Chapter 8 Durian and Lemon
A teaching director took more than eight large durians and walked in the direction of the teacher's dormitory, slightly clumsy and a little funny, and it was more important to carry a bloated aunt in her four or eighty-two years old than to take it.
Durian is really a poisonous fruit, which can make a middle-aged aunt not dance in the square, and she went to buy durian from the fruit supermarket early on Sunday morning, and she is still the teaching director.
I believe that the director of education must not have imagined that the next student to appear will be the future daughter-in-law.
"Director, I'll help you." A clear female voice said, and the dean looked at the student and was speechless...... Can such a skinny and tall girl really help her carry durians?
As if seeing the other party's distrust, Su Xiao directly picked up the eight durians with one hand, "I'll help you, my young man, director, you can rest...... "This girl, why haven't I seen it before?" Maybe it's A's classmate, the dean of teaching evil laughs, planning to calculate this warm-hearted little girl, maybe this little girl is A's favorite type, right? A is too withdrawn, she only has one friend in Nanfeng, which is also her fault for being a parent......
On the way, the 40-year-old dean of education asked questions about family life, and in the conversation, the dean learned that the parents of the short-haired girl in front of him were ordinary workers, and even the college money was obtained by working part-time with her roommate Sheng Xia. The consumption in Chengdu is very high, and there are very few people who can earn their own tuition, much better than her precious son.
"Xiaoxiao, how old are you this year."
"Hmm...... It's 18, and it's going to be my 19th birthday in a few days. ”
"What is your birthday?" My son will be 18th birthday in a few days. ”
"In three days, the 8th birthday."
"As fate would have it, my son's birthday is on the 7th...... one day apart," the dean of education said with a snicker.
During the conversation, the teacher's dormitory building arrived, and the teaching director kindly called her upstairs: "Xiaoxiao come in and sit down." However, Su Xiao retreated in his heart, it was embarrassing for the teacher to be familiar if he made a mistake again. In the end, I went upstairs, forced by the "obscenity" of the teaching director.
The dean lives on the 5th floor, and it's hard to imagine how she survived as a fat person, and the stairs were finished.
The dean pulls out the key, only to find that it is locked inside. Just as Su Xiao wanted to kick in the door, the teaching director shouted inside: "Eh...... Huh. Anyway, listening to the sound of the word is eh, how can someone call it? Su Xiao thought, it can't be that guy, a, eh...... It's him?
The door opened, and the person who came out of it was really eh, but his eyes were blue. A's face was ugly, and his lips were bloodless, gray and dry. The blue eyes were a little irritable, and he said with a bad attitude: "Mom, you have the smell of durian on your body, why do you like to eat durian so much?" What's so good about this thing. ”
As if he was used to it, the dean asked with concern, "Why did you throw up again?" How can you hate durian so much? Your mother and I like to eat durian very much, I don't know who your personality is, tell me about you......"
"Don't say it, vomit ......" A rushed into the toilet again, and there was a sound of vomiting.
Su Xiao, who was so frightened that he hid on the side, didn't dare to come out, that ...... A is actually the son of the dean of teaching, and he has blue eyes? Is he biracial? It's already good-looking, but with those blue eyes, it's not too good-looking.
"Come in, Xiaoxiao, don't be afraid, our family A just hates these smells." The teaching director helped to bring the durian to the kitchen, Su Xiao looked around, it was just a very messy place, not to fight but there were a lot of things piled up in it, she picked up a book casually, it was Lily Man, and it was really a boy from Chongqing, the rotten capital. Most of the piles in it are manga and figurines, which are purely true portrayals of the otaku.
After vomiting, A came out and simply took off his shirt directly, revealing six plump abdominal muscles. However, he regretted it in the next second, is he a hooligan? I actually undressed a girl I liked.
“a…… You actually have this kind of habit......" Su Xiao sat on the floor and looked at A with the eyes of an interrogating criminal, he fled like a sheep that was about to be caught by a big bad wolf, but is she a wolf?
"Xiaoxiao, give it, look at how fresh and good this durian is." The dean who came out of the kitchen took a plate of durian that had been cut into pieces, all with toothpicks stuck in them.
"Then I'll be respectful and obey my fate, hehe, I didn't expect you to like to eat durian too......" Su Xiao said these are polite words, and he swept away like a hungry wolf, who called durian is really delicious.
