Chapter Eighty-Four: The Road
"Dear parents, good evening, and thank you for taking time out of your busy schedules to attend today's Parent-Teacher Conference for the Elderly."
At this time, it was late at night, Li Ang was wearing a black windbreaker, holding a black umbrella in one hand, and flowers in the other, with a solemn and solemn expression, and said in a deep voice to a stone tombstone in the cemetery.
The stone tombstones were motionless, and there was silence all around except for the noise of insects.
Li Ang shook his windbreaker and said earnestly: "It seems that everyone is more shy, don't be shy, raise your hands more enthusiastically, and speak actively." β
If you can speak, you're a ghost, okay?
Chai Cuiqiao, who was hiding in the big black umbrella, complained in her heart and said, "The yin qi here has been absorbed, are you leaving?" β
"Hmm..."
Li Ang glanced at the data of the Soul Attracting Banner, [The current Yin Qi stock is 379/1000]
Due to the widespread practice of cremation in contemporary times, draining the yin qi of an entire cemetery can only fill one-third of the total yin qi in the soul-attracting flag.
If you just let Chai Cuiqiao stay in shape and maintain her consciousness, this amount can last for about seventeen or eighteen days.
If there is a high-intensity battle, it will only last for about three to four hours.
"Barely enough."
Li Ang nodded, threw the flowers in front of a tombstone engraved with the name of "Fei Weiqiang", and walked out of the cemetery with a big black umbrella.
At this point, he was not wearing sunglasses or a mask β an official organization like the Secret Service that has begun to implant software in surveillance systems on public transport roads to monitor individuals with visible signs of camouflage, Mr. Leon believes.
Therefore, for safety reasons, he put on a slightly curled black wig on the top, modified his eyebrows with an eyebrow pencil, and adjusted the contour of the eyebrows.
After wearing round-framed glasses, use flesh-colored makeup clay to accentuate the shadow of the cheekbones.
Next, insert the dentures from which all the teeth have been removed into the mouth to make the gums fuller and adjust the contour of the jaw.
And use an artificial palate to stick to the inside of the mouth to change the accent of the speech and make the voice more thick and muscular.
Finally, a soft rubber film is applied to the ten fingers, fingerprints are erased, and the inner boots and black trench coat are put on.
After a standard disguise process, the ordinary Leon has completely turned into another ordinary adult male.
is enough to deceive the face recognition system in the surveillance system, even if Wang Congshan or Officer Wang Fengnian is pulled over, it is difficult to find out that he is Li Ang.
Of course, the way of speaking will not change -
Walking on the road, Li Ang, who passed by a civic park, sighed indignantly, "At night, when the temperature turns cold, well-dressed animals can run to the street openly, expose their lower body organs on the street, and pee in public." β
Chai Cuiqiao complained: "What kind of well-dressed beasts, it's just a group of dogs wearing small clothes and being led by aunts and uncles." β
Li Ang was speechless: "Wow, this young man is actually carrying out anti-human activities, it is really inhumane. β
Chai Cuiqiao squinted his eyes and said, "Do you call the handstand movement of practicing hip-hop dance anti-human.... That's really anti-human. β
Leon looked at the crowd of people in the central square of the park and said indignantly: "It's disgusting to suffer from pedophilia at such a young age. β
Chai Cuiqiao didn't know what to say, "Those elementary school students are just taking selfies, are they narcissistic also pedophiles..."
Li Ang looked at a person in the distance, frowned, and scolded indignantly in a low voice: "Shameless dog thief, you rub the heat of your horse." β
Chai Cuiqiao's complaint was extremely weak, "That's just a child who hugged his mother because it was cold at night!" God rubs the heat of your horse. β
Staying with Li Ang is a great test of the rationality of the life of a highly intelligent individual, and if you are not careful, you will be carried away by a strong desire to complain.
Anyway, Chai Cuiqiao felt that his endurance had become much higher when he got along with Li Ang day and night.
One person and one ghost left the Citizen Park, specially picked a remote and narrow path with a monitoring blind spot, and walked slowly towards the direction of Wanhe Community.
Anyway, I'm out of the house, so I might as well go around Yin City a few more times, in case I can trigger any regular tasks, it's also good.
It's a pity that there were no waves along the way.
Disappointed, Leon walked to the intersection where there were no people, and saw a staggering, white-haired old woman on the side of the road, carrying a cloth bag walking slowly towards the traffic light.
Leon's nose fluttered, and he smelled three scents.
The first is the musty smell of old clothes
The second is the unique smell of the elderly because of the inconvenience of washing.
The third strand.... It's fresh, fleshy and bloody.
Just as Leon focused his gaze on the old woman, a cold mechanical system prompt sounded in his ears.
γTask trigger conditions metγ
[Task Type: Regular Mission]
[Mission Name: Shadow Puppetry]
[Objective: Destroy Shadow Puppet Spirits 0/1]
[Mission time limit: 30 minutes]
[Reward 1: 100 extra XP]
[Reward 2: 100 points of in-game currency]
[Mission Failure Penalty: None]
Li Ang glanced at the old woman imperceptibly, looked left and right, and after confirming that there was no one around, leaned over and asked enthusiastically, "Grandma, do you want to cross the street?" β
The old woman glanced at him, clenched the sack in her hand, swallowed in her throat, and lowered her head as if she hadn't heard.
She's had eaten enough.
Leon came closer and shouted at the old woman, "Grandma, are you going to cross the street?!" β
His roar was extremely loud, and the old woman raised her head, a sense of boredom rose in her heart, but a somewhat dull and ignorant kind smile appeared on her face, "Huh? Young man, are you going to help me cross the street? β
"Yes! I love being helpful! β
Li Ang's eyebrows fluttered, took the initiative to hold the old woman's palm, and helped her walk onto the zebra crossing when the green light came on.
"Young people nowadays, there are few people who are so kind as you."
The old woman pretended to be a little behind in her senses, and said, "You are very nice, young man. β
"Well, don't be in a hurry to praise me yet."
Li Ang helped the old lady to the middle of the zebra crossing, withdrew her hand, and said with a smile: "You settle the money first." β
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The old grandmother was stunned, "What money?" β
Li Ang naturally said, "The money I used to help you cross the street?" You don't think I'm helping you for free, do you? Promise 5 yuan. β
"...."The old woman's face twitched, "Young man, I don't seem to have taken the initiative to ask you to help me, right?" β
"Then you don't want to pay?"
Li Ang's face sank, he hugged the old woman, clamped it under her armpit, walked like a fly, and galloped back to the zebra crossing where the two of them were standing just now.
Syllable.
Li Ang put the stunned old woman on the ground, shook his head and said, "Poor, next time you don't have money, you should say it early." β