Chapter 101: I Only Hate You and I Don't Survive (Ask for the First Decision)
Lighting the red candle, Uncle Nine put down the red thread all the way, and tied the red rope on his big toe with a blank face.
After lying flat, he thought of what Liao Wenjie had said, turned over with a black face, and lay flat on the bed.
Muttering, it's very angry!
On the edge of the bed, a row of yellow talismans is neatly pasted, with special charms for ghosts drawn on them, which can restrain the anger of the living, and as long as they don't make a sound, the ghosts won't notice that there are other people in the house.
Liao Wenjie squatted under the bed, with a money sword in his left hand and a peachwood sword in his right hand, and just waited for Uncle Jiu to drop the cup, so he rushed out and cut the female ghost on the bed into eight pieces.
The insects outside the house chirped intermittently, only a slight burst of the candle flame was heard, and there was silence for an instant.
In the forest, a banana tree slowly opened its purple buds, and a strange cool breeze blew across the ground, passing the dragon and phoenix candles along the red rope.
The straight red line was suddenly pressed down, Liao Wenjie squatted under the bed and saw it clearly, the red line seemed to be pressed by an invisible hand, and with the movement of his footsteps, he approached the side of the bed little by little.
He held his breath and stared, and did not immediately recite the [Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Mantra], just waiting for the code before making a move. After all, Uncle Nine is old, whether it is a person or a ghost, it is always good to give him an affair.
That is, Uncle Jiu, if Qiu Sheng is on it, he will definitely reappear five minutes after receiving the code.
No, if you change it to Qiusheng, you must have left it on the spot, where did the code come from!
……
On the bed, at the moment when the red rope was pressed by the ghost, Uncle Jiu, who was lying on his stomach, slowly opened his eyes.
As soon as he thought of the sulking he received today, he sneered and couldn't stop laughing, thinking about the secret signal and slowly beating again, he must kill the harmful female ghost with his own hands, otherwise his thoughts will not be clear, and it will not be comfortable to sleep on his stomach in the future.
The cold wind drifted above Uncle Jiu, and the female ghost slowly revealed her figure, with red clothes and dancing sleeves, clouds and temples scattered like splashing ink, and her delicate face was painted with crimson eye shadow, which was very bewitching.
There is even a snow-white delicate body looming, as if there is no wisp under the red clothes, just waiting for the lover to fade it away.
Seeing Uncle Nine lying on the bed, the female ghost was slightly stunned, her hair on the back of her head was gray, and she looked a little old.
It's not a big problem, she's not a picky eater, there's no strong guy, and the pretty old man doesn't dislike it, it's a big deal that the spring breeze is once, and the groom will be changed tomorrow night.
Thinking of this, the female ghost scattered the red clothes on her body, and the curtain covered the entire bed board from top to bottom, and then the red sleeves wrapped around Uncle Jiu's arms and slowly turned him around.
"Lang Jun's eyebrows are quite interesting, I only hate that Jun was born and I was not born, and now there is a beautiful scenery, you and I should go to Bliss together, so as to make up for the past disappointment."
The female ghost laughed, I saw pity, and opened her arms to wrap around Uncle Jiu's neck.
"Hmph, open your dog's eyes wide and see clearly, how can there be your Langjun here!"
Uncle Nine snorted coldly, his bewitching and delicate body was close at hand, but his eyes were as cold as ice. A flash of lightning flashed, and the money sword slipped out of his cuff, and he held it tightly in his hand.
Shhh
The red sleeves broke off in response, the female ghost's face was shocked, and when Uncle Nine was not confused, she realized that something was wrong, and when she saw this scene, she didn't say a word, and immediately turned around and ran.
"Where to run!"
Uncle Nine threw his sword out, the money sword was red, and the hot waves hit the female ghost's heart.
Suddenly, the red cloth flashed, and the female ghost used a golden cicada to get out of her shell, and her clothes were scattered and fell to the ground, and she escaped death.
"Dao Chief, spare my life!"
She looked at Uncle Nine with a frightened face, crawled out of the house, and as soon as she pushed the door open, she saw Qiusheng who had been in ambush for a long time, and the mirror that Qiusheng was holding in his arms.
