Chapter 449: Funny Zakang
The scene was too shocking, so that everyone on the entire floor except Konstantin was speechless as if they had been pointed, until Huang Shaohong went straight back to his room and closed the door with a 'bang', and these people became active again as if they had been solved.
The mainland aunt who said that the dancing god was a feudal superstition before said with a shocked face: "It turns out that Xiao Huang is a master!" ”
Her husband hurriedly corrected: "Xiao Huang is also called by you, you want to call master!" ”
Uncle Wang glared at the two of them: "What a master, masters are all liars, you two know how to shovel and shovel, lead Leiha, that is a living immortal......"
The little devil from hell was directly blasted into ashes by the thunder, and Grace, who was possessed by it, recovered instantly, and at this time he gasped and screamed softly: "Mom! ”
Mr. Zhang and his family hurriedly rushed over and hugged their daughter, crying and laughing.
Seeing this scene, the fat priest recovered from the shock just now, and with some trembling, he took out a stainless steel wine jug from his pocket, poured himself a sip first, and then asked Konstantin, "...... was it just now?" ”
Konstantin said indifferently: "I don't know the specifics, it feels like an ancient spell, but the magic fluctuations on that person's body when he cast the spell are not strong, and that lightning should be tricked by spells!" ”
After he finished speaking, he took out the cigarette case from his pocket, flipped through it twice and found that it had been smoked, and threw the cigarette case aside with some irritation.
As he shook his head and sighed, he stumbled upon a painted drawing of a blade-like weapon on a nearby wall.
Konstantin tore off the painting and walked outside, and the fat priest hurriedly greeted Mr. Zhang's family, and chased after him with some scorn amid the other party's thanks.
Huang Shaohong originally thought that he had revealed a hand of 'heavenly thunder and evil spirit', which would definitely arouse the curiosity of Konstantin and the fat priest, even if he didn't take the initiative to visit him, how could he wait for himself to get his head shaped, and then everyone would make friends with each other and make a string of things.
After all, they are all people who know magic, and multiple friends and multiple paths are not.
As a result, I didn't expect that the foreigner's thinking was different from that of the Chinese, so there was no tradition of sympathy, and by the time he came out, Konstantin and the fat priest had already left.
But Konstantin didn't wait for him, these neighbors were waiting for him, as soon as Huang Shaohong came out, these people surrounded him.
A crooked neighbor believed Uncle Wang's nonsense, and when he saw that Huang Shaohong didn't call Mr. Huang as soon as he came out, he directly stepped forward and complimented: "Huang Taixian, you really have the ability!" ”
Huang Shaohong rolled his eyelids and corrected angrily: "Huang Daxian is in my hometown, and he is talking about yellow skin, that is, weasel!" ”
"Uh..... Sorry, sorry! ”
A housewife from Hong Kong Island squeezed over and was very enthusiastic:
"Oh, Huang Sheng, you really have the ability, you can help my husband see if the feng shui is good for free, as soon as our family arrives in LA, the business will not be good, even the car house is sold, otherwise I wouldn't live in this kind of broken apartment where dogs are not rare!"
Huang Shaohong really wants to ask, are you sure that your family is not like this because of your mouth?
After listening to this girl's words, the other people's faces were not good, Huang Shaohong smiled and said: "Okay, my lord will look at the cemetery, and I will help your whole family see it for free!" ”
The housewife's face: "Oh, it's really unlucky, phew!" ”
Another eldest brother from Guangdong Province in the mainland took off his shoes without saying a word, and the crowd dispersed instantly.
Huang Shaohong covered his nose and took two steps back: "Big brother, we have something to say, don't show the murder weapon!" ”
The eldest brother took a broad mouth: "Oh, Huang Daxi, I'm not a murder weapon, it's the soles of my feet!" ”
"Your old man help me take a look, there are seven moles on the soles of my feet, according to the photo book, 'stepping on the seven stars, having the right to have a handle, the rich armor side, the emperor's order'!"
"But why am I so poor, I can't even pay the rent now, Huang Daxi, you have to help me point and guide!"
After listening to what he said, everyone looked at the soles of his feet, and sure enough, they saw seven raised black moles, which were very obvious.
Huang Shaohong covered his nose and took a step back before saying: "You are wrong, the bottom one is not a mole, it is a black head, and it is the first time I have seen a black head on the soles of my feet!" ”
When everyone heard him, they all looked carefully, and sure enough, the black thing at the bottom of the soles of the big brother's feet was different from other black moles, it really looked like a black head on the skin, but it was much bigger.
Huang Shaohong commented: "One less mole, you are stepping on six stars, and there are clouds in the photo book 'stepping on six stars, no power and no handle, burying corpses on the side of the road, beggars' life 'You can't even pay the rent now, you are about to become a beggar!" ”
"Oh Huang Daxi, you have to point me out!" The big brother burst into tears when he heard this.
