Tang Xian moved the mouse arrow to Wang Yi's avatar.

"Good boy, another cat is secretly playing games in the Internet café, and the store is gone, right?"

Wang Yi replied in seconds, "It must be to go online, it's the only way to sustain a life with this kind of thing, you still say that I, I don't come to the Internet differently, why, so indulge yourself, things must be done." ”

Tang Xian replied: "Don't talk to Lao Tzu, in a word, masturbation or not." ”

Ding dong.

"Jerking!"

"I'll open the room, you come in."

“ojbk！”

The two teamed up, Tang Xian clicked to start the game matching, and the game interface immediately popped up a page on whether to start.

Don't think about it, just point to it, taking advantage of the gap in choosing the game character, Tang Xian unscrewed the bottle cap and drank two sips of Coke.

The name of his game is "Who will smell my athlete's foot", and Wang Yi is even more sassy, called "Qingmy steel door will be in the shadow." ”

The sound of the whole army attacking came from the headphones, and the two of them typed a line of words one after another.

Who smells my athlete's foot: "My broadsword has long been hungry and thirsty!" ”

Wang Yi: "Who can give me death?" ”

Opposite: "The is all out for you." ”

Tang Xian said in the earphones: "Lao Wang, come on, give them to quit Internet addiction." ”

"You see me turn the whole audience upside down with one hand."

The game lasted five minutes, and Tang Xian wanted to increase the attribute amplification, so he immediately discussed it with his teammates.

"Is this okay for me, thank you."

may be because Tang Xian's words at the beginning were too pretending to be forced to make his teammates unhappy, and he directly scolded Tang Xian, "Give Nima, don't even think about it." ”

Tang Xian was speechless in his heart: "I'm so ........."

If you don't give it, you won't give it, the game is still played, and it was played with the opposite side for five minutes, and when the game went on for eleven minutes, Tang Xian couldn't help it and began to complain about Wang Yi.

"Lao Wang, are you picking mushrooms in the wild area?"

Wang Yi: "Hmm. ”

After another three minutes of fighting, Tang Xian was killed twice by the opposite side, and Wang Yi naturally would not let go of such a good opportunity.

"Old Tang, your skills are worse than the soles of my feet."

Tang Xian typed: "You have athlete's foot." ”

There was a wave of balls on their side and on the opposite side, and the results came out in less than ten seconds, and one was killed on the opposite side, and their side was wiped out.

"This will not work, we must use psychological tactics to turn the tide of the battle."

Tang Xian wanted to make it bad, so he immediately switched the team to all chats, edited a message, and pressed the enter key to send it.

"Is there a sister paper on the other side?"

Wang Yi quickly caught up with the rhythm, "CP Didi." ”

No one on the other side paid attention to the two of them, and they didn't bother to type a single punctuation mark.

After another five minutes of fighting, who will hear my athlete's foot kill 3, 13 killed, 2 assists, the means of the opposite side are extremely cruel, and Tang Xian's head is about to be blown up by the opposite side.

Either they don't come out, or there are three or four big men who will kill Tang Xian against the defense tower.

Who smells my athlete's foot: "Please, be a man." ”

Qingme Steel Gate will be on the shadow: "Look, is this what people do?" ”

The other side still ignored them and continued to beat them violently.

Tang Xian had no choice but to ask the other side, "Do you know how to type?" He meant nothing other than a simple greeting.

The chat page quickly swiped out a red message, and the other side replied to him.

"Don't post it again, my teammates think you two names are disgusting, so they blocked you."

Tang Xian's eyes stared at the screen, and he picked up the Coke intently and poured a few more sips, and after thinking about it, a message was sent to the other side.

"Why didn't you shield it, tsk, or are you tasteful."

Wang Yi followed the trend and said: "The young man has vision and a bright future. ”

The other side replied: "You think too much." ”

"I just got burned in the mouth by a cigarette butt and accidentally pressed the wrong one, and I was the first to block you."

Tang Xian: ".................."

Wang Yi: ".................."

Twenty minutes into the game, Tang Xian's base was knocked out of half of its blood by the opposite side.

The three teammates finally started typing.

"Give it a chance."

"Who's going to save the crystal!"

"Hey, these two teammates are here to take revenge on the society, and when they go out and forget to look at the yellow calendar, they can match this kind of fairy teammate."

The three teammates began to verbally crusade against the two of them.

"People are still addicted to food!"

"Brother, let's get started, please don't play with your feet anymore."

"Sprinkle rice on the keyboard, and the chickens will be out of position than you."

Tang Xian didn't react much, and Wang Yi felt like he was going crazy with laughter.

Two more minutes passed in the game, and four words appeared on the screen, and the game failed.

"Still not coming?"

"Go on!"

The two started another game, and this time before the opposite side hit the base, the teammates began to spray the two of them.

"You don't play a group, are you putting tiles on the map?"

"Jungler, are you swiping your phone's steps in the wild area?"

Tang Xian was stunned for a moment, just resurrected, thinking about how to reply in the spring water.

An even more poisonous message is sent by a teammate.

"Standing in the store for a long time and not responding, are you bargaining with the boss?"

……………

Tang Xian switched the case of the keyboard and replied immediately.

“funny mud pee！” He played a homophonic meme that has become popular recently.

The game is spent in abuse again, fifteen minutes, and the game ends.

In this way, I played until five o'clock in the afternoon, when a mobile phone number called Tang Xian's mobile phone.

He clicked the answer button, tilted his head to grip his phone, and his hands were still tapping on the keyboard.

"Hey, who's that?"

"Tang Xian is me, Ouyang Nuo, are you here? I'm going to go to Men's Dormitory 408 now. ”

Tang Xian chuckled in his heart, he was so fascinated by the play that he almost forgot about the business.

I said hello to Wang Yi and said that I had something to leave and would come back next time.

Wang Yi said okay, you go and get busy.

Turned off the computer and got off the machine, Tang Xian rushed to the dormitory in a hurry, and he didn't care about the traffic lights along the way, he broke directly, and he still found that it might be too late to hurry up later.

"No, I'll have to go back to the store first."

He had too few things on him, and he had to go to find the red-clothed ghost after finishing Ouyang Nuo's affairs, so he needed to go back to the store to bring the guys with him.

Time waits for no one, Tang Xian was worried that the time would not be right, so he immediately stopped a taxi.

A car stopped, Tang Xian pulled the car door and got in, and as soon as he got in the car, he panted and shouted to the driver: "Baishi Street in the west of the city, master hurry up." ”

Driver: "Okay, sit tight." ”

The driver is a middle-aged man, how to say it, the old driver's name is not covered, and he flicks his tail again and again, and he is galloping.

The streets with few people were also picked, the roads were skillful, and the car skills were skillful, which made Tang Xian once have the illusion that he was not sitting in a car but an airplane.

The twenty-minute journey was forced to compress the driver's master to twelve minutes.

"Master, you wait for me for two minutes, and I'll take your car when I go back."

"Okay, you go, I'll smoke a cigarette and wait for you."