The Eiffel Tower has shrunk significantly, the White House and the Statue of Liberty can be seen when you turn around, and you can see the Egyptian pyramids and Brazil's Monte Cristo when you look to the side, which makes Huang Shaohong, who has not yet subsided with the dizziness, unable to figure out what kind of place this is for a while.

'Bang' Just as he was looking around, a small force hit his waist, making Huang Shaohong subconsciously take a few steps forward to dissolve this force.

Originally, with Huang Shaohong's strength, this kind of thing should never have happened, but the dizziness of 'logging in' was still there, which made his five senses lower.

Second, the thing behind him was not fast, and it didn't give him any sense of threat, so this impossible thing would happen.

At this time, Huang Shaohong already knew what hit him, Nima...... He actually had a car accident, and he dared to guarantee that this kind of unlucky routine as soon as he logged into the new world was absolutely forced to be a ghost of the system.

It's worthy of being made out of broken copper, the nature of this pit dad is really the same, every time you log in to the new world, you have to make some moths.

Huang Shaohong turned around and found that what hit his waist was a red Changan SUV, and the driver had already stepped on the brakes at this time, and was looking at himself with a shocked face.

Shen ...... Vine ......"

Huang Shaohong looked at the funny underbeat appearance that was not laughing, and recognized the other party at a glance as the Northeast fellow who has become very popular with comedy movies in the past two years!

At this time, his dizziness had subsided, and he had regained his normal ability to think, knowing that this was definitely not reality, his mind was racing rapidly, and combined with the scenes of many world-famous landmarks around him, he thought of which world this was in the blink of an eye.

If he guessed correctly, this is the world of the movie "Crazy Aliens" released at the beginning of the year, and the place where he is now is the world park in the movie that condenses the world's famous landmarks.

And the goods in the car in front of you are one of the two protagonists' Da Fei'!

The two looked at each other for five seconds, and Huang Shaohong was thinking about whether to say hello to the other party first, when the other party opened the door and got out of the car, he opened his mouth and scolded:

"Are you angry with those two eyes? Won't you pay attention to the two positives? You said I could just look down at my phone and hit you? ”

Huang Shaohong didn't say a word, and he ...... directly Sitting on the ground: "Oops, my head hurts...... Confused...... Still dizzy! ”

At this time, Kung Fu Huang Shaohong has already recalled the whole movie, not to mention that there are really good things in this world, that is, the headband on the alien's head.

That thing is a good thing, and the 'spiritual enhancer' that you carry with you can make the aliens of weak chickens have strong telekinesis after you bring them, and since you have come to this world, you have to get your hands on this head ring.

In addition to the ring, the alien spaceship can also be used for reference, to see if there is any technology that can be used by itself.

Huang Shaohong remembered that the spacecraft fell into the river when the alien crashed, and it itself fell in the courtyard of this world park, where the other protagonist of this world, Huang Yingdi, played monkeys.

He didn't know if the alien had fallen during this time period, but Huang Shaohong made a plan in his heart in an instant, and the first step was to connect with the two protagonists, so he decided to ......

Touch porcelain!

When Da Fei saw Huang Shaohong sitting on the ground, he was stunned at first, and then said angrily:

"Oh, I'll go, don't you touch porcelain? Don't I slap your waist, your head hurts, I can tell you, my car is new, and you have to pay for it if it is damaged! ”

Huang Shaohong ignored him at all, his eyes were blank, and he asked, "Where is this...... Who am I? ”

"Hey...... I'll go! ”

Da Fei was angry and crossed his waist and turned around in a circle, and then looked at the more and more people gathered around him to watch the excitement, and said loudly with a little weak heart:

"All of you give me a testimony, this kid touched porcelain, and he bumped into it himself!"

Suddenly, a voice said: "I saw it clearly just now, people are looking at the scenery here, and they don't see your car at all, you don't even press the horn, and you just slap people from behind!" ”

Huang Shaohong, who was sitting on the ground and pretending to have amnesia, squinted his eyes, so he didn't laugh, and saw that the person who said what he said for him was the Statue of Liberty he had seen before, and at this time, the 'Statue of Liberty' was still holding a cigarette in his mouth, and he looked at Shen Teng with an angry face.

I didn't pay attention to it before, but now I can see that this is a man pretending, wearing the clothes of the Statue of Liberty, and his face is painted with color, which is obviously the kind of existence in the scenic spot that takes photos with people to collect money.

As soon as Da Fei heard that this 'Lady of Liberty' actually testified on behalf of Feng Porcelain, he was not happy: "His eyes are not good, are your eyes also angry?" Why is he pretending to be a goddess, you didn't see that he was sitting down by himself! ”

"Alas, who do you say, believe it or not, I will cut you with a torch!" The Statue of Liberty isn't happy either.

