Chapter 484: The Rhino and the Wild Boar
Alvin made a call to William, the marijuana doctor, and then gestured to Fox helplessly, jumped out of the car and shouted, "Hey, hey~~ Guys, isn't it enough to take a picture?"
Get out of the way, I have a dashcam in my car, and you've all filmed your fucking practices.
Get out of the way and give this unlucky man a little room to breathe. ”
A fat black guy took a picture of Alvin with a camera and asked loudly, "Mr. Tomahawk, did you deliberately want to kill Justin?" Does your car have any special powertrain?
Oh~~ That's really exciting! ”
Alvin was dumbfounded as he watched as this black dude asked such an outrageous question, what the fuck is going on?
Now he has some doubts, how did those celebrities hold back their temper and not shoot at these paparazzi? Do you give yourself a dose of tranquilizer when you go out every day?
Raising a middle finger at the black buddy, Alvin smiled and said loudly: "If I want you to go away, guys, if he dies, you will be an accomplice, Lao Tzu has a lawyer, what do you have?" ”
The black guy was not afraid at all and shook his ass, grinned, and said a little obscenely: "I have a big ass, and I am very popular in prison!" ”
The black dude's movements caused a loud whistle, and the paparazzi giggled and snapped pictures, completely uncaring if anything really happened to Justin lying on the ground.
Alvin shook his head, reached out and pushed away the two paparazzi who were standing in front of him, and were about to push the camera to his face.
Alvin's "domineering air" left Hell's Kitchen, and it didn't work at all on the paparazzi. These guys are really hob meat.
Glancing back at William Rush who had arrived with a large bag, Alvin impatiently grabbed the two impolite paparazzi, lifted them above his head, and threw them aside with a hideous expression.
His action shocked the paparazzi, and then Alvin looked at the two fallen paparazzi in amazement, posing on the ground in various miserable poses, howling and signaling his peers to hurry up and take pictures.
He kept yelling, "Hurry up, I'm going to be in the newspaper too!"
I was beaten by a Manhattan Tomahawk but I didn't die!
With that, I'll have to pay 20% more for my future photos. ”
A white guy who was obviously a newbie excitedly took pictures while shouting, "You can sue him!" You're going to get rich! ”
The white guy's shouting made a bunch of old oily paparazzi stunned for a moment, and then they looked at the white guy like shit, and the black guy who was thrown down covered his somewhat sore waist and said, "Dude, you're a newcomer, but I think you're definitely not suitable for this business!"
Come home! Otherwise, you won't live long at all!
That's a Manhattan Tomahawk, he's not some singing and dancing star, which judge do you think will be on our side? ”
Alvin looked at the paparazzi bastard who was looking for a beating and taught the newcomer with a serious face, and helplessly patted William's shoulder, pointed to Justin lying on the ground and said, "Man, take a look at this unlucky ghost for me."
I'm going to get rid of these bastards! , I almost thought I was in Hell's Kitchen! ”
William looked at Alvin's expression amusedly, and said with a smile: "Take it easy, these guys are just eating hard food."
I'll give them a breath after the beating, and I'll be responsible for rescuing them. When the time comes, your lawyer will be able to talk a little less! ”
Alvin slapped William on the arm and shook his head amusedly, a bastard doctor really can't be a good guy in Hell's Kitchen!
Walking in front of the two paparazzi who were thrown down by himself, Alvin stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "I didn't know that I actually had the function of "price increase"!
But, dude, I don't care what the stars care about, you guys get out of here!
The next time I want to beat you up, come to Hell's Kitchen, I promise you won't lose your life!
That unlucky guy is already so miserable, and you've taken your pictures, so let him go! ”
The fat paparazzi sitting on the ground snorted a few times and said slowly, "Will you call an ambulance for Justin?"
I think if we can put a white cloth on a white cloth for a few pictures of Justin on a stretcher, we will all be able to live a good life in the coming month! ”
A group of paparazzi giggled around Alvin, and from time to time they gathered around him to take photos with him, but they didn't want to leave, blocking the exit of this small garage tightly.
Alvin is also helpless, this unlucky one is not himself, and the unlucky ghost named Justin doesn't know what to do? Offended a bunch of paparazzi to the extreme.
Just as Alvin was thinking about whether to go crazy and beat people, a voice came from the side, "Hey~~ guys, why don't you take Justin's picture and show it to his ex-girlfriend."
She's staying at the Waldorf Astoria right now, and that's the big news. ”
A group of paparazzi were stunned for a moment, glanced at Justin who fell to the ground, and without much thought, everyone drove to the Waldorf Astoria Hotel together.
One thing, two celebrity news, what a good business?
Alvin breathed a sigh of relief, and when he looked back, he saw Jimmy, the square-faced guy from the TV station, standing there with a newspaper in his hand.
When Jimmy saw Alvin looking over, he smiled and spread his hands and said, "You see, dealing with these people still requires some professional means. ”
Alvin smiled and walked over to him and bumped his fist and said, "Why did that guy with marijuana run around?" I almost knocked him to death! ”
Jimmy helplessly spread his hands, glanced at the unconscious Justin, and said, "I originally called a taxi for him, but obviously, he wasn't satisfied!"