Huang Shaohong covered his nose and took a step back again: "Hurry up and go to the hospital to get rid of all the moles, without these six moles, although your luck can't be greatly changed, you won't continue to be unlucky, and that blackhead, hurry up and treat it...... It's all stinking! ”
After the eldest brother went to the hospital in a panic, Mr. Zhang came over and grabbed Huang Shaohong's hand and thanked him:
"Mr. Huang, I'm really sorry, I thought you were going to make trouble just now, thank you so much for my daughter's matter this time!"
Huang Shaohong waved his hand: "It's okay, don't mind, by the way, did the two exorcists say anything when they left?" ”
Mr. Zhang shook his head and said, "They only said that my daughter was fine, and nothing else!" ”
When Huang Shaohong heard this, he immediately felt that these foreign devil exorcists were a little unreliable, so was it over?
He sent the Buddha to the west, and simply asked for a pen and paper to open a prescription, and said to Mr. Zhang:
"Your daughter is called a ghost according to our Oriental saying, although she has been cured, but I am afraid that she will have a serious illness, my prescription has the effect of 'helping the right and dispelling the evil, calming the mind and calming the soul', go back and eat for three days, and it will be fine!"
Huang Shaohong handed over the prescription and asked the other party to grab the medicine by himself, and Mr. Zhang's family was very grateful.
Huang Shaohong, who finally got rid of the entanglement of his neighbors and returned to his home, was thinking about how to get involved with Konstantin in his heart, suddenly stared, then turned to the direction of the bathroom, and said coldly:
"Come out!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a white man in a black and white striped suit with his back combed his hair, with a slightly sinister smile on his face, walked out of the bathroom, holding a coin in his hand and turning it flexibly between his fingers.
"Wizard from the East, you can discover my existence, there is indeed a set!" The man looked Huang Shaohong up and down with interest, with a lofty posture between words and deeds.
Huang Shaohong walked to the window and lit a cigarette for himself, and took a puff before saying, "I don't understand, can you Western demons come out and hang out in broad daylight?" ”
The smile on the back man's face remained unchanged, and he smiled: "That's not the point, the point is that I give you a kind piece of advice, get out of Los Angeles within today, or you'll jump out of the window in front of you!" ”
After he finished speaking, he also made an arc gesture: "Whoosh...... Syllable! ”
"Like this?" Huang Shaohong snapped his fingers as he spoke, and then opened the window directly.
The man on the back looked surprised, and suddenly six metal bone knives stabbed out of his chest, and then Jalvo raised his hands and jumped out of the window with the object directly inserted.
Huang Shaohong stood at the window and dubbed: "Ah...... Syllable! After speaking, he poked his head out, looked at the man on the back who was being stabbed by Jalvo on the ground, and scolded:
"This is the real thing, silly X!"
Huang Shaohong had already recalled the plot of this movie before, and he recognized the identity of the other party as soon as he appeared just now.
This back-headed man is a demon walking in the world, called 'Balthazar', who colluded with Gabriel to kill two of Constantine's friends in the original plot, one of which was the fat priest just now.
What Huang Shaohong didn't expect was that he had just crossed paths with Konstantin and was noticed by this thing.
He leaned on the windowsill and poked his head out to watch the fierce battle below, and the whole process was 'Jalvo' with his super melee ability, pressing 'Balzaza' to fight.
Of course, 'Balzaza' is not so good, the fluctuation of the dark power on his body is far greater than that of Jalvo, but his melee attack hit Lao Jia's fart, and he was not still shocked and hurt.
After being stabbed more than a dozen times by the alloy bone knife, 'Balzaza' also knew that it would be useless to fight any longer, and directly turned into a puff of black smoke in the shape of a skeleton, and then slowly dissipated.
At this time, the fight not only attracted the surrounding passers-by, but also attracted the police, a nearby patrolling police car, the siren whistled and stopped in front of the building, two policemen got out of the police car, pointed a gun at Jalvo, and ordered him to put his hands behind his head and lie on the ground.
Huang Shaohong directly chose to recycle the pet, standing on the street Lao Jia, his body was faintly blurred, and he returned to the pet space, which made passers-by and the police exclaim.
Huang Shaohong closed the window, let Jarvo out, and asked, "How do you feel about that guy?" ”
Jalvo's expression was a little solemn: "Master, you have to be careful, this person is very powerful, if I hadn't received the transformation of the 'Edelman Alloy' bone, I would definitely die in his hands!" ”
"When I was fighting just now, illusions kept pouring out of my mind, and I had the intuition of a beast for the physique of a werewolf, and I had a certain resistance to dark spells, plus the protective ability of Edelman's bones, so that I could keep pressing him!"
"But if I fight to the end, I don't have the ability to help the other party, ordinary physical attacks can't kill him!"
Huang Shaohong nodded: "I'll be careful!" ”
With the matter of 'Balthazar', Huang Shaohong did not put Jarvo away, and having Lao Jia by his side can always help him contain those demons from hell, at least it can also serve as a warning.
