Chapter 448: This is the Great Jumping God! (Add more for the 'Bookworm One One Zero' brothers!) )
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In such a serious atmosphere, Huang Shaohong's term 'dancing god' came out, especially the pronunciation was specially marked in pinyin, which made several mainland families in the corridor cry and laugh.
The other neighbors from Wanwan and Hong Kong Island didn't understand what the dancing god was at first, but when they asked each other, they all knew what was going on.
Administrator Wang Bo hurriedly stepped forward to pull Huang Shaohong back: "People are serious, what are you doing!" ”
At this time, the fat priest was asking Mr. Zhang what the dancing god was, and Mr. Zhang's family was from Hong Kong Island, and he was a little confused about the dancing god.
In the corridor, a woman from the mainland explained: "It's feudal superstition!" ”
In this way, everyone looks at her, and she is still feudal and superstitious, what is the fat priest, and what is the evil girl in the room!
The aunt's husband hurriedly smiled and said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, all the cows, ghosts, snakes and gods in our mainland have been swept away, who knew that there was this abroad, I know the dancing god, singing and dancing is almost the same as singing!" ”
The 'dancing god' that this person said was similar to singing, but after the great shaman line was cut off, some people in later generations got a little bit of inheritance and founded shamanism, and from those incomplete inheritances, they made something out of a patchwork.
And this is how the 'shaman dance', which is also known as the 'dancing god', came about.
It is worth mentioning that the 'shaman dance' has a great influence on national dances, such as the Mongolian "Andai Dance", the Manchu "Single Encouragement", the "Waist Bell Dance", and the Xibe "Grasping the Encouragement" are all adapted from the shaman dance.
'Shaman Dance' generally requires two people to perform together, divided into two gods and two gods, the dance movements imitate beasts or eagles, summoning the spirits of nature, and has the functions of sacrifice, exorcism, dispelling diseases, curses and so on.
The great shaman inheritance that Huang Shaohong received is a complete inheritance, and his so-called 'dancing gods' and 'shaman dances' are different from these, they are more advanced 'divine dances'.
However, he didn't explain much, pointing out the difference, but just said at the right time: "It's almost, it's the great shaman's method of asking the gods to exorcise demons!" ”
When Mr. Zhang heard this, he looked at Huang Shaohong with a bad face, thinking that he was making trouble, so he only said coldly in English: "I'm sorry Mr. Huang, my family is Christian!" ”
The fat priest nodded after hearing this, and said approvingly: "Yes, only with unwavering faith and sincere faith in the Lord will you receive the blessing of the Lord!" ”
After he finished speaking, he comforted Mr. Zhang and said, "Don't worry, I'll call a friend now, he is specifically responsible for dealing with this kind of thing, don't be afraid of anything with him!" ”
After the priest finished speaking, he picked up the phone in the room and dialed the number himself.
Huang Shaohong spread his hands and said to Mr. Zhang, who had a bad face: "I just want to help, I don't mean anything else!" ”
Others also persuaded: "Yes, Lao Zhang, the young man is also kind!" ”
Mr. Zhang's face was a little better, he glanced back at his daughter who was still screaming in the room, turned back and nodded to Huang Shaohong: "It's because I'm a little excited!" ”
Huang Shaohong was farther away by Wang Bola, and the mainland aunt before opened her mouth to persuade:
"Xiao Huang, you just look at it, don't mention the big god, isn't that feudal superstition, and even if it works, it can still manage foreign goblins!"
Others also said: "Yes, yes, this kind of thing can't be done casually!" ”
Huang Shaohong knew that these people were well-intentioned, so he replied with a helpless smile: "Yes, what you said is reasonable, but I didn't think it through!" ”
After looking back, he also felt that what the aunt said made sense, how the big shaman is also a set of the East, whether he can cure the demons and monsters of foreigners is still two words, or let's see how other people's local religions get it, and he will also increase his knowledge.
