lawsuit could take him back to the Stone Age.
In fact, Hank thought a little too much, and Melissa was strongly countered because she directly labeled Alvin as racist.
Alvin is a confident person, if it is anything else that doesn't hurt or itch, Alvin may not be able to understand, and it is more likely that he will not bother to pay attention to it!
After getting off the show, Bob regretfully apologized to Alvin and said, "I'm sorry, Alvin! Today's show wasn't perfect, but I think you've done a great job. At least everyone is happy, except for those two, haha~~
I'm going to have to face the board's questioning later, and those idiots poke their own baskets and ask me to explain, is that a joke? ”
Alvin smiled and hugged Bob and said, "It was a very special experience, I love your style." I'm sorry I can't have a drink, but there's always a chance.
If you come to Hell's Kitchen any day and ask anyone about the Peace Hotel, I'll usually be there.
Let me treat you snarky old thing to a drink! ”
Bob squeezed his eyes at Alvin and said with a smile, "Peace Hotel, I remember!"
When the time comes, I'll mention your name when I'm in trouble!
Seriously, if I said I knew you, wouldn't it be cheaper to buy marijuana there~~"
Alvin shrugged his shoulders with a smile and said, "I don't know, you can try it!"
After all, there is a formal process there, you first have to find yourself a "reliable" doctor, and then go to a random Pluto pharmacy.
You know, it's also a place where the law is spoken now, haha~~"
Bob looked at Alvin with some dumbfounded eyes and said, "You must be joking?" ”
Alvin rubbed his temples with a bit of a headache and said with a wry smile, "I wish I was joking, but it's Hell's Kitchen, and anything can happen."
Hell's Kitchen may one day be the first place in the country to achieve universal health care, because doctors are now the most popular profession and they can make a lot of money by prescribing marijuana to people.
A drug dealer is planning to set up a general hospital where it will be free to see minor problems in the future.
Can you believe this? I fucking feel like I'm dreaming sometimes! ”
Bob laughed and hammered Alvin on the chest and said, "You're so humorous!
I think if you change careers one day, maybe I'll be robbed of my job. ”
Alvin looked at Bob's face, I believe you are a ghost, funny, and did not explain much.
Waving his hand, Alvin looked at little Ginny who was running towards him, smiled happily, and said, "I think being the principal is really suitable for me!"
The host is really a difficult job!
How do you control yourself from smashing the microphone on the heads of those fucking "entertainers"?
A few hours ago, I ran into a fool in the stairwell of your TV station who smoked weed and knocked himself out. ”
Before Bob could speak, little Ginny ran up to Alvin, holding a delicate little cake in her hand, and called out to Alwin, "Daddy, Daddy, that chef Gordon brought us a few more small cakes, they are delicious!" Haha~~ Taste it! ”
Bob didn't say anything more, he tapped Alvin on the shoulder, gestured backstage, and then smiled and said hello to little Ginny before leaving.
This middle-aged man is going through the most painful stage of his life when his son has entered the rebellious period. I really can't see others showing a warm parent-child relationship in front of me.
Alvin smiled and squatted down, his mouth open, waiting for the food to be delivered by his girl.
Facing Alvin's bloody mouth, little Ginny glanced at the small cake in her hand, and wrinkled her nose and gestured at the small spoon the size of a fingernail. Finally, he stuffed a whole small cake into Alvin's big mouth.
Looking at Alvin's satisfied expression, Little Ginny instantly forgot the disappointment of losing the cake, clapped her hands happily and said with a smile: "It's delicious, right?" I just tasted it and it was really delicious! Haha~~"
Alvin happily rubbed little Ginny's head and said with a smile: "It tastes good, let's go to that Gordon, what does the cake look like if it's so small?" ”
As he spoke, Alvin opened his hand and gestured to the size of a pot lid, and said, "These cooks are so bad that they use such a small cake to seduce us."
Let's go to him and ask him to make us such a big cake. ”
Little Ginny clapped her hands with a smile, happily pulled her father, called her friends, and went to "blackmail" Chef Gordon together.
On the filming site of a cooking show, Gordon, the most famous chef in the United States, smiled wryly and took out two huge cakes from a large oven.
Alvin held a small notebook in his hand, detailing all the procedures for Gordon to make cakes.
He could tell that little Ginny really liked this kind of cake, as a restaurant owner, a half-baked chef. It is only natural to learn how to make a cake for your own girl.
Seeing the children with knives and forks in front of the cake, Gordon smiled helplessly, took two steps back to get out of the way of the best dining spot, and then looked at Alvin and said, "I never knew that good cooking could become a burden one day!"
Don't spread the word about today, Gordon Ramsay's cooking skills must be exquisite. ”
Saying that, Ramsey pointed to the huge cake and said with a wry smile: "This~~ This really doesn't look like the work of a Michelin chef!" It's too rough! ”
Alvin rearranged the cake making process in a serious manner, and after confirming that there was no problem, he said to Gordon with a smile: "Dude, as a chef, isn't it a happy thing for someone to like his work?"
Seriously, you have to change your habits, what are you doing with your cake so small?
Such a restaurant is open in Hell's Kitchen, and it will be smashed three times a week! ”
Gordon touched his red nose and said with a smile: "Of course you are happy!"
But you can't serve a 500g steak to a guest who costs 500 bucks to eat, and that big dessert!
Not only do we want to be delicious, but we also want to be able to make a lot of money!
Man, what's your restaurant's turnover in a week? ”
Alvin raised his chin slightly, looked at Gordon's peer very unhappily, and said, "I don't like money, I'm not interested in money!" I never touch money~~~"
Alvin wanted to pretend to be at length, but was forced to retreat by Gordon's foolish eyes.
Faced with the scorn of a peer standing at the top, Alvin beckoned to the children who had already eaten about the same, and packed the rest of the cake and brought it home, so that they could have a meal tomorrow morning.
Before leaving, Alvin turned around and asked Gordon about the brand of the oven he was using, and he was completely satisfied.
Alvin decided that when he went back, he would encourage Frigga to go to the big purchase, then you would go back quickly, and you would have to bring back a little of the earth's native products~~
An oven is not expensive, you can't bring it, I'll help you use it first! It's all S.H.I.E.L.D. money anyway!
Alvin drove his big G with his sister and the children out of ABC's underground garage.
What Alvin didn't expect was that at the moment when he drove out of the underground garage and Big G poked his head out, a figure rushed to the front of Big G, desperately waving his hand and trying to slap Big G's hood, trying to stop the car.
Alvin's driving skills were average, but he reacted quickly, and a sudden brake knocked the hapless figure out of the way.
Nick let out a "wow" in the back seat and said, "I feel like you've knocked his out!" ”
Little Ginny said kindly: "Dad, did you kill him?" Let's run~~"
Alvin turned around and rubbed the little girl's head, and reluctantly jumped out of the car.
The unlucky guy certainly didn't die, though Alvin thought he was suspicious of touching porcelain.
But a group of paparazzi who had been waiting outside were surrounding his lying figure, constantly whipping the corpse with flashing lights, which was a bit excessive.
If he is killed by you, I won't be able to tell!