"If you have a mine at home, you will cut it, believe it or not, as long as you touch me, you will have to give me a pension and send me to the end!"

Huang Shaohong looked at the two of them with a confused expression, Nima, I still have lost my memory, okay.

At this moment, a person in a suit and leather shoes stepped on a balance scooter and came over this way, and at the same time asked:

"What's the matter, so many people?"

When the Statue of Liberty saw the visitor, he suddenly came to his senses: "Manager, this person drove a car to hit the guests in our garden!" ”

The manager was taken aback, the business of this world park was not good, and if it killed people in the park, everything would be closed.

He hurriedly got off the balance bike, squeezed into the crowd, and after seeing Huang Shaohong, he squatted down and asked anxiously: "This gentleman, are you okay, how did you hit?" ”

"I ..... I'm a little dizzy and can't remember who I am! Huang Shaohong is serious about acting, and he is very dedicated to interpreting the expression that an amnesiac person should have.

"Who's that...... Manager, don't believe him, my speed is at best a slippery car, and if I can pretend to be amnesia, he's a porcelain toucher! As soon as Da Fei saw that Huang Shaohong was still pretending, he immediately became anxious and hurriedly explained.

"Shut up!"

The manager stood up and pointed at Da Fei and scolded: "Who are you, where are you, don't you know that the park is not allowed to enter motor vehicles?" Where is the security guard dead, security guard! ”

The manager pulled his neck and shouted, at this time he wanted to put the World Park out of this matter, and put all the responsibility on the driver, as for whether it touched the porcelain, as long as it didn't affect the World Park, he didn't care.

"Hey manager, don't call the security guard, this is your own person!"

At this time, a person with a Qingdao accent squeezed into the crowd and gave the manager a smile:

"Manager, this is my assistant, my own person!"

After he finished speaking, he waved to a few security guards who rushed over after hearing the sound, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I know, I know!" ”

The manager sneered: "I said Lao Geng, you are a monkey and an assistant, you are faster than me, I don't care if it's true or not, now that something happens, the park is not responsible, you quickly solve the matter for me, or I will call the police!" ”

is called Lao Geng, which is the other protagonist in 'Crazy Aliens', 'Geng Hao' played by Huang Yingdi, and it is said that in the movies of a famous director of a certain "Crazy Series", several male protagonists seem to be called by this name.

Geng Hao and Jing said with a smile, then turned around and sank his face, and flew with his hand: "Don't I let you go through my back door, why are you still driving from the park, this is the first time!" ”

Huang Shaohong's stomach hurt when he was smiling, what's the situation, let him go through your back door, it's really a good friend.

"Don't I think about taking a shortcut to save some fuel, anyway, there aren't many people in this world park, and there is nothing like this before, who would have thought that this time I would meet the porcelain!" Da Fei frowned and said with a gloomy face.

When the manager heard him say this, he immediately stopped: "Hey, why don't many people come, I said Lao Geng, you don't want to look down on my small temple, we can't afford to serve your god, get out of here as soon as possible!" ”

"Don't worry, manager, my friend has a bad brain, you dissipate your anger, I'll solve the matter for you now!"

As he spoke, he squatted down and looked at Huang Shaohong a few times, and then asked:

"Brother, if you touch porcelain, you can find a big Ben, find someone to touch me or something, how much money can he have to open Chang'an, so, I will give you two hundred yuan, even if we make friends, how about you leave quickly!"

As he spoke, he pulled out two old men's heads from his trouser pockets.

Huang Shaohong didn't answer, and continued to cover his head and act in front of the actor, "Dizzy, headache......"

Da Fei shouted behind Geng Hao: "Don't pretend, it's a lot of two hundred, if you don't leave, I'll do it!" ”

The 'Statue of Liberty' interjected: "Lao Geng, I see it so really, people are not touching porcelain, they are really hit by you!" ”

"Hey...... I said you're not done, aren't you? ”

Huang Shaohong saw that this was not over, and hurriedly moaned: "Oops, I am dizzy and have a headache!" ”

Seeing that there were more and more people watching the excitement, the manager was afraid of affecting the image of the World Park, so he hurriedly said angrily to Geng Hao: "Geng Hao, you hurry up and send people to the hospital, otherwise call the police and call 120!" ”

Geng Hao turned his head to look at Da Fei, who waved his hand at Huang Shaohong with an unfortunate face: "Count me unlucky, you say a number, but I can tell you, there are too many and I don't have it!" ”

Huang Shaohong didn't answer, just said that he was dizzy and had a headache, and he couldn't remember who he was.

"Okay, I'm scared of you, I'll send you to the hospital for a physical examination!"

