Chapter 46: I Can't Hold You If I Knock Code
(This chapter pays tribute to all the men who lost their hair due to work and stress!) It's hard for a man! I'm also losing my hair...... οΌ
"Uncle, do you have a hair transplant?" Zhou Xiao is a little dizzy, such a garbage propaganda slogan has business to the door?
But looking at this person's drunken body, maybe he came to see the excitement.
The man said, "Who's an uncle, I'm only thirty years old this year." β
Zhou Xiao and Gong Yang looked at each other, they were too anxious at the age of thirty.
The man took off the hat on his head and said, "I'm bald and want a hair transplant." β
Then he took out the flyer in his bag and pointed to the slogan on it and said, "Be like the slogan, green!" β
Green was originally the most basic color of nature, but because of the culture of Xia Kingdom, it has a special meaning.
The man's name is Chen Bo, and he said, "What is the principle of your hair transplant? Take hair follicles with hair for transplantation or what? I have a lot of bald hair, and I'm afraid you won't have a place to get it. β
"With microbes." Zhou Xiao replied: "It is more convenient than a hair follicle transplant, and the hair will be thicker." β
Zhou Xiao briefly explained the principle of Bacillus aeruginosis parasitic on the scalp hair follicles to produce hair-like green silk.
But he didn't expect that the drunken Chen Bo wouldn't listen to it at all, and without waiting for Zhou Xiao to answer, he said vigorously: "Do it!" Do it for me! "I also took out my mobile phone to pay by swiping the QR code.
How much will it cost for Bacillus chloride to treat baldness, Zhou Xiao has not yet calculated the cost.
Moreover, Chen Bo drank wine, and now he is not allowed to wake up when he collects the money, so he will let Zhou Xiao pay back the money.
"The opening ceremony is free for you." After Zhou Xiao finished speaking, she began to make preparations, such as wiping Chen Bo's scalp with a disposable wet towel, applying a certain concentration of culture agent, and so on.
Gong Yang was very curious about how Zhou Xiao used biological hair transplantation, so he simply stayed and helped.
Chen Bo does not call bald head bald at all, and his hairstyle is not called Mediterranean sunshine, but the Sahara Desert.
Because the whole head is like a braised egg, except for a very loose curly hair around it, the whole scalp does not even have hair roots.
This is the complete permanent hair loss that men are most afraid of confronting.
Chen Bo also talked a lot after drinking, and chatted with Zhou Xiao.
Zhou Xiao knew that Chen Bo was 30 years old this year and graduated from the University of Electronic Science and Technology of China with a major in software engineering.
After graduating at the age of 24, this comrade returned to his hometown of Jiangcheng and joined a software company to become a code farmer in the new era.
Chen Bo dedicated all his youth to the keyboard, often in order to solve a BUG, he did it all night, the treatment went up, and he took out a loan to buy a house, but he was also bald.
From the age of 24 to 30, Chen Bo's hair went from intermittent alopecia, alopecia to the Mediterranean sun, and finally to the Sahara Desert.
In just six years, Chen Bo has been completely bald.
Today, Chen Bo is shopping in the pedestrian street with his fiancΓ©e.
Chen Bo also prepared a diamond ring today, planning to surprise his girlfriend at the right time and propose to his girlfriend.
didn't know that the reason why his girlfriend was willing to come out with him today was because she wanted to break up with him.
Girlfriend: "Chen Bo, I know you're good to me, but we're really not suitable, let's break up." β
Chen Bo was stunned for a long time and said, "Why! β
Girlfriend: "I'm sorry, Chen Bo, we really don't fit. β
Chen Bo: "You have to tell me the reason, we are already getting married, I ...... today I also prepared a diamond ring to propose to you today. β
Girlfriend: "You code codes until late at night every day, you have no fun, and you don't have time to accompany me at all!" I asked you to invite me to a meal outside, you have to search for group purchases online, you have to take a carpool for a taxi, even if you ask me to send me cosmetics, you have to wait for 618 or Double Eleven! I can't talk to you! β
Chen Bo collapsed, "No! No! It's definitely not the main reason, it's not a matter of principle, you still love me, right? β
Girlfriend made a big move: "I'm with someone else." β
Chen Bo was stunned and asked, "With whom?" I don't believe it! β
My girlfriend took out her phone and showed a photo of herself and her new boyfriend: "I'm with someone else, and when you type code late at night, it's he who tells jokes to make me happy." When you were still searching for coupons for group meals, he invited me to a high-end Western restaurant, that's all! β
Chen Bo saw the man in the photo at a glance, looking younger than himself, more handsome than himself, and most importantly, he had hair! And I don't have hair!
Chen Bo's last words to his girlfriend were: "Are you with him because I don't have hair!" β
It's a pity that his girlfriend has gone away, and Chen Bo no longer knows the answer.
That afternoon, Chen Bo had a lot of alcohol at the bar, and then he was impulsively found here after being given a leaflet.
Speaking of this, Chen Bo was very depressed.
"Not only am I bald, but I am also green by other men. I'm going to grow green hair now, and I'm going to tell myself all the time that I've been green, and women will never be reliable with keyboards! β
At this time, Zhou Xiao had already completed the priming of the culture medium and began to coat the scalp with Silk Aeruginobacterium.
"Pay attention to the daily maintenance, pour the culture solution, and do not wash your hair. Eight hours of natural light per day, including natural light in the room. β
Chen Bo felt that Zhou Xiao's treatment method was a bit funny: "Can it really be like hair?" β
Zhou Xiao replied affirmatively: "Of course, if you don't use a catalyst, it will be green for half a year, and it will turn black after half a year, the same as an ordinary head, then you can get a haircut and wash your hair, if you use a catalyst, it will be black after a month." You are the first guest of the Origin Creature, and today I will give you a free culture solution and catalyst. β
Chen Bo sighed, and the wine also woke up a little, he actually knew in his heart that Zhou Xiao's biological hair transplant was fooling, but since Zhou Xiao said it was free, Chen Bo was also tossed by Zhou Xiao.
The reason why he is still willing to sit here is just because he is in a low mood and is looking for someone to talk to.
Two hours later, Zhou Xiao finished everything and covered Chen Bo with a piece of plastic wrap.
"Brother, what does plastic wrap do? It's not breathable! Chen Bo was a little confused.
Zhou Xiaozi pressed the edge of the plastic wrap, and then sealed the contact between the plastic wrap and the scalp with medical tape.
"Have you ever seen mushrooms or vegetables grown in the countryside? Similar to that kind of film, heat preservation and moisturizing, you can sleep on the top of your head tomorrow to grow things, don't remember to bask in the sun tomorrow. β
Silk Bacillus chlorides has just been taken out of the medium with constant pressure, temperature, pH and is in the early stages of colony growth and development, so it can be done without sun exposure for the first few hours.
"Okay, I've packed the culture medium and catalyst for you, remember to water and culture fluid every day."
Chen Bo shook hands with Zhou Xiao and said, "Your shop is really interesting, I want to see what things can grow tomorrow." β