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"As the saying goes, there are three hundred and sixty lines, each line has its own strengths, there are athletes in the Olympics, and there are monkey kings in monkeys!"

Accompanied by the cheerful tune of 'New Year's Fortune', in the independent courtyard of the World Park called 'Huaguoshan Grand Stage', Geng Hao is using his authentic Qingdao Mandarin to start a new monkey taming performance.

Huang Shaohong sat in the shade behind the stage, with a smile on his face, watching the other party's performance with relish.

In the middle of the field, Geng Hao said passionately to the audience in the stands who could be counted on both hands:

"Today's high friends are full, so that our Huaguoshan stage is full of brilliance, and then we will invite the protagonist of today's performance, our Miss Huanhuan!"

As the music sounded again, a female monkey staggered up.

Geng Hao made a gesture of please: "The show that Huanhuan wants to perform for us is, 'Climb the Flame Mountain Upside Down'!" ”

After he finished speaking, he took the monkey and jumped on an iron pole.

"somersault in the clouds!"

"The Great Sage Sweeps the Leg ......"

As Geng Hao reported his fame, the monkey Huanhuan made various difficult movements on the pole.

"Good!"

Huang Shaohong took the lead in applauding, and Geng Hao looked back with satisfaction and thanked: "Thank you for this friend!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Huang Shaohong shouted again: "Come to a great sage and give birth to a child!" ”

"Roll the calves!"

Geng Hao turned around and glared at Huang Shaohong fiercely, and the few people who ate melons laughed.

Geng Hao turned around and laughed twice, and continued to perform, this time Huang Shaohong didn't continue to make trouble, but the audience all coaxed:

"We're going to see the Great Sage give birth!"

"Seeing you smiling so happily, do you think this monkey trick is interesting?"

A hand slapped on Huang Shaohong's shoulder, and without looking back and just listening to the sound, he knew that it was Da Fei who had been touched by him before.

From Huang Shaohong's encounter with porcelain that day to now, a week has passed in the blink of an eye, and during this time, he has already known that the alien has not landed here yet, and it is estimated that he will have to wait for a while.

But in this week, Huang Shaohong lived a very comfortable life, every morning after eating, he went to watch the old man outside play chess, and came back in the morning to see Geng Hao playing monkey, and waited for a lunch by the way.

In the afternoon, I went to the lotus pond of the world garden to walk, and sometimes I squinted on the curved bridge seat of the lotus pond.

Huang Shaohong feels that he likes the leisurely life here a little, compared to the days when he fought and killed, in order to improve his strength, and traveled to many worlds, he felt that he was living like a fairy now, and he was a little reluctant to go.

As for Geng Hao and Da Fei's dissatisfaction with him, it had already been naturally resolved under his intentional friendship, except that these two people were a little dissatisfied with Huang Shaohong eating and living here, he and those two people were like friends.

Huang Shaohong also learned that the relationship between Geng Hao and Da Fei is not as simple as ordinary friends.

It turned out that Da Fei was an orphan who was adopted by Geng Hao's father since he was a child, and the two followed Geng's father to learn the skills of monkey tricks, so in fact, the two are brothers, and there is no difference between the two and their own brothers.

This is also the reason why Da Fei always takes advantage of Geng Hao, who is not as knowledgeable as him.

With the development of society, the craft of monkey tricking is becoming more and more out of step with the times, and the business is becoming more and more sluggish.

Da Fei relied on Geng Hao's relationship and his advantageous character, so he naturally regarded Geng Hao as his warehouse, and when he bought the goods, he put the excess goods in the warehouse of the Huaguoshan Grand Stage, and then picked them up when he used them.

Huang Shaohong estimated that this product was purchased again today, otherwise he couldn't have come over so early.

He listened to Da Fei ask him if it was interesting to play monkey, and immediately glanced ahead, and saw that Geng Hao was still shouting in front at this time: "Left hand and right hand a slow motion ......" and the monkey Huanhuan followed the master's orders to complete various movements.

Huang Shaohong smiled: "It's been a long time since I've watched the monkey, I feel okay!" ”

"That's what you think is fresh, how rich your material life is now, who doesn't go to a nightclub, watch a movie or something, who always watches monkeys!"

Da Fei pursed his lips disdainfully after speaking, but Huang Shaohong could see complex emotions in his eyes, obviously he had very complicated feelings about this skill he had learned since childhood.

After he finished speaking, he patted Huang Shaohong on the shoulder again: "I see that you are also idle enough, your body bones are rusty, let's go, I'll give you a chance to open the activity and help me unload the goods!" ”

Huang Shaohong said with a smile: "I've seen shameless, but I've never seen you so shameless, I have to help you unload the goods if I want to move?" Then I'd rather rust here! ”

"Look at you, ......" Da Fei bared his teeth: "Can I let you do it for nothing if I Da Fei is such a particular person?" Shrimp at noon, chopped pepper fish head, cold beer I please! ”

Huang Shaohong Yile: "This is what you said, I can't tell whose grandson it is!" He didn't expect that Da Fei, such a slamming guy, would say that he would take the initiative to treat him today, which was really a hemorrhage for the other party.

