You're so sassy.

“...”

The old woman looked at Leon, and then at the surveillance camera located high at the intersection,

The deep wrinkles on his face twitched violently a few times, and his pale lips sobbed for a while,

In the end, she still didn't say anything, and took a step back imperceptibly, lowered her head, and pretended not to see Leon.

She doesn't mind adding a meal on the fly,

But now it's under the surveillance cameras, and considering the pursuit that may be caused by the secret service bureau afterwards, it's better to be patient for the time being.

The old woman was silent, and Leon stepped forward, pretending to burp long, and asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?" Why don't you speak? Was it just smoked by my armpit sweat? ”

God is sweating in the armpits, if you don't speak, you will die, right?

The old woman's heart was like thousands of alpacas galloping by, and after a few deep breaths, she decided not to pay attention to this drunken man who seemed to be playing drunk.

Leon raised his arm, sniffed his armpit, and after confirming that there was no smell,

He asked the other party angrily: "No smell, why don't you talk to me, do you look down on me?" I'm telling you, I'm a valued Green Diamond member, and no one can ignore me. ”

You're really good.

The old woman's eyes twitched and she turned her head away.

Finally, the green light came on, and she took the cloth bag and trembled down the steps and onto the zebra crossing.

Li Ang chased after him, caught up in three or two steps, and went hand in hand with her,

Raise your legs high and swing your arms desperately to pretend to be a sprint while humming the theme song of the movie "Rocky", "Going to Fly Now"

"Oh Oo ~ ~ Oo ~ Oo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

This song is high-spirited and positive, which is perfect to listen to when you run at night,

But to the old woman's ears, it was nothing more than a lump of noise.

She unconsciously increased the speed of her footsteps, and Leon also accelerated slowly, just shoulder to shoulder with her.

Like an old woman with a thousand flies buzzing in her ears, she was so annoyed that a flame mixed with malice and anger rose in her heart.

She just walked forward, walked the zebra crossing, and the moment she stepped on the steps, she pretended to slip and stumbled and fell to the ground.

Click-

The sound of bones clashing is particularly obvious at the silent and unmanned crossroads,

"Eh, eh..."

The old woman let out a cry of pain and sat down on the side of the road, hugging her ankles and swaying.

Seeing this, Li Ang took a step back and pretended to be frightened, "Grandma, I haven't touched you, don't lie to me, there's monitoring here." ”

"Eh."

The old woman hugged her ankle and moaned weakly a few times, and sighed, "Young man, you didn't hit me, but my own foot slipped." Alas, this man is useless when he is old. ”

"Hey, you can't say that, Lao Ji is in the bush, and he has a thousand miles of ambition."

Li Ang comforted: "Uncle Zhang, who used to live across the street from my house, has liked boxing since he was a child, and he can still play two or three sets of military boxing in his eighties.

Last time, his grandson hanged himself on the electric fan in the living room, and seeing that he had just kicked off the chair with his front foot, Uncle Zhang was interested in his back foot and put on boxing gloves. ”

？？？

The old woman opened her mouth, not knowing what to say for a while, and it took a long time before she took a breath and said quietly: "Young man, my foot is broken, can you please send me home?" ”

"What do you want to do?"

Li Ang instantly became vigilant, clutched his chest and said, "I warn you, oh, it's not the kind of casual person.

Last time I dated a half-aged online, she pulled my sleeve and said to go to her house at night and talk to their mother and daughter. My heart, the thumping one, I didn't even think about the exam, and I agreed directly,

As a result, when I went in the evening, I saw the seventy-year-old mother of the half-aged, sitting in front of the mirror with heavy makeup and light makeup..."

God talks about his heart, who wants to sleep with you!!

Can't you pee on yourself?!

The old woman's desire to complain was almost overflowing, she suppressed her almost deformed expression, and said with a reluctant smile: "Young man, you think too much, I just want you to help me go home."

Alas, my son and daughter are all out of town, and there is really no one at home. Why don't I pay you? ”

"Money?"

Li Ang's face was straight, and he frowned and reprimanded: "Grandma, this is your fault, you have said that talking about money hurts feelings, who is with whom, you can take a five million advance payment first." ”

"...."The old woman had a hard time smiling, "Five hundred lines." ”

"Hey, you're such a bargainer."

Leon nodded, walked up to her and squatted down, stretching his hands back, "Come on." ”

"Uh-huh....."

An indiscreet smile flashed across the old woman's face, and she slowly stood up on one foot and climbed onto Leon's back.

Li Ang weighed it, slowly stood up, and looked around the intersection joint, "Which direction is your house in?" ”

"Over there." The old woman stretched out her hand and pointed in the northwest direction, and said softly, "It's a few steps ahead." ”

To the northwest, there is an urban village, full of twenty or thirty-year-old houses, narrow roads, low houses, and many blind spots for monitoring.

There, her temporary residence.

"Okay, sit tight? Thomas's little train is moving! ”

Leon raised his legs high and rushed forward, and the old woman felt the wind whistling in her ears, and her eyes were almost open.

So fast!

As soon as he rushed out a few dozen meters, Li Ang suddenly slowed down and gasped: "Eh, I'm tired to death, grandma, now it's your turn to carry me." ”

？？？？

The old woman lying on Li Ang's back looked confused, her eyes blinked, and she tried her best to interpret the word "innocent".

Fortunately, he was just joking and didn't throw the old woman to the ground.

Li Ang slowed down, carried the old woman on his back, and said without a match: "Grandma, what's your surname?" ”

The old woman was worried that if she didn't reply, she would probably be thrown to the ground by the other party, so she struggled for a moment, but still said: "... The surname is Hu. ”

Li Ang nodded, "I'm not asking you if you're happy, I'm asking what your last name is." ”

The old woman's forehead was bruised, "My surname is Hu!" ”

Li Ang frowned, "I know you're happy, I'm asking you what your last name is, understand?" The surname is the first character of a person's name. ”

The old woman felt that her blood pressure was starting to rise again, "My surname is Hu.... Gu Yuehu. ”

"Oh, I understand when you say that," Li Ang nodded, "Grandma Gu Yuehu, what about your lover." ”

"Dead." The old woman replied angrily, "I fell into the water and drowned when I was an electric fish." ”

"Huh? Sorry sorry for touching your heart. ”

Leon said empathetically: "Alas, I used to like electric fish when I was in the country,

Later, when I entered the city, I also thought about how to relive the feeling of electric fish all day long. It's a pity that the pool manager at the civic center didn't let me go into the water with an electric fish machine on my back. ”