In the mirror, the old woman in red has a rickety figure, her long hair is yellow and messy like straw, and the most permeable thing is the face, which is simply the bark poking three holes, representing the eyes and the mouth.
Seeing that the old woman in the mirror was so ugly, the female ghost covered her face with her hands and screamed, her beautiful face and posture disappeared, and the whole person became exactly the same as in the mirror.
"Oh my god!"
A good and dignified beauty, still the kind that doesn't wear much clothes, coldly turns into an old monster, and scares Qiusheng to subconsciously take a step back.
This retreat, just enough to open the door of the house, the female ghost covered her face and swept past Qiusheng's side, and quickly floated towards the banana forest.
"Where to go......
Sou!
Before Uncle Jiu could finish speaking, a money sword shot out from behind him, steadily hitting the female ghost in the air, and cutting off one of his arms.
"Applejack, I've coded everything, why are you so slow?"
"The bed was too low, and I couldn't climb out when I got stuck."
Liao Wenjie explained, and then admired: "Uncle Jiu is very capable, as soon as I came out, I saw the female ghost running out in disheveled clothes, and shouted that the Taoist chief spared his life. ”
Just you can talk!
Uncle Nine took the wooden sword, blew his beard and glared out of the wooden house, and when he wore red and green, he knew that this matter was not over today.
In the future, Liao Wenjie will definitely hang on his lips often, even if Liao Wenjie doesn't say it, there is still Qiusheng's big mouth. If it's not good, Simu will also take it out every day to talk about things, and the hippie smile praises him for being old and strong, and he personally goes into battle to kill the female ghost and flee.
"It's really unlucky, my reputation will be ruined, and the next time I go out, I will definitely bring Wencai with me......"
Uncle Nine muttered in a low voice, ignoring Qiusheng who was standing by the door and snickering, and walked quickly to the front of the banana forest.
The wind is calm, and the female ghost is hidden in it, and it has long been gone.
"Hmph, do you really think you can run?"
Uncle Nine looked down and found that the female ghost's fallen arm had turned into a tree whisker, and his face was overjoyed, and he leaned over to pick it up.
"Heaven and earth are natural, and filth is dispersed ......"
Liao Wenjie picked up the money sword, and recited the [Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Mantra] in his mouth, and for a while, the plantain grove made a noise, as if a strong wind was passing through, but it was only a strong wind, and there was no immediate effect in the past.
He closed his mouth and stopped, and looked at Uncle Nine suspiciously: "Strange, I am very talented in chanting mantras, no matter how many ordinary ghosts there are, they will definitely disappear in one round, why didn't this female ghost react at all today?" ”
"It's not a female ghost, it's a tree spirit and a wild monster, if I'm not mistaken, there is a plantain tree here."
"Youkai!?"
Liao Wenjie's eyes widened, ghosts and zombies have been seen, and it is the first time that monsters have been seen.
If you have the chance, be sure to grab it and study it!
"Don't think nonsense, this is just a tree spirit, it can't be too far away from the main body, it's useless for you to catch it."
Uncle Nine only glanced at it, and knew what Liao Wenjie's idea was, and continued: "No wonder she was able to use the banana forest to set up a maze array, she thought she was a female ghost who had learned Taoist skills, so she personally went into battle as bait, lest you and Qiusheng have poor skills and be confused by female ghosts......"
"Yes, yes, Master Ninth is right." x2
"Hmph, I don't know the hearts of good people."
Uncle Nine is too lazy to deal with Liao Wenjie and Qiusheng, believe it or not, anyway, reason is on his side.
He waved his hand and shook out a yellow talisman from his cuff, pasted it on the tree whisker and threw it at his feet: "Ajie, Qiusheng, look at it, which banana tree is the most powerful, the tree spirit will be attached to which banana tree, find her out quickly." ”
Qiusheng just wanted to ask, but suddenly, the yellow charm attached to the tree whiskers burned on its own, and the flames swept up the entire tree whiskers in an instant, and the banana forest screamed endlessly, and a large number of banana trees shook with it.
"Found it." x3
The three of them spoke at the same time, and then pounced on the three plantain trees in very different directions.
The ninth uncle's wooden sword stabbed straight and pierced the banana tree in front of him, seeing that it had no reaction, he secretly said that the sky was too dark, and turned around and ran towards Qiusheng.