After the fat priest finished the call, he came out with a smile on his face and said to Mr. Zhang: "My friend will come soon, he will definitely be able to solve your daughter's problem as soon as he comes, I will go downstairs to pick him up now, you can rest assured!" ”
After speaking, he shook his fat body and strode downstairs.
Huang Shaohong observed this fat priest for a long time, and did not find any mana fluctuations on him, thinking in his heart whether this product was a liar.
Unexpectedly, more than ten minutes later, the fat man brought up a handsome guy wearing a black windbreaker, and then said to Mr. Zhang's family: "This is my friend, you can rest assured that he is here!" ”
Huang Shaohong saw the handsome guy in the black trench coat passing in front of him, and when he saw the familiar face, his eyes shrank suddenly, and he blurted out: "Neo! ”
As soon as the words came out, I knew that the person in front of me would definitely not be Neo from "The Matrix", although he looked exactly the same.
Familiar faces instantly evoke memories of the past, and pictures fly through my mind, starting from the familiar policewoman at the police station, to this apartment, to the fat priest, the evil girl, and finally to the handsome guy in the black trench coat in front of him.
He's already remembered which world this is, 'Detective Hell'! Also called 'Konstantin'!
And the person in front of him is the protagonist of this world, Konstantin.
Konstantin stopped, turned his head to look at Huang Shaohong, and said in surprise: "Are you calling me?" ”
Huang Shaohong showed a smile: "I recognized the wrong person, you look quite similar to a friend of mine named 'Neo'!" ”
"Neo?" Konstantin nodded: "That's a good name!" ”
After speaking, he lit a cigarette for himself, took a puff and strode into Mr. Zhang's house.
Now Huang Shaohong has remembered the plot of this movie world, he remembers that there are angels and demons in this world, and finally even Satan appears in this world.
Thinking of this, Huang Shaohong swallowed and foamed, he was excited and apprehensive, excited that high risks are often accompanied by high returns, as long as he operates properly, his gains this time are unimaginable.
I wonder, what is the strength of angels and Satan? The strength of the former is weak, and it is also equivalent to the existence of oriental Taoist immortals or gods!
Not to mention the latter, Satan, who, in the Crucifixion, is the Lord of Hell who is the opposite of God!
It is the legendary strongest angel ever, the fallen angel Lucifer!
That is the being who once dared to lead a third of the angels to rebel against God!
Huang Shaohong pondered that if God has the strength of the legendary Oriental saint, then Satan must also have the strength of a quasi-saint.
If you don't get it right in this world, you will probably be wiped out if you face these people.
The more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, and then for the first time, because of the new world, he called the system in his heart, wanting to ask what the other party really thought.
According to the previous law, the difficulty of the new world is increasing layer by layer, and it is said that when you enter the extraordinary, martial arts and spells will also be calculated by some strength, the new world that should be opened is the high martial arts or low demon world.
Now just get a world where angels and Satan exist, isn't this directly turning on the hell mode!
He wanted to ask if the system was trying to kill him!
Unexpectedly, this time, the broken copper piece in his heart that had been silent for a long time and called himself a 'machine spirit' spoke:
"This time it's the world I took the initiative to help you choose!"
Huang Shaohong was dizzy: "You make a yarn, can we play the game well, unstable development, you want to speed up, but what about the hole cards?" Use 'no one can kill my golden body' to fight against angels and Satan? I'm just going to give it a name, okay? ”
"Look at your unproductive appearance, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can you not be knifed, holding a towel quilt in your hand, who you can sleep with......"
"What are you talking about?" Huang Shaohong couldn't believe that this was said by this broken piece of copper.
"Ahem......."
The broken copper piece made a light cough in Huang Shaohong's mind to hide his embarrassment: "What, I've been reading your memory recently and learning the knowledge of this world, and I've learned all this knowledge......"
The broken copper sheet suddenly paused halfway through speaking, and then said, "Huh...... No, it's all something you remember, if you don't have this mess in your head, I can learn miscellaneous! ”
Huang Shaohong hurriedly changed the topic: "Let's talk about whether the things in this world are good or not, let's talk about business!" ”
The broken copper piece was really brought back on track by him, and he said: "This world is carefully selected by me from your memory, and it is the most suitable for your current development, and this world has Gabriel stationed in the world, as long as you get her blood......"