Then I went to the bathroom, and you saw it, well~~ Fortunately, it's not too bad!
Why can't he fly five meters out?
Out of that line, it has nothing to do with me!
Alvin, I don't think your car is still very powerful~~~"
Jimmy said as he pointed to a solid yellow line, which might have been used to delineate the scope of the station.
Alvin glanced at Justin, who was being injected by William, with some incredulity, and said, "What the hell is this guy doing?"
How do I think the whole world hates him! ”
Jimmy smiled and spread his hands and said, "To be precise, it should be that the men hate him!"
He did almost all the bad things like drug addiction, prostitution, illegitimate children, fighting, swearing, etc. also let the bodyguards beat the paparazzi and talk to the host.
This guy is the source of walking sin. He is still wanted by several countries such as Brazil and Argentina~~
But those foolish girls still love him!
At this point, as a man, I don't think there's a problem with hating him! ”
Alvin glanced at the unlucky man on the ground in amazement, and said, "Looks like I'm going to have to keep my daughter away from this guy." I don't think a dad would want their kids to like that! ”
Jimmy nodded and said with a smile, "But it's okay, his latest album will be released tomorrow, and this guy has a falling out with his agent."
I guess it's a little impossible for him to go back to his superstar days.
After all, he is just a singer, not one of those powerful movie actors! It's not easy to get up after falling! ”
Alvin smiled and patted Jimmy's arm and said, "So what now?" Is it up to your TV station to handle it, or am I going to handle it myself? ”
Jimmy looked at his watch and said, "I called an ambulance, there's surveillance here, and I can testify that it has nothing to do with you."
I think you can go back first, at most this Justin calls the police, and you go to make a note.
However, I guess he won't do that~~"
Alvin nodded, and out of the basic morals of a driver, he decided to ask for details. If William says it doesn't matter, then when the ambulance comes, he'll go back first.
Alvin and Jimmy walked up to William together and watched as he injected Justin with two potions.
Alvin frowned and asked, "Dude, what happened to him?" I thought he just fainted from the bang. ”
William glanced at Alvin, pursed his lips and said, "After waiting for about ten minutes, this guy will wake up." But a concussion is estimated to be impossible to run.
I stopped the bleeding in the back of his head, and he only had some minor bruises in his lower back and abdomen, no problem! ”
Alvin glanced at the unlucky ghost on the ground and said helplessly, "Okay! Let's wait for the ambulance to come, it's really a nuisance guy! ”
As he spoke, Alvin looked in the direction of the intersection, it was about twelve o'clock in the evening, there were not many vehicles on the road, and the ambulance was estimated to be here soon.
As a result, just as Alvin was looking, a van with SWAT printed on it was attacked by an RPG at an intersection not far away, and the whole car was blown up and rolled over to the side of the road.
A monster with a rhinoceros head and about three meters tall rushed out of an alley and plunged headlong into the top of the van compartment, tearing the thick iron sheet to shreds like a piece of paper.
A police car, which was driving in front of the van, instantly turned around.
A familiar figure of Alvin jumped out of the car, dressed in a black combat suit and holding an automatic rifle, and bravely rushed towards the rhinoceros head.
The driver of the police car drove the car while holding an automatic rifle on the rearview mirror and started shooting at the crazy rhinoceros head.
Alvin hurriedly motioned for Jimmy and William to carry the unlucky ghost to the underground garage, and he ran wildly to the big G parked on the side of the road, patted the window and shouted to Fox in the co-pilot: "Get out of here with the kid first, there will be a war here soon!" ”
Just as Fawkes moved to the co-pilot to start the car and wanted to leave, Jimmy and William carried Justin all the way up from the underground garage, chasing a humanoid monster with a boar's head.
Jimmy and William's physical strength is very average, and when they were about to run next to Alvin, their feet stumbled and fell, and the hapless Justin slid half a meter at a low altitude and went headlong for the rear bumper of Big G.
Alvin took a reluctant step forward, holding Justin's exploding head with one hand, stabilizing his body, and then pressing lightly, causing his nose to slam into the ground.
Holding Justin's head with one hand, Alvin's right hand turned into a black battle axe, ready to chop the boar's head as soon as it approached.
As a result, the boar's head ran all the way past Jimmy and William, who were holding their heads and screaming, and rushed all the way to the road towards the back of the police car.
Alvin waved his hand and yelled: "You all get in the car and go first~~"
Saying that, Alvin yelled towards the position of the police car, "Duke, open the parachute rope~~Beware~~"
Alvin ran forward, trying to save the two familiar GIs, and waved at Fawkes for her to leave with the children.
As a result, as soon as Alvin rushed onto the road, a dark purple figure, grabbing a slender spider silk, let out a "Yo he~~", swinging from a distance~~
Alvin watched in amazement as he watched as Peter put his feet together and kicked the boar's head into the lobby of ABC TV on the first floor!
What the fuck is going on?