At night, Liao Wenjie walked out of the gate of the village chief's house, and behind him was the ninth uncle who was supported by Qiusheng, his face was flushed, and he was full of alcohol, and he looked like he had drunk too much.

Walking out of a hundred meters away, Uncle Nine straightened his waist, didn't want Qiusheng to help him, his eyes were calm and clear, how could he still be drunk.

"Master, so you weren't drunk?"

"What stupid things to say, how can you be greedy for a cup at this time!"

"But you also blocked me and Brother Jie's wine......

"Shut up, you're talking a lot of nonsense."

Uncle Jiu didn't have the courage to reprimand Qiusheng, a few squires came to the village chief's house, these people had never seen the power of zombies, and they tried to persuade him to drink, he didn't want to offend people, so he had to pretend to be drunk and foolish.

"Instead, I'll just get drunk, and when the vampires come out, they'll have good fruit to eat."

Liao Wenjie pouted, a group of drunkard old men, I don't know where to get the news, I heard that the village chief dug up the treasured old wine, and all ran to rub the wine.

Even if you drink it yourself, you have to pour wine on the three of them, it's really a shame to drink alcohol.

But then again, Uncle Nine drinks so well, why was he drunk twice by Master Ren?

Tsk, it must be that Master Ren is not drunk with a thousand cups, and even Uncle Nine is not an opponent!

"Applejack, stop complaining, get in good spirits tonight. I will keep watch for the first half of the night, you and Qiusheng will watch for the second half of the night, and when you hear the movement, you will leave immediately, and don't doze off. ”

"Well, I'll meditate when I get back."

The three of them walked towards the monastery, and if there were no accidents, the three of them would stay at the monastery for a while.

The village chief really wants to place Uncle Nine in his own house, the family is big, and there is no shortage of three houses for residents. Uncle Nine directly refused, with his understanding of zombies, his obsession before death will not be dispersed, and there are only two places where he is most likely to visit the door.

The abandoned mansion where he had a tryst before his death, and the other is a monastery.

The big house is deserted, and there are five nuns in the monastery, so it is safer to stay in the monastery until you can't figure out the vampire's routine.

Uncle Nine discussed this matter with the dean, but at the beginning, the dean did not agree. It was not because the pervert Qiusheng was also there, afraid that he would want to do something wrong in the middle of the night, but out of faith, the dean insisted that this was a test, and as long as the five of them were firm in their faith, the Lord would bless them through the calamity safely.

Liao Wenjie didn't know whether the nuns' beliefs were firm or not, but his iron sand palms were much harder than the wall tiles, and after breaking five in a row, the dean acquiesced to the request of the three to stay overnight.

……

The convent, the rest room where the hook nose used to live, is not far from the nuns' quarters.

Uncle Nine held a sword in one hand and pasted a yellow charm on the wall with the other, meticulous and did not dare to be negligent.

Liao Wenjie sat cross-legged in the corner, seemingly asleep, but in fact he had already begun to cultivate in his dreams.

Next to him, Qiusheng lying on the bed board tossed and turned, just because there was a hidden sound of water and laughter in his ears, he could hear his imagination, and his heart seemed to have cat's claws scratching again, the more he didn't want to listen, the clearer he heard.

It's useless to cover your ears, you just can't sleep!

Boom! Knock Boom ————

Suddenly, there was a sound of banging on the iron basin in the distance, and Uncle Nine rushed into the house to say hello, don't put on his satchel and go straight to the direction of the sound source.

Liao Wenjie jumped up on the spot, picked up another satchel, and chased after Uncle Jiu.

"Brother Jie, wait for me."

Qiusheng followed behind the two, only to feel that the distance was getting wider and wider, and he couldn't help but call out.

"Stop chasing, you go back to sleep."

Liao Wenjie replied sincerely, go back to sleep, be good to Qiusheng himself, and be good to him and Uncle Jiu.

"The devil believes you!"

