Chapter 29 Men Know Men Best
After paying the money to the driver, Tang Xian opened the car door and "jumped" out of the car, the person was still running, and his hand had already reached into his pocket to touch the key.
Hurriedly unlocking the store, pushing open the door of the store and running into the counter, Chua opened the cabinets under the counter one by one, hurriedly glanced at the things that needed to be used, and put them in his pants pocket.
Because the gossip mirror and the sleepy character were thrown into the bedroom by him yesterday, so this time he only needs to bring the raw rhino, the wooden box, and the big yin and big yang paper figures bought from Wang Yi.
Reset the cabinet without light or weight, and took a pack of cigarettes on the shelf by the way, Tang Xian locked the door in a hurry and began to return the same way.
Fortunately, the driver was still there, and Tang Xian didn't talk nonsense, and gave him a cigarette.
"Huhu...... Master, this time I went to the third high school in Lixian County, there are many people in that area, you can take it easy, so you don't have to take off on the spot. ”
The driver promised to come down.
He may have seen that the guest he pulled this time was not a talker, and he did not intend to chat to pass the time, and the driver drove the car without saying a word.
Waiting for a traffic light along the way, coupled with Tang Xian's instructions to pay attention to safety, it took more than 20 minutes to arrive this time, paid to get off the bus, the driver said thank you, and then the taxi turned around and drove away.
Looking up at the sky, the days were long and the nights were short in summer, and it was not dark at six o'clock, and the sun hung on the side of the mountain and showed half of it.
He walked towards the dormitory, and the closer he got to the dormitory, the more gossip there became, and at a distance of more than ten meters, three or two students would secretly point fingers at him and talk about it.
As a Taoist master, Tang Xian's five senses are vastly different from ordinary people, and he can hear the sound of the head and ear call thirty meters away.
"Tsk, he's back."
"I'm sure I'm going to come back, if you change you, won't you come back?"
"Then I'm sure school won't go out."
"Out of breath!"
Tang Xian, who was a bunch of students, was confused, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that he was talking about himself.
"Inexplicable." Tang Xian ignored it, walked back to the dormitory building by himself, pushed open the door of the dormitory, and walked up the stairs.
As soon as he stepped into the hallway, he saw three people surrounded by the door of his dormitory.
If you look closely, who else can there be if it is not Li Chenbing, Wei Jingrui, and Ye Luping.
The three of them leaned back against the concrete guardrail, looking up at the dormitory, and they didn't go in with the pestle outside, just like the people below, chirping and discussing something.
"Lao Li, look, it's no wonder that Lao Tang is not interested in Shen Xin, such a big school flower sits in it, and I don't like other girls if I change it." This is Ye Luping's voice.
Compared with Ouyang Nuo, those so-called student girls were suddenly reduced to vulgar fans.
Li Chenbing showed an intriguing smile.
"Good-looking? Look at yourself and your saliva is about to drip down, be careful that your Yuan Qin will kill you with slippers. ”
Ye Luping grinned: "Haha, it's okay, her legs are not as long as mine, and she can't run fast." ”
Wei Jingrui pushed Ye Luping on the shoulder, and said in a mature tone: "You, look at yourself, everyone has a school girl as a girlfriend, and you come to the door by yourself, you call a girlfriend as if you are begging grandpa to tell grandma." ”
"You didn't ask for it! You almost knelt down for Gao Min last time. ”
Wei Jingrui: "I'm squatting. ”
"Are you squatting? I'm too embarrassed to expose you. ”
Tang Xianxin said that this is difficult, judging from the meaning between the lines of their words.
Ouyang Nuo had already arrived, and he was in the dormitory.
Tang Xian was still struggling with whether to go in, thinking about whether to slowly retract his feet and exit the dormitory building first.
Li Chenbing, Wei Jingrui and Ye Luping had already seen him.
"Old Tang," the three of them left the cement fence and beckoned to him, indicating that they would come over quickly, we have something to talk to you.
Tang Xian mechanically raised his leg and walked towards the three of them.
Q: "How did you come back?" Aren't you out there with your girlfriend? ”
Li Chenbing said to accompany a hammer.
"Gao Min and the others said that Shen Xin was not happy halfway through the game and wanted to send her back first, and a few of us were bored waiting under the girls' dormitory and came back first."
Tang Xian sighed, "That's it." ”
"Old Tang, you can, hide it deeply," Ye Luping came up and patted Tang Xian's shoulder hard, and said with a hippie smile: "I usually don't look close to women, but I am a heavyweight as soon as I make a move, tell me, how long has this been premeditated, and have you won it." ”
They teased each other, although their expressions were exaggerated, but they deliberately lowered their voices, as if they were afraid that Ouyang Nuo inside would hear it.
"No, she and I are just friends, and we've only known each other for a few days."
Tang Xian said that you think too much.
"Don't pretend!"
Wei Jingrui took a step back and said disdainfully: "Come on, who knows men best?" Men know men best, you friend...... We get it~"
The three of them threw Tang Xian a grinning expression.
"I don't have ........."
Tang Xian wanted to quibble again, but Wei Jingrui, Li Chenbing, and Ye Luping suddenly stopped talking, and put their hands into their pockets to find something.
Tang Xian looked at the three of them in a daze.
"Come, take it," Wei Jingrui took his hand out of his pocket, palm down, back of hand up, and asked Tang Xian to take it out.
Tang Xian spread out his palms, "What are you doing?" ”
Wei Jingrui put the thing in his hand and patted Tang Xian on the shoulder.
"What the hell?"
Tang Xian looked at Wei Jingrui in a daze, the thing he gave himself seemed to be plastic packaging, with serrations next to it, and Tang Xian's palm could feel a little prickly with a little force.
When he wanted to take a look at what he had put in his hands, Li Chenbing also came, and he looked like Wei Jingrui, put things down, patted his shoulder, and left with a word to pay attention to safety.
Ye Luping too, the three of them are the same as copying and pasting, the process is the same, and the things they give themselves feel the same.
Tang Xian looked down strangely to look at the things in his hand, and when he looked at it, a series of black lines suddenly appeared on his head.
……………………
The three byts were lying quietly in their hands, red, white, and cyan, with ultra-thin words written on the packaging.
Tang Xian's heart, a group of grass and mud horses galloped past.
"These stupid dogs........."
Ding Dong, the phone came with a message.
Tang Tu Xi Shi Qun,
"As a brother, the only one who can help you is here."
"Don't worry, we will keep it secret for you."
"We've got you covered."
"Do your best to take care of the school girl!"
"You're thinking too much, disgusting." Tang Xian walked to the side and recorded a video of himself throwing three byts into the trash can and posted it to the group.
After two seconds......
"Awesome."
"Real men don't need protection."
"Don't come to my bed, I don't want to wash the quilt......"
"Don't touch Lao Tzu's sheets."