"Wait......"
Huang Shaohong was sweating: "You let me get the Archangel Gabriel...... Blood? You're trying to kill me, aren't you? ”
After he finished speaking, he thought of something and asked:
"I see that God is not bad, he has the strength to transform the brain, and he has internal strength to strengthen the organ brain, and he has also transplanted the mutant factor, and his mental power is far beyond that of mortals, but when I saw the policewoman and the fat priest, I only felt familiar, but I couldn't remember the source, it should be your ghost, right?"
Huang Shaohong felt that this broken copper piece was becoming more and more excessive, and it actually interfered with his memory.
Broken copper 'hehe' laughed twice: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, this is a side effect of my access to your memory, it will only make your memory dull, but this does not affect your health, as long as I stop accessing your memory, you will return to normal!" ”
Huang Shaohong hated so much that the roots of his teeth itched: "Do you know what privacy is?" Wouldn't I have no secrets before you? ”
"I have recognized you as the Lord, and I have become your natal spiritual treasure, life and death are shared, and you naturally have no secrets in front of me.......
Huang Shaohong thought that he was living and dying with a piece of broken copper, and suddenly felt that the future was bleak.
"Don't look down on me, I'm just seriously injured and my origin is damaged, as long as you help me recover slowly, sooner or later you will see Uncle Ben's majesty!"
"You big-headed ghost, you still recognize me as the master, not only privately retrieve my memory, but also call yourself uncle, do you recognize the lord like this?" Huang Shaohong felt that he was definitely fooled by broken copper.
"Sooner or later, you will know what level of spirit treasure I am, if you want to control me and order me, you have to become strong first, in your current situation...... Hey hey ......"
Although the rest of the words were not spoken, it was self-evident, and the implication was nothing more than that Huang Shaohong was not qualified enough.
"Hey, hey, fart, still Lingbao? Have you ever seen a broken piece of copper left, what are you blowing when you are crippled like this! ”
"You ......"
"What are you, don't say anything else, don't affect my memory casually in the future!"
"No way!" Broken copper decisively refused.
"Why not, aren't you a Lingbao? Knowing my memory is not just a scan, does it take that long? ”
"I still have more than 3,000 small movies to watch, I want to enjoy them slowly!"
"Appreciate your uncle, are you a human or a spiritual treasure!" Huang Shaohong's old face was flushed, those were all things he had seen when he was an otaku, and now there is a kind of rush to be exposed.
"What's wrong with Lingbao, Lao Tzu used to be a metamorphosed baby, and he didn't delay marrying a wife and having children, if it wasn't broken like this, he could easily let others be the master...... Forget it! ”
As if to say the sad place, Broken Copper was uncharacteristically silent for a while, and then said: "The blood of the angel should be about the same as the blood of the immortals, which is of great benefit to my recovery, you must find a way to get it, and Satan's ......"
Before he finished breaking the copper, Huang Shaohong hurriedly interrupted: "Stop, I guess I'll hang up at the angel level, and I won't be able to survive Satan's appearance......"
Po Tong sneered: "Pretending to be cool for a while, the crematorium will ...... afterwards Wait, it's not this sentence, it's reluctant to let his wife catch the wolf, and those who become big things must first give up their chastity......"
Huang Shaohong only pulled his hair in his heart: "Let's stop dragging words, you know that you have learned by yourself, and you always drag a fart, I definitely can't agree to the matter of angel blood!" ”
Po Tong was also anxious: "I will arrange this world for you, naturally I have my considerations, God and Satan have an agreement in this world, and the forces on both sides, including themselves, will not interfere with the world, let alone attack ordinary people, so you can rest assured!" ”
"As for Gabriel, that is the existence of God stationed in the world, and she will not take the initiative to attack mortals, as long as you plan carefully and retreat with one blow, there is still a great success rate, you must think about it carefully, there are not many opportunities like this!"
