CH.195: It's all about acting (II)
At this time, Lin Xingyu was even more suspicious in his heart, just now he said that this is outside the Tiger Prison Pass, and asked me where this is, and now let me leave so quickly.
Lin Xingyu asked suspiciously:
"Dare to ask big brother, you are really a general!"
"That's natural, I can't lie to you as a general of Zhenbei!"
Lu Bei snorted coldly, his expression serious.
Lin Xingyu frowned, and asked again:
"The little woman has a doubt, I don't know whether to talk about it or not."
Lu Bei smiled:
"But it doesn't hurt to speak!"
Lin Xingyu asked:
"Dare to ask where the General's Tiger Prison is located?"
Lu Bei panicked in his heart, although he knew where the tiger prison was, but what he knew was the location of the modern era, where he knew where the ancient times were.
But thinking that Lin Xingyu shouldn't care about this detail, he gritted his teeth and said it:
"Tiger Prison Pass is located in the territory of Bishui Town, 16 kilometers northwest of Xingyang City."
Lin Xingyu didn't know where it was, who would have thought that Lin Xingyu would actually pick up Lu Bei's mobile phone and get up to Baidu.
Oh! This girl's scheming is too deep! Fortunately, what I said is the same as what I said on the Internet, otherwise it would have been a goof!
The information that Lin Xingyu knew after Baidu was exactly the same as what Lu Bei said.
But!
I always feel that there is something wrong, but I can't say it.
couldn't find Lu Bei's handle, and what he said was so seamless, so he had to do it first, Lin Xingyu said helplessly:
"Baidu came out as you said, but ......"
Before Lin Xingyu could finish speaking, Lu Bei said anxiously:
"Since the girl is fine, then General Ben will leave first!"
After speaking, Lu Bei prepared to leave.
But! Right now.
Lin Xingyu saw that there were still two bags of things in the place where Lu Bei was knocked down just now, and he had a plan, and immediately shouted:
"Lu Bei, you wait! You haven't taken what you bought yet. ”
"That's right! I almost forgot! Fortunately, I have you to remind me, otherwise I will be scolded again when I go back! ”
Lu Bei turned his head and walked towards the location where he had been knocked into the air before.
However, I always feel that I can't think of anything, and it's weird.
At the moment when he first touched the bag, Lu Bei seemed to think of something.
Oh, this girl's scheming is really so deep, this time it's a goof!
Lu Bei had no choice but to pretend to pick up the bag as if nothing had happened, embarrassed and didn't dare to look back, there was a trace of luck in his heart, hoping that Lin Xingyu wouldn't find anything abnormal.
But how is this possible! Women's hearts are as fine as a needle, how can they miss a clue.
Lin Xingyu raised his voice to the highest decibel level and shouted:
"Lu Bei!!
Stop! ”
Lu Bei plucked his ears, turned his head awkwardly, and said embarrassedly:
"Listen to me!
That...... What, I think the atmosphere was a little too tense just now, and I acted to ease the atmosphere! ”
Lin Xing's tone was about to explode, and he shouted loudly:
"Okay, you Lu Bei, I just thought there was something wrong with you.
What Tiger Prison Pass is located in the territory of Bishui Town, 16 kilometers northwest of Xingyang City, which is a modern address, so is it the same in ancient times?
You're blind! ”
Lu Bei muttered in a whisper:
"You didn't say anything just now, aren't you blind?"
"What do you say! Who are you talking about! ”
Lin Xingyu was even more furious when he heard this, his chest rose and fell with anger, and his face was flushed.
She said again angrily:
"Do you think you're really an actor, when my brain is broken, despicable and shameless guy, give me back the money you just had."
How could the duck in his hand fly, the matter was revealed, and Lu Bei didn't plan to pretend anymore, and was about to leave.
Lu Bei smiled and said:
"I said Mr. Lin, you just hit me, you can't give me some money and pay me some medical expenses.
What if I hit an internal injury or something, do you really want to support me for the rest of my life? ”
Lin Xingyu glanced at Lu Bei in disgust, thinking to himself how could there be such a thick-skinned person.
But it's also very strange what this person is made of, just hit him like that, he is running around like a nobody.
Thinking that Lu Bei had just deceived himself, he almost cried for this stinky rascal, and he really couldn't swallow this breath.
Lin Xing said in a pouting tone:
"Pay back! If I don't pay back, I'll rely on you.
Aren't you all right, what do you want for medical expenses? ”
Lu Beiman said nonchalantly:
"Teacher Lin, I know you are grateful to me, I'm afraid it's not okay for you to make a promise like this? We haven't cooked any cooked rice yet! ”
"You...... Stinky rascal, who wants to make a promise, don't be stinky and beautiful. ”
Lin Xingyu's face was obviously slightly red.
Lu Bei struck while the iron was hot and continued:
"And it wasn't you who hit me with your car just now, but fortunately I was the one who hit me, if you hit someone else, I'll see what you do.
Do you think anyone will survive the shock? It is estimated that I have already reported to Lord Yama. ”
Lu Bei knew that this woman had a bad impression of herself from the beginning, and sometimes she also targeted herself, and she was a little unhappy in her heart, so you should take revenge for pit your million today!
Lin Xingyu was actually quite guilty about hitting Lu Bei, and she said weakly:
"Aren't you okay?"
"Even if it's really okay, you don't have to pay me some mental damages."
Lu Beile smiled.
Lin Xingyu was angry and shouted loudly:
"One million mental damage fee, I think you were hit stupid!"
Lin Xingyu's brain circuit turned, as if he thought of something, and said with a smile:
"Lu Bei, do you really want this million?"
Lu Bei looked at Lin Xingyu and smiled so insidiously, he had a bad premonition, and hurriedly waved his hand:
"Forget it, look at your smile, there must be nothing good, I'll pay it back to you later, I don't want it."
Lin Xingyu boldly went up and grabbed Lu Bei's arm, and showed a wicked smile:
"Hey, hey!
Regretted it? It's too late!
The money is in your card, and now you say no, you want to be beautiful. ”
Lu Bei pushed Lin Xingyu's hand away and said impatiently:
"What the hell is going on?"
"You don't care about anything, you promise me first."
Lin Xingyu clenched his fists and said.
Lu Bei thought for a moment, nodded and said:
"No problem, but you can't do anything that hurts nature, including your personal promise."
When Lin Xingyu heard what Lu Bei said, his face turned green with anger, and he gritted his teeth and said:
"Is marrying me a thing that hurts heaven and reason? You want to marry me, you want to be beautiful! The toad wants to eat swan meat.
Okay, I won't talk to you badly, you go and help me beat someone to death, but don't really beat him to death. ”
"Okay!"
Lu Bei smiled, this is simply too easy, he is the best at this kind of thing.
Lin Xingyu saw that Lu Bei agreed so readily, and couldn't help but be a little stunned:
"I haven't said who you want to beat! Why did you agree so happily, and don't ask. ”
Lin Xingyu hinted so clearly, Lu Bei still didn't understand it in the end, he was really puzzled.
Lu Bei shrugged his shoulders indifferently:
"It doesn't matter, anyway, it's the same to beat anyone, so why bother asking so much."
Lin Xingyu wanted to speak, but the words stopped when they came to his lips:
"He's ......"
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Starting point author: Mo Ya
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