Huang Shaohong thought about it in the room for a while, he felt that if he wanted to get the blood of an angel, he had to use the power of Constantine, instead of passively waiting for him to come to the door to make friends, it was better to take the initiative and talk to the other party straight to the point.
When the governor was released, he was asked to hack into the Los Angeles police system through the wireless network, find the address of the Constantine rank, and then change into a handmade suit, and then took Jalvo out of the building, called a taxi and told the address found by the governor.
Sitting in the taxi, Huang Shaohong recalled Konstantin's information in his mind, in the comics, this is a character who eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, smokes all kinds of drugs, of course, the other party is definitely a powerful exorcist, it is said that his family's magical bloodline can be traced back to the time of King Arthur and Merlin.
In this movie of "Hell Detective", the legendary exorcist has lost some bad habits and has become a down-and-out exorcist who has to take two sips and drink, and his ability has also weakened a lot.
Huang Shaohong feels that although the 'Constantine' in this world is not as good as the Zakang in the comics, the potential of the other party is definitely worth investing in, and maybe there will be unexpected gains.
When he arrived at Constantine's house, Huang Shaohong walked to the door with Jarvo and did not knock on the door, but put his hand on the doorknob, and the door lock opened automatically under the control of his ability.
Huang Shaohong pushed open the door, and as soon as he walked in, a fist smashed in front of him.
Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand and grabbed it, grabbed the other party's fist, and said, "Hey, I think we can talk!" ”
Behind the door was Konstantin, and he was stunned when he saw the person coming: "It's you?" How did you find this place? ”
Although Konstantin had vigilance on his face, he still withdrew his fist and turned sideways to let Huang Shaohong in.
But when Jalvo behind Huang Shaohong followed, Konstantin's eyes froze, and he roared angrily: "Miscellaneous, this is not where you came!" ”
As he spoke, his left hand slammed directly into the forehead of Jalvo.
Huang Shaohong grinned, and hit Lao Jia's 'Edman Alloy Braincase' with all his fist, what a tiger this must be.
Sure enough, he heard a 'bang', Konstantin grinned and shook his hands, he quickly took out the golden cross finger tiger from his pocket, put it on his right hand, and made a quick shot, and another full right hook.
Five minutes later, Konstantin struggled to pull a cigarette from the cigarette case in front of him, trembling with his bandaged hands.
Huang Shaohong helped him take out one funny, put it in his mouth, and then lit it for him with a lighter:
"I said you're too impulsive, it's my werewolf guard, his bones have been modified in metal, you hit him in the skull with your fist and self-harm!"
"Werewolves?"
Konstantin glanced at Jalvo curiously, and then said angrily to Huang Shaohong: "Then you didn't say it earlier!" ”
"Did you give me a chance?"
Huang Shaohong took a cigarette from the cigarette case on the table, lit it for himself, took a beautiful puff, and then pulled a stool and sat opposite Konstantin.
"Let me introduce myself, my name is Huang Shaohong, I just came to the United States not long ago, I ......"
"I know what you want!" Konstantin didn't wait for him to finish, he made a stop gesture, then got up and walked towards the cabinet behind him.
He took out a black suitcase from the cabinet, and then walked over and put it directly in front of Huang Shaohong.
"I don't know which exorcist you got my address from, but even though you helped me today, I won't give you a discount for it."
After he finished speaking, he directly opened the suitcase, revealing more than a dozen items inside.
Konstantin pointed to a small rusty hammer about thirty centimeters and said: "King Solomon's hammer has the ability to subdue seventy-two demon gods, this is cheap for you, I only charge you 100,000 US dollars!" ”
He pointed to another scimitar that looked quite ancient and said: "Genghis Khan's scimitar, which has killed countless living beings and carries the resentment of the undead, is a weapon that exorcists can't ask for, and it is also a hundred thousand beautiful knives!" ”
Huang Shaohong suddenly pointed to a lump of fabric-like things in the corner of the suitcase and asked, "What is that!" ”
Konstantin was also stunned, he picked up the lump of fabric with a puzzled expression, shook it open, and saw that it was a pair of men's briefs!
A sudden look appeared on his face: "This is Julius Caesar's underwear, which has the effect of dispelling evil spirits!" ”
Huang Shaohong raised his middle finger at him: "You are really good, what's the matter with the English trademark on it, and that curved hair, don't tell me it's Caesar's!" ”
Konstantin blushed and put his underwear aside: "Well, this is the underwear I didn't have time to wash the last time I went to New York to exorcism......"
"But the rest of the equipment in this box is good, I'm the best exorcist equipment supplier on the West Coast, 'Midnight' you should have heard of it, it's the Voodoo warlock who once fought against thirty demons by himself, and even he got the goods from me!"
Huang Shaohong spit out a smoke ring funny: "But I heard that you pitted him, and all he sold was fake!" ”
Konstantin closed the box, his face was gloomy, and he said with displeasure: "So you are here to find trouble?" ”
Huang Shaohong shook his head and asked word by word: "I have a big deal, do you dare to take it?" ”