"Besides, your little vampire wife, if you drink Gabriel's blood, tsk, the future is limitless! Have you ever thought about what her twelve wings look like? ”
"If you don't do this, then you are not a person who can achieve great things, let's wait for death together, and when 'them' are found, the world you experience will be destroyed, and then you will not even have a chance to regret it!"
Huang Shaohong was so angry, in order to make himself agree to get Gabriel's blood, he used all the coercion and temptation, he asked angrily:
"You always talk about them, who the hell are they?"
"I can't say it, as soon as I say it, they will know......."
Huang Shaohong didn't ask anymore: "I'll think about it, if I have the opportunity...... Again! ”
He stopped talking to Broken Copper and turned his attention to the outside world, as Konstantin had reached a critical stage of exorcism at this time.
As in the original plot, Konstantin used a rune representing the demon of hell to face the sunlight to determine the identity of the demon leaning over Grace.
He was then temporarily restrained, shouting loudly that he needed a human-tall full-length mirror.
Huang Shaohong was also attracted by Konstantin's shouting, stopped talking to Broken Copper, and began to concentrate on watching him exorcise.
Unexpectedly, when the surrounding people heard Konstantin's request, they rushed towards Huang Shaohong's room, and the door of his room was not closed, and those people rushed in.
Huang Shaohong hurriedly asked what was going on, and the administrator Wang Bo even told him that only his room on this floor had a human-high full-length mirror.
Huang Shaohong suddenly remembered that yesterday when he practiced controlling metal and used his ability to manipulate and play with coins, he accidentally let the coin knock out a crack in the corner of the full-length mirror.
At this moment, he saw that everyone had taken out the full-length mirror, so he wanted to remind: "Wait......"
Uncle Wang thought he was reluctant, and said unhappily: "Why are you like this, this melon baby, and it's not your mirror!" ”
The tone in which he spoke was already a little unpolite, and after speaking, he glared at Huang Shaohong, and then said to the others: "It's important to save people, it's important to save people, hurry up and take it in!" ”
Konstantin asked a few neighbors to take a mirror to Grace, and then used his own method to seal the demon into the mirror, and then tried to pull the mirror out of the window and let the sun shine to get rid of the demon.
As a result, the frame of the mirror was stuck on the window frame, and at this time, the demon who was sealed in the mirror began to pound the mirror hard, trying to come to reality from the world in the mirror.
In the original plot, it was also like this, at the moment when the demon was about to break out of the mirror, Konstantin forcibly broke the window frame, successfully pulled the mirror out of the window, and got rid of the demon.
But this time something happened, and no one noticed that the corners of the mirror were already broken and cracked.
When the demon frantically pounded the mirror, it only knocked twice, and the mirror was overwhelmed and shattered directly, and the demon also escaped from the mirror world and descended directly to the world.
The demon looked like a charred corpse, similar to the bare-skinned zombie in 'I Am Legendary', except that the head was half missing, and it was said that because of this, this demon could only wander in front of the gates of hell, and was a scavenger in front of the gates of hell, specializing in cannibalism.
As soon as the demon entered the earth, the sky immediately gave birth to a sense, and in an instant the wind and clouds changed color, dark clouds rolled, and in the blink of an eye, the sun was obscured, and the room was cloudy, accompanied by a strong smell of sulfur.
The demon only inhaled, and everyone in the room except for Constantine and the fat priest visibly gushed out several white air currents from their eyes, ears, mouth, and nose, and they were all sucked into the demon's nose.
After the demon inhaled the white air, the missing brains actually grew a lot, and those who lost their white qi instantly aged many years, their skin became wrinkled, and their hair turned gray.
"Run, I'll deal with him!"
Konstantin took out a golden knuckle tiger engraved with four crosses from his pocket, and after taking it, he was about to pounce on it to play with his life, but he was kicked in the stomach by the devil, and flew upside down with a 'boom' and hit the wall.
Immediately, the demon's eyes swept away, landed on the fat priest, and then flew straight over, trying to kill the priest who had tried to expel it before.