Da Fei patted his chest: "Yes, as far as I said, if I don't invite you to eat, I will be my grandson, pure!" ”

After he finished speaking, he pulled Huang Shaohong and walked towards the back, where his red Changan SUV was parked.

The trunk and back seat were full of Dengden, all of which were of some kind of brand.

Huang Shaohong moved these things so easily, he moved five boxes at a time, and he didn't feel the slightest effort, and Da Fei and the two of them unloaded all the drinks in less than five minutes.

Da Fei gasped and gave Huang Shaohong a thumbs up: "Awesome, even if you go out to sell coolies, you will definitely not starve to death!" ”

After he finished speaking, he said to Huang Shaohong: "You rest for a while, I'll go in and find some water to drink!" ”

After speaking, he walked into Geng Hao's place, took two bottles of Coke out after a while, threw a bottle to Huang Shaohong, and then opened a bottle of Gudu and poured a big sip, and after a while, he hiccuped, and then said loudly: "Cool!" ”

"Uncle Shuang, don't you release the goods to me again, I'm almost catching up with your warehouse!" The monkey show ended, and Geng Hao, who was at the end of the performance, came over, snatched the Coke from Da Fei's hand, and poured it himself.

Da Fei pretended to be angry and said, "How can you talk to your father, I put the goods to you, isn't it your share?" When the time comes, I will share your share when I make money! ”

Geng Hao sneered: "It seems that half of the money you bought was borrowed from me, right?" ”

"What do you mean by borrowing, borrowing is to be repaid, I ......"

Geng Hao didn't wait for Da Fei to finish speaking, and grabbed him by the collar: "If you dare to hack my money, my brother won't give face!" ”

"You let go!"

Da Fei broke free of the other party's hand, and said with a look of me being good for you: "Who hacked you, didn't I count it all for you?" Invest more and earn more, and when the time comes, there will be a time for you to laugh! ”

Geng Hao probably also knew that he couldn't take advantage of playing tricks with Da Fei, so he immediately ignored him, turned his head to Huang Shaohong and said:

"And you, next time I perform, can you not mix blindly, and give birth to a child in the Great Sage, why don't you let Huanhuan do a prenatal checkup!"

Huang Shaohong smiled: "I don't see that you have too few audiences, help you liven up the atmosphere!" ”

Geng Hao also smiled: "I see that when you open your mouth, you just learned badly from this guy Da Fei!" ”

"It's none of my business, people are called talented and self-taught!" Da Fei took out three cigarettes, one of them scattered, and the three of them farted while smoking.

There was no effort, and there was a takeaway delivery of the promised large portions of 'flavored shrimp' and 'chopped pepper fish head', in addition to rice and cold beer.

Geng Hao was stunned: "Who ordered this!" ”

Huang Shaohong pointed at Da Fei: "I helped him move the goods, and he said he wanted a treat!" ”

Geng Hao turned around and ran towards his house, and after a while, he rushed out with his mobile phone: "Da Fei, you bastard, and use my mobile phone to order food, can you still have face!" ”

Da Fei put the food on the table next to him, moved three stools, beckoned Huang Shaohong to sit down and eat, and then said to Geng Hao, who was angry:

"Talk to your dad well, don't I count all the shares for you? When our business grows bigger, do we still need you this meal? ”

After finishing speaking, he turned to Huang Shaohong, who was laughing: "I'm not lying, I'm treating, and he pays for it!" ”

Huang Shaohong smiled, he doesn't care who spends money, as long as there is something delicious!

The three of them ate a refreshing meal and drank a cold beer, and after a while, Geng Hao and Da Fei became warm.

Da Fei said earnestly to Huang Shaohong through the strength of the wine:

"It's not that my brother said you, although you touched my brother with porcelain, but my brother can see that you are not a bad person, what about us, not a place where you live, nor a bite of food for you, but you must always have a living and a living!"

Geng Hao slapped his face: "Da Fei is right, otherwise you would be playing monkey with me here!" ”

Da Fei pouted: "You can pull it down, you are in this situation now, and you can't even feed yourself!" ”

Huang Shaohong groaned for a while: "It's okay for me to play monkey with you......"

Geng Hao's face was happy: "Brother, I can accept apprentices on behalf of my father, and hand over my family's ancestral craft to you, don't ask for anything else, just ask for this craft not to break the incense!" ”

Da Fei said to Huang Shaohong: "You have to think about it, how can anyone watch the monkey now, otherwise I will change my career?" ”

"You're a traitor and you still have the face to say!" Geng Haoden was not happy.