There was a rumbling of black around him, and Qiusheng said that he wouldn't go back, and besides, he couldn't sleep when he went back.

Uncle Nine and Liao Wenjie walked quickly, and when the two arrived at their destination, they found the owner's family standing outside the door, with an anxious look on their faces but no major problems.

Uncle Nine breathed a sigh of relief, it's easy to say anything if people are fine.

"What happened, why did you call us over?"

"Uncle Jiu, my younger brother went into the forest and hasn't come back yet."

"How did you go into the woods, didn't you tell you not to go out at night?" Uncle Nine was furious when he heard this, he could save people, but he was not an immortal, he couldn't save the dead, let alone the people who were looking for death.

"No, Uncle Nine, my younger brother didn't leave the village, but entered the banana forest behind our house. It's been an hour, and after he entered, there was no movement, and there was no response to his shouting, and he couldn't find it. The owner of the house hurriedly explained.

"Take me to see it."

Uncle Nine's face improved, as long as he didn't leave the village, everything was easy to say, otherwise he could only look for it again in the morning.

At that time, whether you live or die can only be left to fate.

……

Qiu Sheng was a step late, followed Uncle Jiu into the house, and a few people walked through the low wall in the backyard, and their eyes suddenly opened up.

I saw three or two wooden houses set up left and right, ten meters away is a row of fences, behind which are planted a large number of banana trees, black and pressed, not to mention hundreds of trees.

Uncle Nine pushed open the wooden door and found that the house was empty, but there was a red rope on the ground, extending all the way to the banana forest.

"Uncle, why are there so many red candles on the ground?"

Qiusheng was curious: "It's still a dragon and phoenix candle, is it popular in the village to worship heaven and earth under the banana tree?" ”

"I don't know about this, my brother has always taken care of the plantain forest."

"It's not people who worship heaven and earth, but people and ghosts who worship heaven and earth!"

Uncle Nine squatted down and touched the cold red candles: "Your younger brother is fascinated by ghosts, and he has a tryst with him every night, and these red candles are lit by himself." ”

"No, he's crazy!"

"After all, the naked eye is mortal, how can you stop ghosts and monsters from confusing ......"

Uncle Nine sighed, holding the sword in his hand, stepping on Tiangang under his feet, his body was crooked and walked into the banana forest, but after a while, he walked out with a young man in his hand.

Liao Wenjie stepped forward to take a look, this person was wrapped in a red cloth and had flowers in his ears, red, green and green just like the groom's official.

It's a little shabby, dressed too perfunctory, as if I drank too much at night alone, and woke up late the next day, so I hurried to the wedding scene.

"Ah, Uncle Nine, are the others okay?"

Seeing that his younger brother was unconscious, his hands and feet twitched from time to time, and the owner of the house hurriedly asked.

"Yin Qi enters the body, and Yang Qi vents most of it...... You carry him away first, and when I kill the female ghost, I will go back and prescribe a prescription for him. ”

"Thank you Uncle Nine, thank you Uncle Nine." The owner of the house was grateful to Dade and helped his younger brother to leave quickly.

Looking at the backs of the two, Uncle Nine sighed.

"Uncle Nine, is it not saved?"

"It's saved to be saved, and it's ...... to be fascinated by a female ghost before Qiusheng"

"Master, it's all old, can you not mention this stubble?"

"Shut up and listen honestly, lest you get lost next time."

Uncle Nine glared at Qiusheng, pointed to the red candles scattered on the ground, and continued: "Qiusheng was only fascinated by ghosts for one night, and it is not difficult to rescue him. Looking at his face, I'm afraid that it will be impossible to have sex again, and there will be no queen. ”

To put it simply, people are wasted.

"The female ghost is really harmful, Master, hurry up and kill her!" Qiusheng shuddered when he heard this, gritted his teeth, and couldn't wait to dismantle the female ghost on the spot.

"Definitely."