Su Xiao was full of food and drink and it was time to leave, thinking of the midsummer who was still in the dormitory, Midsummer should be hungry:
"Auntie, can I take some back? My roommate also likes to eat durian, Auntie, we can't afford it because girls have to buy clothes. Su Xiao didn't call the director this time, she called her aunt, and in the sound of her aunt, the teaching director was approved. immediately ran to the kitchen and diligently packed a lunch box of durian for Su Xiao, not caring about the price of this durian at all. In Chengdu, there are more than 38 durian fists in a small lump, not to mention a full lunch box? This time, the teaching director, a good mother, really made a lot of money.
The teaching director looked at Su Xiao's back and said, "Goodbye, come and play often next time." Then he dragged his precious son out of the toilet.
"Where's the girl?" After A came out, he asked in surprise, and before he could say a few words, Su Xiao actually left like this.
"Let's go, it's time to go back to the girls' dormitory." The dean replied casually, and she could see that her son was a little attracted to the girl just now.
"Oh my God, Mom, why didn't you stop her? Walk so fast! A still has two lemons in his hand, and chases after him with one lunge, and A uses the speed of Gatling to run back and forth, and rushes forward desperately, accidentally bumping into an old woman on the way, and even the brown contact lenses in her eyes are knocked off. He said sorry, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry......."
After apologizing, he ran again.
The old grandmother didn't know what to do, but saw a pair of blue eyes like autumn water.
"Su Xiao......" A finally caught up, he ran quite fast, if he fell, he might not know when they would meet.
Su Xiao heard someone call her, so she turned her head.
Under the faint beige sun, his sweat flowed, much like a crystal crystal, from Su Xiao's point of view, his side face was really good-looking, like a divine envoy who came out of the ancient Greek murals, and the aqua blue eyes seemed to be as bright as stars, and sure enough, the eyes were inevitable to improve their appearance.
"Here you go, it's a lemon, it's my favorite fruit, I hope you'll like it too." He spoke quickly, shoved the lemon into her hand, and then gasped loudly, he was as tired as a stray dog.
"Are you half-blooded? Your eyes are really good-looking, just like a foreigner. Su Xiao looked into his eyes and asked a little curiously.
"Half-breeds, huh? Why do you say that all of a sudden. A was very surprised, he didn't expect Su Xiao to think that he was a half-breed, why did he think so? Is it the eyes? Sure enough, it was.
Su Xiao pointed to his eyes categorically and said, "Your eyes are blue, very beautiful, I like it very much." ”
He finally remembered that he had just bumped into an old grandmother, maybe he bumped into his contact lenses at that time, right? Now I have no choice but to confess honestly:
"I'm not a mixed race, as for why my eyes are blue, it's because of a disease, I don't know why I'm the only one in the whole family who has this disease, and then I said it was done." It's as if he's telling someone else's story, or he's used to it, and it's a gift from God.
"Lemon favorite? Lemon is so sour, why do you like it so much? Aren't you afraid of sour when you eat too much lemon? Su Xiao felt sour before he could eat the lemon, and the smell of lemons in the air was mixed with the mint smell on A's body.
"Durian stinks, why do you like it so much? I don't understand why you and my mom both like durian. A scoffed at durian, and he couldn't help but want to vomit at the thought of durian.
"Just like you like lemons, I like durian, durian is delicious, you can try it." Su Xiao stared at the pair of blue eyes as delicate and beautiful as sapphires, which looked like an anime character, and usually didn't notice that he was so exciting.
"Okay, then you must try lemons." A held back his nausea and pulled out a smile and said, although he can't understand it, maybe durian is really delicious?
"Okay, it's a deal!" Su Xiao showed a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, isn't it a lemon, what are you afraid of.
"I'm leaving, my mom is still waiting for me, the lemon is delicious, I like it the most, and there will be a ...... of people who eat less durian and will have nosebleeds in the future" A finished and trotted all the way and went in the opposite direction.
After he left, Su Xiao nodded in confusion, unconscious, unclear, only smelled a burst of lemon fragrance, and suddenly Su Xiao thought of April is your lie.
In this life, I have no regrets in April, and I want to be a friend in the next life.
However, they really don't like each other's favorite fruits.
"Vomit ......" A immediately ran to the toilet as soon as he smelled the durian, he didn't know how long he vomited, and then returned to his seat to pick up the durian, "I can't be afraid, isn't it durian?" ”
"What is this? It's so sour......" Su Xiao frowned and took a bite of the lemon, her teeth were so sore in an instant that she was holding her chin and still insisting, "Oh, I can't lose, it's not just a lemon, I'm not afraid!" ”
The next day, I actually met.
"Durian is delicious."
"The lemons are delicious."
Both of them smiled sweetly as if they really liked it, but the fact was that A vomited turbulently, and Su Xiao was so sour that she came back to life, it turned out that she could really pretend to like it.