Huang Shaohong said with a smile: "I think that your monkey can't keep up with the times, if you are flexible and keep pace with the times, you may not be able to make money!" ”

Geng Hao's eyes lit up: "Look at your brother, you are a literate person, so tell me how we keep pace with the times?" ”

Da Fei pouted on the side with a look of disbelief: "Can playing monkeys keep pace with the times?" You're going to get a male monkey and Huanhuan to watch a small movie in public! ”

"Roll the calves!" Geng Hao kicked Da Fei, and then said to Huang Shaohong: "Don't listen to him, brother, you say!" ”

Huang Shaohong peeled a crayfish and chewed it twice in his mouth, then said, "Do you see the wishing pool in the outside world garden?" ”

Geng Hao nodded and said, "Ah, I see, I don't earn as much as the wishing pool!" ”

Huang Shaohong said while eating shrimp: "Everyone has a temple in the wishing pool, there is a god or something, otherwise there is a historical allusion, places of interest, but the wishing pool in the world park outside, what is nothing, how can it make money?" ”

"How do I know, maybe the tourists are so confused!"

"Ahh Huang Shaohong pointed not far away, next to the model of the Five Finger Mountain, a shrine said, "What is that?" ”

"Grandma Wuzhu, the supreme god who rules the animals in the world is the great god that our ancestors have worshiped for generations in our monkey industry!" Geng Hao and Da Fei couldn't figure out what Huang Shaohong's questions meant, and looked at him suspiciously.

"You are stupid, he has no gods and no immortals, he makes a wishing pool, you are a serious god, and the money is made by the family in vain!"

Geng Hao and Da Fei's eyes lit up, and the latter patted his seat: "Hey, you're okay, you're okay, why didn't we think of it!" ”

Geng Hao also said excitedly: "Let's also make a whole one, and the income will definitely double by then!" ”

Da Fei said with a smile: "That's right, right here at the main gate, get a bigger statue of the five animal grandmothers, dig a pool in front, and let them make a wish, anyway, now there is no distinction between people and animals in this society, and her old people can take care of it!" ”

Huang Shaohong smiled: "This is just the first step, in addition, your monkey show should also be improved, such a big venue will make a monkey dry to perform here, and it will be the same every time, who will see this?" ”

Geng Hao was more concerned about this topic: "It's not impossible to get a few more monkeys, but the business is not good and you can't afford to raise it, in addition, our ancestors have this little craftsmanship, why don't you play this!" ”

Huang Shaohong nodded: "There are more performances, you can change the plot according to the movie, and make it look like a stage play, such as dressing Huanhuan in the student costume of a little devil, and then getting a few monkeys to wear karate uniforms, and acting in a 'Jingwu Hero' in which Chen Zhen picks up Hongkou and comes to the scene, do you say anyone has watched it?" ”

"What else is there 'the six major factions besieging Guangming Peak', 'Qiao Feng vs. Juxianzhuang', 'Ximen blowing snow, Ye Gucheng fighting the top of the Forbidden City', Dengcao Monk...... Ahem...... Anyway, if you come with a trick, you don't believe that there is no attendance! ”

The more he said, the brighter Geng Hao's eyes became: "I think it's okay, this must be hot!" But the excitement came and went quickly, and the next moment he was a little depressed:

"It's a good idea of yours, but you need a lot of money to repair the wishing pool, and you need a lot of money to buy monkeys, so we don't have any money!"

He turned to Da Fei and said, "Pay back!" ”

Da Fei's face stiffened: "Let's not bring this, don't you say that I will lend you your money to count shares?" I'm all stocked here, how can I have any money, the takeaway money is still paid for with your mobile phone! ”

"The money will be handed over to me, and I will be counted as a shareholder, and when the time comes, I will share the money with me!"

Huang Shaohong felt that he was waiting for the alien here, and he didn't know when he would have to wait, and he was idle when he beat the child on a rainy day, so it was better to have some fun for himself and help the two brothers, speaking of which, the actors of the two brothers are all actors he likes.

In addition, in order to add some difficulty to this game, Huang Shaohong does not plan to use the gold, money and other things in his bag, he wants to see if he can make these investment money!

Just do it, immediately borrowed a mobile phone from Da Fei, logged in to the other party's Weibo, and then searched for a certain Xiaodong, sure enough, this world is no different from the real world, and the world of Xiaodong who fights fake and rubs popularity also has it.

He used his mobile phone to publicly challenge under a certain Xiaodong's Weibo:

"I Huang Shaohong is a Tai Chi enthusiast, and now I am openly challenging a certain Xiaodong, just seeking a battle, if it is defeated, the existing new Changan SUV will drive away directly as your appearance fee, if you win, you will not take a penny, just seek to correct the name of Tai Chi!"

Da Fei watched him typing from the side, and asked in surprise, "Aren't you trying to make money?" How do you challenge people, and where is your SUV? ”

"It's not easy to make money, the mountain people have their own clever plans, you can just take a look!"

Huang Shaohong took a few photos of Da Fei's newly mentioned red SUV and uploaded it, and then left Da Fei's phone number and Geng Hao's address.

"Hey, you don't bring this style, the car I just mentioned!"