Uncle Nine nodded, frowned, and said: "But the female ghost is hiding in the banana forest, based on the forest, and has set up a maze array, it is not easy to find her, so I can only find a way to lure her out." ”

"Uncle Nine, I have a plan to let the female ghost reveal its original form."

Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows: "It doesn't matter what kind of ecstasy array or maze array he has, we will use our strength to break the skill, burn the banana forest, and when he has nothing to hide, we will copy the guy together." ”

Uncle Nine: ( ̇灬 ̇)

Weird and sad!

Uncle Nine winked at Liao Wenjie, and continued after a while: "It's not difficult to lure the female ghost out, dress yourself in red and green, dress up like a groom, and then use a red rope to make a matchmaker and tie up the dragon and phoenix candles." ”

"Light the dragon and phoenix candles, throw one end of the red rope into the banana forest, drag the other end to the house, tie it to your toes, lie down on the bed, and wait for the female ghost to come to the door by herself."

"Oh, by the way, when tying your toes, remember not to tie the knot, otherwise you will really become a husband and wife."

"As simple as it sounds, Autumn is a good fit." Liao Wenjie said.

"Yes, it's not difficult, let Brother Jie come, he is so handsome, the female ghost will definitely die of laughter when he sees it." Qiusheng nodded along with him.

"It's not that there is no difficulty at all, there must be a prerequisite for being a groom official."

Uncle Jiu frowned, and his eyes swept back and forth over Liao Wenjie and Qiusheng's faces: "You two, who is the child?" ”

"Autumn Birth!"

"Brother Jie!"

“……”x3

Uncle Nine was silent, and it was in vain to ask this, Qiusheng and the female ghost had a love of fish and water, saying that he was a child......

Is this looking down on Qiusheng, or looking down on female ghosts?

As for Liao Wenjie, it's even more useless, not to mention that he fascinated Xiaohuan in a few words, and at first glance he is an experienced veteran. Just because he is handsome, educated, and able to speak, if he wants to be a boy, the women will not nod and agree.

"Damn, I brought Wen Cai over when I knew it, he is still a child."

Uncle Nine sighed again and again: "I'm not worried about finding other villagers, how should this be...... Be...... Hey, what are you two doing with me? ”

As he spoke, Uncle Nine suddenly found that the situation was wrong, Liao Wenjie and Qiusheng were on the left and right, with strange eyes in their eyes, looking at him directly.

"How can this be true!!"

reacted, Uncle Nine was furious, a few meanings, Liao Wenjie and Qiusheng are not children, is he so?

Who to look down on!

Back then, he was also a well-known handsome guy, and he was the most iconic among his brothers, and he went out many times to subdue demons and subdue demons, and was almost drugged by a beautiful woman.

"Master, there are some things I don't know about, it's too hurtful to say them."

Qiu Sheng couldn't help but smile and said seriously: "You often teach me and Wencai, it is my generation's duty to subdue demons and subdue demons, and I will suffer some grievances, and I will not be ashamed." ”

Liao Wenjie nodded and said: "Yes, Uncle Jiu, you are full of alcohol, and the female ghost must have thought that you have even drunk a glass of wine when she sees it, so it will save you more trouble directly in the cave room." ”

"Ridiculous, I'm old, old arms and legs, how can a female ghost look at me!"

"Small things, there are always more solutions than problems."

Liao Wenjie opened his little brain, and said kindly: "Uncle Jiu, when you are lying on the bed, lie down and sleep, so that the female ghost will not be able to see your old face." ”

"Hmph, don't talk nonsense, I just remembered wrong, it doesn't matter if it's a boy or not, you are born in autumn."

"Master, I'm fine, but what if the female ghost doesn't come out?"

"What's the matter, it's a big deal to burn the forest!" Uncle Nine spoke out viciously.

……

Ten minutes later, Uncle Nine wore red and green, wrapped a red cloth around his waist, and lit two dragon and phoenix candles in front of the banana forest with a sad and angry face.

"Master Zu is above, not a disciple Lin...... Nine in order to subdue demons and subdue demons, today is out! ”