CH.194: It's all about acting (medium)
Although he was embarrassed, Lu Bei suddenly had an idea, and suddenly thought of a way, although it was a little brainless.
Suddenly, Lu Bei jumped up from the ground without warning, and twisted his head feeling a little abnormal.
"Brother....... Cheat....... Corpse fraud! ”
Huang Mao just saw Lu Bei suddenly jump up, and his right hand trembled and pointed at Lu Bei, and he was so frightened that his soul flew out of the sky.
Hongmao raised his hand and slapped Huangmao's head, and scolded angrily:
"What kind of corpse, that kid has nothing to do at all, there is no blood on the ground, what will happen there."
Lin Xingyu looked at Lu Bei in surprise, thinking that Lu Bei was not dying just now? Why did he suddenly stand up now.
I'll go, it won't really be a corpse!
The next moment, Lu Bei's whole person looked around with a blank expression, as if he had been stimulated by something, and suddenly shouted, as if he had been stimulated by something:
"This ...... Where is this place and why am I here! ”
Lu Bei said to himself.
Lu Bei said suddenly:
"Why are you looking at me like that, girl, is there anything foreign on my face?
And you, why are you wearing different clothes, this is outside the Tiger Prison, are you aliens? ”
Lu Bei pointed at the red hair and yellow hair, roaring wildly, listening to this tone, where does it still feel like he is about to hang up.
Lu Bei is not crossing, but to fulfill the lie that he just falsely accused Lin Xingyu of one million.
This is a scene that he improvised, directed and acted by himself, although it is a bit bloody, but why not.
He came up with this bloody plot and set himself as a general who came from the Qin Dynasty.
In this way, Lin Xingyu can no longer doubt it, and he can take away the million.
After waiting for a while, he said that he wore it back again, although this dog was a little bloody, but it was better to wait for Lin Xingyu to be speechless.
Lu Bei's words just now made everyone present stunned.
Lin Xingyu asked with doubts:
"Lu Bei, you really don't know me anymore? I'm Lin Xingyu! ”
Lu Bei clenched his fists slightly:
"Do we know this girl?
General Ben had just greeted the foreign enemy outside the Tiger Prison Pass, and the day was not beautiful, and a day of thunder fell, which happened to hit me again, and I suddenly felt dizzy and fainted, but why did I wake up in such a strange place. ”
Lin Xingyu was completely stunned, what the hell is going on, could it be that he just broke his brain and accidentally became a neurotic.
But it doesn't seem like it, although what he said is a little difficult to understand, but the expression is quite clear, not like a neurosis!
Is it really a great general who crossed over?
Huang Mao looked stupid, and suddenly shouted:
"Brother, this kid was stupid, saying that he was the general of the Tiger Prison Pass, and he still crossed over. It's not funny. ”
"Haha! This idiot, we're really having a nervous breakdown. ”
Lu Bei's eyes shrank, his brows furrowed, and he pointed at the yellow hair and the red hair and said:
"Why are you dressed so strangely, could it be that the enemy spies have come to spy on the military situation of our Tiger Prison?
If you dare to stay here any longer, you will not blame General Ben for being polite!
Also, even if you wait to spy on the military situation, you dare to flirt with a woman from a good family in broad daylight, what kind of system will it become.
Behold, I will take you down, that you may suffer a little of your flesh and skin, and bring you the truth. ”
Huang Mao felt a little strange when he heard Lu Bei's tone, and once thought that Lu Bei had really crossed over, so he said stupidly:
"Brother, let's go!
This kid can't really be a great general who has traveled from ancient times, he looks so powerful. ”
The red-haired thug patted the back of the yellow hair's head again and reprimanded:
"Fuck your uncle, wear your sister!
You think this is a TV series, how can there be any crossing.
Let's go up together and solve this weak kid first. ”
As soon as the words fell, the two looked at each other and strode towards Lu Bei.
"Humph! Bold fanatics, seeing that General Ben dares to be so presumptuous, let me die! ”
Lu Bei jumped up, kicked in the air, and directly hit Hongmao's abdomen, directly kicking the person away.
"Ahh
The man let out a wail, his body lightened, turned into a perfect parabola, leaped towards the other side of the road, fell heavily to the ground, and fainted.
Immediately afterwards, Lu Bei rushed to Huang Mao with a perfect step and smiled slightly.
"Big brother, spare your life!"
How could Lu Bei listen to Huang Mao's nonsense, the five fingers of his right hand directly grabbed Huang Mao's left hand, pulled and pulled, and when the five fingers slid to the wrist, he gently broke it.
"Click!"
A crisp sound was followed by a scream:
"Ah!!h
But this is not over, Lu Bei's five fingers of his left hand grabbed Huang Mao's right hand again, and pulled and twitched again!
"Click!"
Another crunch.
"Ah!!h
The hands of the yellow-haired gangster hung down completely unobediently, and the two hands had just been scrapped by Lu Bei, and they could no longer exert their strength.
Now the only use of the hands is to spread the pain all over the body, the yellow hair is heart-rending, and the mouth is constantly letting out a penetrating wail.
Lu Bei's movements are skillful, vigorous and resolute, and the viewing is excellent, which is even more powerful than the people in martial arts movies, and the momentum of the fight is really like a general.
The yellow-haired thug was half frightened to death, and prayed:
"The general spares his life, we don't dare anymore!"
Lu Bei walked forward expressionlessly, and Huang Mao was so frightened that he ran away.
Lu Bei snorted coldly:
"Humph! Want to run? It's not that easy! ”
He kicked at the pebble on the ground, which seemed to have eyes and slammed it into the back of the yellow hair's knee.
Suddenly, Huang Mao felt his feet go soft during the sprint, and his body suddenly leaned forward.
"Boom!"
The unlucky yellow hair planted his head on the small steps by the side of the road, and immediately fainted.
Lu Bei's methods were amazing, and Lin Xingyu's mouth widened when he saw it, and he looked a little incredible.
Is Lu Bei's skills really so good? Or is it really the Great General who has crossed over?
In just a few moments, the two of them were put down by Lu Bei one after another, is this really what people can do?
Lin Xingyu was suspicious and looked at Lu Bei blankly.
Lu Bei walked over slowly, hugged his fists slightly, and said:
"This girl is frightened!"
"You....... I ......."
Lin Xingyu couldn't speak fluently, and she said again:
"I'm fine...... General, are you really here in time? ”
Lin Xingyu stared at Lu Bei incredulously, his expression very suspicious.
Also, if you haven't seen it with your own eyes, who would believe that a person is really so powerful.
Although Lin Xingyu usually likes to watch time-traveling dramas, she still believes in science.
Lu Bei was a little weak when asked, and continued to pretend:
"Can the girl say it clearly, I don't know what is crossing, please say it clearly."
Lin Xingyu turned his head and learned to hug his fist in the north:
"The little woman thanks the general for his great kindness, dare to ask who the general is and where he comes from, the little woman can be rewarded in the future!"
Lu Bei immediately waved his hand and refused:
"There is no need to say thanks, the road is uneven, it is natural to draw a knife to help, and the girl does not have to remember.
If the girl has nothing else to do, she can leave first. ”
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Starting point author: Mo Ya
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