On the other side, Liao Wenjie also pierced the banana tree with a money sword, the effect was mediocre, and he picked up the iron sand palm and made up for it twice, confirming that it was too dark for him to look away, so he ran to Qiusheng's position.
Qiusheng's side was miserable, wielding the money sword and stabbing down, the banana tree did not react, but the one behind him suddenly moved.
Before he could chase after him, the dirt beneath his feet turned into a swamp, instantly submerging to his knees.
"Master save me!!"
Sou!
The wooden sword came in the air and was pointed in front of Qiusheng, the swamp disappeared suddenly, and Qiusheng's feet were stuck in the soil and he couldn't move.
Saving Qiusheng, Uncle Nine did not stop, and chased after the banana tree, and on the opposite side was Liao Wenjie, who came with a sword.
The wooden sword and the money sword struck back and forth, piercing the banana tree at the same time, and the terrible ghost screamed and exploded, and the buds of the banana tree hung down, and there was no movement.
Uncle Nine squatted beside the banana tree, looked at the moon above his head, and said with a smile: "Qiusheng, go to the house and bring the shovel." ”
"Master, you can dig me out with a shovel first."
……
Half an hour later, the three of them used shovels to overturn the banana tree, and Uncle Nine groped around at the root of the tree, and finally found a finger-sized jade from the soil.
"Uncle Nine, what is this?"
Liao Wenjie immediately came to his senses, and Qiusheng was also curious, and asked happily: "Is it the real body of a goblin, planted in a flower pot, watered and fertilized, and many female goblins can grow next year?" ”
It's you!
Liao Wenjie was in awe: "Qiusheng, I didn't expect you to fight the banshee again after fighting the female ghost, it's really commendable." You can rest assured, on the first seven days, I will definitely not be absent. ”
"Brother Jie, where are you going, I'm not that kind of person, I just want to plant goblins in Master's bamboo forest."
"Qiusheng is right, this jade seed can just be buried in the bamboo forest."
Uncle Nine smiled and put away the jade, and explained to the two: "How can ordinary banana trees become essence easily, but there must be a treasure that attracts the essence of the sun and the moon, I buried the jade seed into the bamboo forest, and attracted the aura of heaven and earth to water, and the formed bamboo must also be a treasure, if you are lucky, you may be able to make a magic weapon of 'ghost fighting stick'." ”
"So powerful, then I'm ......"
Liao Wenjie originally wanted to smash Uncle Jiu's face with ten baskets of copper coins in exchange for jade seeds, but he couldn't figure out if he could bring things back to the original world, so he gave up.
It was just a ghost stick, and when he became rich, he bought eighteen ropes, tied the rope into two nine-section whips, one for daily use, and the other for the warehouse to eat ashes.
"Master, if the jade is planted in the bamboo forest, there won't be any bamboo turning into a banshee, right?"
"No, I'm watching, there are so many goblins."
Uncle Jiu happily patted off the dirt on his hands, found the owner of the house to tell him the details, and wrote down a prescription to nourish his body in his thousand thanks.
The younger brother of the owner of the house has lost too much and has already damaged his foundation, and it is difficult to make up for it, so he can only do his best.
Liao Wenjie silently wrote down the prescription, he didn't mean anything else, he just felt that this was a way to make money, and maybe someone would be able to use it in the future.
On the way back to the monastery, he asked Uncle Nine about the power of medicine and the condition of the disease, and how he could accurately prescribe the right medicine, instead of aggravating the condition due to lack of compensation.
Uncle Nine talked eloquently, analyzed Liao Wenjie in detail inside and out, and told frankly that although medical Tao is not separated, he is not a miracle doctor, and he does not study medical skills deeply, and he is far from being able to cure all diseases, at best he can cure common colds and flu.
However, because of his rich experience in catching ghosts and eliminating demons, he is very good at treating some 'strange diseases', that is, the symptoms of ordinary people encountering ghosts and evil spirits.
Liao Wenjie nodded again and again when he heard this, and accompanied Uncle Jiu to stay in the middle of the night, and talked about the topic of 'strange disease' throughout the whole time, and felt deeply beneficial.