"That's fine!" Huang Shaohong stood up directly: "Let's go!" ”

"Hey...... Aren't you okay? ”

Huang Shaohong wanted to sit on the ground again: "I'm dizzy!" ”

The manager hurriedly hugged him: "Sir, you see they have a car, can I take you to the hospital now, come and I will help you get into the car!" ”

Saying that, he gave Geng Hao a look, and the latter hurriedly stepped forward, and the two of them forced Huang Shaohong into the back seat of the SUV.

Immediately afterwards, the manager still evacuated the crowd, so that the surrounding people who watched the lively melon-eating crowd dispersed, the garden that should be visited, the exercise that should be exercised, don't be around here.

Geng Hao got into the co-pilot and beckoned Da Fei to drive, and after the latter got into the car, he turned around and glared at Huang Shaohong: "You just pretend!" ”

"Let's get moving!" Geng Hao glared at his friend angrily, Da Fei turned around and started the car and drove out.

However, he didn't go to the hospital, spared a circle, and drove to the back of Geng Hao's monkey courtyard in the World Park!

Park the car and turned around to look at Huang Shaohong: "Okay buddy, I can't take it, let's stop pretending, let's make a price?" ”

Huang Shaohong looked around, pretending not to see it: "Where is this, the environment of the small courtyard is good,

After he finished speaking, he saw the two big eyes in front of him staring at him, and he didn't pretend anymore, and said with a smile: "Okay, since you mentioned it, then I said it, I want a place to live and a job!" ”

Da Feiden was anxious: "I'll go, don't go too far, I'll touch you slightly, you're still on it, aren't you, are you still asking me to get you an endowment insurance, aren't you afraid that I will make you really amnesia?" ”

As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and planned to do it.

Of course, this product is scary, Geng Hao took out the phone: "This money can't solve the problem, I think it's better to call the police, when the time comes, it will be clear whether it hits or touches the porcelain!" ”

"Don't mind......" Da Fei directly pressed Geng Hao's hand to dial: "You can't call the police!" ”

"What? Do you really want to keep him? Geng Hao looked at Da Fei puzzled.

The latter pulled Geng Hao to turn the front and said in a low voice: "When I came over at noon, I drank a bottle of beer, and I really touched him, you still have monitoring in this park, and I will be fully responsible for calling the police when the time comes!" ”

"Then what do you say about this?"

The two of them muttered and discussed for a long time, Da Fei turned his head and bowed to Huang Shaohong with both hands:

"Brother, can I call you brother? It's okay to call the ancestors, let's not play like this, you just say how can you turn this matter over, right? ”

Huang Shaohong was funny when he looked at him like that, as if he was watching a comedy movie, and said in his mouth:

"Didn't I say that? I want a place to live, I also want a job, by the way, the work should be easy, no more than three hours a day, and the salary is at least based on the basic salary of the city! ”

"How can there be such a good job, you tell me, I'll go now!" Da Fei sighed after speaking:

"Brother, I admit that I touched you, you said that you are fine, you can't be strong!"

Huang Shaohong thought for a while: "That's okay, you can have no job, but I want a place to live, you have to agree to this condition, even if we turn the page, or not......"

The corners of his mouth twitched: "You just said that you drank beer, you are also drunk driving!" ”

"Damn, what kind of ears do you have, you can hear me so quietly!"

Geng Hao opened his mouth and said: "Okay, let's do it, brother, you see if I can do it here, if you want to do it, you can stay here for two days, if not, you will call the police and arrest him!" ”

He said and pointed to the house he lived in, as well as the monkey yard!

Huang Shaohong pretended to look around: "Okay, this place is in the World Park, and there are beautiful scenery and famous places in various countries, where can I find such a good house in this society now!" ”

Geng Hao was stunned: "What a mouse, I don't have a mouse here, I have a monkey here!" ”

Da Fei smiled on the side: "What a monkey, you turtle, let you and your father and I learn more, you just don't listen, people say House, it means house, praise you for the good environment of this house!" ”

Geng Hao's eyes widened: "Go, go, you know, take him to your house!" ”

Da Fei hurriedly laughed and said, "Isn't there no place for me?" Okay, my dad is wrong, isn't it okay to compensate you! ”

"Fuck off, take advantage of me again Believe it or not, I'll let you pay it back!"

Da Fei only smiled this time and folded his hands and bowed, but he didn't speak.

Geng Hao looked Huang Shaohong up and down a few times: "It's okay to live here, but let's say okay, you can't steal my things, and if you eat, you have to pay for food!" ”

When the goal was achieved, the corners of Huang Shaohong's mouth rose, and he made an OK gesture: "No problem!" ”