"To get back to the point, the hero of this family search story is a Nigo, and their family lives by growing cotton for others."

"Cotton—" Faust thought for a moment and closed his mouth decisively.

"What about this Nige, he has lost his mother since he was a child."

"His mother died?" Faust asked subconsciously.

"No, I was caught."

"What's going on? Who took it? Faust asked.

"Well, in fact, Nigothah's parents are a gay man."

"That's right." Faust said a word, and after saying that, he felt that what he said might not be appropriate, and resolutely closed his mouth.

He actually wanted to ask where Nigo came from, since Nigo's parents were gay men.

But this statement is even more incorrect, and it is even more impossible to ask.

However, Li Ang seemed to see through what he was thinking, and said with a smile: "Nigo didn't buy soda or pick it up from the garbage heap, his father was swimming by the river one day, and found a big watermelon floating upstream, salvaged it and cut it open, and found that there was a one-meter-eight tall baby walking inside." ”

Faust, an ordinary townsman in Hamelin Town, hadn't heard Momotaro's story, but that didn't stop him from complaining, "A one-meter-eight tall baby, does this protagonist have giant blood?" ”

Li Ang sneered and glanced at him, "What?" Do you discriminate against giants? ”

"No, no, don't dare, don't dare." Faust shook his head like a rattle, and under the rule of Her Majesty the Ice Queen, what was once considered a "monster" or a "monster" now has human rights.

In the capital of the Kingdom of Rune, countless 'relatively small intelligent life groups rights and interests protection committees' have also been set up to fight for the rights and interests of goblins, trolls, trolls, kobolds, cannibal griffins and other species.

Discrimination against kobolds, as much as discrimination against African-descendants, is a felony in what is now the Kingdom of Rune.

"It's good that there is no discrimination."

Leon nodded and continued: "This little Nigo, his father is the son of a local tribal chief, and his mother is a commoner of the tribe, and the couple are very affectionate.

But the chieftain was narrow-minded and extreme, and took his father away, so that the couple could not stay together for a long time.

So in fact, it was his dad who was arrested, and his dad was his mom. ”

"What kind of mess is this?!" The corners of Faust's eyes twitched, and he didn't know what expression to make.

"That's what it's going on anyway," Leon spread his hands, "his mother has told Nigo since he was a kid that he must find his dad no matter what."

So Nige practiced all kinds of martial arts since he was a child, and became a good hand at planting cotton in the village at a young age. ”

"So what is the connection between martial arts and cotton planting!" Faust has already subconsciously and automatically started to complain.

"This year, when Nigo finally reached the age of eighteen, he felt that he was capable of going on a great adventure to find his father from his grandfather and grandfather."

"It's not easy."

"Of course." Leon said: "Before leaving, Nigo got a few magic weapons from his mother, namely watermelon, watermelon, and a watermelon. ”

"Isn't this all watermelon?"

"It's different." Li Ang Zhenzhen said: "The functions of these three watermelons are different, one watermelon is big and round, hollow inside, and can be drilled into it at night to act as a sleeping bag."

A watermelon is round, flat, sturdy and sturdy, and can be thrown as a flying cake and used as a weapon when necessary.

A watermelon is square and flat, full of toughness, and can be hung around the waist to act as an African drum, and it can be sung while walking on the road. The singing repertoire is also very rich, such as "I really want to plant for another 500 years" and "Take cotton in the west". ”

According to the routine of traditional cross talk, Faust, who is a compliment at this time, should say, "In this way, then you can give us a piece of this tune." ”

However, Faust was neither a professional nor dared to ask any further questions, so he had to look at the sky speechlessly, pretending that nothing had happened.

It's just that the non-cooperation of the praise does not affect Li Ang's performance alone.

I saw him slap the table, and he began to sing songs with various theme songs of Journey to the West, what "Nigonigo, you are amazing, the cotton farm can't suppress you, and the grape soda really quenches your thirst." ”

"The slave ship, the ship is over the west, carrying Hey Nigo and the three Moxi, working on the plantation, working until sunset in one day~"

Faust swore that if it weren't for the fact that he might not be able to beat the other party, he would have to fight the Oriental monk (to prove that he had nothing to do with racial discrimination)

After Leon finished singing, he continued: "Little Nigo sang this ballad to give himself courage, and at the same time got on the slave ship to the kingdom of Rune. ”

"Blah blah blah,"

Faust still couldn't help asking, "Why did he get on the slave ship?" Didn't he go to find his father? ”

Li Ang spread his hands, "Yes, his father came to this land on a slave ship a long time ago, and he responded to the talent introduction plan of various regions and went to live a good life." ”

“...”

Faust's face looked like constipation, and he didn't know what lines to use to continue.

"Little Nigo heard that his father had found a good job in an institution somewhere in the north of the Kingdom of Rune."

Li Ang said with a smile: "The person in charge of that institution has a very good heart, he thinks that the current African-American residents can't just rely on subsidies to live, they have to find a way to learn something, have a skill, can make money to support their families, and provide a better educational environment for their children." ”

"Hmm..."

Faust hesitated for a moment and said slowly, "... Sounds pretty normal. ”

At this point in the story, it has already intersected with the world of the script's mission, and Faust is not sure how to answer the other party for a while.

"You think so." Li Ang waved his hand to all the onlookers, "You may not have heard of that institution.

They're exactly the same as the original plantation model.

It is also to let the African-American residents sell their labor for the white men day and night to make money, and the African-American residents who do a good job can be freely bought and sold and transported to other institutions. ”

"It can't be!"

Faust said decisively, "At the call of Her Majesty the Snow Queen, no one can oppress African-American brothers and sisters, let alone buy and sell them."

Even if this kind of thing happens, it will definitely suffer from everyone's opposition and blows, and it can't exist! ”

"I don't understand."

Leon laughed: "The name of the organization, which is the same as the plantation, and relies on African-American workers to sell their labor to make money, is called the NBA.

The full name is NationalBasketball Association, and it is a business organization that specializes in hiring people to play basketball. ”