Just as the fat priest was trembling and closing his eyes and waiting to die, a palm as smooth as white jade reached over and grabbed the back of the demon's neck with one hand!
When everyone came back to their senses, they saw Huang Shaohong wearing flip-flops, with a cigarette in his mouth, one hand in the trouser pocket of his big pants, and the other hand firmly grasping the demon, lifting it in front of him, and asked Konstantin with interest:
"Hey, is this the so-called demon of your Western Hell?"
The demon struggled frantically, wanting to dig Huang Shaohong with his backhand, but no matter how hard it tried, it couldn't get rid of the palm that imprisoned it.
Konstantin anxiously reminded: "Be careful that it can possess!" ”
Huang Shaohong shook his head and smiled, the other party thought too much, he could feel that such a hell imp had a strong dark aura on his body, but he wanted to possess a martial arts master like him with lead and blood...... If you don't want to die, you can come!
Sure enough, as soon as Konstantin finished speaking, the demon's entire body twisted, grabbed Huang Shaohong's arm, and was about to drill into his body.
But the next moment, the demon's limbs bounced away in an instant, away from Huang Shaohong's skin, and a frightened wail came out of his mouth.
Huang Shaohong laughed, took out the hand that was inserted in his trousers, and raised his hand to the sky outside the window, and at this time, everyone saw that on his wrist, there was a skeleton-style bracelet that seemed to be carved from white jade.
I saw Huang Shaohong's wrist shake, and the twelve human bone beads collided with each other, making a crisp sound like a musical instrument.
Following the sound of flowing beads, Huang Shaohong softly sang the ancient language, which no one could understand, but it pointed directly to the hearts of the people, as if bringing everyone present back to the ancient times, the vicissitudes of life and nature.
Following the chanting, Huang Shaohong's body moved like yoga and dance.
In the Great Shaman Inheritance obtained by Huang Shaohong, he knew that if the Yin of the underworld came to the world, it would definitely cause a vision of heaven and earth, and the heavier the Yin Qi carried by the Yin Thing, the faster it would die.
Because the yin qi is too heavy, it will cause the rejection of the masculine qi of heaven and earth, causing the thunder to descend and eliminate the evil yin qi, and the yin of the underworld is most afraid of thunder, so the yin that escapes from the underworld is difficult to survive in the world without special means.
Huang Shaohong felt that the demon in front of him was like this, but this demon in the west was different from the yin in the east, it had a very special power on it, it seemed to be the smell of sulfur, which could make the thunderclouds outside unable to lock the breath of this demon, and all the thunder could not be lowered for a long time.
Not only that, but this thundercloud has become the best shelter for this demon in the world, which can block the sunlight for it.
What Huang Shaohong has to do is to use his shamanic spells and the power of nature to attract the spirit of thunder and lightning, point out the target to the thunder, and position it according to the previous one.
Just looking at his chanting and movements, it seemed to be in line with some kind of natural rhythm, which quickly calmed down the people who were afraid before, as if an invisible natural force swept through their hearts.
As Huang Shaohong's speech speed and movements accelerated, a natural rhythm emanated from him, and the demon he grabbed in his hand showed a painful look, roaring and struggling frantically.
The dark clouds in the sky also became more and more dense, and rolling thunder sounded among the dark clouds, Huang Shaohong chanted and twisted for a while, and suddenly his eyes widened and he roared:
"Broken!"
In an instant, from the dark clouds in the sky, a bolt of lightning fell out of thin air, rushing directly into the building from the window, and was slashing at the demon in Huang Shaohong's hand.
With a loud bang, accompanied by a dazzling light, the demon disappeared in ashes under the power of lightning, turning into a puff of black gas and dispersing into nothingness, and there was no chance to scream.
Huang Shaohong clapped his hands, then turned to the stunned fat priest and asked, "This is the big god of jumping, come and fight with me, tiao jump, da big, shen god, big god...... Awesome, no? ”
After he finished speaking, he looked at the explosive head that was still smoking after being struck by lightning, and smiled indifferently around: "What, go back and wash your hair first!" ”